#yes im mortified.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

SOLLUX: what diid you guy2 get made fun of iin 2chool for

ERIDAN: i wwent into public school on land for 6th grade and i pierced someones scrotum with a fencin foil that wwas missin the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it wwas middle school so i wwas promptly nicknamed "the nut slayer" and i cried until my lusus let me movve back to the ocean and livve wwith my ancestor

TEREZI: NUTSLAY3R 1S 4 POW3RFUL T1TL3

KARKAT: CAN YOU IMAGINE A SEADWELLER HIGHBLOOD COMING TO YOUR SCHOOL FOR ONE SWEEP, STABBING YOU IN THE BALL SAC, THEN FUCKING BACK OFF TO THE OCEAN IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS.

KARKAT: CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING THE DUDE WITH THE STITCH IN THEIR SCROTE BECAUSE OF SOME MYSTERIOUS FOREIGN SPHEREPUNCTURER.

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Leonardo: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and MC!

Literally anyone: So MC knows about this?

Leonardo, walking away: No, this is between me and me!

[tennessoui]

For my own mental health I imagine that Padme and Sabe do end up together in the Hanahaki au after a lot of time building back trust but Sabe Will Never not use the surgery to win arguments lmao

Padme: but if I do this it’ll gut the infrastructure

Sabe: oh that’s no prob, just go into it with surgical precision

Padme: what

Sabe: just make sure to cut out any corruption it could bring

Padme: Sabe. Sabe pease

I love this !!! I don’t think I’m going to have an official stance on Padmé and Sabé’s relationship post fic cause that’s not the focus of the story and it feels better to leave it up to everyone else but I do love the idea that they get to be together and happy <3 Padmé apologizes for something she both doesn’t need to apologize for (having a husband, not loving Sabé back in that way immediately) and needs to apologize for (implicitly asking Sabé to get the surgery to remove the flowers for the optics of it all)

and then they do get together and Sabé has a trump card for literally everything ever but also they’re ridiculously in love <33333

[p4nishers]

i need content of codywan that just started working together like the first few months where their dynamic is cody barely resisting the urge to strangle his general and obi wan being like. already fucking head over heels for him.

like cody was expecting someone highly impressive based on his records so he obviously is excited to work with him cause his batchmates already met him on kamino and genosis and they all liked him which was, looking back, probably a prank on codys sanity and his bastard gremlin vode were absulately dying laughing at him. anyway so he obviously has high expectations and then this slutty "hello there" mf turns up with no self-preservation whatsoever, a feral demon child of a padawan, half the republic tailing him for every bullshit imaginable and beef with EVERY SINGLE SITH EVER???? WHICH HE SOLVES BY ???? FUCKING FLIRTING WITH THEM????? so you can imagine codys not having a great time.

meanwhile, obi wan daydreams about cody constantly. draws up their wedding invitations before even meeting him. praises him every opportunity he gets. kicks his feet and giggles about codys sarcastic comments ABOUT HIM while being in a room with CODY. stops talking in the middle of his sentence when he spots cody across the room and waves at him with the biggest smile possible. sets up regular sparring practices with the vode just so he MIGHT have an opportunity to be close to cody. labels the time when cody accidentally fell on him because of an explosion and touched his lips for 0.00001 milliseconds as their first kiss and gossips about it to quinlan. calls bant regularly to update her on everything cody does ever. buys every kind of tea and caf he can afford as an excuse to talk to cody and go into his courters. flirts with cody 24/7 and blushes tomato red when cody smirks at him and thinks about it so much he constantly walks into walls and tables and chairs and shinies and. breaks a table after cody stubs his toe into it. passes the fuck out when cody carries him this one (1) time, not bc of blood loss or anything simply too much attraction. constantly searches the force for codys signature even when they're not in the same system. calls him disgustingly sappy petnames in every other sentence. corners all of codys batchmates and asks thousands of questions about cody bc he cannot get them out of the man for the life of him and yes, wolffe, he absulately will die without knowing codys favorite color what kind of question is that. cody smiles once a month and obi wan thanks him everytime. cody hands him back his lightsaber for the first time and he proposes, loudly, cody ignores him completely and walks away. convinces anakin and ahsoka to drop "subtle" hints that he would be a good husband.

