#will someone PLEASE play roblox with me bro

[tashasbabe]

i have a built in girlfriend! (her boyfriend does NOT like me.)

[thesullenfawn]

streamer!ellie hcs

(my first time writing so...🫣)

warnings: none, fem!reader

lowercase intended, pictures are from pinterest and they're not mine

credits to @/cafekitsune on tumblr for the divider

masterlist

♡ plays roblox sometimes and BEEFS with literal seven year olds on voice chat because they called her a noob.

♡ "there is no WAY you're calling me a noob when you have an invisible face you GOOFBALL ."

♡ both of yous live in a one bedroom apartment because yous live in a big city and rent and college is expensive.

♡ so sometimes you can be seen doing homework or studying on your bed or another desk in the background.

♡ "guys y/n is doing homework right now so she might say hi later."

♡ rages in minecraft survival mode and just quits the game after she dies for the millionth time.

♡ "i fr cannot do this like i can't bro this game is stupid as hell anyway....", eventhough she almost punched a hole through her monitor.

♡ you post cute little short, (and/or) faceless vlogs to document your travels or events and sometimes ellie is shown in them!!

♡ the comments are so 😭😭

♡ she absolutely would defend you straight away if you get any sort of hate though.

♡ wears the STUPIDEST t-shirts and you think they're funny but you refuse to let her wear them out.

♡ like that one shirt that says "lesbians eat what?!!" and it's a load of shocked looking cats on it.

♡ "ellie... can you please change your shirt? we're going to dinner 😥"

♡ fans also send them to her through a PO box if she has one and she unboxes them on stream too, so she has a whole collection.

♡ sometimes you join her stream when she's taking a break to eat dinner or something so you show the chat your sims 4 save file or another game you like.

♡ her mic is so bad but she refuses to change it because she thinks it sounds funny.

♡ speaking of sound she also spams that sound board she has to no return (i remember reading this from someone elses post help).

♡ "CHAT I WON LETS GO", *cue the crowd cheering sound effect and a load of blow horns*

♡ "what did i have for dinner? i had a cheeseburger....", *american national anthem plays*

♡ did a whole stream watching edits her fans made her and she was giggling the whole time. (she has a favourites folder on tiktok)

♡ she's totally a repost warrior.

♡ eventhough she does stream kinda often, she makes sure to spend a lot of time with you, even if it's pausing the stream to help you make dinner during a suuuuper long charity stream or something.

♡ if she posts a photo dump on instagram or something you're always in it somehow, and it's always faceless if you don't want your face shown to that many people online.

♡ always sosososo supportive of everything you do and tells the chat if you're comfortable, she's just such a cutie pie.

♡ "guys my pretty girlfriend is graduating soon can you believe that she's just such a genius".

♡ doesn't mention the fact that she is also in college like 😭😭.

♡ sometimes she just doesn't know what to do so she goes on google maps.

♡ "lemme show yous the block i live on.... wait nevermind woah".

♡ you heard that from the other room and your heart DROPPED.

please don't buy tlou games as the creator is a zionist.

[thatdeadaquarius]

Topic: Genshin impact.

au: Sagau.

idea: So what if you had the powers of every character you played as in every game you played and then get isekaid into genshin impact with imposter au. I imagine it goes smth like

Zhongli: “I will have order!”

reader, Who played Roblox as someone who lagged the game (explanation: I’m pretty sure ping is also how time works in games. If you can control the flow of ping you can control the flow of time in games.): “ZA WARUDO!”

Heyyy!! Thanks for waiting for the reply/response from my slow ass :0

So they did clarify what they meant/expand so imma just copy paste that here!

“k now I remember. So basically imma write it here since it’s easier: Basically you don’t have to (but you can) transform into the character that has those set of powers but if you do those powers are enhanced.”

Sun: Reader (”you”/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish, Light Imposter AU (as in, NOT Yandere/Dark), mild crossover elements bc Shapeshifter Shenanigans™️

Stars: bro idek

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, genshin typical mild violence, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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so fair warning,, ive never seen jojo bizarre, but i appreciate i come off well-read/watched? LMAO

so im just gonna kinda,, guess? like just cycle thru diff. random media, and im hoping both me and you reading this will have a fun time (as this is a little challenge, but i like it so ill give it a shot, dont kno if its a good one but- 😅)

so to set the scene, of how u got to this point, ykno of running like ur life (maybe?) depends on u running around different teyvat countries,

u thought it was weird everyone knew a little too much about you?? (ofc theyve heard u during gaming, they know u the same way we all know Markiplier, get it?)

then a bunch of NPCs/Vision users/Archons?? were REALLY invested in talking to you, which freaked u out even more

and by the time you saw Zhongli, yknow, just the oldest god in game, making a fast-walk towards you, ykno the retired god who didnt move an inch when an old water god attacked Liyue for a test, is now hurrying to you???

ur logically get so fucking scared sm shits abt to go down, u just start running

it isnt until ur reaching for a ledge and some webbing shoots out of ur arm (from a glitchy little spot on ur arm, where it could be coming out of ur skin, but sometimes its a blue and red bracelet)

it latched onto the nearest building, and thats how u find out u can grapple ur way, literally Spiderman style, out of the harbor

and bro, idk if it would be fun, or confusing and stressful, or maybe both?? to just find out u can use any video game power from any game youve played before as you go running from countries bc for some freaky reason they know too much abt you/are pursuing you-

dUDE- they had small statues of you in like every little section of their cities

u head to Mondstadt and as Venti comes screaming and flying at you (in excitement, but ur freaked), u go to hold a hand up and suddenly ur holding a heavy stone tablet that unleashes some holographic yellow chains that freeze him in place-?? why is this familiar-

oh my god u have the sheikah slate from Breath of the Wild,

and as ur booking it out of there, u manage to get ahold of a sword, and u know exactly how to use it to knock back favonius knights trying to stop you (they are concerned for their god who is just unleashing random powers on ppl, pls let Grandmaster Jean just talk to you Your Majesty-!!)

by the time you teleport ur way to Inazuma, (bc u still have this worlds access to ur player/traveler’s powers), ur trying to find a nice place to stay for a little bit

at least in that sweet spot of the Raiden not noticing/finding you, while things cool down on the main continent, before moving on,

and u get some tools to help fashion just a little shelter, bc u dont have any money/mora rn, and ur able to literally build a house???

a mailbox pops up and thanks you for renting with Tom Nook???? As in Animal Crossing-

and rlly if the BOTW/slate thing didnt clue u into video game powers, then this definitely would tbh lmao

right as u see Yae Miko circling ur house, with an armful of books? ..is she planning to thru them at you??, u get the hell out of dodge before her favorite god can follow along

(she knows ur prefrences in books and got authors/trends to start so youd have plenty to read, and she was making sure it was ur house before politely dropping them off! how was she to know thatd spook their favorite God, Ei?!)

u get to Sumeru and think ur safe, hiding in an abandoned forest watcher outpost (1 person treehouse rlly) when Nahida shows up in ur dreams,

and u just,

walk out of the dream, into reality, and possess a nearby ruin guard so u can sleep in peace, bc she cant access a robot,

that one baffled u as you re-possessed ur own body before realizing-

Five Nights at Freddy’s. 💀

U cant do that forever, so u try Fontaine, hoping Neuvillette/Furina wont rlly give af abt you, plus theyre the latest region, so maybe they have the least exposure to whatever the other archons didnt like abt you??

u get there and are immediately summoned to court, and right as the mekas show up to escort you, jfc they have a mecha army

