#wizard election

[amorphousprimordia]

Walton the Wizard promises free Wizard Healthcare, but increased taxes on Tomes and Runes. He also promises to legalize Necromancy and fund another Wizard Maze

Abigail the Witch promises to fight Wizard Inflation and create more Wizard Jobs. She also promotes union rights on Wizard Minions

Diabolo the Evil Wizard promises to steal everywizard's money and magic. Ae also plan to replace most Wizard Workers with Skeleton Minions and take over the world

Isabelle the Fairy Queen has no promises and expects to win with just her celebrity status

Vote for your Wizard today!

[lovealwayssay]

All my 2015 obsessions coming back STRONG these past few weeks. Dan and Phil Games is back and Phil just posted a picture of Dan on a vacation they’re on together AND it was the anniversary of Destiel becoming canon and then getting sent to super gay hell AND it was Halloween which means it was the anniversary of Jily’s death and Wolfstar being separated for 12 years. End of October/beginning of November was good to the small part of my soul that belongs to 15 year old me.

[phantasymistart]

sorry i’ve been mia but school’s been killing me this semester😅 here’s a wip for a course project i’m working on

[muncedes]

“they tried to show the world with some hope that anything would change but they were failed”

[theburgessobserver]

Burgess Observer(Aka Frosts town newspaper)FINAL ISSUE!

News!

MAIN HEADLINE:

Hathway wins election by a landslide!

Yes,it's true he won the Presidential elections by a landslide because a landslide blocked his opponents road out of his house and caused him to miss most of the last campaigns which were decisive as he had a lead.But without appearing to address several key states he had a decisive defeat and lost by a mere 0,1 percent of voters!Hathway is a relatively unknown candidate and was at a disadvantage to win,then again he was not known for anything bad either….

Pages 1-6

Local News!

GIANT MIRACLE!

Last night somebody(or somebodies)built an intricate 18 foot snowman of Paul Bunyan.As part of the Burgess snowman competition it won first place by a landslide!But no one has come forth as to who have built it,whoever did it must have done quite some work on this Ice giant as it is very detailed and looks life-like and is well…gigantic with the ice being practically melded together as if by magic.Whoever you are we all would like to thank you(and your team)for this not only is it the biggest snowman made in the county,but it also caused a rapid increase in tourist and sight-seekers visiting.

Pages 7-8

Other headlines

Meteor Mystery

Last night Mt.Palomar picked up an asteroid the size of a small town it was heading towards the western seaboard,Scientist reported i could destroy a large part of the western seaboard and while the ICMs were being ready to knock it off course(or destroy it if neccesary)it dispersed under unknown conditions seemingly by itself and NASA is completely puzzled,to add to it somehow it wasn't seen until it was very close to Earth,and it being unknown why it wasnt picked up until then. According to experts its calculated impact point was Arcadia Oaks Ca.

Pages 9-11

Rescue,Repair and Renovate

After years of neglect ,thanks to a public fund and renewed interest the Local Drive-in theater called Forbidden Theater:The Terror from beyond fear!Is reopening,after being built in the late 40s and thriving for a long time till lower attendance due to the opening of the town cinema,it made a comeback thanks to support and new interest for movie nights in the cold night and fresh air and many daters chosing to go there.They always say theres a nice chill there at night…after some unexplained mysterious occurrences in and around town in recent years the sci-fi,mystery,monster movie craze came back with it.

Pages 12-15

Interview with Professor Bomba

He is a scientist and artist from Danbury, Connecticut he has done quite extensive research on forests and has come up through his years of research of a theory of little people living in the forest.

Alleged Dragon sightings in Canada near Kullersen Fissures-Theories and Explantions

The pride of the W.S.P. Fireball XL5 returns to Space City base in South Pacific after interplanetary exploration mission

Genetically engineered tomato with chemically altered ranch salad dressing experiment damadges 6 city blocks!

And more!

Eyes on the sky!

Weather:Fairly frosty with a chance of snow.

Today the Forbinned Theater presents:

-The BLOB

-Forbidened Planet

-Earth vs the flying saucers

-Destination:MOON!

-Mothra vs Goodzilla

Well this is it!

MARCH 27TH!!!ALERT!!!THE GUARDIANS COME TOGETHER TO FIGHT THERE BIGGEST THREAT!!!(MORE DANGEROUS AND POWERFULL THAN PITCH!!!!)

AND THEY WONT BE ALONE!!!!

ON MARCH 27TH!!!

This is the last thing i will publish till the story arc with a prologue on 26th and the story starting on 27th this will be an event you wont want to miss with several ties to the past.(And lets be real he would win any snowman competition by a long-shot!)

It seems as though Jack will be off the naughty list for that.

And I see he likes to watch movies and have some fun while watching them.(And if it werent for him it might not even have been reopened)

Always helping his town directly or indirectly.

Who built the Giant Statue?The same who did the snowflake Formation(Wrong answears only please.)

[disgruntledexplainer]

if you had told me back in 2010 that 13 years later Wizards of the Coast would attempt a hostile takeover of the TTRPG industry and call the pinkertons to threaten and intimidate a streamer, or that Disney would be successfully sueing the state of florida for infringing on it’s sovereignty over Disney World, I would have assumed you were telling me about a synopsis for a poorly written cyberpunk series. but no, here we are.

