#yeah uhm

[phoenixwithapencil]

Hey crisis core what the fuck

[archerinthewoods]

these lyrics of cotard's solution are sooo system coded to me and I have no idea why

like ESPECIALLY the "so, how many people am i?" and "who's looking back? that's not me" parts. they're a little TOO relatable for my tastes

[vargdottern]

i'm watching agggtm and what was that rant about sherlock😭 because i have objections to make thank you very much

they're obviously talking about bbc sherlock but "elementary, my dear watson" is not ONCE quoted in that (unless my memory is failing me completely)

also ravi does not have 'sexy cumberbatch energy'

[michaels-office-hours]

(Just imagine they had interviews in the Elizabeth the 1st times for a second this doesn’t work without it)

Reporter: uhm… sir? Don’t you think you should feed your apprentice?

THE™️ Master: What? No!! Do you know what I’m teaching?! I’m a vampire hunter!!! To properly learn the trade? You gotta be self sufficient. And my Allen is. See? He hunts his own food just fine. He’s the image of health and vitality!

Reporter: uhm… sir? No offense… but your apprentice looks half dead from consumption, and is currently trying to eat a rat.

THE™️ Master: He’s WHAT?!

*Emrich Allen is sitting there happily sucking on a headless rat*

THE™️ Master: *swats his apprentice so hard the rat goes flying and Allen falls over*

THE™️ Master: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EATING RATS YOU USELESS EXCUSE FOR A FLESH BAG?!

Allen: …

THE™️ Master: SPEAK UP!

Allen: …to not to?

THE™️ Master: SO WHY IN THE FOR CULTS ARE YOU DOING IT!?

Allen: …I was hungry?

THE™️ Master: *sighs a long sigh muttering to himself*

Allen: *covers his face*

THE™️ Master: GO CATCH A RABBIT OR SOME OTHER VERMIN THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY ALLOWED TO EAT!

Allen: I tried…

Allen: *ducks another swat*

THE™️ Master: TRY HARDER! If I see you eating any more rats? I’ll bring you back to the cult myself! And they’ll send you to someone far worse than me!!

Allen: y-yes sir…

Reporter: … little hard on him maybe?

THE™️ Master: What? Nooo. You gotta have a firm stance with apprentices. They‘ll walk all over you if you aren’t stern and sure in your teachings.

Reporter: true true. That is how everyone teaches them.

THE™️ Master: then why question me?

Reporter: I still think he’s dying of consumption and needs a doctor.

THE™️ Master: oh that. No he’s always been sickly, he’ll get over it. Just need good foo- HEY! I SEE YOU PICKING THE RAT UP!!! WHAT DID I JUST SAY??? GET BACK HERE YOU-

[violntfemme]

..hey guys...

leaves this and runs

[ulchthar]

Some Transformers Animated fancharas, redesigns from old ones, actually.

Shadewind, a seeker( yeah, not so original, but whatever, I'm just revamping old charas) , and two minibots

Pink one ( Flyglare)alt mode is a solar security camera, the black one (Blackbyte) turns into a portable speaker

[jacktherippy]

You probably know who I am but if you’re okay with a request erm… more of your Unpleasant? If you wish? Or maybe your take on Pilby?

ALL GOOD IF YOU DONT WANT TO OR DONT DO RQS ANYMORE I FELT A TAD BIT GUILTY ASKING-

Fun fact I was actually gonna draw pilby yesterday but I didn't get to it,, then I woke up and saw this and was like !!! Oh!!! A sign to do it!! So I did it... I also drew a little pilby x unpleasant comic so I hope that will satisfy the need for unpleasant content as well HSJJF

There's a pants ver and a skirt ver I just thought they would look cute in a skirt 😭

And then ofc, the comic,, with text translation under the cut because my handwriting is AWFUL

Both: ...

P: y'know, I heard your a real asshole...

P: everyone says your awful... but I've never heard you speak.

U: ...

P: and that's not to say I don't believe it, I mean clearly it's true.

P: you won't even talk to save your own skin, you just stand there and take it... from everyone

P: your a horrible person, and that's a lot coming from me..

P: BUT- since no one else will and you never seem to refuse.. let's meet up next Tuesday, we're going on a date.

P: and bring your wallet, Honk!

U: ????

[mentality-of-wukong-au]

Antonio:… Weizhen…?

Happiness!Wukong: It’s ‘Weizhe’

Sadness!Wukong: Yes…I heard he’s doing this out of curiosity…

Happiness!Wukong: Oh no, he just wants war with the gods.

[mochalaxy]

what if i exploded and all that came out of the explosion was tiny star pieces!!! what then!!!

[cantgetlaid]

I kissed a girl and I liked iiiit

[ashoss]

happy halloween from the batjust league

[kenchann]

dumb lil yuu doodles 🍊

[evil-alex]

i rlllyyy dont recommend looking through the 2nd blog ^_^

users for the blocklist:

misandresther

femmefascist

i might submit more names from my own blocked accounts

ty!