(meanwhile, theyre thinking, yknow. high profile guest/our god of gods. ofc we need state of the art mekas to escort them, its only polite-)

meanwhile ur cape has now become wings, and a mask covers ur face as you glide and fly ur way over the city in an attempt to get to where u assume Snezhnaya is

it doesnt occur to you the game until ur running out of stamnia and catch ur reflection in the waters of fontaine, Sky: Children of the Light

u hope the Tsaritsa’s dislike for other gods/Celestia doesnt extend to ur otherworldly presence so ur just hoping for the best atp tbh

tbh youd forget what all powers you have, and the absolute chaos ur causing urself as u try to desperately rememeber what games youve played thru ur entire life is NOT helping to reduce confusion when u randomly wake up with elf ears (legend of zelda/botw) or get dragged into another ruin machine when u fall asleep/faint/do smth u guess mimics death lmao- (fnaf) 💀

…

(meanwhile the Tsaritsa does get wind ur coming this way, and just, makes the people have a parade/festival to celebrate you coming,

she did also have to get Pierro/Captaino to physically restrain some of them from going ahead to meet/escort you to the palace, she’d heard how the others scared u off, and was, ironically, hoping the warm welcome would clear things up)

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well that was, something. 😃🫠

sorry lil car, that was such a fun idea idk if i did it justice!! i thought itd be too op to include every media youve consumed ever, so i kept it to video games, (which, could u cheat the system if youve played smash bros??)

i hope it was at least a decent read, and sorry im half asleep so i was not v funny this time around, but, again, hope u got smth out of it 😭

</3

on another note, im having my wisdom teeth surgery this friday, send whatever u got my way, prayers, blessings, good vibes, ill take anything im nervous 🙃

have a good week guys!

Safe Travels Lil Car,

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[luvrsux]

ONE PIECE HEADCANONS #1

Video Games Edition

TW: Gruesome Imagery

❝ giving each strawhat + more video games i think theyd play! comment any other ones i should do :3 ❞

MONKEY D. LUFFY - Street Fighter

╰┈➤ Luffy wouldn’t play a single game by himself, he finds that boring. He’d force the other Strawhats to play a party game with him. Luffy would usually fight with Zoro in any fighting game or competitive game.

Other Choices: Mario Kart, Super Smash Bros.

RORONOA ZORO - Ghost of Tsushima

╰┈➤ Zoro isn’t into super mainstream multiplayer games, definitely likes to keep to himself and play on his own time half the time. Definitely, the guy that frequently checks his map in open-world games every few seconds

Other Choices: Assassin’s Creed, For Honor, Sekiro

VINSMOKE SANJI - Genshin Impact

╰┈➤ Sanji definitely plays graphic novels but there’s no way this man DOESN'T play the game with the most fan service. He only pulls on girls' banners and leaves the guy characters to die or unleveled but his female characters are MAXED OUT. Definitely, a Yae Miko main or Lisa because she’s closest to Robin

GOD USOPP - Call of Duty: Warzone

╰┈➤ Now hear me out. The only time Usopp isn’t a coward in action is if it’s in a video game. This man is a SWEAT TRY HARD in COD. Amazing at sniping, all the cool gadgets and cosmetics. His account is worth hundreds. Will absolutely avoid any COD Zombies mode though

Other Choices: Pokémon, Fortnite, Overwatch 2, League of Legends

NAMI - Stardew Valley

╰┈➤ Nami definitely doesn’t play games with a lot of gore, action, or anything crazy. I think she'd rather sit and enjoy a game with a long hour's worth of play

Other Choices: The Legend of Zelda

TONY TONY CHOPPER - Minecraft

╰┈➤ I know for a fact this little guy is a little Minecraft nerd and try hard. The only thing he won't do is mine in caves because of the warden or scary cave sounds. He plays with Luffy and Usopp any chance he gets

Other Choices: Roblox, Pokemon, Potion Craft

NICO ROBIN - Omori

╰┈➤ When I played Omori there was nothing but reading and dark turns. I know Robin LOVES this game and it's complex story

Other Choices: Sally Face

FRANKY - Fallout 4

╰┈➤ This is perfectly fitting for Franky. He never leaves that iconic suit in the game behind. He owns a few bottles of Nuka Cola. He has HOURS on this game and unlocked every ending. Absolute nerd for games like these

Other Choices: Titanfall 2, Old Mario Games

SOUL KING BROOK - Dead by Daylight

╰┈➤ He is a killer main all the way. He laughs whenever he hooks someone and they eventually die. He is an absolute menace in DBD and he absolutely mains Ghostface

Other Choices: Call of Duty Zombies, Osu!!

PORTGAS D. ACE - Super Smash Bros.

╰┈➤ Just like his brother, he plays fighting games. In this one specifically, he is a GOD at Smash. He mains Mario, Roy, and Ness and wonders why no one wants to play him because of his annoyingly good play style (except Luffy ofc)

Other Choices: Tekken, Forza, Apex (Fuse main or Mirage)

TRAFALGAR D. WATER LAW - Animal Crossing: New Horizons

╰┈➤ Hear me out. Law plays games like crazy sometimes and usually talks about the darker ones to fit his personality but behind closed doors... yeah he had a 5-star island. He says he doesn't play the game and only has it for Bepo but he decorated his part of the island from TOP TO BOTTOM and has all the cutest villagers. He has a soft spot for cute things

Other Choices: Dead by Daylight, Diablo, Pokemon, League of Legends (heavy on LoL)

thats everyone!! this is gonna be a bit of a series so if you have any suggestions PLEASE lmk!!!!! STAY SWEET AND LUVABLE

[ineffable-masquerade]

Bio, da loooong way

in case u dont get the joke in the title, click here.

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What this post is about

My little description post for stuff about me that goes more in depth about what I like and a little about my personality. Keep in mind I am in the baby stages of my tumblr blog development since I'm still a kid, so my blog is prone to rapidly change. I mainly reblog stuff, but it's still a cool blog so if you want funny stuff, cool art, and the occasional miscellaneous tumblr post.

Anyways here's a little description about me:

A tiny little goofball, I am. A smart one I'd say. A genius, even. I am transfem and bisexual. Please for the love of god do not look at my likes or who I am following💀

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Games/communities/shows(will be added soon) I enjoy

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Communities I am "in" (I don't directly participate in any community stuff for anything yet) besides when I went to a pride parade once):

Guilty Gear Strive community, Omega Strikers community, LGBTQ+ community (i feel like that was a given), Super Smash Brothers series community.

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Games I play:

Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, Roblox (only the good ones on there, ask me for the specific ones I like if you want. If someone asks, I will include them here later.), Slay the Spire, Peglin, Omega Strikers, Bloons TD6, and Hades. I also like FNaF World, it's just a pleasant game.

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Games I spectate (not play, but watch):

Super Smash brothers Melee (and a little of the others here in there, like Smash bros 64 combo tournaments), Guilty Gear Strive, and a little bit of SF6 here and there.

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List of blorbos:

ALL OF THE BYTE BREAKERS (from omega strikers)

All 3 of the Byte Breakers happen to be my 3 favorite characters in Omega Strikers. I love the entire cast of Omega strikers, but these 3 not only are on the same team but are also just the three parts of my personality and I LOVE IT. Anyways, If you wanna see who they are, here are some VERY short descriptions/my thoughts on them:

Finii

she's my spirit animal

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Zentaro

He's cool. He just runs around my mind slicing random objects and it makes me happy.

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Ai.Mi

She's a sassy, heterochromatic, cute catgirl with amazing design and an awesome personality.

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Edit: finally expanding this list cuz I actually have watched some stuff now, starting off with:

Gojo Satoru from Jujitsu Kaisen

He's just... so funny. And cool. And hot.

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Wow, you actually read all that. Thanks I guess. All my original posts are tagged as "#Masquerade's babbling", any art I reblog is tagged as "#art", any memes I make or reblog are tagged as "#meme", there's also some "#hornyposting" but I try to keep it at a minimum since I am a minor (I'm not very good at doing that so bear with me), and if you just wanna see my handpicked soup of content that is my blog, just go in raw. If there's anything I forget to tag, tell me so I can make my trash can look more polished.

[hannahlovesluca]

hey hey! i saw you were doing ninisani matchups and i wanna request one pretty please 👉🏻👈🏻 if not then that’s okay!

