#you had your chance and you blew it

[willfrominternet]

re: @staff's latest update to tumblr's paid plan... y'all missed a "golden" opportunity... if you know what i mean...

[arlathvhenan]

Atomic jitters. Phhhhft yeah ok Boomers.

You think you guys had a rough time what with your thriving economy, reasonable cost of living, and bountiful job market?

Millennials, Zooms, and whatever the heck were calling the one after that—oh boy we WISH it stopped with Atomic jitters.

Let’s see we’ve got…

plagues

a decimated economy

an increasingly hostile job market

government approved conspiracy nut jobs inciting domestic terrorism

skyrocketing cost of living

skyrocketing cost of education

wages that can’t cover the cost of either no matter how hard we work

influencers shilling scamcoin and other garbage to children

AI paranoia

criminally sadistic cops that roll through communities in tanks and battle gear like fucking Mad Max villains

Asshole public officials who go on social media to start shit with other world leaders

Shitty healthcare

Shitty infrastructure

Actual fucking Nazis just doing their fucked up thing out in the open

Most if our ‘leaders’ are openly perverts, rapists, racists, and cowards

Our world is dying but I guess fat old white guys being able to afford their fifth yatch is more important than the future of our entire species

Terminally stupid rich people pissing away millions of dollars just to blow up rocket ships, get bullied on Twitter, and fucking implode themselves on DIY submarines

Corporations that are so openly evil they may as well be Resident Evil villains

Encroaching dystopia

Fucking genocide

Disgusting and persistent failures of the shit show we call a justice system

Actual domestic traitors who sold out their own country for a buck and went on to face zero consequences, one of whom was the fucking president at the time

Our lives are empty

Our communities are dying

AND we also got us a new Cold War so you can bet we’ve got those Atomic Jitters, too.

And this stuff isn’t just happening in the background. It’s in our faces. Constantly. Every day. And for some of us it’s been like that since birth. You guys fucked up our world, fucked up our home, fucked up our brains, and fucked up our economy.

TLDR; Fuck you, Boomers. We’re tired of your shit.

[howifeltabouthim]

All Mr. Fitzhoward's friends and all his enemies knew that he had had his chance, and that he had thrown it away.

Anthony Trollope, from Can You Forgive Her?

[autistic-bashir]

remembering lore never got the redemption arc he deserved

[yokai-girlie]

i swear to GOD if this manga ends without Aizawa and Yamada getting their Shirakumo closure AND WITHOUT Aizawa keeping Eri then Shigaraki won’t be the only one with the goal to destroy everything

[see-arcane]

Dracula: I'm a dominant man whose hand is as strong as steel

Jonathan: Pass

Quincey: I'm a dominant man whose hand is as strong as steel

Joanthan: *grabs it*

(the secret is one of them wasn't a creep to him)

Dracula: Hm. Sounds fake. I will continue to be as intrusive and controlling as possible, it'll grow on him

Jonathan proceeds to be charmed by and engage in a ~warrior bond~ with Quincey, tag teams him in slaying Dracula in his dirt box: 🔪

Dracula: -surprised undead Pikachu face-

[thecruellestmonth]

Yo, Bat-family comic loreheads. Has Jason ever been shown "whining" or otherwise talking to the Batfam about how he woke up buried alive in his grave?

Other than that time in Nightwing 1996 when he had his Nightwing suit and was in decent physical condition—was there a time when Dick had to dig his way out of his own grave? With his bare fingers? What was his physical and mental condition afterwards?

I'm sure it sucked, and he deserves compassion without his experience being compared to others—but was it so bad that he'd smugly mock Jason for selfishly whining about his own trivial experience?

An inquiring mind would like to know.

[gravitasmalfunction]

(Snowfall spoilers for ep 15 onwards)

The IRONY of Loser Li's living nightmare and mental torment (he killed Vamp Daddy's gf! Such a heinous wrong that Vamp Daddy will surely hunt him down in the middle of the night to pin him to the bed and suck and fuck him up for revenge!) versus the even worse reality for Loser Li that Vamp Daddy and newly-vamped Mi Lan are starting their new life of domestic bliss together, alive and thriving, and not even thinking of him at all.