and everyone around them is having the time of their life watching codys right eye twitch whenever he's in a room with kenobi long enough while the man himself doesn't take his eyes off the commander during the entire 4 hour meeting and blushes everytime cody looks at him without a fail. cody barely refrains from throwing his datapad at his general when he suggests some self-sacrificing bullshit again.

it's truly like:

obi wan, beaming and eyes possibly gleaming with adoration: hello there, cody. how are you today?

cody, grinding his teeth together: fine, sir. wanted to talk to you about this report cause it's seems to be mistaken. surely, you're not thinking of blowing yourself up just so that TWO man, who are not even in any immediate danger whatsoever, can escape. right?

obi wan, brightening even further bc he loves their daily "banter": oh but of course, my dear, they're valuable men and anyway, i promised anakin he'd get to use the explosives this time.

cody, right eye starting to twitch horribly: right, of course, stupid of me to ask. one more thing, general, you wouldn't decommission me for anything i do, would you, sir ?

obi wan: what– darling, of course not. why would you–

cody: alright then [punches obi wan then walks away]

obi wan:

obi wan: i'm so in love with that man.

it's said that to this day obi wan still giggles in the most inappropriate times about that punch because cody was SO HANDSOME YOU DONT GET IT MACE THE LIGHT HIT HIM JUST RIGHT AND–

anyway codys hatred lasts till obi wan saves rex by putting himself in danger and when they get back, both bruised and bloody but amazingly alive and obi wan smiles at him like he always does with rex draped across his scarred shoulder, something in cody just settles and thinks. oh. oh. so this is what bly was talking about.

[ratatatastic]

or alternatively dweeb meets other dweeb more news at 11

LIGHT. LIGHT IN HIS EYES. LOOK AT EM BIG OLE EYES. LOOK AT HIM TOUCH HIS JERSEY.

GLORY BE TO THE MIKKSY SIGNED JERSEY RAAAAAAAAA

CanesWear Signing | 7.1.24

[slightlyunconventional]

j/on s/ims the type of guy to wait until the very very last second before pausing a tape to sneeze...... like?? he definitely is in denial about needing to sneeze despite it literally being about to happen

[bipolaritysucksbutslaps]

being bipolar means not knowing whether the way you're feeling is because of the menstrual cycle, today simply being a bad day, or if your episode is about to hit

[wetfishguts]

Blue and geeen (moot ask)

zomg!!! wil lhug you too and we can go frolick in fields or something🎉🎉🎉

[nejackdaw]

Nine Five people you'd like to know better

Tagged by @thana-topsy Hi lol 👋 wasn't expecting this (/lh)

[3 Ships]

1) Celann and Charlotte. (holding them in my hands) my babies. I love they

2) I'll honestly just put it out there, Chriscariot. That album rewired my brain. The absolute gay yearning. Did you guys know about the Gospel of Judas. I've been so normal on Tumblr. Not in real life. Not in the slightest. Bible fandom has some fun stuff

3) the Mo/Resa/Dustfinger/Roxanne polycule. I am correct.

[First Ship]

I actually think that's gonna have to be Zuko/Sokka. Except I was unaware of what shipping was at the time because I was young and offline. I did think they should go out tho.

[Last Song]

Funeral Derangements (Ice Nine Kills.) Honestly surprised it wasn't something off the Judas album

[Currently Reading]

Inkheart. Again. Yes I finished the series and turned right around and started it again. I did finish The man Born to be King last night tho. Haven't seen the original JCS but yeah. That Judas and 2012 Arena Tour Judas 🤝

[Last Film]

..... Highlander.... I caught a glimpse of it a while ago and there was this cunty old man. I immediately called Bread over and well. There was not as much of him in the film as we hoped. What did we watch (hello??? Plot??? Please???) That goth guy was having the time of his life tho honestly good for him. What a bizarre experience.

