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Welp! looks like i'm gonna need another writing software, because on WPS Office when I right-click:

#personal#I don't know if that means its automatically lEaRNinG from me or not#but I dislike it#(might look into whether I can disable it since i'm already used to wps :( )
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To był nawet całkiem udany dzień, ale oczywiście stany lękowe nie dają mi się cieszyć.
Ale pomówmy o czymś innym.
Na przykład o tym, że brakowało mi pisania po polsku. Kiedyś było coś takiego, jak blog.pl i fajnie się to pisało. Niestety automatic i WordPress położyły przedsięwzięcie.
Stąd też mój niepokój o przyszłość tego miejsca.
#look how i achieve immortality by complaining to infinity#life#speak your language day#chodzi o to że była to całkiem spoko blogosfera a automatic/wp dosłownie zniszczyły wszystko i obawiam się że to samo się stanie tutaj
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Reposting this from a friend bc I think it is VERY important to know of this, and for immigrants, and other possible victims of the ICE Raids happening right now



Here’s to also a very huge edit, from the list of very helpful people who have been reblogging and providing more info.
I’m not as well informed but I will be relaying the information and tagging each person who added onto this post:
@onthedriftinthetardis -
The phone number in the first photo is ONLY for Orange County, California!
Look up your local ACLU affiliate here
@6feetunderwater -
It always makes me nervous to see a reporting phone number passed around without any links to verify it, so the number in the first pic can be found on the site for the Orange County Rapid Response Network, which is "an interconnected system of non-profit and grassroots organizations, civil rights attorneys, law school clinics, and individuals working together to respond to dehumanizing immigration enforcement activities and policies in Orange County"
@geekerypeekery -
The second warrant is not fake, but is an administrative rather than judicial warrant, and has no constitutional authority to bypass Fourth Amendment protections - in other words, it does not entitle the bearer to enter and search your home. It simply authorizes agents of the issuing department to contact you. Always ask to see the warrant before opening your door!
In addition to the ACLU links, try contacting the National Immigration Law Center https://www.nilc.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Warrants-Subpoenas-Facts.pdf
@american-anger -
The phone number listed here is specific to Orange County in California, but you can look up other California counties here:
CALIFORNIA RAPID RESPONSE NETWORKS
@beaniebaneenie -
Unpleasant reminder: within 100 miles of the border (which is home to 200 million people and virtually all major cities in the US), ICE does not need a warrant to enter your home, your car, to search anything, or even to arrest you.
You are not automatically safe just because they don't have a real warrant.
The best and safest thing you can do is learn to have escape routes- quick ways to get out of the house or area you're in if you find out ICE or CBP are around. Those of us who do have documentation? Time for us to step the fuck up.
Film any interaction. Every interaction. If you're able, step into the conversation and be a Karen/Kyle- weaponize your privilege for Good. If you get asked about people? Use positive but vague statements so you a) cannot be caught in a lie, and b) do not give any information away.
"I don't know them that well, but I don't tend to socialize much. They seem great to me."
"I can't remember the last time I saw them."
"Maybe they speak another language, I can't remember details. But I picked up Duolingo during the pandemic and tons of other people did too."
"I'm not sure."
"I'm sorry, I can't help you."
Even if you're somewhere the 100-mile Exception doesn't apply and a warrant is in fact needed? I don't expect ICE and CBP to play by the rules for long, if at all. I fully expect this to get ugly, and fast.
Cheeto has already declared an emergency of national security at the border, and is mobilizing the military to have jurisdiction over a huge swath of the country. It's essentially tantamount to martial law. And it's only been four days.
Gear up for a long, hard fight. This is gonna be a marathon, not a sprint.
