#yea idk

[itsnobodysproblem]

So like

What very specific ao3 tag do you go absolutely balls to the walls crazy for?

Like i don't mean fluff or hurt/comfort or even stuff like sharing a bed. I mean something that might be in less than 1% of the fics you're interested in. Something that might elicit the response "wait, that's a tag? I mean i guess but-" from your friends, or at least create general confusion and/ or concern.

I'll go first

Mine's hypothermia

Absolutely insane for that shit. I check ao3 for new hypothermia fics in my favourite fandoms like every 2 or 3 months. I... Ok It's cuddling to save a life, what's not to like? It's a way of having your characters in danger of death but have them be basically fine the next day.

(I mean yea I'm aware that irl moderate to severe hypothermia can have lasting effects but-)

And I mean unless it's real bad and they lose some fingers it's pretty chill on the physical consequences (ha, chill!) so that's a plus

Also did i mention CUDDLING TO SAVE LIVES?? MAN THATS INSANE

The contrast between the frozen one being like "actually I've stopped shivering so ig I'm doing better. I'm even warm" and the rescuer knowing those are you're-at-death's-doorstep symptoms??? DISGUSTING I LOVE IT

GAH!! Just-

Yea man, I'm so normal about this

[nyancrimew]

fucked up sorta intoxicated long vent

cw: uuh mental health, drugs, suicide mentions, very much is just an existential crisis put into post form

this is not a suicide note or anything, im about to go cuddle up with my wife and go to sleep i just had to get my fucked up thoughts out, i might delete this tomorrow

meaning

it's so hard to find meaning in life anymore. i live for those around me, for those i love, those who love me back. yet i keep hurting them, everything keeps falling apart. i live out of spite, i cant let authority win. yet im slowly giving up my cause. i live to prove a point. ive long forgotten what point it even is anymore.

there hasnt really been any new compelling reason to keep going in over 10 years now. i honestly wonder how much it even really takes anymore to drive me to suicide. it can't be that much, im already always living on edge.

i just barely know who i even am anymore, ive largely forgotten the first 20 years of my life, and the last 3 are mostly just fog as well. forced to live in the moment, carrying all the baggage of all the previous moments i dont even have memories of anymore.

how are people just like able to keep living, regularly finding joy. how are people able to deal with bad times without immediately pondering all the ways in which they could kill themselves in?

god i need therapy so fucking bad. i keep dragging down everyone around me. how can i fix all the damage ive done, a sorry won't do. how can i fix all the damage done to me, no sorry will ever do.

why are the only options to just keep going, ignoring all the pain, or ending it all forever. where is the restart button, where can i reset, rewind, apply what ive learned to the situations where i fucked up. how do i go back and undo all the trauma. the trauma i experienced myself and the trauma i put on others.

we're all just lost children in a world not made for us. where is our world. where is the place in which we can find solace. your arms make me feel safe, and at home. but i know you feel the same way i do.

it pains me to know we're in this together, god if only i could bear your pain, if only i could bear everyone elses pain. it hurts me to know you feel this way too. no one should have to know how this feels. i wanna take on all the pain in this world so i can leave and turn the world around.

am i just failing at being a part of this society or is society failing me. i am like one bureaucratic fuck up away from dying alone on the street with no roof over my head. i cannot be self dependent, why does this society fully expect such a thing of me.

is this all worth it for the few moments of bliss, for sparing the people around me from the pain of losing me. would the pain of losing me be greater than the pain i cause every day?

i am lost. i dont know anymore. fuck i need therapy. or just anything that can fix me. the drugs certainly haven't yet, but at least i also have dependency to fight with now i guess.

yea fuck man idk

[ozzyeelz]

“Let me slip into something more comfortable…” I say, taking off my clothes, but as you watch me strip off more, and more, and more clothing you realize you’ve been watching me take off at least 50 hoodies and 48 pairs of pants and your starting to wonder when it will end (spoiler alert, it doesn’t)

[kumezyzo]

more smutty pt.2 of this post and also cause i had three hours in a car😁 tbh, i started it but just finished it recently. idk this one is actually terrible. im sorry.

so enjoy!.... or dont :) m.list

bf!sapnap who has you up on the kitchen island, hands roaming your sides with determination as he gets lost kissing you.

"mmph," he moans softly, moving to kiss your neck. he settled on sucking on your skin as he hurridly removed his pants and your sleep shorts.

he accidentally pulled off your neck for a second as he helped you get your underwear off. in that second, he saw the redness of where he had been on your neck and felt butterflies flutter in his stomach at the sight.

he pulled you closer, your heat meeting his clothed crotch. he could feel the wet heat against his dick. he was beginning to get incredibly hard even as he pushed you against him and felt your pussy through his thin gym shorts.

bf!sapnap who doesnt remember how he got his shorts off. or how his lower half was completely naked just as yours was. all he really cared about was how you watched him as he lined himself up with your dripping entrance.

when he finally pushed into you, he gripped onto the countertop and rested his forehead on your shoulder. he moaned as you squeezed around him, urging him to do something.

"nick, please.." he looked up at you and licked his lips at the sight of the pout on your lips. he leaned forward and kissed your lips wetly. and slowly he began to move his hips.

as he rocked back and forth, you could feel him breathe heavily. he would have swore in the moment that he could feel you sucking him back in. and it almost felt like too much with the mix of your moans and the sound of your wet pussy being completely abused by him.

bf!sapnap who has no control after getting lost in the moment. he grabs onto your hips and speeds up the movement of his hips. it has you both moaning incredibly loud.