[Currently Craving]

The arrival of the books I ordered. I'm gonna be so real. I am so impatient for them to arrive. Even ignoring the fact that Mortimer (my darling little blue jay plush) is being shipped to God knows where (it's Rhode Island. I feel it in my bones that for some reason another package has been redirected to Rhode Island.) Other than that, uh... draw juice. Would like to draw thing

[Tags]

Gonna tag @argisthebulwark @fabeong @greeneyed-thestral @forpiratereasons and @snake-snack-stede my beloved mutuals 🌹 hi guys :)

[weeping-wandrian]

make art so people will know that the thing that is wrong with them is also wrong with you yada yada but. then they will know that there is something wrong with ME

[nocaptainonthisship]

Operation Happy Puppy/Mean Kitty

Part 3: Sunshine

(Also titled: Don't ask a barista what the most ridiculous drink they've ever made is. They're going to want to read your fanfic.)

[angustully]

note to self i am very pretty and i have beautiful features such as my nose and lips and full cheeks when i smile and i love that i dont have any hair to hide behind and while yes i have been consistently getting my feelings hurt whenever i decide to post a picture of myself bc i didnt get the external validation of likes or comments that i was seeking through the act of posting its okay because i can still look at the picture i took and think wow i am really cute i like my face. ok good night gorjus

[chaoscradle]

couldn't find a specific scene for my media class that had triangle coverage and two people talking and doing nothing else and yadda yadda requirements until i remembered that i had been fixated on a tv show for MONTHS and i should be able to locate a scene immediately. took me like three minutes to find a suitable one versus the forty i spent before looking through several episodes of other shows

[hella1975]

worked four sections today bc we were so understaffed. i had 20 tables. a normal section is about 5/6 tables. the way i didn't maul anyone will go down in the guiness book of world records as strongest silly guy alive

[the-official-account]

Five times Spar noticed Vellum's style + one time Vellum noticed him back

Because if I wanna have mindless fluffy shit to read, first I gotta write it.

Read on AO3 or below, except on Tumblr I can't be damned to worry about formatting or notes. Tws in tags.

Chapter 1: Pins

It feels different to be back at S.U.I.T.S again, like slipping into a pair of shoes Spar hadn’t worn for a while and remembering, in a moment of pleasant surprise, that he’d already broken them in. The bustle of too-early risers follows Spar off the street and through the antechamber. In the lobby, sunlight leaps through rows and rows of square windows, hitting the floor tiles at just the right angle to shower the room in warm iridescence. A smile reached Spars lips without his thinking. Things feel right.

“Agent Spar!” A voice calls. Naomi, his favorite security guard, an insectile altered. “How was Cloven Heart? I hear you had quite the time.”

“I couldn't complain about the company, at least. Visiting family was nice.," Spars says. "Though I’m glad to be back.” He accepts a firm clap on the shoulder, and gestures Naomi on hir way.

But si doesn’t move, letting hir hand linger as she stares at him with a knowing set of compound eyes. Si takes a long sip of hir coffee. “The company, huh?”

Spar hesitates, long enough that a human carrying a tower of file boxes has to swerve suddenly to get out of their way. Spar only just manages to catch the top box when it slips, and tuck it under his arm. The human slips away, oblivious.

“I, uh, don’t know what to tell you,” He lies. “My aunts are sweet, I’m gonna miss Hilde’s cooking every day ‘til I head back.”

“Some of us can see in infrared, you know." Naomi points a spindly finger at hir eye. "Even if most folks can’t tell, you’re blushing.” With a wink, si finally, mercifully gets on hir way.

Spar watches hir go, and only when he’s absolutely sure si’s turned a corner does he allow his grin to shrink to something small and private. There is someone he’s looking forward to seeing, today.

But Agent Vellum is nowhere to be found among the swarm of field agents that ambush him when Spar steps off the elevator. There's only a split second of peace for his eyes to rake through the crowd before Spar feels a familiar grip on his waist. He pulls up his knees just in time to avoid kicking anyone as Xbala lifts him overhead, to much applause. Someone grabs the file box from his hands, and Soare shrugs it off.

Xbala's hollering something that shifts rapidly between aggrandiosities, wordless, excited sounds and the chorus "that's my partner!" And Spar is laughing without being entirely sure why. He shakes any hand that grabs his and responds to the statements he can't quite hear over the din with a "thank you, thank you," and a few well placed winks. Someone hands him a shot glass of clear liquid, to which he says, "What time is it?" And hands it to the person calling something like "if you won't-" He endures bumps, and shoulder rubs, and one brave soul ruining the perfect coif of his hair — he barely spares a thought to the knowledge it'll dry all wrong. Spars with his people again, one group of them, anyway. And things feel right.