— I am leaving all of this as an edit because on the off chance someone does find the posts that have these people specifically reblogging, I don’t want it to be too late. So I’m comprising it all here
Here are a few other people’s reblogs I thought were important:




Thank you @onthedriftinthetardis @6feetunderwater @geekerypeekery @american-anger @beaniebaneenie @bunnychiffon @dubiouslynamed @trisockatops @witchy-disaster for contributing and helping me make this a more well-informed post. Thank you so much
#this is from another friend who’s in Cali rn#but reblogging this could be beneficial#support#boost!#trump#donald trump#politics#ice raids#immigration#immigrants#immigration enforcement#news#california#long post
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just call us niggers and keep it moving because no way. BET is code for hard r, I just know it.

Wp so fucking nasty bro.


#lord#😭😭😭#antiblackness#rambling#this comes from the mindset of automatically assuming that black ppl are undeserving of our merits and if we’re getting any sort of#accolades and reward then that must mean that DEI IS AT PLAY LMFAOSKSJSJS#this is what this person sounds like#I wouldn’t be surprised if this person was Hispanic or Asian either since they just randomly brought up the two#and they’re always being just as antiblack and nasty out of nowhere just as much as wp be 😭#this is egregious#They deleted the post and locked their acc lmfao
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Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy October Patreon update is live!
This one comes with an all new updated character sheet too!
You can get this update right now by subscribing to our patreon, but itchio beta fans may have to wait a few more weeks or a month. The itchio beta won’t be updating until I finish the complete monster overhaul which could take a while.
Here's the changelog
Copy-editing Progress: Thoroughly copy-edited up to p. 247.
CHAPTER 1
Additions to the What is Eureka For section
Changed comforting factors and exacerbating factors for Composure rolls to be +/-2 instead of +/-1 so they make a real difference.
New snoop
Changed the font of the section headings in the Ticking Clock section. Let us know what you think of these headings compared to the other headings, because we are considering changing all the headings to be like this.
Better clarified some stuff about how Ticks work when an adventure starts at some random time of day.
CHAPTER 2
Gave a proper name to the Wealth modifier attached to certain homes and vehicles, it is now called the Property Modifier(PM).
Lowered the price of firearm ammunition by 1WP
Lowered the price of desktop computers by 1WP
Lowered the price of cameras by 1WP
Combined various hand tools into one entry on the item lists and moved them to Misc.
Made hotels something that is prepaid in WP similar to food budget.
Made Large Apartment less expensive and Tiny Apartment more expensive
Moved Baseball Bat and Axe out of Weapons and into Misc.
Changed how Food Budget works.
Removed Net Skill Limit mechanic entirely
Edit to the duration of the bonuses for Femme Fatale
Changed Ninja Trait to a +2 bonus instead of +1
CHAPTER 3
Changed the name of Chapter 3 to “Dangerous Situations.” We are planning to put all the combat and other dangerous stuff into one chapter called “Dangerous Situations” and merge combat, chases, etc. into one thing rather than splitting it up and having it in a bunch of different chapters.
Made it so that the Speed mechanic works with Theater of the Mind as well, and removed that other awkward mechanic with rolling Athletics for how many turns it takes for a character to cross a large distance.
Complete restructure of the way the mechanics for movement and action are explained, as well as defining things as both Movements and Actions.
Created a Chapter 2.5. In the future when we are ready to shift the chapter numbers, Chapter 2.5 will become the new Chapter 3 and the current Chapter 3 will become Chapter 4. Chapter 2.5 currently houses the statistics of weapons and other combat items. The plan is that a first-time reader will read the weapon statistics in Chapter 2.5 before they read the combat rules in Chapter 3, which will inform the way they understand Chapter 3.
Changed damage value and special attributes of pepper spray.
Made brass knuckles do 1 penetrative damage.
Made stun guns do 2 superficial damage.
Made it so that bulletproof vests do protect against 1-damage weapons.
Moved and rearranged like everything from chapters 3-6.
Close range bonus for guns is now +2 instead of +1
Simplified Stopping Power rules (the actual way it works has not changed, we just rewrote it so that it gives the same mechanics in like a tenth of the word count)
Separated open-faced helmets and full-face helmets, and made it so that wearing a helmet along with body armor gives a -1 penalty to incoming attack rolls.