Gender: Female

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: I am straight, basic like that but boobies are hot.

Zodiac: Pisces. the fish.

Appearance: I am 5’4 and have pretty long hair that reaches my waist, it’s brown but the inside part of my hair is dyed purple currently, it was pink until a few days ago! I also have big boobies, they are my pride and joy, my personal stress balls (heh balls). I am fair skinned i’d say, my eyes are HUGE bro it’s a jumpscare, they’re also green so that makes it so funny when i look at someone with fully opened eyes randomly. the way i dress is very random because one day i will be looking like an angsty teen and the other day i will be looking like a business woman, but i do put too much effort into the way i look.

MBTI: I AM IN ENFJ and i do take the test every year, that’s what i get

Personality: Dude if it wasn’t obvious by now i am literally like a little too extroverted. I ADORE being around people, in fact i find it to be so easy to just make a random conversation with anyone on the street. If i think someone looks cool i will go talk to them and become friends, literally collecting them friends like pokémon. I am known to have a pretty flirty and booming personality. I can get pretty annoying due to how loud and energetic I am, i would call you at 3 in the morning to tell you that i beat my record in Hades. I do tend to have a short temper when it comes to incompetence and to people who are clearly two faced or just full of shit, i would say i am pretty good at reading a person as well :) if you yell at me i will cry tho so dont BUT FOR THE MOST PART I AM A DELIGHT (i love dogs and cats as well 👉🏻👈🏻)

Likes: MUSIC, IKEA FISH it’s so good and melts in your mouth omfg the haddock is everything. Trying new things, horror movies even though i am a coward, r-r-r-roblox👉🏻👈🏻 , AND WAFFLES.

Dislikes: PEOPLE CHEWING LOUDLY OMFG PLEASE JUST SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOVE MY FOOT DOWN YOUR THEOAT PLEASE, people who beat around the bush.

Love Language: basic yes but it’s physical touch, receiving and giving. But i would also say words of affirmation for giving as well :))

EXTRAS: I can fluently speak four languages. I will also always announce when i am going to pee. why? not sure 👩‍🦯

(you’re so cute ily mwah mwah all the love 😩🫶🏻🫶🏻 i hope your day is going great pookie bear 👉🏻👈🏻)

i pair you with…

Doppio Dropscythe!

hear me out…

• you and doppi mesh so well together!

• you’re genuinely like the same person

• honestly the man didnt even know what coochie was so he probably doesnt know what roblox is but he’ll play it if you ask (but he’ll be making you play Bug Fables)

• tbf i didnt know what coochie meant either but like… english is my sl….

• LMAO HE’LL PROBABLY CHEW REALLY LOUD ON PURPOSE JUST TO ANNOY YOU THIS LITTLE SHITHEAD

• “what are you talking about Y/N?” he says, still chewing. “i’m just eating!”

• i hear his voice saying that…

• HE LOVES YOUR EYES

• THEYRE SO PRETTY THEYRE SO UGHHHHHHHHHHH

• god he goes insane just thinking ab you hes so smitten

• i hc that it takes a lot for pio-chan to fall in love, but once he does, hes forever smitten

RUNNERS UP: Shu Yamino, Luca Kaneshiro

[goremet-chef]

so sad when the creatures of sonaria queers do not recognize me as one of their own and i get bullied. im too. autistic to be detected?? but they are also neurodivergent so you'd think like oh they know but no they dont know

but also its like???? homosexual! why are you bullying me! stop being toxic or ill join the other team is that what you want?? 💀

I DONT KNOW WHY i keep playing creatures of sonaria i feel like i have some kind of unpleasant experience similar to that every time but like. i have a lot of really GOOD experiences too so 😭

like. they didnt seem to realize we were the same. kind of person SKJDFS and honestly i have no idea how to be a human so i just try my best to be NICE and i dont pick fights really and YET theres always some bitches smh

i dont engage with it either besides letting them know its not personal or im not interested in fighting so i largely just end up taking it, nothing worse than a ROBLOX ARGUMENT. still sucks tho, its either people like me unable to realize theyre like me because im unable to hardly even SPEAK to others, or im getting straight up hatecrimed cuz they absolutely can tell im queer and dont like it KSJFS

throwback to when my trans poly kept getting targeted 😔 but someone protected me and then we were friends that was cute. i dont think they even realized it was the trans flag KSJF also. REST IN PEACE my fucking trans poly bro. i remade it to be a nonbinary one but. im sure gonna miss it :[ redesign was so dope but .... pink,,,,,, please give it back SKFJF

[cyyyx]

bro i literally cried my ass out on a psych2go video on yt. bro, i just felt like i wasn't worthy of being loved and i was born to solely love people, and not to be loved by someone else.

i watched how childhood affected life style videos and i've realized how tough my childhood really is. i have to be a perfect child, always to be compliant with everyone's needs without causing conflict. it's sad that i still have to do this even though i'm an adult. i have to please everyone so that they won't be angry. i still have to play the perfect academic smart one and leave no room for imperfections. now, i have to plan how to handle matters in the future without even thinking of myself. i have to buy a new phone but i knew the next few months will be tough since we would be lacking in terms of financial, so i have to pospone my plan of buying phone for myself.

it sucks a lot to feel na i'm not prioritized since my parents are old. though, they told me na they're doing their best to make me finish study that's why they still are working hard despite their retirement age. but sometimes, why does it feel like i'm not being prioritized at all? they have to divide their finances in making the house in the province. can't they just pospone it for a while? i'm still studying. but at the same time, i have a conflicting feelings to not even blame them and not interfere with their business. but sometimes, i get involved a lot with their life matters. like mom, going to a phase of bigo live. she didn't even realize that she's gambling money and time. we can't stop her since she's desperate to make money. it's not easy to make money. now, i have to give up my summer to handle the business. i'm grateful na i still have rest time and some time to play roblox. at the same time, i can't feel my own peace. i never had any peace of mind. i always handle the chaos of this family, because they thought i do nothing. it's true. i don't fucking do nothing. i'm always stuck in this house, now i have to learn everything all by myself because they kept me sheltered in this fucking house for years. i don't know how to properly socialize, fight for myself, to swim, to ride a bike, and almost basic fucking task because how overprotective they can be. i can't even voice out this concerns because... i'm already at 20 years old. still, i've been treated like a child with no powers to handle shit. i have to bottle up all of these feelings, and do shit on my own without my parents knowing. i don't have freedom, self worth, and healthy lifestyle. man.. i don't know what to do anymore. i'm at lost. would i survive the real world by being stuck in this shelter and just making scenarios of me being an independent adult? i don't think so.

[iwadori]

Hey! I really liked that atsumu x reader fic where reader's Kita's sister. Could we get a similar fic but instead it's Kuroo dating kenma's equally as socially awkward sister/team manager?

Dating your Brothers teammate PT 2 (Kuroo)

Part One Part Two Part Three

Word count: 1.8K

Genre: angst, fluff

You were a first year in Nekoma high school

You kept to yourself, since you found it hard to make friends

You spent your time in your classes, the library or joining your old brother’s (kenma) practices, although when you did attend you didn’t socialize with all your brother teammates you either sat with a book on in your hand or (if you were lucky) played on Kenma’s nintendo swtich.  

When Kuroo first saw you, he thought you were the prettiest girl that he ever laid his eyes on. He was speechless, to say the least. Kenma introduced him and you first as when you started in your first year, since he knew that you two should at least be acquainted with each other as you were all going to be walking to school together.

You found Kuroo very annoying (and that was an understatement) his debonair smirk, his wild wild bedhead and all of his continuous chemistry puns were things you found attractive annoying about him.  

Sometimes when you attend practice, you could tell that Kuroo was trying extra hard in an attempt to ‘show off’ to you, but you took no notice since you knew what type of guy Kuroo was (well you thought). Kuroo was a heavy flirt (well everyone he laid eyes on) he also was a giant dick. To you, he was a your average stereotypical teenage boy.

