Romance movie poster by Scuderiaferrari; starring Charles and Carlos
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( AWWW I FEEL SO HONORED TO BE CONSIDERED ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE BLOGS ๐๐ you donโt understand the little scream I let out when I saw I was tagged /pos )
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And PLEASEEE I love your interpretation of Ithaqua v much, I hold him like he's my little blorbo HAISBSISJSI
I swear I sometimes stalk your blog because the anon interactions are so funny (although the amount of asks you have is honestly terrifying jfc), and also because I enjoy how some anons are like "lmao let me just constantly remind Ithaqua of his mom" BAHAHAHAHHAHA
I swear I enjoy seeing your blog around a teeny bit too much whoops
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No way is allttheselights or whatever it is writing a whole essay about someone calling Harry trans and spreading "misinformation" and basing gender on harmful stereotypes when... she's a blouie ? ๐ฉ Isn't she a cishet herself, so how does that make her any different lmao. As if her and her beehives fics weren't all based on nothing but stereotypes. All I'm gonna say is that those are some bold words coming from a blouie.
Off topic but I just found out she is the one who got upset over Louis manspreading in interviews like what ?? Is she honestly for real lmao.
Anyway you don't have to publish this, just didn't know where else to rant ๐
i haven't been keeping up with all of that outside of what a few oomfies have sent me but i think what was perhaps the most eye opening of her latest tirade is a) discovering multiple burner accounts which belong to her and b) just how many anons in my inbox from just a few weeks ago were actually her pretending to be trans or a solo harrie lmao
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I am just thinking of poor Stan feeling like you're out of his league! He's so much older than you, he has a criminal record, and all he is is a con man. He just doesn't undertaker how you look at him with so much love and adoration.
A/n: STOP I WANNA CRY ๐ฉ, poor Stan
It was obvious to everyone that you were out of his league. Well everyone but Mable thought he was, the 12 year old growing rather fond of the moment you said you liked her sweater.
He could practically hear her voice ringing in his ear.
'Everyone deserves love Grunkle Stan!'
But you two were far from being similar, you were rich, some distant repetitive of the Northwest and he conned people out of money, soft saps like you. He hated you, well he should have but he couldn't. Not with how kind you were.
Stan's heart couldn't help but race a little bit faster whenever he see's you defend Mable, couldn't help but love how you went along with whatever the two ideas the twins had cooked up. He really doesn't know when he fell for you since he tried to deny it for so long.
Maybe it was that little giggle you did during that whole Summerween fiasco when he stole that shit from the store or it could have been how you were the first person to side with him against that snot nose brat Gideon. Though it didn't matter really because it's not like he was going to mention it! Ever!
Well it would have been the case until Mable caught wind of it, he swore she was part bloodhound since he thought he hid his feelings so well.
But...if she hadn't stepped in then he'd never realize that you'd felt the same way.
Now that was something he could not wrap his head around, he felt like he had a heart attack when he found out because why? Why would you? How could you love him?
Stan was older than he was, he knew he wasn't some model but you were out of his league. You were younger than he was and beautiful, god's you were beautiful. He didn't know why....how you could ever look up at him with such love, such adoration because in his mind he doesn't deserve it.
He doesn't deserve you. Yet you stayed by his side through it all.
Through all the weird shit when you could have ran for the hills like most people in his life but you stayed, you stayed and that was something nobody could ever take from him.
You weren't blind to the looks, deaf to the whispers when people saw you and Stan out and about but it didn't matter to you. You were an adult, an adult that happened to be in their late 30's so his age was never an issue to you.
Sure he conned people, you saw that shit happen with your own eyes but it was the little things that nobody saw.
It was his insecurities, Stan thinking he's never enough, always believing he's living in someone's shadow.
It was how protective he was of Mable and Dipper, that he would do everything to keep them safe.
Not to mention how he looked during that whole zombie catastrophe, you never thought you'd seen something hotter than that.
No one saw how gentle he was with you, how he'd do his best to make you laugh with his corny jokes when you were upset, how he'd hold you when you'd two sit together then again you didn't care because know matter how much they talked, know matter how much they looked you would always love Stanly Pines.