“Single Load” is now called “Internal Magazines”
Shotguns at extremely close range now have similar stopping power to a rifle, but at 5-10 yards they still have their double stopping power.
Changed how Rate of Fire works for guns. Just making it a number instead of distinct actions.
Made it so that Quick Cycling affects basically all guns except automatics, meaning characters with high Firearms skill can now fire semi-automatic pistols at 3 bullets per Action.
Streamlined Stabilization. It is no-longer a roll and instead a penalty that worsens the more bullets are being fired at once.
Made Bipods give +2 Contextual bonus instead of +1 to single stationary targets.
Changed Reactions and made them more broadly applicable and usable as a rule.
CHAPTER 7
Added “Psychological Warfare” mechanic.
CHAPTER 8
Clarified that gorgon blood does not heal gorgons.
Changed the way that monsters interact with Composure and their Tiers of Fear during the act of preying on other people. Instead of just ignoring it or having a bonus (i somehow left both of those conflicting rules in and no one told me), a relevant Composure roll is still made when a monster eats someone, but they do not lose Composure points from it even in the event of Partial Success or Failure. This keeps the narrative benefit of a Composure roll to show the monster’s emotional state, but without making hunting numerically pointless.
Finished the complete fairytale witch overhaul.
Made the Close Combat bonus for superhuman strength be just +1 for the vast majority of instances. The only exception is wolfman forms. They get a higher Close Combat bonus because their transformations actually make them bigger and taller and this helps a lot in Close Combat.
Reduced Athletics bonus of Incredible Strength trait to +2.
Merged the Alt. Witch with Mage, and made Mage a Misc. supernatural category instead of its own separate thing. This is going to be a really messy transition for chapter 8 so please bear with us. I am making a brief run though the chapter to clean up the biggest discrepancies this change creates, but I probably won’t get them all until the editor and I have time to actually go through and copy-edit it.
“Mage” is now its own trait, and what were previously called “mage traits” are now called “mage powers”. Mages now have between 1 and 6 mage powers as part of their mage trait, with worse composure rolls the more powers they have.
When they engage in their True Nature, monsters now have a chance to recoup some or all of the Composure they lost as a result of using their powers to hunt prey.
#indie ttrpgs#ttrpg#indie ttrpg#ttrpg tumblr#ttrpg community#tabletop#ttrpg art#dnd#indie rpg#rpg#indie games#queer rpg#queer community#queer artist#artists on tumblr#queer art#ttrpg design#ttrpgs#psychological horror#horror#eureka#eureka: investigative urban fantasy
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Nordic Bunny x Reader WP (W.I.P.)
(Sorry in advance ;-;)
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TW: Swearing
Honestly this isn't your best moment. You kinda got scammed out of 20 bucks for what you thought was a cheap cosplay of an alien soldier and when you put on said costume you got screamed at to "get back to the ship" and got kidnapped by some purple fish looking creatures. Next thing you know you're in outer space in, what you can only assume is, some sorta Ren Faire for space dorks. It looked pretty cool, but people kept trying to put you to work and getting you to larp with them, talking about some "Ruler of the Galaxy" and "Nightmare to Humanity". It was all really charming but right about now is when you were starting to get the munchies, so naturally you went on the prowl for some poor vending machine and/or food cabinet.
Without any helpful signs around to guide you through this maze of Star Wars ride at Disneyworld and Metallica's love child, you got lost. After walking for a while you start to hear shouting. A sign of life, and perhaps snacks (or at the very least water. Because GOD DAMN was it getting hot). Walking closer the shouts got louder and you could make out some words.
"ANOTHER FAILURE! WHO THE HELL THOUGHT CRABS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?!"
"Um, you did... sir."
"SHUT UP, DUM DUM! Are you calling me STUPID?!"
You reached the door and it automatically slid open, just in time for you to see one of your fellow cosplayers get zapped and turned into feathers by an extremely tall guitar monster. In this life or death situation you know it is important for you do react with dignity and poise, as to survive and stay alive. So you respond in kind,
"HOLY SH*T, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! OH MY GOD?!"
