Winchesters vs batboys pt 3
John and Bruce would hate each other. Just, no holds barred, absolute loathing on sight. John would think Bruce doesn't do enough to protect his kids, he'd be soooo judgemental of Bruce's no kill rule. John (at least in the graphic novels) went on a murder spree to kill anyone who knew that Sam had the potential to become evil later in life. John is a representation of everything Bruce hates. John does not believe in second chances. John believes his family's life is more important than other people's. John is willing to spill gallons of blood to keep his kids safe.
Bruce would be sickened by the fact that John thinks himself able to be judge, jury, and executioner. He'd be disgusted by the criminal activity John regularly engages in in order to survive (not everyone is a billionaire Bruce.) Bruce HATES guns and thinks that John fetishizes a weapon of destruction. He can't believe that John is okay with just murdering every monster he decides isn't redeemable.
They reluctantly bond over being paranoid bastards with contingency plans though. Bruce is sickened that John asked Dean to save Sam or kill him. John is downright condescending about Bruce's "my family is my failsafe" plan.
John is actually kind of impressed by Bruce giving his son Super Anxiety as a way to control him. He acknowledges that it is super messed up and definitely leaning toward super villainy, but he's impressed despite himself. Though he does think Bruce is a moron because now his son is kind of useless? Like, what was Bruce really trying to accomplish here?
The bats love each other but none of them are as codependent as the winchesters (who are absolutely in a league of their own when it comes to that). Bruce always needs to know where his kids are, but doesn't really stop them from going places. John needs his kids to be where he put them at all times. He needs to know that Sam is in the motel room and Dean is by his side. Even when Sam goes to college he's constantly checking up on him (which is very Bruce coded of him, honestly. "I love you so much and am terrified for your safety but instead of telling you this like a sane person I'm just gonna stalk you like a creep.")
When John finds out Bruce chips his kids with trackers, he acts like that's a horrible human rights violation but is also like 🤔 Dean also kind of likes the idea. Sam is horrified.
John and Bruce would come to blows regularly but also be subtly taking notes. John wants Bruce's resources. Bruce wants John's ability to control his kids.
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Jensen + Misha: what if we 👉👈 guest starred 🤩 in season 2 of each other’s shows 🥷😇🤠
The CW sniper: cancels The Winchesters and Gotham Knights
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Chuck shurley was an antishipper not because he had any moral disagreement with shipping but because if the Winchesters didn’t want to fuck him then they simply weren’t allowed to fuck anyone at all and that’s why after fifteen years none of the ships went endgame hashtag chuck won theory lmao
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me, every time I see a character with some clearly unhealthy coping mechanisms: let's go sweetie that's your new hone now. and
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you know what?
fuck this shit.
you know who we need?
gabriel.
that cocky little motherfucker could fix anything
someone put out the archangel/trickster/loki bat signal and get his exquisite ass down here immediately
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If I had a nickel for every time Misha's character in a show has everyone convinced (in the first episode) that he (the character) is in love with one of the main heroes, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice, right?
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it’s always a treat when I make long-winded posts about the ableism surrounding jacks treatment and ppl will heart it and then un-heart it so fast I’m not even sure they were even on my blog. like it’s actually hilarious (it isn’t but I don’t want to exhaust myself being angry today) to see how much this fandom would rather keep making destiel family content where they look like a democratic election commercial brownie point family or warping tfw2.0 to be a nuclear traditionally gendered family than actually address their issues
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Poking around my copy of the Fargaia Chronicle and I realized I don't think I've ever seen this sketch of Marivel's disguise from the early game posted online anywhere. Or this singular illustration of Sword Mage Ashley.
It's a shame this art book actually has a surprisingly tight binding for a paperback, it makes it hard to even try to scan properly without the risk of cracking the spine, so the best I can manage are these camera photos with a little bit of lighting adjustment.
oh and incidentally, there's also this color one from the gameguide that actually matches the sprite design
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