One day, Kenma fell ill with a cold so it just left you alone to walk to school. However, when you left your house, you see the last person you want to see.  

“Kenma’s not coming today” you whisper softly, but loud enough for him to hear.

“Yeah I know” he smiled

“So then why are you here?” you ask

“Well I’ll have you know Y/N, I’m here to see you.” he said as you start walking

On your route to school, you don’t say much just letting Kuroo talk about things or asking you questions to which you just nodded or shook your head in reply. As much as you’d like too, you didn’t know how to properly talk to someone like Kuroo, knowing the types of conversations he’s used to having with people, especially other girls.

Reaching the gates of Nekoma, before you could step inside Kuroo pulls you to side and puts his hands on your shoulders “Y/N” he says,

“Yes Kuroo?” you look up at him

“I just want to say I like you..” he says waiting for a response from you  

“I-I ...umm” You didn’t really know what to say, although you did find him annoying beyond relief there were some redeeming qualities about Kuroo that you could think of. But would two even work properly?

From your lack of response Kuroo continued, “I’m sure you don’t trust me right now, but Y/N don’t worry I’ll make sure I’ll prove to you that I’m a good guy for you.”

You couldn’t do anything but nod, since you didn’t really know what to say to that. Just then, the bell rings and you were still frozen in place, only snapping out of your trance when you hear Kuroo shout from afar “Don’t worry Y/N im going to do my best to woo you!”

Over the next month, Kuroo is doing his extra best to get you to fall in love with him doing things like: walking you to your lessons, carrying your books for you, bringing you lunch and spending everyday complimenting you to your face and to his friends.  

His actions made you swoon, you did feel more comfortable around him, although you haven't confessed your feelings yet, you were planning on to at the date that you reluctantly accepted to go on. You were going to have dinner first at this nice restaurant that you showed interest in ages ago and you were planning to watch a sequel to *insert favourite movie here* since he knew that you really liked the first one.

Before leaving out to the date you looked in the mirror giving yourself a once over. ‘Wow I look hot’ you thought smiling, you were kind of excited to see Kuroo and hear what he had to say about how you looked today. When you were leaving you were startled by Kenma who said

“Where are you going Y/N?” he asked with his eyes focused on his game

“Oh, to the library” you lied your cheeks heating up.

“Sure, you are...” he said

“Bye Kenma” you say putting your hand on the door knob

“Oh Y/N” he calls

“Mhm”  

“You look nice today” making you smile wide giving your brother a ‘Thank you’ before finally leaving.

On the way to the restaurant, you had a pep in your step, you felt the happiest you’ve ever been in a while. You stood outside the restaurant and took a few deep breaths to calm the sudden surge of nerves that washed over you. You counted to 10 and walked in the resturaunt freezing at what you saw, there was Kuroo looking as handsome as ever but next to him was a beautiful girl who was tall and had long hair, pretty eyes and a great body who also reminded you of someone you knew (but you just couldn’t put your finger on it.)

She exclaimed “Tetsu!” and pulling into a hug, her boobs pushing against his chest making you cringe. You didn’t know what to do, you couldn’t compete with this European-looking supermodel, especially she already looks really friendly with ‘Tetsu.’  

You storm out the restaurant a bit too aggressively, causing attention to yourself making Kuroo look at over to you, cursing himself for knowing how the situation looks to you. He chases after you, but sadly you were already gone.

When you got home, you rushed upstairs to your room with tears in your eyes. You knew this was stupid in the first place ‘Trusting a guy like Kuroo Testurou, how stupid can you be.’  

Kenma came into your room, never asking or caring to know what happened as he knew that once you were ready to tell him you would. You and Kenma have always been close, as you’re both as quiet as each other you never felt the need to be surrounded by a bunch of people since both of you were just what each of you needed.

You managed to forget the awfulness of your ‘date’ getting distracted by trying to win in a game of Murder Mystery on roblox and also having fun trolling 6 year olds with your brother. The night was basically ended and before you dozed off to sleep and Kenma went to his own bedroom he said “At least talk to him Y/N” leaving your room not waiting for a response.

As you slept, you thought about what Kenma said ‘what more is their to say to Kuroo?’ You did think about all the possibilites of what could’ve really happened with Kuroo and that girl. Maybe they’re just friends? You didn’t want to think about the possibility of you being wrong. You were never wrong. So you just slept with the assumption of Kuroo being who you thought he was in the first place. A womanizing dick.

As lonely it was, you didn’t tag along with Kenma to the gym and you made sure to wake up earlier so you didn’t have to walk to school with your brother and your boyfriend his best friend.  

Kuroo really wanted to talk to you again but you were heavy on the ignoring him. He even asked Kenma for help, but even though your brother was definitely always going to be on your side no matter what, he didn’t want to be in between his bestfriend and his little sister.

When you were walking home from school one day, you were stopped by the pretty girl that was with Kuroo on your ‘date.’ “Hi, my name is Alisa Haiba” she said smiling

‘Haiba’ you thought ‘Where do I know that surname?’ until you realised, “Oh your L-”

“Lev’s sister, that knucklehead is my brother” she laughed

“So what do you need me for?” you ask  

“Me and Kuroo are just friends, I know you probably won’t believe me but me and him are NOT dating or anything romantic, he’s as much as a little brother too me then Lev is” she said

“Oh ok, thanks” you didn’t have any more to say and with this newfound information, you did feel more inclined to give Kuroo a chance, and that is if he even wanted one after all the ignoring and avoiding you’ve been doing. Now you feel stupid.

You thought back to all your times with Kuroo, making you smile. You knew what you had to do, you couldn’t shy away from this anymore, you thought about the scenario of him completely rejecting you and to be honest you were content with that as if ‘you don’t ask you don’t get’ or whatever the saying is. Since it was Friday, you knew that Kuroo would be at Kenmas playing smash bros on their switches (and that’s when you would usually spend extra time at the library to avoid him.)

So, you rushed to your house, dramatically opening the door exasperated. “Kuroo!” you shout, not even looking to see if he was there, to your horror there was the whole team over tonight who were quite humored by your shout.  

You went red and then shyly whispered “May I speak to Kuroo please?” looking up at him “that’s if you wanted”

“Umm...sure” he said getting up to follow you into your room.

Kenma gave you a reassuring smile that read ‘Everything's going to be ok.’ You led Kuroo to your bedroom and sat on your bed fidgeting.  

“I’m sorry”

“I’m sorry”

You both say at the same time, making each other laugh he waits for you to speak, “Kuroo, I’m sorry for misreading the situation and ignoring you and making you out to be a complete dick, I know I’m probably a bit too late but I’d love to ask you on a proper date... one that I won’t run away on this time”

“Y/N, it’s fine. I’m sorry for not actually explaining the situation as I know what it looked like. And yes, I will definitely take you up on that date... that’s if you’ll have a ‘dick’ like me” he jokes

You playfully shove his arm, making you both laugh. You spend the rest of the night with Kuroo in your room catching up on all the things you’ve both missed out on in the time when you were ignoring him.

The date you went on was better than you imagined, Kuroo was definitely a great guy (making you feel even more stupid for assuming differently in the first place.) You developed an amazing relationship with Kuroo, which lead you to eventually become mrs Y/N Kuroo and having Kenma and Kuroo be able to officially call themselves ‘real brothers’

AN: I really actually enjoyed this one, so I hope you do too. <3

[uwuthatshit]

Hey Sage!! I send warm greetings after swatting away my bedroom curtains to find a white snowy city before me. What a drag. I'm shivering. I hope your day will be cozy and sweet and I'm really curious what you think of the questions I chose 🧐:

19- which brother would you trust the most?

21- first thoughts compared to your thoughts now?

