#yeah uhm

[unicornsaures]

..hey guys...

leaves this and runs

[jacktherippy]

You probably know who I am but if you’re okay with a request erm… more of your Unpleasant? If you wish? Or maybe your take on Pilby?

ALL GOOD IF YOU DONT WANT TO OR DONT DO RQS ANYMORE I FELT A TAD BIT GUILTY ASKING-

Fun fact I was actually gonna draw pilby yesterday but I didn't get to it,, then I woke up and saw this and was like !!! Oh!!! A sign to do it!! So I did it... I also drew a little pilby x unpleasant comic so I hope that will satisfy the need for unpleasant content as well HSJJF

There's a pants ver and a skirt ver I just thought they would look cute in a skirt 😭

And then ofc, the comic,, with text translation under the cut because my handwriting is AWFUL

Both: ...

P: y'know, I heard your a real asshole...

P: everyone says your awful... but I've never heard you speak.

U: ...

P: and that's not to say I don't believe it, I mean clearly it's true.

P: you won't even talk to save your own skin, you just stand there and take it... from everyone

P: your a horrible person, and that's a lot coming from me..

P: BUT- since no one else will and you never seem to refuse.. let's meet up next Tuesday, we're going on a date.

P: and bring your wallet, Honk!

U: ????

[mentality-of-wukong-au]

Antonio:… Weizhen…?

Happiness!Wukong: It’s ‘Weizhe’

Sadness!Wukong: Yes…I heard he’s doing this out of curiosity…

Happiness!Wukong: Oh no, he just wants war with the gods.

[cursedbylove]

OOPSPROMPTS SENTENCE STARTERS || accepting

@castilium asked:

“I really think that if the person I’m in prison for murdering has come back to life, I should be let out.”

"oh," he muttered in thoughtful response to the claim. "that's actually a very good point."

presumably the actual response to such a statement would be to point out that people don't usually come back to life, but yuuta knew better than to base on assumptions follow common logic. after all, many factors could be involved in these kinds of things.

"i think it'd probably depend on intent and whether the party involved would continue pressing charges, no? i mean, i'm pretty sure different convictions for manslaughter exist in the first place, so if it was unintentional and the person you killed doesn't have a grudge against you, i think it should be alright to let you out. they couldn't really ask the victim the first time around after all."

[cantgetlaid]

I kissed a girl and I liked iiiit

[lonely-cereal]

so me and my bestie may have made a kinda detailed TPN X breath of the wild AND sorta ocarina of time AU

(stuff in the tags bc it's SUPER messy rn)

[nkogneatho]

when you die, gojo is still in denial. they say there are five stages of grief, yet he still hasn't been past that first phase. he misses it a lot. your touch on his skin. the way you'd trace random lines on his thighs when you were so indulge in a book. and that sudden grip whenever you came across a thrilling part of it. he always chuckled at your sudden "whats" and "awws".

he misses how your voice would always get gentler when you spoke to him. your usual voice was a little loud but whenever you spoke to him, you'd be so sweet and calm.

he misses how you'd outshine anyone and everyone around you. even him. the strongest. your smile was brighter than the diamond on your engagement ring. but life is unfair, isn't it? he was so excited to turn you from his fiánce to his wife, only to find you dead and cold on the ground, the crimson blood filming the diamond, drenching it in itself.

but to this day, even after so many years, he still finds himself in denial when he accidentally (to what it seems like a hundredth accident) calls you his wife mid conversation with someone else. "oh my wife loves this...perfume," he says to the worker, his voice fading in the end when he realizes he was supposed to use past tense. "loved"

"why don't you gift it to her? i am sure she'll love it," the girl smiles. if only she knew.

but he buys it anyway. decorates it with pink ribbons and stuff, even when he knew you were not there to open it anymore. he comes home, sits in one dim light of the bedroom, unwrapping it. he sprays the perfume on one of your dress that he loved. your scent. god he misses it. the cerulean eyes mimic an ocean once again in the wait of his lover. a useless wait for you were never arriving on his door ever again.

[mars-paws]

uhhhhhhnnnnnn I need motivation so yeah ;-; (these are purposefully high bc I don’t want to do them)

10 notes and I’ll start doing homework the day it’s assigned.

25 notes and I’ll practice for at least 45 minutes.

45 notes and I’ll start posting a drawing at least once a day.

70 notes and I’ll write more.

100 notes and I’ll try to get outside more.

150 notes and I’ll try to eat a proper breakfast at least once a week.

165 notes and I’ll actually properly learn the State honor band audition/3 octave chromatic scale.

175 notes and I’ll be better about saving money.

2500 notes and I MIGHT talk to one of my teachers about not being called my legal name in class. (THIS IS A HUGE MAYBE)

Might add some more later. Uhhhh yeah :3

[sosickoflostpassword]

[cable-salamder]

The Goblin at the tournament is a win for gays and queers EVERYWHERE

(Edit: please don’t spoiler whether this happens or not in the tags or comments (or anything else Geode related for that matter), thank you!)

[umblrspectrum]

you'll never guess which movie i finally watched after 2 years of being lazy

[sbeana]

the pool scene

[dizzybizz]

"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"

[sincerelyyoursg]

was war das.

[kenchann]

jamil-sama...

[clarisinne]

Harvey / (Cringefail) Farmer pt. 41

pop the champagne

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