#yall lied to me

[rocksinhell]

YALL FUCKING LIED TO ME ABOUT THE SHERLOCK ALCOHOLISM SCENE! I saw the full clip on TikTok and A: Sherlock acknowledged it was a long shot B: Had already deduced that the phone was a gift from his brother who was getting divorced and C, most importantly: IT WAS NOT TINY SCRATCHES, IT WAS FUCKING CANYONS IN THE PLASTIC, SERIOUSLY, GO BACK AND LOOK, THAT DOES LOOK LIKE SOMETHING AN ALCOHOLIC WOULD MAKE IT LOOKED LIKE HE JAMMED THE CHARGER INTO THE PLASTIC ON THE BOTTOM AT FULL FORCE

[poisonousquinzel]

really rewatching & absorbing something from your childhood only to realize that a key thing that the show's known and praised for was actually like,,,, kinda not that great imo tbh

[turtle-ly]

MONKEYS DO NOT HAVE NESTS

[ahndor]

nobody told me this was a tragic story about brothers wtf

[lettherebemonsters]

Here I am watching Wendigoon videos on YouTube expecting to see him walk out wearing Hitler garb given how people are calling him the antichrist on Tumblr....

And all I find is white bread. Just plain old white bread.

[offside-the-lines]

Whoever threw this rat, you will always be famous Matthew Tkachuk & David Pastrnak fight | BOS v FLA SCP Rd 2 Gm 2 | May 8 2024

Bonus: Matthew makes sure to pick up his little friend.

[ccrisntok]

Good thing.

(spoilers for most recent drdt ep)

[arsenicflame]

happy "our marriage is never gonna recover from this" day

[callum-hunt-is-bisexual]

everytime a yellowjackets fan only talks about lottienat and jackieshauna as if theres not an actual canon sapphic ship in the show a fairy dies

[maxwellamus]

If i see any more white linc, normal, lark, sparrow, or terry jr art i think im gonna blow my home up. Stop its not that hard

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

thinking about when keating asks the purpose of language and neil says “to communicate” and keating goes “no! to woo women!” like?? did you expect neil perry of all people to guess/resonate with that?? you know just as well as i do that mf is a homosexual.

[sketchy-tour]

While I scream into the void of not finishing any art, have this silly oc interaction of Dandy and Will cause Will's hands are huge and I couldn't stop thinking about how tiny he'd make Dandy's hands look in comparison.

Will Wayward belongs to the lovely @kandavers

[bones4thecats]

You can, Lego monkie Kid, Mei x Dragon Lotus reader, The reader is Mei's great-grandmother and Ao lie's wife.

Mei Dragon Meets Her Ancestor! Reader

Characters: Mei Dragon Requester: 🐲Anon A/N: I'm guessing you were either talking about Lotus Dragon from Cookie Run or Dragon Lotus from KaijuCombat, but I'm not familiar with either of them so I chose a different dragon to be based on, it's shown below! Anyways, have fun reading! ⚠️ Spoilers/Trigger Warnings for: Nothing bad ⚠️

Disclaimer: The Reader is inspired by Falkor and Haku and is female

Reader's ; Outfit - Hairstyle - Human Accessories - Dragon Form

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╚═════ Mei Dragon ════════════════════════════╝

🐉 You were shocked when you were thrown through a portal by a demon, and as you stood from your back you groaned in pain. That damn thing hit you pretty hard in the stomach

🐉 Looking around, you were shocked. This was not the same land you were once in. You narrowed your eyes in wariness while your two horns kept some of your hair from flying everywhere from the strong winds

🐉 Beginning a small walk around to familiarize yourself with your surroundings, you felt the leaves and branches crunch under your feet. Thank goodness you were a dragon, who knows how much this would hurt as a human?

🐉 It was only a few minutes when you heard a yell of two individuals. They sounded young, maybe in their teen-years? Most likely with how they were bickering... it reminded you of Wukong with almost everyone he came across

🐉 The small group of people just yelled or stood silently while you just watched as a fast wind passed your face, alerting you into battle-mode

🐉 Jumping into the air while the others prepared to fight, you landed on the demon's back, making him dig into the ground with his body. You gritted your teeth before your long tail emerged and your horns enlarged with your rage

"Get out of here before I tear you to shreds, demon."

🐉 He sprung up and began running, only for you to send a large lock at him, closing it around him, capturing the beast in the magic's grasp. Everyone else just stared before one male jumped up with stars in his eyes and rambling about you

"You're Ao Y/N, wife of Ao Lie! Y-You're Mei's ancestral-great-grandmother!"

"Pardon my question, but who is this Mei?"

🐉 The male pushed the once-arguing female ahead with an ecstatic attitude while she looked at you in shock, to which you smiled gently and slightly bowed your head

"It is very nice to meet my descendant. I suppose with that information, I am in the future. And by the 'ancestral' comment," The boy laughed nervously as you spoke, "I'll guess it's been beyond 100 years."

"You look so... COOL!"

"Pardon?"

🐉 Mei began to jump around you, commenting things from your hair to your outfit to even your draconian horns and tail. You just chuckled as she spoke, just watching as the young girl asked you question after question with such energy that you have only seen those like young children express

🐉 But, you wondered how your husband was reacting to this predicament back home... hopefully he wouldn't go overboard with his actions

[i-am-a-fan]

season 5 spoilers under cut

Mk, who was designed to be alone and worshiped. Mk, who was supposed to never have been given a choice. Mk, who has being a sacrifice built into his identity has friends who literally told him the opposite from the beginning. Not ONCE has Mk been alone, but he’s so caught up in destiny and predetermined fate that that’s all he think he can do. Everyone is telling him who he should be, because that’s how he was made to be like from the beginning… and yet, he’s learns

[itsaflyingiraffe]

Tumblr Bowser fucker resurgence…2!!

[starrywangxian]

when i first joined the link click fandom (which was like a week ago - hello) i was confused why there was a "shiguang" tag bc that's just the first word of the chinese name for it 时光 which means time (i'm a noob at mandarin - i'm only hsk 1 bare with me T^T) but then i found out it was cheng xiaoshi and lu guang's ship name (i saw someone call it their yaoi tag which i personally love)

which is another thing bc cxs's name in characters is 程小时。程 is just his surname (which sure will have a meaning - my surname has a meaning even - but as it's just his surname so i'm going to ignore it), 小 means small and together with 时 means hour (时 is linked to time so literally small time i guess?)

and you'll never guess what i'm about to say now (/s) bc lg's name in characters is 陆光。someone who's better at chinese than me can say what it means with certainty but my chinese dictionary tells me that 光 means light (like 太阳光 which means sunlight) as an a noun and "all gone", "used up" and "nothing left" as a verb... (also bright as an adjective - 光闪闪 means shiny or gleaming) and may i just remind you that season 1 episode 11 is called 帶着光的人 (the episode was called pinnacle of light in english)!!!

now this is where i'm 100% letting the chinese-speaking community come for me bc i'm being a little silly but if you put their names together (we get time literally: 时光) but if 时 refers to time and 光 refers to things being "all gone" or "used up" etc. then time is all gone...

edit: i was corrected! (rightly so lmao)