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[hedgehog-troops]

year - @jegulus-microfic - april 17th

"C'mon Regulus!" James yelled after him, as Regulus –once again– stood up to leave.

James rushed to stand up and follow him, nearly stumbling over his feet in his eagerness. "Just one date, I promise." he said, earnestly, like he actually meant it.

He probably did too.

The problem was not that Regulus didn't want to go on a date with James, or that he didn't like James.

He did.

He really did. But he liked being chased and desired more.

He sped up his pace, purposefully leaving James behind him until he found an empty corridor.

Turning across the corner into the corridor, he waited, and sure enough, there came James.

The moment his eyes landed on Regulus, he saw James' eyes light up and soften at the same time, as the same smile that always found its way on his face when Regulus was near, materialised.

"It's the year of love, Reg, everyone's getting together. Please." James begged, nearly pouting.

Regulus repeated exactly what he's been repeating for the past 8 months.

"No, Potter"

Though this time, Regulus felt something shift, as though somethinh changed.

He watched as the small smile vanished and was replaced by something more melancholy. Still a smile, but tinged with sadness around the edges.

"I won't ask again, Regulus. Just– please, just one" James said, practically whispering, staring into Regulus' eyes with big, round, sad, brown eyes.

Regulus immediately felt panic shoot through him. No.

No no no.

Regulus wanted to go one a date with James, he just.

He's been having a hard time vocalizing his feelings since... well, ever since he came out of the womb, basically.

Taking his prolonged silence for a 'no', James issued a small nod in his direction and turned, shoulders slumped.

Before he could leave, Regulus caught James' wrist in his hand, stopping him.

"I won't ever step foot into Madam Puddifut's" he said, with an air of indifference though inside he could feel his heart thundering.

James turned towards him and– ah. There it was.

A smile so bright, it would blind you of your worries and such light radiating from the eyes.

It's the same light he fell in love with.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

[random-scribbles-of-poor-quality]

me: im fine

me internally: men mock the gods until they need them, kaz brekker

[aa0akaace]

Guys I haven't read anything alagadda related in a long time and don't remember much, but what kind of 035 and 049 artist would I be if I didn't attempt a design for it? I've seen some art of it so I think I get the sort of idea behind it I think

[the-knife-consumer]

"Yona was just added bc Nintendo wants people to stop shipping sidlink!" Literally what the hell are you talking about

[verflares]

hitting her with the same chicken beam that got falin or something like that

[overflowing-with-words]

"and i got cheated out of my childhood."

[cosmic-walkers]

Is it me or do I notice a chunk of Wolf Hall fans tend to not like Anne Boleyn. I think a lot of it has to do with how she was portrayed in both the show and the books...

I like her, a lot...but i notice a lot of people don't.

[gncrezan]

testing out how different the pen pressure is on the new laptop w/ @asphodelgame <3

[boxwinebaddie]

theres no way yersey has never ever been in a car crash because that man drives like his grandma is on her death bed bro 😭

OH MY GOD NOT BUBBE!!!!! also Put! Some! Respect! On! CLEO! BROFLOVSKI'S! NAME!!!!! because...she is dead...rip bubbe. </3 ;-;

...which i think explains A Lot abt why kyle drives the way he does.

( like no one's life depends on it -- sheila also drives like that, btw )

**idk what the rest of this ask is, i kind of just went rogue. i hope you like rollercoasters and zero consistency other than Driving HCs.

also this is just baaarely clinging to relevance in this subject area, but speaking of visiting people related to ky, i was thinking abt the iconic cd/blondie merger trip down to south park for ike's winter formal

— which, please note, i am still working out the details of, so i might be vague when i talk abt stuff bc things are subject to change —

ft. a dif ask where someone was wondering how kyle introduces stan/raven to his parents and stuff, here's my answer for you:

jerseykyle introduces ravenstan to his parents as "raven of crimson dawn" wHO HAS BLUE HAIR IN THE SP PART OF RM BTW!!!! yes, that does mean he's going through it; please be nice to him. and sheilas like "aH! so YOU'RE the reason that my sweet ike-y is puttin cleanin supplies in his hair and stuck a SAFETY PIN thru his nose!!" >:OO & stan is like AAHSHhimrsbroflovskiiamsosorrydonthurtmeaaa

also x2, when they get to sp, i think the og plan is to have them all stay in a hotel but something happens with that, so all the og sp college kids have to put up a non-sp res/celeb in their home and uh...

guess who jersey gets to keep as his crimson dawn virgin sacrifice ;)

but...more on that later! bc rn, we are talking about yersey ( you guys calling him yersey is so fkn funny ) driving WHICH UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES LIFE DEATH OR OTHERWISE SHOULD KYLE BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE!!!! EVER!!!!! EEEEEVER!!!! he's TOO unhinged.

like he thinks that every driver on the road was put there to personally piss him off. and he knows all the rules n regs but the second you piss him off, you will be gripping the OH SHIT handle for dear LIFE!!!!! really, the only person who enjoys being in the car with jerseykyle...

...is ravenstan. <3

actually, during the beginning of the third part of the ravesey hate, s&k are headin ~somewhere~ in lady ( tHEYRE JUST DRIVING OKAY!! DONT BE NASTY!!! THERES ALSO NO ROOM SMH!! ) and kyle is ofc being Bat Shit Insane for most of the v short drive...so naturally stan as raven is like *mild character break* Wowza <3 skdhs like stanley??? kyle is abt to KiLL this old lady in front of u don't say aW? HELLLO

like if you Want to say aw!!!! during that same car ride, just like heaven by the cure comes on, ( it's jersey's favorite song and it's also what big gay al said stan's voice sounded like, to jog ur re(memory) ) the sound of it immediately chills kyle out, he sings along under his breath and stan is like "you changed the pronouns..." and kyle is like "yeah? so what?" abt to fight and stan just smiles like "so nothing."