Hovering from the door frame near the kitchen, Mable couldn't help but feel giddy. You had fallen asleep against Stan's chest, the man's arm wrapped protectively around your waist as he muttered in his sleep.
"Another match done!"
"Are you talking to yourself again?"
"Dipper shhhh! You'll wake them!"
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โฐโโค โ desire โข l.n c.l โ xi
part ten - part twelve
โช Charles hasn't paid much attention to you after your daughter was born but a certain Brit does.
โช charles finally realizes things between you and lando are in fact serious.
โช mom!reader x dad!Charles x lando
โช sorry this took so long :') charles needs professional help <3
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milliexoxo okay but my mom speaks italian
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norrizz NAH MISS ZOE LECLERC SIT DOWN IM NOT READY FOR YOU TO STAND
โณ yukisan HONESTLY WHATS NEXT WALKING?!
bott_ass HAVE Y'ALL NOT SEEN MILS LATEST VLOG SHE DOES WALK ALREADY
norrizz NAH SEDATE ME IM NOT READY FOR THIS
norry4 Y'ALL FORGOT ITS HER 1ST BIRTHDAY IN LIKE 2 WEEKS?!
landoscar look at mom and dad :(
julieeeexo refuse to believe that's zoรซ, why is she growing so fast?!
carlandooo carlos and zoรซ?! ๐ฅบ
โณ sharl16 charles punching air rn ๐
charliecharlie aw I'm becoming the biggest y/nlando shipper ๐ฉ
logansargeant love the new haircut. ๐ฅ
โณ hamilt44n asjklmsks arianna what are you doing here?!
grussell63 @.y/nusername help your kid out ๐ญ
landonorizzzz pls @.y/nusername adopt logan as well ๐ญ
landofourr wait is this considered a y/nlando hard launch?
โณ chilisainz girl they don't need a hard launch, it's so obvious with everything they do ๐
versainz155 carlos casually hanging out with lando and his little family is what I'm living for <3
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charles_leclerc replied to your story
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Where's zoรซ?
y/nusername
with millie
charles_leclerc
What hotel are you staying in?
y/nusername
we rented a place, zoรซ is not stuck in a hotel room if that's what you're hinting at, she's able to crawl and walk around all she want.
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You go on a lot of dates with lando and leave zoรซ with someone else
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you're joking, right?
you're becoming a real asshole, Charles
get a grip
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y/nusername quando in Italia ๐ง ๐ (when in italy)
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norry4 not the bucket hat, my girl has been hanging around with lando to much ๐ฉ
milliexoxo I told y'all my mom speaks Italian
โณ charlesgirlies your 'mom' speaks Italian because her baby daddy is half italian
oscarpastry charles is not half Italian ๐
charlesgirlies girl, he is in spirit lmao
bobnorriz lando and zoรซ content y'all ๐ฅฐ
norstappen not really sure if I like the fact zoรซ is walking but okay..rude :(
el645 when are you going to admit you cheated on charles?
โณ hamilt44n oh god the stalker made its way to insta ๐
yukisan when is charles going to admit he cheated on y/n?
el645 aren't yall curious why they broke up?
charlescharles dude we don't need to know why they broke up? ๐คก
landonorris been cooking with my best friend ๐
โณ hamiltonh SHUT UP ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ญ
milliexoxo close to turning a year and still a better cook than you
bott_ass girl you're never going to get along with your stepdad if you keep bullying him like this
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๐ Nice, France
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y/nusername a year ago the tiniest little girl changed my life for the better, happy 1st birthday to our silly little bear โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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bott_ass happy birthday zoรซ!
maxfewtrell happy 1st birthday to my best friend โค๏ธ
riabish happy birthday pretty girl! ๐๐
logansargeant happy 1st birthday zoรซ!