Your panicked state causing you to just freeze in place, stuttering and mumbling utter nonsense.
"Excuse me? YOU DARE INSULT AND MOCK ME?? YOUR FEARSOME RULER??!?"
The guitar man struts closer, is it wearing platforms??? He (???) Raises his hand, the one that shot the guy before you (rest in piece). You stumble back and scream,
"AHHHH DONT SHOOT ME PLEASE!! I HAVE BANANAS IN THE FREEZER I STILL NEED TO BAKE INTO BANANA BREAD. They've been in there for months, BUT I PROMISE I'M GOING TO GET TO IT I SWEAR!!"
He falters, and in this moment you take in his appearance. He had a dark robotic and skeletal build, donning some sick ass platform boots, a leather cap, a red tie, and huge shoulder pads. His face was that of an electric guitar, rocking red eyes and scarlet lipstick, and... wait is he just in his underwear?
"What the- You're a human?!"
He lowers his hand and you let out a sigh of relief.
"Yeah... I'm a human. What about it?"
"How did you get up here?! Into my IMMENSELY IMPENETRABLE EVIL HEADQUARTERS?!"
"... I walked."
"...Oh."
You both kinda sat in awkward silence for a bit. The issue from before had presented itself once again when your stomach let out a noise that even Godzilla would be jealous of.
"You uh... got any snacks man?" You asked, the fear from before subsiding and your fallen brother in arms forgotten (R.I.P Nathan). Guitar man™ looks at you quizically, then turns around and whispers to himself (you could still hear though because he isn't a very quiet person).
"If I befriend this human... I'll be able to infiltrate the Earth AND TAKE IT OVER THUS BECOMING THE GRAND IMPERIAL EMPORER AND MOST EXTREME BEARER OF AWESOMENESS WHO HAS LOTS OF FRIENDS AND NEVER HAS TO HANG OUT ALONE!! MUAHAHAHA!!!"
"Sooooo... is that a no?"
He turns back around and smiles wickedly,
"Come now human! I will grant you snacks and in return you will become my friend, hang out with me, tell me all of humanities weaknesses and how to defeat Shred Force!"
"Yeah ok." You shrug.
He grabs your arm and just about drags you with him as he strides down the hallway. You stumble but manage to keep pace.
"Hey what's your name anyway?"
"You, my fair accomplice, can call me Nordic Bunny. RULER OF THE GALAXY AND NIGHTMARE TO HUMANITY"
"Cool cool."
What the hell have you gotten yourself into (Seinfeld credits play)
(Sorry for the bad grammar, here's a little doodle for compensation)
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#nordic bunny#nordic bunny shred force#nordic bunny x reader#shred force#i apologize for what i have done#IM REALLY SORRY ITS JUST THAT THERES NO NORDIC BUNNY STUFF 😭#might put on ao3 idk
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"Researchers have classified the flaw, tracked as CVE-2024-27956, as a SQL injection, a class of vulnerability that stems from a failure by a web application to query backend databases properly."
Its 2024 and people still arent sanitizing input
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MS Office Legal and Corporate - We Are Just About to Start…
Scenario: Attorney will be doing a Power Point Presentation. She will be doing it through Zoom. She has used the same presentation concept in front of a live audience. She has 3 slides with music (that advertise her service), that will repeat in a loop until she is ready to start the presentation. She wants an easy way to click on any slide, when she is ready, so that Power Point goes to the first slide of the actual presentation. When clicked, the first actual presentation screen will load with a transition effect along with the first bullet point. That is the request.
Okay, there is a lot being requested, but in reality, not such a big deal. It is really just a series of moves and this will happen quickly.
The presentation in our case has 6 slides. Three being used as a loop for promo purposes, while waiting for the audience to fully join, and the final 3, the actual presentation portion.
Step 1. Hide slides 4-6 for the sake of our example. In this way, when we set the promo loop people will initially see, it will not go to slide 4.
