#with the receipts

[gemwolfz]

i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

[mango-ti]

Polish Miku shows off her new hair

[bonkykog]

Got a problem? Donkey Kong's got a solution!

[messylustt]

the hottest thing a man can do is tilt his head and say ‘yeah?’ —like no need to be a slut, calm down.

[jade-curtiss]

They did not like the fact i don't hm am as deconverted as they'd like (there is a reason i kept that one also like it's comfortable in summer, for real) but like, I mean, you give a talk on finances, people, interrupt you on...identitary politics. While I talk, to a trans girl. Who have trouble. With the cra. Cute. Paid all their drinks (hm person might find the name i mean i am rather common to find, otherwise my mom might forward her case and it'll be toll less, no need for sins or identification i mean if the cases matches, cases matches, but get your cash. But no. Pronouns. Matters.

[thankstothe]

this show rewires you fundamentally in 60 seconds and then just goes on to have more seasons. audacity

[coinswallower39]

[radicallycooljewishgirl]

Middle aged women on twitter always get it.

[illuteridae]

collage comics

[littlecibuu]

So there are negatives and positives to a rain ride… One is cold. The other is wet 😈

[probablybadrpgideas]

Real Reasons Dragons Hoard Gold

Tax evasion scheme

There are no other options

The king's entire army is unable to stop this dragon from taking all the gold

And then the taxman comes along

"Oh no, I would tell you my assets, but they're all in the lair of a dragon. Guess you'll have to mark me as having no money and deserving of a significant tax cut!"

Then the taxman leaves, and what happens?

The King finds a bunch of adventurers and tells them to fight the dragon

And suddenly the dragon- who need i remind is superintelligent, an archmage, strong enough to tear a giant in half and took down an entire nation's military not last month?

"Oh no! I cannot defeat five traumatized weirdos! I am slain! I guess you'd better take all this gold back to the king"

And all is well until next tax season when Oh No! The dragon has "somehow" revived and has taken all the gold again!

Someone needs to expose this, guys. This is why we still have medieval tech after 3000 years- all the funding's vanishing into unlisted dragon accounts.

[tsaricides]

please match my donations from today (any that you can). i was asked to share the following fundraisers by their organisers and they're all vetted by @el-shab-hussein:

€5 to help omar evacuate from genocide. only €2,881 raised of €20,000 goal so far. you can find omar on tumblr: @omarsobhi

€5 to sahar and her family to help her escape gaza's devastation. sahar and mohammed have a 4yo daughter, tamal. their fundraiser is only at €8,162 raised of €30,000 goal. you can find sahar here: @sahareltibi1.

€5  to support ruba's family urgent evacuation. €11,065 raised of €50,000 goal. ruba's also on tumblr, please reblog her posts: @rubashaban.

my receipts:

if you can't donate, reblog.

match also my donations from yesterday. don't forget about fatma, renad and doctor moath abu samra.

[hinamie]

I could've been a better man, but I'm not

more lmhs megu bc i love him. he is here fr ur lunch money :>

jjk atla!au with @philosophiums

[valyrfia]

max is so obsessed with the inchident because it’s his ONE piece of solid evidence that charles is a grade A track terror who gets away with things via a pretty smile and good PR leaving the victim (usually max) to shoulder the blame

[astarionappreciator]

god he's so adorable here i hate him

[clowningaroundmars]

aaaaand done!

hobieposes 4 u <3

some ppl seemed to like the sketch i posted and then deleted so here u go ↓