Hi Papuru!! Thank you so much for asking me questions and interacting with me, I really appreciate it. And it’s sNOWING?!?!?! I LOVE snow!!! I LOVE the cold and the smell of snow and the snow fights and snowmen and catching snowflakes on your tongue and  NSJBAJSKAJAHBQUEFHBQ#HFBWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKJSJNI#FU#OFI   0 ~ 0

 That sounds like so much fun! (Although it sounds like you’re not a huge fan of it… But that’s okay! Drink Hot Coco and be like Kanato, my guy. Be like Kanato…) 

So, your questions got me thinking. And I mean, REALLY thinking. Number 21 is easy, but the other one? OOF. Huge, Roblox meme inspired OOF. 

So, here I am placing a HUGE trigger warning, because I actually talk a bit about manipulation tactics and I go into detail about my Manipulative Abusive Ex-Boyfriend Connor, and how that has Impacted me into viewing relationships and trust. BUT to fluff it up, I will talk about my current relationship with my girlfriend, Luna.

(( In fact, some certain Diaboys give me Connor vibes, which isn’t a lot of fun, but really important to talk about. Seriously.)) 

Okay, let’s start with 19- Which brother would I trust the most? 

hahahaahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA FUCK ME DUDE. I’m rating them out of 10 points. 

Okay, hear me out now- I’m rating EVERY diaboy excluding the T-bros because I don’t know much about them at all, I’m sorry guys. 

(I’ve only watched the anime and read through EVERY ROUTE for Haunted Dark Bridal along with More Blood. I’ll work on the next game soon, I promise <3) 

AUTOMATICALLY Each Sakamaki character loses points and the Mukami brothers gain some (I’m not specifying how many, I’m just saying like… I don’t trust the Sakamakis as much as I do the Mukamis. That’s what I’m trying to say, Okay? I’m 17 and a bit sick, bear with my shitty grammar)  because the Sakamaki Characters are pure-blood vampires with the cultural ideologies that they are supreme, which would cause them to believe whatever I tell them is “Silly Human Antics” so my feelings DO NOT MATTER. AT ALL. And they are unable to understand that secrets do matter to humans…. On that same note, I believe the Mukamis are able to understand humans better because they WERE humans at one point, so they can better relate and empathize with humans. 

So, without further ado… Let’s get into it, shall we? 

Ayato- 1/10 

-ehhhhhhhhhh 

- He is SO self involved my guys, I can’t- 

- He LOVES to tease Yui in the games, so don’t think that doesn't apply to me. 

- He would use whatever you tell him against you to tease you and threaten to tell other people 

- HUGE no-no. Like, fuck off. He wants to hurt you by using your emotions against you. 

- I do like him a bit, but his whole God Complex and Sadistic nature makes it hard to trust him 

- If I was his friend my guard would always be up 

Kanato- 2/10 

-Well, I would trust him a little bit 

- I think Kanato has some standards about keeping what you tell him to himself 

- But i also think he would backstab you by hurting you once you trust him 

- he likes to break pretty things, guys. Literally his motto. 

- His whole route is a manipulative one. He is playing you from the start. 

- I’ve learned the hard way from Connor that by trusting someone like him too much he’ll break your heart 

Reji-  -5/10 

Teacher sensei please don’t use me for experiments-  

-For real guys, he manipulates Yui into drinking poisoned tea 

- Does not care about your feelings, not even a little bit 

- He would take your trust and flip it into “Oh, so now you can do XYZ for me, cool” 

- I dunno, I don’t like him very much 

- I feel as if he wouldn’t expose your secrets, and he may not use what you tell him against you 

- But he lacks empathy, sympathy, ect. 

- So yeah, I wouldn’t trust him very much 

- If i made him mad he would totally hurt me in the tortuce chamber which is a no go

Subaru- 5/10 

Actually, not that bad

Just has anger issues, but will keep your secrets safe 

I mean, he gave Yui a knife to end it so like- 

Unable to understand Human FEMALE emotions well

Doesn't always care about how you think and feel? But does it? In a way? Subaru is SO complicated. 

I would fear him hurting me though, so… 

Shuu- 3/10 

He’s quiet, I’ll give him that 

Will wait until I trust him in a quiet situation to use me for blood

Yeah no i’m good 

Is known as a playboy with sex so like… Nah man 

If he was to know about my Past with Connor he would SO make fun of me for it and call me a lewd woman or something. 

Yeah not a huge vibe 

I could see myself getting high with him though 

Laito-  -999999999/10 

Fuck you Fedora man 

Listen, he reminds me of Connor in EVERY fucking way. They have similar mannerisms, patterns, manipulation tactics. Speach. It’s a no for me. 

LOVE BOMBING! I CAN!!! SEE IT!!! NOW!!! 

Laito is AMAZING at his manipulation tactics!!

 nO nO!! I won't fall for it again!!! Fuck you!! 

Connor is charming, and then he slowly slips into your head making you believe nobody else can love you but him, and that you rely on him 

Also pressured me into sexting and that sort of thing

Sexually assulted me 

Threatened to Kill me, TOLD ME HE TRIED TO KILL ME

Told me he stalked me and my girlfriend

What does Laito do? The same goddamn thing

Would also pressure/force you to do shit, is proven by facts

He can fuck off, green grimlin looking ass 

I will beat him into a pulp (Subaru let me borrow your knife-)  

Connor broke my heart, caused me trauma, and trauma bonded with me

 I won't let him do it, too </3 

Mukami Brothers! 

Ruki- 6/10 

-Not that bad 

-Christan Grey sexy man whoop whoop 

-Wouldn’t tell my secrets, ever 

-I would trust him, yeah. But I would fear punishment, a lot. 

-I don’t mind him, but I’m kinda… Indifferent towards him. 

- Not my cup of tea 

- He’s also self-centered and busy a lot of the time, so like..? 

- Reminds me of Conner via looks, so it turns me off 

Kou- 3/10 

Listen, It’s that fact that he has a “give and take” mentality

It’s not always a bad thing!! But I feel that if he EVER opened up to me, he would pressure me into doing it, too 

If he gave me gifts, affections, anything, he would use it to gain something from me 

Yeah that’s a no for me 

Reminds me of Connor, that I needed to be 'even' with him

But he wouldn’t tell my secrets or personal information 

It’s just… The whole… Pressuring things. 

No. I’d kick him in the nuts. 

Who’s to say he wouldn’t do it for sex, either? 

My girlfriend’s Love Language is gift giving, and she will never ever ever force me to ever give her anything in return. Besides, it's the way SHE shows love to me. She wants me to show how I love her with my own language, at my own pace. I love my Luna~ 

I am a broke bitch, so I give her kisses and affirmations and snuggles in return. 

But I know Kou don't understand that 

We’d relate with trauma though 

Yeah, he’s nice, but a little bratty bitch. 

Yuma- 7/10 

He’s a good boy (Daddy? UwU BWHWHAUJBQOU#RYBOUQ@$BRFOWIHRBG I’M SORRY BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA-) 

I feel he’s a bit lackluster with emotions, but he TRIES TO UNDERSTAND!! 

He would give the best cuddles

Keep your secrets unless you tell him something concerning, he’d tell Ruki (ie: Azusa kinda stuff. You know what I mean) 

He’s very protective of you, not JUST your Body, but your well being, too 

Yeah, I like him 

Reminds me of Connor a bit with the whole protective vibe, but his good nature makes up for it

Azusa- 99999999/10

I’D TRUST HIM SO FUCKING MUCH 

CINNAMON ROLL 

He would ONLY hurt me because he thinks it’s pleasure!!! 

Listen, he wants me to feel good. HE WANTS ME TO BE HAPPY AND FEEL GOOD! 

