#you are NOT the father

[aweirdoandhisfanfics]

Captain Crimson theory

Everyone recently has been loosing their marbles over the "Traveler is Jack's father" theory possibly being confirmed in the evet next door, so I would like to take this post to talk about a ye old theory.

Captain Crimson IS THE FATHER!

First, let's see the evidences.

First of, they are both have red hair, and Jack's name comes from Jack and Rose from the Titanic, which already stablishes some paralels between them (Sail), it's already more evidence than the Traveler theory by what i've seen

"But why would Night Swan be into pirates????"

Huuum... So what? People can have different tastes, so what that she was/is into pirates? She was probably really young when she had Jack, it's not a stretch to believe that she could just be into pirates in her youth, or maybe she was just seduced by him (who wouldn't am I right?)

"But Crimson doesn't have nothing to do with Eternyx!"

Space travel canonicaly exists in the Danceverse, NS could've just been traveling around searching for fame, meet Crimson, and then Jack, also, in the lore video for Sail, iirc, Crimson and his crew entered the cave from "Human", which IS in Eternyx!

"What about Plum?"

People can have past, in my headcanons, I personaly believe that Crim broke up with NS when he met Plum and falled in love with her, not knowing that NS was pregnant of him, or maybe Crimson could just be cheating on Plum, or maybe what made him and NS break up was his desire for adventure, and he only met Plum after, who knows!

So, I guess that's it, if anyone have any questions, i'll gladly answer them!

[redcanvas4]

You are not the father.

[cc-tinslebee]

hey hey look I still love my Richie Macher au BUT

under further inspection I realised Richie Kirsch looks scarily similar to another Scream character

I’m not crazy I PROMISE

his baby brother too???

Wayne Bailey I’m so sorry the conclusion of my Richie posts always ends up being

[aj-agreste]

Wukong is NOT MK’s dad. Now that that’s settled, let’s bury that theory forever, okay?

Full Thread Here

I honestly hate that theory. Thank goodness they’re not going that direction.

And where the fuck did that assumption even come from? Y'all need to keep your fanfictions separate from the actual show.

[sportsandlaughs]

[aunti-christ-ine]

DNA proof, anyone?

I realize that Justin Theroux is a very loyal husband . . . but this photo comparison still blows my mind.

At the very least:

[troublemaker4187sworld]

Richard Ramirez’s Paternity Test 😳🤦🏻‍♀️😂 Ppl will go to extremes, Faking a paternity test….🤷🏻‍♀️

[mythoughtdumps]

ANIME/MANGA

I MISS MY MANZ including! :

• SHISUI

• NEJI

• ITACHI

• JIRAIYA

• MINATO

• OBITO

• ASUMA

• HAKU (he was too pretty to die😔)

anddddd tobirama along with hashirama

🙁🙁 THEY JS HAD TO KILL OFF THE HOTTEST CHARACTERS 😞

R.I.P. 💔🙏🏼

THOUGHTS

like if I had the choice to bring one back I’d kms and live happily ever after with all these fine ass men wether they live in heaven or not 😭

id probably be as delusional as obito when rin died cs like mf never let it go like hello??? A whole ass war cs ur girl died??I need me a man like him

If y’all haven’t noticed I’m kinda touch-starved (idk ab kinda but we’ll keep it on the safe side)

Itachi and Shisui, my poor babies I love you guys so much don’t you ever forget it. Bye cs I remember in that one scene when sasuke is like running jumping thinging?? And he sees itachi reanimated or something and he’s like “i will always love you”? It had me dead cs like first of all, if it were up to my siblings to say that i think they’d js be like “it is what it is” 😭 SECOND of all, I was crying so hard like I actually couldn’t breathe but then I started laughing cs it reminded me of La Rosa De Guadalupe 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️ like okay period slay queen

Throw back to when every hokage was getting reanimated and hashirama was like “who the hell are you?” And minato says “ the fourth hokage sir”… I nearly choked and died cs that man had absolutely no reason to sound like that 😁!

[liluglydudefromdetroit]

Filling in a family tree can be fun. Getting ancestry DNA test results can be exciting! Finding new cousins and shit could be lit!

...right up until you get a match for a grand parent but that mf ain't the grandparent you've known your whole life...nor the father you mother knew her whole life. Shit suddenly ain't fun no more🤣. Who gone be the one to tell grandma we caught her sneak dicking ass 60 years later?😭 Worst part is the old nigga whose biologically my grandfather KNEW THE WHOLE TIME! Loving his first born child from a distance, so much so that he had pictures of me as a child at my grandma's crib (he still lives in the same area!).

I'm pissed! I'm hurt. I'm confused. I'm insulted. I feel horrible for the old man knowing now all he wanted was to be with his daughter but he couldn't cuz his BM had a whole husband returning from war. I feel worse for my grandfather if he didn't know the truth. My mom didn't even know until I told her.

Worst part is it's huge news and my mom like "damn that's crazy, anyway how's your family?" Am I trippin to be mad at everybody for not giving a fuck?

[awanderinghempstock]

When the guy you thought was your father is in fact, not your father. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[tattoorue]

[jess-21990]

Yea Joseph!!! Get him You can't tell him what to do you ain't his real Dad! xD

[wickedentropy]

Maury Poppins...

[askdarkwingduck]

Rumor has to it that Jim sterling is gosalyn’s real father

Is that true

WHAT!! WHERE WOULD YOU GET THAT FROM! Gosalyn knows what her parents looked like before they died! Jim is not Gosalyn's father! I can 100% assure you!!