#you chose to have that kid

[baby-tini]

Oml you are literally such a queen for your responses to that mom

Some parents shouldn't have kids in general if they're gonna come at ppl because THEY gave their CHILD unsupervised access to the internet.

(Also, your kids are adorable. Clearly you are raising them right 😌)

OMG stoppp you're making me blush 😭 (don't stop I'm a whore for compliments-)

Exactly though, either take social media away or monitor it better, idk what to tell this woman 😮‍💨 I'm not at fault because your kid is breaking, NO MINORS 18+ boundaries... like it's not my fault your kid don't listen to you 😒

Also thank you sm 😭 being a single mom is hard 😩

[nerdpoe]

Dani knows her options as a homeless runaway are limited. So, sometimes, she likes to leave it. The entire planet, that is.

She likes exploring space. There's so many alien cultures, and as a ghost she can travel very fast. After all, why would a ghost need to obey the laws of physics or thermodynamics?

Small problem though.

She came across a spaceship full of weird goods. It apparently belonged to some merchants, and she was having a little fun digging through their stuff. She didn't know what half of it was, but it looked cool!

The problem happened when she phased through a really weird, super reinforced crate; and found slaves.

Naturally, she freed them. Since none of them had any real combat training, she led the charge to take over the ship and kick the merchant slavers out.

Things...spitballed.

She accidentally got labeled as a Space Pirate, and is wanted by the Lantern Corp.

So why not live up to it?

While Danny and Dan get their educations and do boring hero and everyday life stuff, Dani become one of the most notorious pirates in space. She targets merchant ships and checks for slaves, and if there are any she forces the merchants out in the emergency exit pods and steals their ship.

It's gotten to the point where in just three years, she has a fleet.

She just wears a helmet so that Vlad or Danny or Dan or the GIW doesn't get any ideas and try to hunt her.

Then she gets word about a huge attack on Earth.

And, well...she's from Earth. She may be a wanted criminal, but she isn't about to forget where she came from!

She routes her fleet behind the enemy and launches a surprise attack. She has her people choose their favorite Earth hero and wear their symbol, so that Earth knows who to shoot at and who's trying to help.

Because of the magic users she knows the Justice League has, she can't go ghost around the magicky ones or they'll mess up her groove.

She grabs the heroes, escorts them to the Watchtower, gets in a fight, and is forced to remove her helmet.

The heroes manage to finally activate Earth's defense system.

Meanwhile, Dani finds herself face to face with a Green Lantern, who did have his ring aimed at her, but it's starting to dip to the floor.

"...You can't be older than fifteen. You're a kid?"

"You're...one of Bruce's kids?" Superman asks, voice strained.

Dani decides she doesn't want to deal with this.

Dani drops a smoke bomb/flashbang and books it; she has a ship to get back to.

[ewwww-what]

friendship so strong it grants you a sixth level spell slot. I have words to say.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[larphis]

Holy fucking shit you guys I’m probably not the first one who picked up on this since the OFMD fandom is big but I’m literally one second away from crying my heart out right now and I haven’t heard anyone talk about this before.

Stede accepting his feelings for Ed and Ed cutting off his feelings for Stede share the same background track.

But not only that: The scenes literally transition into each other if you cut them together because the soundtrack connects them.

[bproccoli]

can you change the ending?

[spacedace]

Jason Todd and Jazz Fenton were both "a joy to have in class" kids and no I do not feel like I need to elaborate.

[erytherion]

Reading the webtoon and…

Does this imply that Kim Dokja also tried to write a questionnaire for her to fill in since she wouldn’t speak to him, that either he 1) never gave her in the end (especially if he couldn’t find her after she was released) or 2) gave it to her and she STILL refused to answer?

Because that is so so so so awful. It was already bad but if he tried so many ways to get her to speak and she still gave him no response, regardless of her reasoning… isn’t that still directly choosing to cut herself fully out of his life? Why in the hell did she lie for his sake and allow him to visit her if she wanted to never speak to him again?

I know everyone claims Kim Dokja is just like her in sacrificing himself for loved ones, but at least he tries his best to stay with them and to keep them in his life. He still chooses sacrifice, but it’s not because he intends to never return. He always returns (even if much later than planned).

The only time this differs is with 51%, when he STILL tried his best to stay with them - at least as much as he could.

I sometimes like Lee Sookyung, but I am mostly still SO mad at her for completely ignoring her child since he was 8 years old. Especially when he must have looked like shit any number of times from being mistreated and bullied by family, friends, army, employers.

But maybe that’s just the fragment in me being eternally pissed with her. She DOES love him, but like he says in the webtoon in this chapter - maybe such truths are painful enough to be false anyways, because they’re just SUCH bullshit. That’s not how affection should work, if you actually care about someone and want them to be happy.

[rooolt]

Fucking ENOUGH “normal is actually the chosen one bc of the fucked up oak family” bullshit. Normal is actually the chosen one because normal chose to care

[loversgothic]

one more, this ones much shorter but i thought it was cute ^_^

this part of the song is originally intended to be a duet but i like to think its singing for gabriel... (however you can imagine it singing to anyone you like :] ) i do wish i could make them duet though.

[kicktwine]

the urge to just grab both twins’ heads and make absolutely sure they know how good they are they’re so good you’re so so good !! you’re such good kids!! you’re so good you’re so good!! is getting a little too strong to handle over here

[brucewaynehater101]

Whether or not Bruce should kill the Joker is a debate we can have for ages. However, let me raise you: Why can't Bruce just not 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 Joker?

There's plenty of people in the world that need to be saved and loads of tasks Batman could be distracted with at a time he knows Joker is going to be killed. If the Joker so happens to die when he's saving someone else, that'll just be another person he didn't save. Sucks, but what can you do? Should he have let this other person die? There's already so much suffering and death in the world that, even knowing about, he doesn't have the capabilities and time to prevent. He can only have so much on his plate at a time.

Hell, he could go on a space JL mission during a planned attack. He doesn't need to kill Joker, but he certainly doesn't need to prioritize that clown's safety either.

[toji-bunny-girl]

[jikimo-world]

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"Please save him from what I could do to him"

[front-facing-pokemon]

[thevioletcaptain]

I know the ask is about ships but could you make a non ship one with Dean and Carlos from the Winchesters? I can't think of an exact thing for Dean to say, but the first sentence can be what Dean would say for their first meeting. Thank you if you can (*^‿^*)

"I like your hair," Dean says, staring up from where he's clinging to the bottom of Mary's winter coat, and Carlos grins wide when he adds, with all the breathless gravity of a four year old eager to impress their opinions upon a new friend; "It's swooshy and it's pretty like Mommy's hair, and your-- your beads are pretty and shiny and shiny is my favorite color."

"Swooshy and pretty and shiny is exactly what I was going for, so thank you, little buddy."

Even with almost six years between now and the last time he'd seen Mary, Carlos is relieved to find that they still have a good sense of one-another -- can still communicate silently, swiftly, like they used to when it was life or death. He meets her eye, and her face softens, and understanding passes between them before he slides one of his lucky beaded bracelets -- the bloodstone one -- free.

Dean's eyes light up when he takes it.

When he smiles, he looks just like his mother.

[for this askbox game if anyone else wants to send me a prompt]