#word girl shitpost

[melonthesprigatito]

We all agree that this would be Rhyme and Reason's Halloween costumes, right?

[blighty-rotten-tomatoes]

Some super old shitpost I made back in 2019 just never posted here lol

Edited done by me

[bookwyrminspiration]

i love writing. i also would rather be doing literally anything else

[sir-mister-man]

gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[edonee]

me: I'd like to browse this lesbian only subreddit, please :)

Reddit: girlcock tonite 👀? may i interest you in some girldick tonight, queen?? ladyboner tonight, perhaps 👀 👀?

[rgbstatic]

brunette intellectual with a fondness for fact and science gets a little too carried away with his curiosity and need to know more and the results lead to white haired madness that on occasion breaks to reveal he is saddened by what has happened to him and you get to see the man he once was

who is also looked up to as a role model by a young girl who still views him as the man he once was and just wants to help him

voiced by tom kenny

[dontwakeup-ishu]

Always the option, never the choice

Always the listener, never the heard

Always the apologizer, never the victim

Always the supporter, never the supported

Always the poet, never the poem

Always the lover, never the loved

[helloimtired]

sad lonely yearning screaming crying wallowing hours

[melonthesprigatito]

I can't think of a caption for this one

[blighty-rotten-tomatoes]

I had this word girl book and getting it was best decision of my life 

[embersariya]

dried gajra on my desk, an unopened pack of henna, my dusty old guitar with a string torn, sunlight bouncing off of my chaandi ke payal, old music sheets everywhere, strawberry cigerettes and forget me not flowers.

[craycraybluejay]

Dick from a girl call that Venus penus

[eurydicesmp4files]

Sometime after Remus’s 16th birthday:

Sirius: Once I told you I kissed 1000 girls

Sirius: It was a lie

Remus: …I know

Sirius: I’ve only kissed 2 or 300

Remus:

Sirius: Now, how many men have you kissed?

Remus: Very few.

Sirius: But you offered me a kiss…

Sirius: Why?

Remus: It’s such a foolish reason I’m afraid.

Remus: I just…

Remus: Wanted to kiss you

[little-the-rat]

This is for absolutely nobody

[dontwakeup-ishu]

Everybody's falling in love and I'm falling behind

[shanti-ashant-hai]

this adorable little girl in my society who basically thinks im the only valid person in the world saw me say 'bhak bahinchod' to my bsf and she just stared at me. for ten seconds.

and i was frantically like, 'okay beta dont ever say that infront of your parents, its ok if you say it to a stranger, but never infront of your parents."

'is it a bad word?'

"yes. its a very bad word."

"so i can say it to a stranger who is being annoying?'

"um. yeah sure why not."

"but mummy will scold me if i say it infront of her?"

"yes, and papa will too."

"ok. was jai bhaiya irritating you? is that why you told him that?'

'yeah, hes very annoying, i say this to him a lot."

"bhaiya you dont get offended?'

"no, because she's a bhaichod'

FUCK YOU JAI. FUCK YOU. YOU DO NOT KNOW THE DAMAGE CONTROL I HAD TO DO.