โณ hamilt44n I love this, I hope y/n adopted Logan ๐ฅบ
milliexoxo my silly little girlfriend, hope you have the happiest of birthdays! <3
carlossainz55 happy birthday to the funniest girl โค๏ธ
norrizz this girlie is so loved ๐ญ happy b-day little princess! ๐
el645 funny for someone who didn't want a kid in the first place
โณ chilisainz Noelle get your ass out of here
norry4 man's must be blind, this woman LOVES her daughter
lando happy birthday to our little bear ๐ป
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landonorris โค๏ธโค๏ธ
yukisan everyday I come on this app and cry :(
charles16 Monaco gp week? Nah, it's been Zoรซ her week โค๏ธ
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y/nusername the bestest company. <3
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yukisan Logan had been officially adopted ๐ญ
โณ grussell63 and Liam & his girlfriend?! ๐ญ
lewisham Liam and y/n gave little brother big sister vibes back when Liam took dr3 his seat for a while, I'm not surprised!
norrizz I don't think y'all realize y/n started socialising way more after she left charles, I wonder with who she's hanging out with ๐
landoscar lando and oscar content thank you queen!!!!
norry4 mom and dad with their kids <3
chilisainz wonder where the die hard y/ncharles shippers are right now..
โณ yukisan probably still skipping around in delululand
mcnorris lads, she's still dating charles, lando and y/n are just friends...duh ๐คช
yukisan if that's what it's like to have lando as just a friend, can I have him as a friend as well ๐ญ
lawsonbaby LIAM?! CANT WAIT TO SEE THE VLOG
carlando they're insta official ๐ฅบ
maxfewtrell cute but where am I?
โณ milliexoxo this post is meant for the cute people..
landonorris and yet you're in it..
milliexoxo ๐ฒ
y/nusername contrary to popular beliefs, I'm actually nice and didn't want to turn you into another meme
maxfewtrell I appreciate that, thanks mate โค๏ธ
nortrell MATE?! Best buds these two ๐ญ
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Desire taglist; @fangirl-dot-cm @sainzluvrr @writingworlds @chezmardybum @lewisvinga @xjval @fanficweasley @rockyhayzkid @aundercover @thecubanator2 @minchedchilli @crimeshowjunkie @alisoncasey21 @eeviepepi08 @shamelesspotatos @sleepybrokenmelle @leireggsworld @janeholt3 @iamahalicinationn @dessxoxsworld @kapsylia @22yuki @dark-night-sky-99 @sheslikeacurse @nerdreader
Everything taglist; @thomaslefteyebrow @hopefulinlove @smoothopz @softboystarkey @honethatty12 @cixrosie @parkersmjs @ireadthensuetheauthors @celestialams @be-your-coffee-pot @heli991113 @kodzuvk @reality-is-a-con @80sloverry @bibissparkles @myescapefromthislife @lanando4 @elliegrey2803 @ravisinghs-wife @harrysdimple05 @minkyungseokie @pretty-little-bunny382728 @thatgirlthatreadswattpad @severewobblerlightdragon @cherry-piee @namgification @mycenterfold @devineendevers @celestialend
Lando taglist: @beatricemiruna @simp-for-fictional-people @landossainz @christianpulisic10 @bored-brunette2 @i83andrew @mcmuppet @justdreamersdream
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celebrations are in order | m.v.
social media au
synopsis: in which you make the most of his third wdc
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yourusername feels so good being back at the paddock
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maxverstappen1 out of all the pictures you took of me...
yourusername i love these
maxverstappen1 of course you do
redbullracing Glad to have you back, Y/N!
francisca.cgomes MY WIFE BACK IN THE PADDOCK โค๏ธโค๏ธ
yourusername i missed you sooooooo much !!! โค๏ธโค๏ธ
lilymhe GIRL LUNCH !!!!!!
user1 THE PEOPLE'S WAG IS BACK IN THE PADDOCK
user2 all is well when Y/N is in the garage๐ฉ๐ฉ
alex_albon max will finally be in a good mood
maxverstappen1 i can read these, you know
yourusername that's why i'm here. we're all tired of moody max๐
maxverstappen1 I CAN READ THESE
user3 our good luck charm has arrived โค๏ธโค๏ธ
user4 like he needs a good luck charm to dominate the entire grid๐ฅฒ
landonorris what took you so long?
yourusername some people have a life, you know?
landonorris not when you're involved in f1 they don't
yourusername you're lucky i like you, otherwise you would have received a rant ๐
maxverstappen1 i've received one. trust me mate, you don't want to be on the receiving end
yourbff still sad you didn't take me with you ๐
yourusername you are literally on the other side of the globeโ๏ธ
yourbff i don't see your point
yourusername maxverstappen1 help me out here
maxverstappen1 i'm not getting between you two again
user5 Y/N, do you think Max will win the championship after this race?