Step 2. Your music file must be the first item up in your right side Animation Pane if you want the music to start right away. When you double click on the Sound Icon, under “Playback”, make sure you choose Loop and Start Automatically. Right click on the music file in your Right Side Animation Pane, choose Effect Options and tell it to stop playing after 3 slides.
Step 3: For your 3 slide show loop as a whole, go to Slide Show, Set Up Slide Show and choose Loop Continuously.
Step 4: Go to side 1. Under Insert, choose “Oval” and draw an oval over Slide 1. Make sure there is no fill color or line color. Click on the oval and go to Insert, Hyperlink and under “Place In This Document” tell it to go to Slide 4. Now copy that shape that has the Hyperlink over to Slides 2 and 3. Now when the attorney is ready to start, she can click on ANY of the looping 3 slides and the music will stop and she will be Transitioned over to slide 4.
Step 5: For slides 4-6 all bullet points should use “On Click” so that the points do not appear until you are ready for the next point. Slides 4-6 should use a Transition Effect (your choice) between each slide and you may want to set it up whereby upon the slide coming in with a Transition effect the first bullet point comes in as well. On that particular bullet point, (meaning the first bullet point on slides 4-6), you should use “With Previous” for that bullet point animation instead of “On Click”.
This request happens in one form or another more than one would think. Let us train you!
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reading more about eternal president matthew mullenweg @photomatt's recent fuckups on automatic's other products... complete with getting his fee-fees hurt and passive aggressively threatening to give up on wordpress entirely just like he did with tumblr today lol
#for context: wp watercooler is a discord server that someone else made. like. he officially has nothing to do with it at all#hes crying in the company slack bc someone didnt want to play toys with him. lmao
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HELP sorry if i annoyed you again smh but how do i get ppl to text my bots </3 like i'm on a grind (i made like 8 bots, 4 coming tmrw) and they're good (i tested them, also got some opinions from my disc and wp moots) but they're just not getting to ppl </3 i made sure to vary the scenarios, vary the people but idk. TELL ME YOUR SECRETTT (it's probably having patience which i have NONE of <33) BTW I LOVE YOUR BOTS SM I THINK I FOLLOW YOU IN EVERY SOCIAL
aaaaaa no ofc you dont annoy me!! it's just fun to answer asks 🥹
very good question, i actually have no idea! i genuinely get shocked every time i see my chat count bcs WOW how did it get that big?! if i'm being completely honest, i started making bots just for my own enjoyment because i thought there weren't enough bots of my favorites at that time. and then suddenly one day i got an email about getting new followers on c.ai and i just "?!?! how do i have HUNDREDS OF FOLLOWERS????" 😭
but i think the thing is: i started quite "early" with my f2/3 bots (= there weren't a lot of other bots for those drivers at that time), and therefor, they didn't get lost in the masses of other bots. so people started using them early, and then they grew and stayed in the top used of certain drivers even when they gained more bots. and now, even when i post a new bot that automatically goes to the bottom of the list, people still find it because they either follow me or click onto my account from one of my more popular bots. 🤷♀️ so im sorry but i dont think i have an answer other than like you said, stay patient!! 💔 but in all fairness, ever since the old c.ai stopped working, i havent rlly understood the new website nor the app… so maybe there are algorithms that i dont know about 🥲
#rlly sorry if my answer was bad aaaa!!#im maybe not the right person to ask bcs as i said i just to it for myself 💔💔#i have like so many private bots just for myself…. like 3x the amount of my public ones#so sorry again 💔 but thank you for your sweet words! and im rlly happy you like my bots!! <33#would love to use your bots if you wanted to drop your c.ai @ 🥰#asks!
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Hey FW! Just wondering what you used to make your wobblydev website?
hello fellow worker! i used to write my sites by hand in a text editor but i began using wordpress a few years ago. i host the sites myself, so automatic doesn't see any of my money.
maybe one day i'll learn drupal and move away from wp entirely, but i admit i like the rich plugin community it's got.
fuck matt mulenweg.