Also, I looked through the second blog. If you are at all triggered by ableism, especially against autistic people, please do not scroll through their blog. I've seen a lot of shitty radfems and terfs, but this is most likely the worst I've seen yet.

[shouyuus]

it's vi's birthday soooo what about a modern vi birthday sex request —

sry i LITERALLY had to look this up I HAD NO IDEA it was her bday today?!?!?!?

18+, mdni, switch/sub!vi bc she deserves to be pampered on her bday

bday!sex w/ vi in which she wakes up to the feeling of you between her legs in the morning, a soft, hoarse groan working out of her throat even as she glances down at you, her eyes still half-lidded from sleep, heat pooling in her stomach even as her fingers fist in your hair, her legs clamping involuntarily around your cheeks as you lap lazily at her sopping cunt, moaning when she hisses, head tossing back into the pillow --

"h-holy shit princess -- what's -- what's the occasion?" she asks, already breathless, and she's still not entirely sure if she's actually just dreaming or if you're really doing this, but the way you inch your fingers between your lips and her cunt just to tease at her clit makes her hips jerk up so violently, she's sure she would've woken up by now if this were a dream.

bday!sex w/ vi where you finger her slow, pressing in one finger, teasing her till she's whimpering, tugging at your hair, her other hand fisting in the sheets even as she tries to keep still, you pressing little kisses along her inner thighs, murmuring sweet nothings --

"so pretty like this vi... but honestly, who forgets their own birthday, hm?"

dragging your finger slowly along her walls, feeling her clench around at your words.

"f-fuck -- hah... ah -- p-please-- shit, shit, shit -- m-my birthday? oh fuck -- ngh --"

"yeah, y'know..." you pull your finger back till you're teasing just at her entrance, and her whole body arches up to chase the feeling, her muscles pulling taut, the shape of her making your mouth water as you lean back down to lick at her clit, "the thing that happens once a year? generally... people like to celebrate with like... cake and various levels of debauchery?"

bday!sex w/ vi where she can't quite make out a full sentence bc she's so lost in the way you're eating her out, alternating between slow and fast, sucking on her clit just the way she likes before fucking your fingers into her, curling them up into her g-spot till her legs are shaking, till she's basically fucking your mouth the way her hips ruck up against you --

"fuck fuck -- princess, 'm so fuckin' close --"

"yeah?" you grin, cheeky even as you pillow your face against her thigh, pushing a third finger into her just to watch her mouth fall open around a silent moan. you reach up to tweak at one of her tits, pulling yourself up the length of her body. her eyes, when she finally opens them to meet yours, are dark and glazed out, her expression taut with pleasure.

"gonna cum for me, violet?" you whisper against her lips, even as she whines, keening high in the back of her throat as you rut your fingers hard and fast into her, your thumb running tight circles around her clit.

"yes, yes, yes, yes --" she chants, tugging you down to muffle her words with a sloppy kiss, moaning as she presses her tongue into your mouth, the movements uncoordinated, her body arching into you as she cums, hard and long.

bday!sex w/ vi in which you gently fuck her through her first climax, sitting back to admire your handiwork as she pants, eyes fluttering shut as the aftershocks of the orgasm works its way through her body, and finally, when she's coherent enough to glance at you, she flashes you a lopsided grin.

"well shit, cupcake... that's one hell of a way to wake up."

you giggle, leaning down to press a chaste kiss to her lips.

she tugs you down for one that's decidedly less chaste before tugging you over her hips, her hands settling on your thighs as she looks up at you with hooded eyes.

"happy birthday to me, i guess," she says, grinning, wide and unabashed.

you laugh, nodding, rocking your hips down so that your own slicked folds slide against hers. you gasp, electricity sparking through you at the contact.

"y-yeah -- happy birthday, vi -- oh --"

vi hisses even as she plants her feet on the bed and rolls her hips up into yours, eyes caught on the way your mouth falls open.

"t-that was a nice wakeup call but... now i think i wanna have some breakfast in bed -- hm?" she reaches up to tweak at one of your nipples, reveling in the way it makes your whole body go soft.

you bite your lips, letting her rock you slowly over her, letting out tiny moans and whimpers as your clits catch over and over, the friction coiling the all too familiar heat inside you as you let her fuck you slow.

"whatever --" you brace your hands against her chest, "whatever you want --"

"yeah? you promise, princess?"

you let out a tiny yelp as she presses you down hard and a jolt of pleasure shoots up your spine at the delicious, mind-numbing slide of her cunt against yours.

"p-promise! w-whatever the birthday girl wants -- ah -- hah... "

vi leans up, coiling her fingers into your hair as she watches you work yourself into a light frenzy over her, her own breaths coming in short staccato pants.

"mm... i do like the sound of that."

[dominolemon]

They make me rageful

[cable-salamdr]

The Rogue and The Nothingness Inside

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