yourusername i am keeping my fingers crossed, he has had an incredible season and i think he's going to do everything in his power to end it on a high๐ซถ๐ป
user4 so well said
user6 Y/N being there for his Championship title win >>>>
user7 i want a relationship like theirs:(((((
user8 if they ever break up, i'm going to stop believing in love๐ญ
charles_leclerc it's nice to have you back, y/n. haven't seen you in a while
yourusername it feels so good to be back. life has been kicking my ass but I'M BACK BITCHES
carlossainz55 FORZA FERRARI
yourusername wow, too much dude...
charles_leclerc ...
maxverstappen1 ...
carlossainz55 ...sorry...
victoriaverstappen i've missed you so much!!!! so glad to have you back, the boys are excited to see auntie Y/N!!โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
yourusername i can't wait to see my favorite little munchkins โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
maxverstappen1 what about me?
yourusername iโm sorry, babe. you canโt compete with lio and luka for this one
victoriaverstappen you could never compete with them
maxverstappen1 wow, betrayed by my own blood..
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maxverstappen1 I cannot thank everyone enough. Being on this journey, achieving what we have achieved together this season has been incredible. A massive thank you to the team and for everything they do for us, a shoutout to my family for always supporting me and a special thanks to my Y/N. I couldn't have done any of this without you, I love you.โค๏ธ
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yourusername watching you race and do what you love is my favorite thing. i'm proud of you beyond words and i can't wait to see what you do in the future. i love you so muchโค๏ธ๐ซถ๐ป
maxverstappen1 thank you for being you๐ฉต
redbullracing You are one of a kind, Max. Seeing you go down in history books right before our eyes is the biggest privilege. Let's finish the season on a high together and look forward to next year!๐
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landonorris well done, mate. the y/n effect was obvious
maxverstappen1 thanks mate
yourusername you're just jealous i didn't cheer you on as loudly
landonorris i'm deeply hurt, actually
maxverstappen1 dude, get your own cheerleader and stop trying to steal mine
yourusername boys, donโt worry, you know i support everyone almost equally
landonorris almost?
yourusername iโll always be a redbull girlie at heart
schecoperez let's go!!!
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user1 he did it for Y/N i'm sobbing๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
user2 UNSTOPPABLE MAX STRIKES ONCE AGAIN๐ซถ๐ป๐ซถ๐ป๐ซถ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐ฉต
user3 the tribute to Y/N had me in tears >>>>>>>>>>>
user4 they are such a power couple๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐
user5 the season was boring, max is taking all the fun out of the sport by winning all the damn time๐
yourusername he deserves every single win that he gets, he's good. if you believe the sport is boring, don't watch it. stop hating on drivers just because they are successful, you have no idea what it's like to be in their shoes
user2 PERIOD๐๐๐
user1 QUEEN ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS๐ธ๐ซถ๐ป
user3 YOU TELL THEM Y/N
victoriaverstappen we're so proud of you, Max. you're truly one of a kind๐ฉต
maxverstappen1 i love you guysโค๏ธ
yourusername you guys are making me cry๐ญ๐ญ
maxverstappen1 baby, you literally just stopped crying a minute ago
yourusername I CANโT HELP IT OKAYโ๏ธโ๏ธ
alex_albon max once again making all of us look bad
maxverstappen1 iโm sorry man
yourusername you donโt need his help for that
alex_albon ouch
user9 BABABAHAHQHQHQHQ Y/N WAS SUCH A SAVAGE FOR THIS HAHAHAHA
georgerussell63 party tonight?
maxverstappen1 you know it
yourusername brave yourselves
christianhorner always a pleasure watching you work your magic, Max ๐
maxverstappen1 thank you, christian. your support means very much to me
yourusername awww, youโre like father and son๐ฅน๐ฅน
christianhorner we might as well just adopt him
gerihalliwellhorner 2 kids isnโt enough for you?