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[WP] Cold is what you feel as you make your way through the thick snow. Step by step, meters become miles. And slowly, right there in distance, grey. A harsh grey, contrasting the all around white of the world you’ve fallen into to. The grey of a gigantic, sheer incomprehensible large stone wall.
We ran. We ran from the destruction, the war, the pain. My wife, my two children, and I. We tried not to think about our old home, our old neighbors. We tried to focus on the road, not the rubble of the cities we passed, not the smoke on the horizon. Even as the nights grew colder, as snow began to fall, there was no turning back.
My son and daughter clutched their possessions tightly to their chest as we made our way through the forest. I carried the burden of our supplies, our dwindling cans of beans and bags of rice. My wife held the children's hands and led them down the path.
The grey line started thin, almost invisible on the horizon. None of us dared to mention it. It was hope, something that had been beaten out of us months ago. But as the line grew thicker, darker, it became impossible not to look at, not to mention.
"Is that..." I heard my son whisper to my daughter, but his voice trailed off. Neither he nor I wanted to say it out loud. We feared that saying it would somehow make the vision disappear.
The border.
The separation of in from out, from war and peace.
The border was a thick wall of stone, a natural barrier against the rest of the world. The trees thinned out the closer we came to the wall until there was nothing but dead, grey earth in front of us.
I stopped and put down the pack. My wife walked towards the wall with the children, and they all placed their palms against it. Foolishly, doggedly, we had persisted. We made it to the border.
But how were we to pass through? It was too high to climb, too smooth to scale. We were close, so close that it hurt to know that we could not enter. "There's a pass, right?" My son asked, his eyes pleading for reassurance. "They have to let us through, right?"
"Yeah," I responded automatically, not knowing if it was true. "Yeah. There has to be."
We walked along the wall, our hands running along the stone, searching for a gap or a door or a sign of life. My wife and I shared a grim look, one we had not let the children see before. They couldn't know that this was a possibility. They couldn't know that there might not be a pass. We had to keep them strong.
"So close yet so far, so sad yet so true."
The voice came from somewhere near us, a sing-songy voice that sounded like it was mocking us. I spun around, searching for the speaker.
"Who's there?" I called out.
"Oh, don't worry," the voice laughed. A feminine voice, I realized, a woman's laugh. "I wouldn't shoot you after all you've done to get here. That would be a waste, wouldn't it?"
She stepped out of the shadows of the wall and onto the path. She wore the armor of the border patrol, a suit of leather and steel, with a long spear strapped to her back and a rifle, like the ones we had been running from, in her hands.
My first instinct was to reach for my weapon, the pistol I had stolen off the corpse of one of the soldiers, but I hesitated. If this woman wanted to kill me, she could have done so from the shadows. If she wanted to kill me, I was powerless to stop it. The pistol, after all, only had one bullet.
She raised her helmet, and I stumbled back in shock. Her eyes were pitch-black and reflected no light. They were cold, emotionless, inhuman.
"What..." My wife started to ask. "Are you..."
"I'm no border patrol," she chuckled. "I'm just borrowing the look. It feels appropriate, doesn't it, in this situation?"
None of us responded. The children, who had been so eager to get to the border, were now hiding behind their mother. I, on the other hand, took a step forward, readying myself for the inevitable. "Who... what are you?"
"That's a big question," she said thoughtfully, tapping her finger on her chin. "In a world of little lies and bigger truths, how do you define who you are? What makes us ourselves?"
I didn't respond. My hand slipped towards the holster on my belt.
"I am... a yearner." She said eventually, grinning widely. "For what, that is for me to know and you to find out."
I hesitated, my hand resting on the pistol's handle. "Are you going to let us through?"
"That is a more pertinent question." She smiled, her grin stretched impossibly far across her face. "What are you willing to do in exchange?"
I had nothing to give her. But... she had not asked for something. No. She had asked me to do something.
"I won't hurt my family. Anything else," I promised, not knowing what that meant, "anything else, and I will do it."