[dwarven-axolotl]

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[fjord-mustang]

Ya'll do hate big naturals! Justice for Veth!

[tanadrin]

Demonic Trinket

The Demonic Trinket is a small statuette, about 4 cm long, with a mechanical toggle on the front. It is made of ceramic with red glass eyes cut to resemble gems.

The last person to switch the toggle on the Demonic Trinket is considered its operator, regardless of their distance from the Trinket. When the toggle is switched to the left, the Trinket acts as a Demon of the First Kind. The operator is granted knowledge of the position and momentum of every particle in the universe. Since this typically requires vastly increasing the amount of mass and/or energy within the operator’s brain in order to encode this quantity of information, this usually results in their brain collapsing to form a small black hole, which then explosively evaporates, killing them and devastating the surrounding area.

When the toggle is switched to the right, the Demonic Trinket acts as a Demon of the Second Kind. It will attempt to selectively exclude high-energy particles from an area around it. This effect is most noticeable if the Trinket is placed near a narrow entrance to an airtight box. Although the effect is slow, it can arbitrarily decrease the amount of entropy in a container, allowing it to be used as an extremely effective portable refrigeration device.

As a side effect of this process, the Trinket will gradually store information on the position and momentum of particles it interacts with in the mind of the operator. The operator is unable to forget this information, even if memory-blocking substances are ingested. If the operator’s physical brain cannot store more information, other information will be erased, or the brain may be physically reorganized to store information more efficiently. This process typically results in amnesia, erratic behavior, gradual insanity, and death. When the operator dies, the Trinket ceases to function. It can only be reactivated by switching the toggle back and forth again.

[notcatherinemorland]

im playing dnd again & im so sorry in advance for who i will become. unfortunately i love my little elf girlie too much to be remotely normal about dnd anymore*

*i was not normal about dnd before

[midwest-wizard]

Announcing my campaign to be on the Wizard Council this year

Benefits of voting for me:

No orb tax

Dissolving the archaic practice of “Banned Spells”

Universal familiar healthcare

I will stop the worm monster personally

Creating better relations with the Warlock Union and Druid Circle

I will turn you into a worm if you don’t

[siilkmoth]

still fascinated by that person who deactivated over the ship poll like ??? what do you expect a fair and rational democratic process?? no-ones legally bound to jack or shit its a lawless land and Sometimes. just sometimes. the funniest wins. you guys dont even KNOW about the botting done on twitter surveys like 2yrs back those were funny as hell and exactly what i expect from these things.

[prodgermmath]

Being trans in England right now feels a lot like someone’s got you at gunpoint, and people are handing them bullets while telling you how much they support you, and how much they don’t want you to get shot.

[morticianmagic]

[firstaidnun-writes]

Heads Up 7 Up Tag

Thanks for the tag, @emelkae

Rules: Post the last seven sentences you've written, then tag seven people.

These are a very rough seven sentences, but:

The voice belonged to a silver haired man leaning in through the open doorway that led to the street. “Royal messenger in the town square. Everyone out!”

Being in the back corner of the room, by the time Edlynne and Renée made it outside, the square was so crowded that they went only a few steps beyond the inn itself. Renée strained to see, but the only people not a head taller than she were two children weaving through the sea of people with wooden swords. The messenger himself, however, could not be missed. Standing on top of some kind of platform, he wore a surcoat the deep midnight blue of the Zaerean crest, embroidered with four silver [narwhals], as well as the tall, pointed blue hat made to make him stand out in this sort of crowd.

I don't have many mutuals on this sideblog, so tagging anyone who would like to join!

[chipper-skeleton]

GUIDELINES FOR

1: No doxxing, no bullying, no death threats. Such cowardly acts are UNBEFITTING OF THE SKELETON WAR

2: If a wizard casts a spell you must follow it. If they cast “turn undead” you must flee, unless you’re a heckin big boi. If a wizard casts “nuclear fire blast” then you’re dead. If a wizard casts the penis shrinking spell then YOU CAN LAUGH IN THEIR FACE BECAUSE SKELETONS DONT HAVE PENISES

3: If you blaze skeleton war post, link back to this original post with guidelines to OFFICIALLY DRAFT MORE SOULS INTO THE SKELETON WAR

why should I support the skeleton war?

Wouldn’t you rather see tumblr community nonsense instead of corporate brand pandering? Tumblr is one of the last true remnants of the old internet before everything became soulless algorithmic husks. Yeah its cringe sometimes, but its our cringe.

Hosting a social media website is not profitable, so thats why dev teams turn to advertisers, because our information and attention becomes their only product they can sell. If the community can invest in tumblr through blazed posts then we can get more frog elections and crabs and less fake friendly corporate bs.

its after halloween, isnt it a bit late for the sk-

THE SKELETON WAR IS UNBOUND BY YOUR MEAGER MORTAL REVELRIES

HOW DO I PARTICIPATE (AND NOT PARTICIPATE?)