christianhorner no
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yourusername words cannot begin to describe the pride i feel when i look at this man. Max, the things you have achieved have completely made me fall in love with you all over again. your dedication, your talent and your craft are a delight to experience and i can't be more grateful to be the one you share life with. i'm looking forward to seeing what the future has in store for you, and know that i'll be with you every single step of the way. i love you, my world championโค๏ธ
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maxverstappen1 forever grateful that you exist in my lifeโค๏ธi donโt know what i did to deserve you
yourusername youโre gonna make me cry again๐ญโค๏ธ
maxverstappen1 please donโt
yourusername too late
francisca.cgomes i have never seen you cry so much, it made me cry with you ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโค๏ธ
yourusername i love you โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐ญ๐ญ
pierregasly what..?
maxverstappen1 donโt even ask
yourusername YOU WOULDNโT UNDERSTAND ๐ญ
francisca.cgomes DONโT JUDGE US ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
yoursister the entire family is sending Max the biggest congratulations !!! we canโt wait to see both of you to celebrate properly โค๏ธโค๏ธ
yourusername โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธwe miss you guys
maxverstappen1 thank you very much !!! looking forward to celebrating with the in-laws โค๏ธ
landonorris when did you become the simp in the relationship?
yourusername donโt you have better things to do?
landonorris not really
maxverstappen1 you should get a hobby
landonorris annoying your girlfriend is my favorite hobby๐คญ๐คญ
oscarpiastri do i have to come to the party? ๐ซฃ
yourusername yes
maxverstappen1 only if you want to, weโre getting shitfaced either way
oscarpiastri so i can not come? ๐ฅน
yourusername youโre coming, end of story.
user1 Y/N dragging Oscar to Maxโs party is the most Y/N thing ever ๐๐
user2 poor Oscar must be regretting his life choices right about now ๐
oscarpiastri i am (please send help)
user1 BABAHQHQH OSCAH๐ญ๐ญ
user3 you can tell how much she loves him ๐ญโค๏ธโค๏ธ
user4 iโm 100% positive Max couldnโt have achieved all of this without Y/N
user5 why? she didnโt do anything to help him at all
user4 itโs not all about performance on the track, a lot of factors go into it. sheโs been supporting him for a very long time and that means a lot for someone with a lifestyle like his
user3 exactly, every driver needs someone to help them disconnect from the chaos that follows them all year round during the season
alex_albon youโre such a simp
georgerussell63 simp
charles_leclerc simp
landonorris simp
oacarpiastri simp
maxfewtrell simp
yourusername MAX????
maxverstappen1 โฆ
yourbff your boyfriend is a beast
yourusername i know ๐คญ that he is, in more ways than one
maxverstappen1 you know it ๐๐
yourbff HORNY ASSES
lilymhe canโt wait to get drunk and celebrate tonight!!
yourusername you and me both girl ๐
maxverstappen1 me three
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maxverstappen1 safe to say i remember nothing from last night
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yourusername it might be for the best
maxverstappen1 was i that bad?
yourusername no... ๐ค
landonorris damn right you don't
maxverstappen1 what is that supposed to mean?
landonorris you downed a whole bottle of tequila in less than half an hour. by yourself.
yourusername while taking sips from my drink as well
maxverstappen1 i was thirsty, ok?
oscarpiastri i am never drinking with you again๐ฉ
maxverstappen1 what did i do?
yourusername you wanted to undress him in front of the whole club and have him play limbo with you naked
oscarpiastri you didn't have to give the details...
maxverstappen1 i would've loved to see it either way
yourusername MAX!! LEAVE OSCAR ALONE
maxverstappen1 fine...๐
oscarpiastri thank you Y/N๐
georgerussell63 my liver hates you right now
maxverstappen1 don't blame me, it's not like i poured alcohol down your throat
yourusername you did
maxverstappen1 oh..
user1 these comments are just confirming what a party animal Max is and i'm here for it ๐คฃ๐คฃ
user2 y/n sounds so done hahahah๐ญ๐ญ
alex_albon i have no words left
maxverstappen1 i'm sorry for whatever i have done to you
alex_albon we vowed never to speak of it
yourusername this discussion is over
redbullracing sigh... giving us a run for our money, aren't you? ๐
maxverstappen1 i like keeping you guys entertained
redbullracing very kind of you. don't do it again ๐
user3 did y/n not drink?