[marklikely]

[gameguy20100]

Anon thinks that Chloe defenders need to accept that antogonists aren't always likable.

Not every villian is gonna be a Zuko or an Azula

Chloe is the chatacter you hate for being a bitch and nothing else

Only difference between Chloe and another character that is hated for being a bitch like Regina George is that she was iconic for being a bitchy person.

Chloe is just a bitch

Not just that.

Recognise that just because you want a show to go one way, doesn't mean it has too.

OK fine, you wanted a redemption arc for Chloe, the writers didn't. Their show, their rules. You can critise that sure, but don't be so entitled and demand someone make what YOU want.

[boo-cool-robot]

since u been gone by kelly clarkson is an orthibex song

[blastdamage]

dunno why my ex feels the need to ruin my day with random fucking messages in the middle of the night pretending to miss me

[niceboyeds]

SO THERES NO!!!! GOOD REASON IN MAKE BELIEVING THAT WE!! COULD!! EVER!! EXIST!! AGAIN!!!! I CANT BE YOUR FRIEND!!! CANT BE YOUR LOVER!!! CANT BE THE REASON WE HOLD! BACK! EACH! OTHER! FROM FALLING IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! with somebody other than me :(

[bluestbee]

Silksong is dead to me I'm a fucking MIO head now

[valtsv]

"missed all of your vital organs" is such a scathing injury report if that happened to me i would never let the person who maimed me live it down. you had a 1 in 7 chance and more than 50% of my body's surface area to target and you fucking blew it. cope and seethe over my unperforated heart, lungs, brain, liver, kidneys, pancreas, small intestine and large intestine you fucking idiot. you incompetent fool.

[slvttyplum]

toji wasn’t a guy with patience; if he wanted something, he was going to ensure that’s what he got.

so whenever you moaned and complained about wanting to ride him, he let you, but only for a couple of seconds before he gripped your hips and started fucking into you himself.

he didn’t have time for the nonsense you were spouting. all he knew was that his dick was withering inside of you while you tried to pick a speed you wanted to go at.

toji rolls his eyes every five seconds as the grip on your hips gets tighter as you mumble to yourself, pick up your hips, and then shakily push them back down.

“toji stop! i got it.”

“no, the fuck you don’t.” he takes his hands and grabs your wrist as he pushes his hips up and pounds into you with no remorse, just a smirk on his face.

he didn’t care whether you were upset with him or not; you were taking way too long, and he just wanted to fuck you.

thats why he preferred for you to just lay pretty beneath him while he pounded into your tight cunt. something easy and enjoyable for the both of you.

when you noticed that he didn’t want you to ride him, you tried to be sneaky with it and just let him fuck into you, but then mindlessly turned him on his back.

he’ll smirk and laugh under his breath when he realizes he knows what you’re doing and watch your every move as you get nervous and try to hurry up and ride him, but... oops, you’re too slow.

toji flips you around and has you in doggy. before you could protest, the only thing that comes out of your mouth is whimpers and moans.

“fuck… there we go. you’re tightening around me. let’s keep it like this, hm?”

it’s not like he didn’t give you chance after chance to redeem yourself, because he did, but you blew it every single time.

he can’t say it wasn’t cute watching you stutter and stammer over your words and mumble to yourself as your hands are placed on his chest and you try to ride him.

the attempts were very cute, teasing in fact, but he couldn’t deal with it. your pussy was a water park; every time he put his hand or dick anywhere near it, it would drip, so imagine how he felt when his dick was inside your wet pussy and it just sat there with no stimulation.

“toji stop! i have it this time. just be patient.” that word irked him, because how more patient could he really be? one time he let you go on for ten minutes as you mindlessly bounced on his cock, and he couldn’t deal.

you didn’t have the aggression he had when it came to fucking. your touch was soft while his was rough, but the two opposites made for a fine outcome.

he came so many times inside of you that he lost count. so he wanted to have control, because that way, the both of you could cum back to back with no complications.