I had already killed my fellow man to protect my family from the soldiers. I had no qualms about doing so again. There were no laws, no morals, no gods. Just me, the monster in front of me, and the border.
"Such grit!" The light way she clapped her hands reminded me of the rich, the ones who had left the war-torn land before it had even begun. "Such determination. How noble."
Her grin unwavering, she hefted her rifle and aimed its sights straight at my head. In that icy cold silence, where I could hear my heart beat in time with the blood pumping in my head, I could see my wife clutch our children close. My life flashed before my eyes as I stared into hers through the sight, those deep pools of tar-like nothingness.
"Draw," she whispered. "Or die."
My hand was a blur. I didn't hesitate. I drew the pistol from its holster, raised it, pulled the trigger, and fired. I knew the odds were against me, yet I had to try if only to make her flinch.
Two gunshots rang out. Hers was false; a burst of confetti, an unnatural spray of colors in this world of white and grey, flew from her barrel and fluttered to the ground. My bullet, on the other hand, was very much real. It flew from my pistol and struck her in the forehead. I watched as it flattened against her skull, crumpled and useless, before falling to the ground.
"Nice," she growled, a primal, guttural noise that echoed in my ears. "That was nice."
I watched, still shocked to the core, as she tossed aside the rifle, as she unslung the spear from her back, as her outfit transformed into a pitch-black evening gown. It was form-fitting, elegant, and beautiful, and I would have called her gorgeous if I had not been staring at her in fear.
"You did it," she said, her voice almost a purr. "You did it, and you won."
"I... won?" I echoed, my voice cracking, my throat parched. "Won what?"
She pointed towards the stone wall, where there was an archway, almost startling in its size and simplicity. I knew, without a doubt, that it had not been there a second ago, yet it persisted, a new reality that insisted.
"This was a game," she said simply, her black eyes twinkling. "You played, and you won."
"A game," I repeated. "What was at stake?"
She laughed again, a sound I hoped to never hear again. "That is for me to know, and for you to never find out."
She was gone, her body fading like the snow that had been falling upon us. The rifle remained, as did the burst of color that had flown from the barrel, but the woman had faded away, leaving nothing but a faint breeze and a lingering odor of iron.
My wife and my two children stared at me in awe and shock.
"Dad..." my son said slowly, the snow crunching under his feet as he stepped forward. "Dad, what was that?"
I didn't answer. I couldn't answer.
My daughter, who had been silent throughout the whole ordeal, took my hand and led me through the archway. I was still numb, still awestruck, still in shock.
And then I was in the sunlight, with green grass underneath my feet and blue sky above my head. I was in paradise. We all were. And the woman...
I never saw her again. But I felt her every so often. I felt her presence in the shadows of my house, in the corners of my eyes. She was watching us, watching the world, watching the people. I felt her yearn for the things that only she could see.
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🎵Call me what suits your taste, I just wanna taste and I've always heard it's what's inside that counts. 🎶 (the red means i love you by madds buckley plays automatically when you go on suzy's blog)
LIMA LOSER? OR IS THAT SUZY PEPPER? THEY MIGHT EVEN PASS FOR SOPHIE TURNER IN THE RIGHT LIGHT. THEY'RE TWENTY, BUT STILL STUCK IN LIMA AT MCKINLEY. THEY'VE BEEN CALLED THE SCHOOL CRAZY, BUT PREFER TO BE THE HOPELESS ROMANTIC. WORD ON THE SHOW CHOIR BLOGS ARE THEY'RE IN NEW DIRECTIONS THE TROUBLETONES. MAYBE IF THEY FIX THEIR AESTHETIC AKA FINGERNAILS WITH DIRT UNDER THEM FROM FARDENING, LATE NIGHT STAKEOUTS WITH A LONG RANGE CAMERA, AND MANDATED PAINT THERAPY SESSIONS AFTER A FEW GRIPPY SOCK VACATIONS THEY'LL GET THEIR WAY. WORD ON THE SHOW CHOIR BLOGS ARE THEY'RE IN NEW DIRECTIONS THE TROUBLETONES. SO GOOD LUCK TO THEM!