yourusername i did, but i was relatively sober so i could keep an eye on everyone haha
yourusername i love you <3 even when you're drunk and unhinged
maxverstappen1 i love you too, thank you for taking care of me โค๏ธ
user4 y/n taking care of max >>>>>>>>
user5 i love them. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโค๏ธ
charles_leclerc great singing on your part
yourusername i thought we agreed we weren't gonna mention the singing...
maxverstappen1 I SANG????????????
charles_leclerc oh yes, very loudly so
maxverstappen1 yourusername never let me drink again
yourusername i couldn't stop you if i wanted to
maxverstappen1 damn.. wild night, hehe
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since you want requests!!! Connieโs a fucking hoe, always cheating/ got bitches in his phone. But when y/n do something she gets fucked UPP๐ฉ
figures. connie s. 2k.
cw๐ cheating, fingering, choking, dirty-talk, squirting, multiple orgasms . . . connie springer is a fucking asshole and youโre stupid. minors shoo!
everyone referred to connie springer as the college campus โplayboyโ. even connie welcomed this label openly and confidently. he wrapped before he tapped, and that was all that mattered. he wasnโt ashamed that he liked to mess around, no harm no foul in his eyes.
the college buzzed with gossip when heโd revealed he had a girlfriend.people thought you were an airhead for dating someone of his status,little did you realize theyโd been right.
youโd transferred colleges mid-semester because you found your original one lacked basic principles and adequacy. not to mention the professors seemed to resent their jobs and took it out on the students.
on your first day at the new college, you were completely lost. the campus was enormous, easily twice the size of your old one, with room to spare. despite receiving a layout of the school, you continued to get confused and turned around. your frustration had grew as your social anxiety spiked.
a man came up to help you, surprising you. you couldnโt deny how cute he wasโwith his athletic build, short sandy buzzcut, pretty smile, and the most enchanting eyes you'd ever seen. they were hazel, a mixture of green and brown speckled with gold.
โyou seem a little lost,you must be new?โ connie questioned, a warm smile on his face. heโd stood so close that his cologne had been practically smothering.
youโd laughed softly,shifting your book-bag on your shoulder.
โthat obvious,huh?"
connie had nudged you playfully with an inked arm and quipped, "just don't see pretty girls like you around here often.โ
you had felt your face burn at the compliment, looking down sheepishly at your white-painted toes.
โiโm connie by the wayโ
you smiled,โy/nโ
you wish you could rewind time to this exact moment and warn yourself to run away from connie springer as fast as you can. he had a way of making you feel important, but underneath it all, he was nothing more than a sex addict narcissist.
heโd decided to take the opportunity to talk to you when he saw you standing there with a quizzical look on your face. up close, you were even more beautiful with your curls that smelled like coconut swaying in the wind, smooth skin, two-tone plump lips lined in brown covered by a glossy top coat, soft eyelashes that shaped your eyes beautifully.
connie never intended to date you, but the more he spent time with you, the more his feelings grew. maybe it was the way your nose scrunched when you focused or your laugh that always made him smile. or perhaps it was your radiant smile that could light up a whole room.
after six months of talking and meeting almost daily, connie asked you to be his girlfriend. you said yes without hesitation, which later became your greatest regret.
the first time you realized connie was cheating on you, youโd slapped him right across his stupid fucking face with your ring, leaving blood dripping down his cheek.
โyou think youโre slick? unlock the phone cause settings isnโt texting you at three am!โ you seethed,you were in your bonnet and robe. youโd been laid up with connie in your dorm when his phone kept vibrating,and to your surprise he had the contact saved under โsettingsโ.
the fiery look in your eyes terrified connie who had never been hit by a woman. he unlocked the phone and sat on the bed, simultaneously pulling his shirt over his toned frame.
you laughed and warned, โyeah, you better put your clothes on because you're about to get your dumb ass out of here.โ
you looked through his phone and discovered his conversations with numerous girls that he had been hiding from you. he assured you that he hadnโt met with any of them, but you found it hard to trust his words. the sting of betrayal hit you deeply, and you cried into your pillow all night.
the initial three days following the breakup were extremely hard, and crying every ten minutes made it impossible for you to go to classes. missing connie amplified your agony.