Which is why he’d hurt me 

But after some explanation, I believe he’d come to understand 

In Vandead Carnival, He’s the only boy that has fun with Yui and LISTENED to what she wanted to do

He would cherish my secrets like it was a limited edition knife make in 130 AD that was still usable man 

So cuddly, so fluffy 

Would NEVER force me to do anything, ever, never 

I would feel so comfortable opening up my trauma to him 

I just love Azusa 

Azusa reminds me of Luna a lot, they are very similar 

He wouldn’t judge me because of my past SH and su!cide stuff 

Yeah I love him 

Answer: AZUSA 

Now, how did I used to feel about DL? Hmmm… 

Well, I joined the fandom when I was really young. Were talking 10 to 11 years old. I thought it was scary but romantic, how so many men were fighting for one girl's hand. My friend at the time, Saleah, was a SUPER feminist and hated yui, hated the show, thought I was crazy for liking it. My favorite boys were Subaru and Ruki, because I thought "hey, they may be bad, but they still have SOME good in them!!" Hence, the "beauty and the beast" ideology I kinda had. I cOuLd SaVe tHeM yeah no, dumb bitch. I shipped Atato and Yui and thought they were so cute UwU

Oh well. 

Now that I'm older, I can understand the plot, sexual innuendo galore, and characters a LOT more. I enjoy Azusa and Kanato a lot. I always disliked Laito, and that hasn't changed. Although how I can sympathize for him better. I sympathize a lot and often with every character. 

 Ayato, Shuu, Reji, Kou and Ruki are okay-ish. I LOVE Yuma. I Enjoy the story a lot,, and I love being a part of of fandom. There are AMAZING OC CHARACTERS 😍 ✨ ♥  and amazing artists, fanfictions, ect. 

But yeah!! I hoped you liked my answers!! 

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

out of context of course, what do you take me for? a sane person?

"they made lightning mcqueen hot"

"inch resting"

"Nix: Cars (2006) several people are typing..."

"im evaporating"

"enjoy precipitation"

"tow mater is more attractive than lightning mcqueen/hj"

"lightning mcqueen looks like he would call me a slur"

"why did I come back to a discussion regarding the attractiveness of vehicles"

"lark is the braincell of shiftblr tbh"

"you all need some grass in your life"

"me over here simping for block men and now literal cars"

"didn't nick wilde commit fraud canonically"

"i have no strong opinions on whether or not nick wilde is attractive"

"I AM AROMANTIC AND I AM NOT IMMUNE TO NICK WILDE"

"I am bisexual and I. Am not into Nick Wilde based on a simple fact he looks like he will drink all my pepsi and call me names"

"What is shiftbkr but not a bunch of simps"

"cries in Bianca Monroe"

"listen i have a folder called gayass

it is mostly pictures of kyoka jiro and virgil sanders"

"Nick Wilde x Reader where he steals your car 📷 carjacker to lovers AU 📷"

"he says "mama i like to step on keyboard""

"MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND I HAD TO TELL HER I WAS LOOKING AT LIGHTING MC QUEEN HUMAN FANART"

"crab walks away"

""Y/N..." Nick whispered into your ear. "Your car...is a Honda Civic, right?" You looked up at Nick with a baffled expression. "Nick, my beloved? Whatever are you talking about?" "Just asking..." He said as he let you out of his embrace. "Hey, wanna see a magic trick, babe?" Your eyes sparkled. "Really, Nick? Of course!" Nick smiled. "Ok, close your eyes!" You giggled and closed your eyes, waiting for Nick to tell you to open up. Instead, you heard the loud rumble of a car starting up, and you open your eyes. Nick has stolen your car, and he has driven off into the sunset..."

"did y'all know his name used to be canonically Montgomery--he changed it to lightning mcqueen to get rid of his past"

"That is my exit number"

"cars trauma arc"

"wait do y'all know about car jesus" "as if jesus wasn't a ford focus in the bible"

"oh yall do not want to know about the trauma in my cars dr lmao"

"Dewit tau style babey make Lightning McQueen outlive everyone and stalk their reincarnations"

"Do they baptize other cars in like gasoline then"

"there is a pope car in the cars universe which means car jesus died for cars sins"

"NOT THE BOOMER MEMES"

"-lays facedown on the floor while caramelldansen plays-"

"like im serious how many of you guys endorse me falling face down on my floor" (NOT THE SAME PERSON AS PREVIOUS QUOTE)

"I will be Tall and no one can stop me"

"is a soft floor?"

"stop I thought faceplant meant like a succulent in the shape of a face instead of falling onto your noggin for a solid 10 seconds"

"Touch some grass??? What about eating grass"

"what if for every employee of the month i just printed out really horrible boomer memes"

"what ab smoking grass /j"

"Can the grassdirt smoothie be a special in the cafe"

"PLEASE IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR REWRITINH THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE WHIKE SPEEDRUNINT MINECRAFT"

"you have to get good dirt from like the middle of a pennsylvanian forest for it to taste good though"

"I ate a four leaf clover as a kid cause i thought it would make me lucky"

"guys how do i see the mee6 leaderboard"

"I used to think i was half dragon and I ate plants out of sidewalk cracks"

"i think i punched someone"

"my parents told me to stop doing that so I looked at them and ate a flower"

"I ate grass when I was 9 bc I read warrior cats and thought I was a medicine cat ....................."

"bees are just spicy flies"

"I had a mental breakdown when I was three cause I didn’t know how to turn off a phone"

"My mom drank a bee once"

"when I was a baby I kinned ink sans."

"bro who here find the yellow hat man from curious george fine as heck 📷📷📷"

"mY LUNGSSSSSS"

"no one topping Him"

"I like em big"

"I think Moto Moto has no game like move over hunky boy I could beat you 1v1 Roblox Arsenal 📷📷📷"

"If you didnt have a crush on springtrap, jeff the killer, or Underfell/Gaster/Error sans don't talk to me /j"

"LOOK THEY'RE BOTH DILFS WITH ABS THAT WOULD FIGHT GOD"

"ZORO IS BANNED"

"Guys please help I found my old fnaf fanart from when I was 8 I'm in literal tears"

"OH NO BOT MY FIFTH GRADE HAMILTON PHASE"

"The worst attraction ive ever had has to be Sombra Overwatch"

"My family is like "save all ur art so I can sell it when you're famous" I literally could not sell this if I tried"

"screaming puppet"

"I just remembered Ive drawn overwatch/hamilton crossover fanart"

"my hermit crabs ate each other again"

"we're cannibals ????"

"having me here is a curse you have inflicted on yourselves and I for one am glad for it <3" "scitters around like a crab in anticipation"

"CARB DAY"

"WE NEED TO HAVE A WATCH OARTY"

"hey y'all ill be right back i have to throw away a crab carcass"

"if I watch cars I'm going to start laughing in the middle of it nonstop just because the word cars is funny and also cars are funny like how do you move silly little metal box with rubber circles"

"Lark asleep post catboy pitbul"

"Mwista Wowldwide! Nya!" "hermit crab 2: electric boogaloo"

"Is that why your name is chaos"

"manifest the crab power!!"

"cool dex fact: i can't read 📷"

"sighs adds to worship these entities list"

"with a knife <3"

"yeah and if he betrays me I could probably throw him across the atlantic ocean"

"give me his eyes"

"my good citizen i am a- wait no im nonbinary nvm"

"it worked on a fish idk what to tell you"

"what is gender??? Is that a board game?? If so can I be apples to apples that one's my favorite"

"CHUTES AND LADDERS"

"anyways actually my gender is Candyland"

"Oh god romes the destroyer of friendships/j"

"i am a simple gay i see math i run in the opposite direction survival instincts 101"

"math my beloathed"

"algebra makes me want to rip open a bag of swedish fish and swallow them whole"

"cackles in they're au characters and this will be very fun"

"pog !!!! me too ksajgks one of my drs is a sanders sides au"

"Is that bipper"

"tumblr sexyman"

"Good because he’ll fuck u up if u hurt a child"

"I want a wing-suit"

"looks like a bean would poison someone"

"my hermit crabs are cannibals what can i say"

"sonic the hedgehog kinnie"

"get yourself a man who is capable of the most ungodly actions but won't do them because of their morality owo"

"tell him he can steal my wallet"

"eyes"

"idk about y'all but I need blueberry sweet tea to live"

"y'know the red souls from soul eater i really want to eat those"

"but like only respectable crimes like stealing from elon musk"

"You can go cultbashing with he!"