" —i just didn't know you could sing, new jersey." ;)

aAAAaaaAaaAAaa

bonus hc: when stan fled the tegridy farms fire, he was in kyle's favorite shirt, which was a green oversized the cure band teeshirt <3

that is the last time that kyle drives that chapter btw ( thank god )

because stan takes over <3

ON CRIIIIIIIIIIIM ;)

which at first jersey is like ah hEEELLL NO I AM NAUGHT GETTING ON THAT DONOR CYCLE, CROW!!!! ( kyle calls motorcycles donorcycles bc theyre just fatal car crashes waiting to happen ) but they basically have no choice because lady gets surrounded by rabid fangirls and paparazzi and its hop on or get mobbed...so kyle hops on, stan puts him in the motorcycle helmet ( his hair Barely fits btw )

— and they drive off into the night <3

ALSO STAN IS A REAAAAAAALLLY GOOD DRIVER!!!! DRIFT KING!!! all his turns are really smooth, he asks you if you're okay a lot ( which, you are always more than okay because ravenstan smells like the delicious apple cinnamon glade spray and hes SO pretty ), you get to put ur hands around his waist which is a 11/10 experience also his hip tattoos give you a perfect guideline...and he breaks for squirrels! <3

i know kyle was swooning smh also crim's license plate says CRMSNDWN ON IT...she is stan's baby, he loves his motorcycle.

speaking of, i got a couple asks about handiman ravenstan doing tool shed boy things and he is actually, really skilled in like manual labor/carpenting/mechanic stuff just because randy was consistently drunk or high and never did work around the farm or...ever. so stan just kind of naturally fell into that man of the house role...AT LIKE 8? he is also just really interested in cars and tools and things. <333

SOMETIMES ON TIKTOK HE DOES LIVES OF HIM FIXING CRIM UP IN THE LIL TANK TOP ALL COVERED IN CAR GREASE IN THE STANDANA....WHEEEEEW!!!! hes also not even trying to be ;) like he is genuinely just nerding out about gears and valves and things and everyone is like wow thats crazy ur so smart raven we love u shdksh

ONE TIME I BET YOU KYLE WAS CREEPING ON THE USER2743740343 TIKTOK ACCOUNT AND RAVENSTAN WINKED AND SAID HOLA YERSEY ;) <3 AND THE COMMENTS FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES WERE LIKE KYLEKYLE KYLE HAHA GOT HIM!!! OTPOTP

all this to say...uh...kyle has never been in a car crash because cars move the hell out of his way because they either don't want to die or are scared of him. every cop that's ever tried to give him a ticket got gaslit into thinkin they made the whole thing up or were immediately enchanted by jersey's intense ( police ) siren beauty.

regardless!!!!! kyle should not...be driving ever.

which is why stan does it for him <3333

also yes it is super cool when you're abt to be super late for work & ur super cool ex-rockstar boyfriend drops you off in front of the elementary school on his motorcycle.

-uncle nina, who has no idea what i was trying to say but i hope u had fun lmao, i worked 11 hours so sorry

[ganondoodle]

i would like to thank everyone who send me encouraging asks, i genuinely didnt expect to get so many, i hope it is fine that i will keep them in my inbox to avoid spamming your dashboard with them but also, pirmarily, bc i would like to cherish them where i can easily find them again qwq

(and i can confirm, it was mostly from a long and exhausting work day, but not all, so yes it did help <3 )

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[luxu-loveskh]

Look i made a genshin oc

Some more stuff about him

Hes smth like a dragon and existed in the time of kaenrah

after karnrahs destruction he was in a coma for a long time until a bit before the traveler came to tevyat,Now hes a friend of neuvillette

During kaenrahs destruction he helped or tried to help alot of the people living in kaenrah escape

Yes his real name was tevyat,The land from my au lore out was named after him

He also used to have A Friend that the called pie or tia

thats all i think, i struggle to make lore for my oc when genshin itself doesnt have full lore.... haha..

[csunwrises]

Cucurucho and the Binary Entity are working together.?. (in some vicinity).

some delusional thinking here BUT what if ..... the binary entity/monster and cucurucho are working together in some vicinity ... that's why the binary entity has not attacked recently, they both want something (maybe the new players? (or/and even the lucky blocks/ducks because those are broken as hell)) for the island that the federation DOES NOT WANT... so they put aside their adversity towards one another to accomplish this .. that's why the binary entity was there at the dungeon cucurucho led them too with the timer.... and cucurucho was more violent the other day about foolish breaking a rule and having to hand his gun over to assure that the federation cannot catch onto what cucurucho and the  binary entity are planing for the islanders.

[loveletterworm]

I’ve noticed some people have really taken it to heart that they should be tagging posts about the made up movie joke people are doing all of a sudden as “unreality”, and they’re extremely dedicated to doing that, to the point where they are also indiscriminately tagging posts where it is clearly explained, in no uncertain or oblique terms, that the movie is not real, as also themselves being not real.  Great work everyone

[titelverteidiger]

that wait was so worth it!!!! <333 (praying for lovro podium next stage though)

[lycorisamaryllis]

so im drawing neuvillette right

my sketches are incomprehensible trash, and this happens every time i draw. i just live like this.