THE BASICS:
name: suzette aster pepper.
nicknames: suzy, suzie, suzie q, aster, pepper, crazy, swimfan.
pronouns: she/her.
gender: cisfemale.
birthday/zodiac: october 31st, scorpio.
birthplace: lima, oh.
relationship status: single, pining for jacob ben israel after having her heart broken by will schuester.
sexuality: demisexual.
occupation: assistant manager at love meow café.
sports/clubs: art club, book club, ceramics, digital media club, environment club, futures writers of america, gay-straight alliance, mathletes, the muckraker, orchestra (cello), painting club, photography club. swim team and synchronized swim team (co-captain).
major/minor: photography, painting.
languages: english, asl, spanish.
social media handles: suzypepper @ all of them.
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:
height: 5'9".
build: slim.
eye color: blue.
hair color: red/copper.
piercings: ears, one each on the lobe.
tattoos: none.
other distinguishing features: i have some freckles on my face and a scar running down the middle of my neck almost to my collar.
style: i don't think it's as much as a "style" as whatever i'm comfortable in and don't mind getting dirty 98% of the time. i also wear glasses 'cause i hate contacts.
PERSONALITY/INTERESTS:
traits: ✓ empathetic, artistic, supportive, loyal, diligent, perseverance, patient. ✗ greedy, jealous, compulsive, manipulative, dependent.
likes: photography, peppers, jacob, music, gardening, the color red.
dislikes: brett bukowski, spicy food, people who don’t listen, being judged, being told no, loud chewers, people who crack their knuckles, people who play loud music/videos in public, being interrupted, slow walkers, having my space invaded.
fears: being alone.
skills: lock picking, i can bring plants back from the brink of death, hacking, photoshop, scrapbooking, can type around 80 wps.
quirks: i clear my throat a lot after the surgery and i tend to play with the ends of my hair a lot.
hobbies: reading, gardening, going on long walks.
music tastes: i love classical and sad ballads, but i actually listen to a lot of different genres and artists that usually surprise people. ♪♫♬
myers-briggs: INTJ-T.
kinsey scale: solid 3.
strengths: i'm a quick thinker and learner.
weaknesses: according to my therapist it's emotionally unavailable men, but i think it's the cold. i'm not a fan.
Trust me. I'm a cautionary tale.
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Get Your WordPress Content Indexed on Google Faster with Rapid URL Indexer
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In my job people come to me to print and copy documents. Usually what needs to be printed is sent to us by email. Sometimes via link. Sometimes that links is from WPS Office. And hoo boi, lemme tell you...
WPS is a fucking MALWARE
If a customer shares their shit via link I automatically get two links. One to the document and one to immediately download WPS. Okay sure, whatever. Kinda pushy but I can understand that.
Now if you click the right link you go to a page where there's several options to download WPS. Why. Why so many. You can close some of those pop ups. You need to search the one download option that downloads the document and not the whole program (if you don't know English - you're fucked). Once you do it - congrats, you can print the doc.
But if you DARE to make a mistake, if even BY ACCIDENT you click the other link or one of the many download buttons? WPS becomes your default program for everything. DOCs, PDFs, XLSs, whatever you have, opens now in WPS.
IT DOESN'T ASK:
if you want it to install it
if you allow it make changes on your computer
if you want to set it up as default
It kicks your door down, barges in like it owns the place, rearranges furniture and if it were alive and had a face it'd look at your shocked face with a confusion of a cat surprised that you're not happy it puked out a half-digested mouse onto your pillow.
I believe everything should be offline, I believe that every time something that is not your internet browser (and I'm being generous here) should have a big red alert that says THIS PIECE OF SHIT PROGRAM NEEDS TO CONNECT TO THE INTERNET AND REQUESTS YOUR CONSENT TO DO THIS SPECIFIC THING, and you had to touch a big red button and it would disconnect as soon as you close it.
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