"He acts like a flamboyant gay man, but if a flamboyant gay man was straight."

"Simp Satan 📷"

"definitely arson"

"They look like they enjoy lemon squares and other lemon desserts"

"Satan is all-powerful but he spends most of his time building honeymoon locations because he is convinced that the protag loves him"

"bc shes the reincarnation of his dead wife or something i guess"

annd here's a quote from our very own dream (@shiftingwastaken) that sums this post up:

"shiftblr but context makes it worse"

[avasnotalee]

I WILL NOT SHUT UP. NOTING CAN STOP ME I CAN DO ALL THE TALKS IN THE WORLD.

spotify pls sponsor me bc my podcasts would go like- viral? is that how you refer to a popular podcast? ANYWAY- bc honestly after mine are released y'all gonna make some bank off me. assuming I were to make one. which if I did- SPOTIFY SPONSOR ME. anytime someone talks about sponsors I think of the hunger games and how I still to this day have dreams multiple times a week that i'm in the hunger games. I never die obvi bc im CLEARLY stronger than everyone despite the stick-like state of my 4'11 body at age 16.... THE WAY IM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD AND A KIDS SIZE 10-12 IN JEANS?!!?! WHO?!?! WHAT? WHEN? WHERE? WHY? HOW? HELP!! no no no bc guess what- KIDS CLOTHES ARE CHEAPER SO JOKES ON YOU muheheheheh HAHAHA WAIT DO YALL KNOW THE TIKTOK SOUND OF THE EVIL ROBLOX LAUGH ITS SO FUNNY I CANT NOW I QUOTE IT ALL THE TIME AND PPL STARE AT ME LIKE IM CRAZY 😭 I wanna play roblox again but my wifi is ~shet~ and as a middle aged white dad would say, I live in the sticks 🙁👎 MY HOUSE IS SO PRETTY ON BLOXBURG I CANT WAIT TO BE A MILF UGHHHH I wanna grow up and go to college bro. I cant WAIT. im gonna host all the holidays, and be the mom I never had 😃🤙 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YALL SEE I CANT SHUT UP GET ME A PODCAST RN 💀💀 no bc why would you ever hit your kid? that's just literally never sat right with me because I remeber being a little tiny kid and running away from my mom while she tried to hit me crying "please mommy no" like?? how could you ever do that to a child? as they're begging the one they love most not to hurt them. that breaks my heart honestly. can I literally just be the next virgin mary? I wanna kid. I think it's prob my woman hormones coming in but like BRUH I wanna raise a human. WAIT OMG THE WAY I WENT FROM TALKING ABT HUNGER GAMES TO HITTING KIDS WHAT 😭 wait holdup that's technically the same thing except in the hunger games children were murdered- and isn't panem based off america in the future? no bc I remember that it's all bc the ppl rebelled AHAHAHAHA REMEMBER THE REDNECKS STORMING THE CAPITAL?? WHAT IF WE HAD LIKE AN ALTERNATE REALITY AFTER THAT HAPPENED THAT THEY WERE THE ONES WHO REBELLED AND THEN NOW WE LIVED IN PANEM AND HAD TO DO THE HUNGER GAMES???? OKAY OKAY IMMA STOP BEFORE MY IMAGINATION GETS OUTTA HAND 💀

[rootiebaga]

nobody asked, i know, but heres my departments thus far! (with nicknames, of course)

note! i do use mods, one of them being the ultimate fashion corp mod from reddit, a mod that lets you keep your employees after you reset a run, and some other useful ones

also its under the cut because uh- long

control team! (aka the OGS! (because control team is the first department people unlock when starting a run))

morty (former employee)

-may the brave fool rest, gone, but not forgotten.

rootieee (captain)

-its, its my self insert what do i have to sa

paul

-the most boring in the facility (and the most sane one in the department,)

-just wants to do his job correctly.

-not much to say about him, really

maxim (morty’s replacement after he died, rest in piece morty, you were a brave hero, yet a little dumb after trying to fight a green dawn in the early runs i had)

-morty’s big bro, a little sad that morty died but he didn’t know all that much in the facility,

-takes his job too seriously

-usually chills in the main room alot,

shao

-an absolutely innocent baby, even if they some horrifying abnormalities, they would still think of them as cute

-just, likes being here, many friends for them!

-they also like hugs!

igoree (rip)

-the sleepy employee has come back! wowie

-still sleepy and also hungry,

-the one who doesn’t work all that much

-..”how did she.. die? did she just want to? what in the world happened there? is it because of that behaviour adjustment thing?”

“just forget about it and keep working,”

“but, paul im curious-”

“quiet.”

eden

-woooooo returning!

-one of the calmest people in the department

-probably wouldn’t even be phased by the effect [CENSORED] gives her if we had it

“hey uh, eden? i got something to tell you..”

“go on shao,”

“didn’t... something happen to you? h-how are you even-”

“hey hey, dont worry about that! just, make sure you stay safe, alright?”

information team! (aka the threeks! (named by tom, who is dead, an idiot, and couldn’t count))

tom (dead)

-an idiot

-okay moving on

ryn

-the only one with aleph gear, seriously (edit (draft edition): hes the first one with aleph gear after i got nothing there’s gear, the second being daniel)

-chill once you get to know him,

-likes protecting others with his gear, since, you know

mason

-usually anxious, he doesn’t mean to be though!

-”alright calm down.. never mind this is not the time to calm dOW-”

-probably likes ryn??

eugene

-a little bit crazy, yet kind nonetheless! 

-hi

-just wants some friends, unfortunately not many people are willing to befriend her due to her kinda crazy nature

-basically someone who cares for everyone in the facility, y e e

(also whats known as a “bow kinnie” to the control team captain) /j

emma

-looks really kind until you try to talk to her, shes an asshole is what im trying to say

-likes to bite things with the sharp teeth she has, because why not

-absolute chaos

ray

-i dont know why she exists, shes just there

safety team! (aka the wind wielders (named by isabel, cause he likes flutes))

isabel

-brother of gregory

-the second innocent bean,,

-likes playing the flute whenever hes done for the day

-i accidentally gave him crumbling armour’s gift

gregory

-brother of isabel

-prefers acting over playing instruments,

-a bit more serious,

neville (prefers nelville)

-an absolutely tired employee, they just like waiting till everyone is done for the day to go home

-they’d be at home if they weren’t forced by their friend to work here

-hates everything right now

ramirez

-the joyful friend

-wanted to work here because of the people here, so many unique faces!

-likes all things unique, she usually loves trying different things that look nothing alike from the things she tried before

khanna

-the mute employee in the facility, uses notes to communicate

-another sane one, yet still kinda nervous

-a bean

training team! (aka “nobody here is fine” (named for the fact that almost everyone is very nervous, and then we got firenze))

hana

-the one thats sad most of the time

-really helpful for when it comes to working on abnormalities!

-gregory has a crush on them (why would you say tha)

sobin

-before you think of him as edgy, hes not all that edgy personality wise, he just likes the aesthetic

-hes just a really chill and friendly dude

-yes, he can see more with the e.g.o outfit hes wearing, it is pretty strange to him though

firenze

-the narcissist, he really thinks hes the king of this department

-hes wrong its actually hana thats the captain of this department

-nobody likes him

daniel

-actually used to be a clerk! the face was a little different then before but hey, thats fine

-the third pure bean

-hes a really good friend to have!

susan

-what can i say about her?

-well i mean

-shes susan

central command team! (aka where is everyone? (due to there being not many agents here))

geminiano

-the most sane one in the facility (while being the dead inside captain)

-really good when it comes to tech

-”oh sh** did anyone check on mika?”

charlotte

-the bald employee, doesn’t mind being bald, that just means she can take care of the “your bald” abnormality

-”ignore the second mouth i got on my armour, please”

-plays vibe games on roblox

mika

-absolutely. chill

-doesn’t know where he’s going most of the time

-the one that works on child of galaxy everytime

gimtteol

-really bad sight, she doesn’t mind it

-kalm

-nobody can spell her name right

arang (prefers ayang)

-you thought sobin was the edgelord huh? think again

-easily annoyed.