Eventually Agent's trickle away, and Xbala sets Spar back on his feet. He gives her a glare, the bite of which is probably dulled by the aforementioned bad hair.

She shrugs, "Wasn't my plan."

"Yeah, and Mayor Governor Thorne's alive and well," Spar gripes light-heartedly, following her back to their adjoined desks. "Who else could it be?"

Xbala's incredulous look is enough to suggest an answer, but the presence of two travel cups on his desk confirm it. Spar snatches one at random and holds it close. Close enough to his face to the infrared appearance of his cheeks. Underneath — those he's distracted momentarily by the incredible smell of oolong — is a note.

Sorry, I'm not very big on crowds, but I know you are. We did good. Welcome back. Let's talk soon. X

-V

Spar keeps the tea near his face while he slips his coffee, and only puts it down to take a closer look at the note, reading it over a few times, and checking the back.

Only then, when he looks up, does Spar notice Vellum. He stands with his back toward the room, head bent far down in that way that can only mean he's speaking to Jack, who's hidden from this angle. As if on cue, Vellum glances over his shoulder. He's smiling around a cup, identical to the two on Spar's desk. He blinks, once, slowly, in greeting. He looks…nice.

A moment too late to be smooth, Spar holds up the note.

Vellum closes his eyes, and shakes his head fondly.

Spar takes a half step forward, and Vellum glances at Jack.

It's pointed — not just yet.

So Spar nods, and stares, and feels his cheeks start to ache with the force of his face's determination to make him look like a lovesick idiot first thing in the morning. As Vellum turns away, with the briefest expression of regret, Spar is struck by the slight curl of his hair, how it falls freely behind his ears and sways when he moves. It's not moussed back, he realizes, Vellum uses pins. He always used pins, before pieces of their luggage disappeared in the train incident.

Vellum is back at S.U.I.T.S, back in Vassa Natura. He looks comfortable. He looks like himself. He looks right.

There's something about the mental image of it — Vellum holding his hair back, lips curled carefully around the delicate metal, placing each pin with that expression of absolute focus Spar finds so adorable. Spar can't help but imagine the scene in his apartment's bathroom, Vellum making eye contact in the mirror, keeping his lips pressed tight together while his eyes narrow in a smile. Maybe Spar would brush his hair. Help somehow. Heck, learning to give a Sorel braided pigtails without yanking her out of his lap had been a challenge, braids on Vellum would be easy. It would give him a reason to run his fingers through the salt and pepper strands, to feel Vellum lean into his palms, his shoulders going slack with a sigh that filled Spar's chest with an infinite sense of warmth.

Spar forces himself to look anywhere else in the room, sinking into his chair with a long-suffering exhale. Xbala is staring over her spectacles when he gathers the wherewithal to notice.

Spar raises an eyebrow, but she only goes back to reading her report, letting out an amused huff.

[mooseonahunt]

Tagged by @hamartia-grander and @unmotivatedartistry (thank you both ;<;) and I'm just now realising I never even posted an intro or little blurb about me when I joined. Just hopped right in started being a menace. Anyways

Rules: Tag 10 (or less) people you want to get to know better

Relationship Status: single unless Chloe (dbh) is willing to marry me

Favourite Colour: yellow like sunflowers

Song Stuck In My Head: Oh I have 2 rn. "Flu Game" and "What A Time To Be Alive" by Fall Out Boy

Three Favourite Foods: milanesas de pollo, tamales, and enchiladas mostly the green ones but I'm starting to really like the ones de mole

Last Song I Listened To: So Much (For) Stardust by Fall Out Boy as you can see their new album has consumed me

Dream Trip: I've never thought about this. Maybe a world tour so I can go to all the different countries my friends live in and annoy them in person.

Last Thing(s) I Googled: "weather today" because it was raining and I was debating ditching class since I have to bike to school

I don't know that many people on here, and I am very hesitant about tagging people since I also don't know who'd be okay with it or not so,, consider yourself tagged if we're moots :,)