"so fucking good, peaches," he would groan in your ear as you pull on the hair at the base of his neck. "pussy feels so fucking good." you would only be able to whimper in response, feeling too good to even want to speak.

bf!sapnap who would unexpectedly pull out of you. admist your confused disappointment, he pulls you off the island to stand on your feet before turning around and bending you over the counter.

he would slide into you slowly, biting his lip at the way you moan out happily. then, he would pick up the pace quickly, chasing the high he had just abandoned.

"does it feel good, baby girl?" he would moan out, burning to hear how whiney your voice sounds.

"mhmm," you would say with your eyes shut, lips pursed and face burning. "so good."

bf!sapnap who grips your hips harshly, using his hands as leverage to fuck you back onto him. he throws his head back for a moment before coming back and landing a large smack on your ass.

you gasp out in surprise, right before he lands another one. you cant help but to arch your back, lifting your ass to entice him more.

when he grabs onto your ass, still fucking into you relentlessly, you bite your lip and try to hold back the smile that settles on your lips.

"you feel so good baby," you tell him, looking back to make any type of eye contact. he would lose his mind when he sees your hooded eyes and wet, red, and pouty lips. "make me cum- mmph- please?"

and that sends him into overdrive.

bf!sapnap that only takes a few more thrusts into you before releasing all his cum into you. he would continue to fuck into you, chasing is high as he moans out.

the feeling of his warm cum inside you being pushing inside you with him moaning and panting behind you is just enough to push you over the edge.

"shit-" he would whimper as your walls pulse around him. a white ring of his cum settling at the base of his dick. he would pull out, as you squeeze around nothing.

bf!sapnap, with his hands still on your hips, would turn you around to face him, planting a sloppy and wet kiss on your lips.

he pulls away with droopy eye and a goofy grin on his face, "do you think the foods here yet?"

you scoff at him and turn to reach for your phone that you had set aside not too long ago. his eyes run over your face, feeling himself love you more at the situation your two had found yourselves. post sex, standing in your kitchen, waiting for breakfast to arrive, and his cum slowly dripping out of you.

"its on its way," you tell him as you close your phone and set it to the side. you wrap your arms around his neck and look into his eyes. you lean forward and give him a quick peck.

"shit, we have more time to kill then..." he says with an undertone of mischief in his voice.

yea, it was ass. sorry. -nony

[trashcreatyre]

But I have lost my painted doll likeness

Alts

Lyric from feelin so matryoshka by the scary jokes, also the swirly one is based on his monster form :3

[gargyshmub]

thinking about A Game...

what if i made a video game... what if it looked like this what would you do

[flowersforfrancis]

That part in The Secret History where Francis argues that cigarettes and alcohol aren’t affecting his health, because he would know if they were. Seeing as he’s been consuming them his entire life.

…..

[qkrovv]

[noodlebox-bird]

these are almost all OOTDs lmao twas the only thing i had energy for a whiillee ✨

[xxlobster69]

tbh i dont even know whats going on

[jesseevelann]

Sakura: *cooking dinner quietly in the kitchen*

Sasuke: *walks in, stopping and looking at the amount of food she made* ... Sakura?

Sakura: Yeah?

Sasuke: Why did you cook so much food?

Sakura: It's Neji's birthday... I... used to make him all of this food for him because the Hyuuga never gave him enough. I guess... it became a habit...

Sasuke: *watches her face drop, the clear look of grieving in her eyes*

Sasuke: *slowly walks over* Do you think... this is enough for him?

Sakura: ... Usually is. Was? I don't... know...

Sasuke: ... *holds Sakura's arm gently*

Sakura: ... I feel so angry about it...

Sasuke: ... About what?

Sakura: He didn't... he shouldn't have... had to die... for her...

Sasuke: Wasn't it his choice?

Sakura: Barely... the Hyuuga would have killed him if he didn't do it... it's just... not fair to him... *mutters* I'm... such a failure...

Sasuke: ... It's not your fault, Sakura.

Sakura: I wasn't there to save him...

Sasuke: You were busy, you couldn't have-

Sakura: I promised I'd always be there to protect him!

Sasuke: *steps back, startled*

Sakura: I'm- I'm sorry... I didn't mean to yell. I'm sorry...

Sasuke: Maybe... you should stop cooking for a while.

Sakura: ... Yeah... maybe...

Sasuke: I'll help you pack it away. And... we can have dinner with Neji later.

Sakura: ... Thought you didn't like him all that much?

Sasuke: He's your family... so he's my family too.

Sakura: ... Thanks Sasuke.

[featheredcartoonist]

the part when axel sang was the best 12 seconds of my life

[raiiny-bay]

some things i never finished

[ozzyeelz]

wack drafts is just the way of tumblr user autism, like mine full of soldier headcanons that i just stare at from time to time

That’s actually a great idea to put your headcanons in drafts!!

Unfortunately most of mine just look like this

[lizyxml]

oi vida nao sei se ja te perguntaram mas can you list 5 th8ngs that makes you happy? :3

1- DCA ☀️🌙

2- your art ✏️

3- friends (@fazclub @sweethvz @cutiepienana @cirnosilly) ♡🎀

4- music 🎧✨

5- sing 🎤

[a-preferable-alternative]

People calling themself "AI artist" is just like me calling myself a sandwich artist after ordering from Subway...