-also was a clerk before

john

-the newbie!

-hes trying okay?

-hes still a little nervous but thats fine!

disciplinary team! (aka f**k (also nicknamed “why do we have red” due to me choosing little red riding hooded mercenary every run where theres disciplinary))

ara

-angy

-another person that takes their job way too seriously but doesn’t mean to

-not really that rude sometimes, but most of the time she can be a bit of an asshole, probably because of something that happened in the past, nobody wants to talk about it though

-lesbian

camille

-has a slightly torn snake tongue, it makes them not able to speak, they mostly make noises like growling,

-nobody knows why their like this, they just are, but dont be afraid to talk to them if you need anything! they usually write what their trying to say

-the expert, especially at finding things, even if they cant speak

tim

-another returning employee! wooooo

-still dead inside, but feeling a little bit better!

-might be the oldest out of everyone

welfare team! (aka “sleep tight” (nobody knows why its called that)

space

-very calm, most of the time doesn’t mind anything, but still does get a little nervous at times

-nobody knows why her eyes are always closed, (ara specified that her eyes look like a galaxy that can only be opened for a couple of seconds because if she opens them for more than a few seconds they’ll start to glitch, when others see it happening, it looks like the galaxy is becoming more like an image other than a real galaxy, parts of the galaxy become misplaced and reverted back to their original place quickly repeatedly (kinda like the select thing in paint, usually in the shape of the rectangular selection though) and parts of the galaxy turn into static and back very quickly and repeatedly. we she sees it happening her vision becomes the same as how other people see the galaxy when it starts glitching, randomly shifting from original place to different place, or from static back to normal, some ominous, glitchy sounds have been heard when this is happening aswell, (i thought of this because of a small dream(?) i had when i was in a certain state of almost about to fall asleep, maybe i was napping i dont really know, it was a strange dream, i dont remember much of it which is expected, i think it was something about discord and some sort of strange thing that had a little timer on it, and after it was done the thing it was in started glitching, the background it was in and even the button that used to be the timer was glitching, i heard some sounds that were glitching a little (it looked like those screens you see when someone’s streaming something on there,) and then i woke up, yeah kinda weird,)

-like eugene, cares for everyone! especially ara, since space herself is the one who helps ara through tough times

courtney

-gets bored alot, just wants to work on the difficult abnormalities

-really snarky

johnson

-a smartass

-yet still a little friendly if they trust you

-i’ll upgrade them soon dont worry (i have upgraded them/him dont worry)

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woop!

i’ll probably update this soon, but in the meantime have this, sorry for being dead lately, on both this and my sideblog

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My headcanons on the V3 cast with gaming:

(Warning: Kokichi is almost in all of them 😂)

   KAEDE:

Doesn’t play games by herself since she’s always on the piano

If she does play though it’s with friends (cause Kokichi just drags everyone to play with him)

Or playing piano tiles and magic piano on her phone when she’s not near her piano

Even though she doesn’t play much, she jams to video game OSTs

   SHUICHI:

Plays a lot of games (especially danganronpa before he entered the game himself)

Used to be uncomfortable with online multiplayer until Kokichi started playing with him

A huge fan of the Ace Attorney franchise

Loves indie games, and just anything with a good story and music

Can not take the evil routes in some story games but forced himself in others, he needed to go through all the endings for the true end in Shadow the hedgehog for example, but will never do genocide in Undertale

Horror games don’t scare him cause nothing is scarier than his life

  KOKICHI:

A freakin gaming nerd and doesn’t admit it

Says shit such as “GET REKT NOOBS”

He has dragged most of his friends to play with him, a member of dice keeps giving him games and he immediately nyooms to Shuichi to play

He also brags about how he won the  “Fortnite Battle Royal” but it was actually in Roblox

He LOVES the Persona franchise (P3 and P5 hit too close to home for him, and will fite you saying PQ was good)

Has secretly cried while playing kingdom hearts and is currently dying for KH3

Team PlayStation

   KAITO:

Made a really angry review over no man’s sky “WE GET PROMISED SO MUCH AND YOU GIVE THIS SHIT HUH”

He LOVES Universe sandbox and had fought Kokichi because he says “it’s not a game”

He hates playing with Kokichi, with passion

Can not handle horror games, like seriously can’t- Outlast gave him insomnia for months

Team Xbox

  MAKI:

Do you know how freaking good she is as Widowmaker? No, you do not

Secretly plays Neko Atsume and helps Gonta collect his cats (she told him she just knows instead of admitting that she collects kitties as well)

Kaito forces her to play games on the Xbox Kinetic with him even though she always beats him

Has too much stamina and can handle horror VR like a boss

Actually hates anything violent, like GTA

   RANTARO:

Plays sometimes when he’s not traveling

He loves open world games and exploring them, or survival games

Mostly you’ll find him playing rules of survival and don’t starve

He has the most fun playing them with Shuichi and Kokichi

Has spent 100+ hours on breath of the wild

Strangely a Sonic and WWE fan (please tell me someone recognised the meme)

   GONTA:

Didn’t know what games were until kokichi introduced him to talking Angela and told him she’s actually a real talking cat

He started playing Neko Atsume, my Angela, and crossy road

Then kokichi introduced him to pokemon and now he wants to catch them all cause they are so cute (he loves the bug types)

Kiibo was the one to tell him that Angela was in fact not real

   KIIBO:

d o eS NOT WANT TO PLAY KOKICHI LEAVE HIM ALONE 

NO, HE DOES NOT RELATE WITH CONNOR OMFG

If he would stop getting games with robots recommended to him that would be great

Used to love Mega Man as a kid though

The first “game” without robots that was recommended by Kokichi was “Can your pet”, he’s still traumatized to this day

     MIU:

She says she doesn’t play

But we all know she’s all over those 18+ dating games, you know what I’m talking about 👀

Is actually weak to cute games, just anything cute

Used to play pretty girly stuff as a kid, that Hannah Montana game for example

   RYOMA:

Wii sports tennis alone or with Kokichi 

How did kokichi convince him to even try it? They both don’t even know

You bet he also has Neko Atsume and collected all the cats and their presents

Used to play smash bros with his girlfriend

   HIMIKO:

Loves anything with magical girls because she relates™

Fantasy games 👏

Fav is Touhou

Is too lazy so she prefers portable consoles, sitting is a pain, going to a console is a pain

   TENKO:

Used to not play anything

Refused to do so because gaming is “what most degenerates do" and it has "degenerate protagonists”

She threw Kokichi across the room when he asked her to play with him

But then when Himiko showed her Lara Croft from tomb raider she started only playing games with Himiko if it’s full of cute girls or strong independent girls OR JUST GIRLS

Kokichi made her play butterfly soup, let’s just say he gained some respect from her

    ANGIE:

Doesn’t play 

But once kokichi made her play draw my thing in a server in Minecraft and everyone was shook at how accurate that chest she drew was

She gets a lot of commissions of video game characters though so she knows about a lot of games

   KOREKIYO:

Plays some games for research

But really he just enjoys playing some games 

Has some seriously old board games and explains their origins to everyone

Kokichi is a huge victim of his symbolism in games lectures

   KIRUMI:

If requested she will play

Likes animal crossing

Had a Tamagotchi as a kid, she loved taking care of her pet

Enjoys listening to calm video game OSTs recommended by Kaede

   TSUMUGI:

If it has an anime art style or its a JRPG she plays

Loves final fantasy and Otome games (has played any otome game she can find)

She religiously plays rhythm games such as Love Live! and Uta pri

Kokichi once tried to make her play infamous and she refused cause “main character isn’t her type” (you bet her type is 2D)

Kokichi also keeps lying to people that her fav game is ultimate ninja storm generations