connie, naturally, felt awful about hurting you. he tried to find you during his breaks between classes but kept missing you, assuming you were avoiding him. every glance at his scar in the mirror reminded him of his mistake.
you had already eaten half a box of snickers ice cream when your phone pinged.
it was connie.
you blocked his number, but he continued to text you from burner numbers, pestering you until you unblocked him. you foolishly chose to talk to him in his car and found yourself wedged between the headrest and the backseat while connie had rough sex with you.whispering sweet nothings and apologizing. with cunning precision, he prodded into your g-spot with that devil of his while asking you to take him back.
lost in the moment, you nodded your approval with a whiny โokayโ
despite everything, connie continued to cheat consistently. whenever you saw incriminating messages on his phone or caught him flirting, you'd leave him. heโd then flood your phone with calls until you agreed to meet him, where he would persuade you to take him back.
it was an endless cycle that you couldn't escape. even though you wanted to leave connie and never look back, your love for him remained strong, and he knew it. your friends called you a fool, and they were rightโyou felt incredibly foolish staying with a man who had proven unfaithful time and time again.
one night during a girls' get-together, sasha, one of your best friends, said, 'treat him the way he treats you. seriously, men cannot handle a taste of their own medicine!โ she threw you a knowing look while munching on a handful of Skittles.
โconnieโs ego is so damn big y/n.how do you tolerate him? itโs almost suffocating," annie,your other friend budged in.
โyeah,tell me about it,โ you responded with a scoff.
three weeks have passed since your last conversation with connie, and you find yourself lying in bed reflecting on sasha's words from the sleepover.
you never imagined conjuring up plans to cheat on your partner, never envisioned dropping to connie's level. an idea suddenly struck youโto send connie a text 'accidentally' inviting another boy over.
you wanna come over eren? me and connie are fighting right now, i could use some dick
eren jaeger was a boy from your english classes, you two had went on a date.you really liked him but you were still in love with connie, so not wanting to lead him on you broke things off after a month.
eren had grew furious as he struggled to comprehend why you kept allowing yourself to get hurt. you two had gotten into an heated argument and youโd stormed out of his car, never to talk to him again.
you pushed eren from your mind. it felt incredible to come at connie like this as you typed out your message. you were pretty sure he was balls deep in some other girl, so you didnโt expect your phone to buzz right away after sending it.
you couldn't deny that it was exciting to provoke connie like that, it felt good giving him a taste of his own medicine. to your surprise, twenty minutes later, he was standing outside, hammering on the door.
you considered opening it as your anxiety grew as you feared he might yank it off its hinges. his constant calls aggravated you and all this while he stood on the other side of the door.
youโd forgotten to turn your ringer off and he could hear the default iphone ringtones as he spammed your phone.
โy/n open this door. i know you're in there,youโre being mad childish.โ connie yelled,irritation evident in his tone.
you could barely believe his nerve for calling you childish, which made you scoff aloud.anger now pulsing through you, you yanked open the door ready to retaliate in words but were silenced when his lips collided forcefully with yours.
his kiss was so intense it left your lips feeling immediately tender; unable to control yourself, a whimpered sound left through your lips. his hand wrapped around your throat, other closing the door shut.
with connie's tight grip on you, one hand tangled in your hair and the other wrapped around your neck, you two walked backwards to your bed.
he had a look in his eyes you'd never seen before, and you felt a hungry tingling sensation in your clit for him.
you realized in that moment you were just as toxic as connie. here he was was choking you up, making you wet; his hands spreading your legs and moving your panties aside.
as he slid a finger into your wetness, you let out a pathetic moan.
"are you planning to sleep with jaeger behind my back?" he whispered sinisterly, and you stayed silent. you werenโt about to reveal that it was just a ruse, because his cheating ass deserved to feel exactly what you felt. because heโd make you feel like that for half a year.
โoh now you ainโt got nun to say? watch how i fuck this confession outta you.โ connie muttered,his hands cupping your thighs and placing you on the bed.
connie fucked you relentlessly that night, pounding into you with unbelievable speed. you couldn't keep track of how many times you climaxed and squirted, and despite your soreness, connie kept going without concern.
he choked, spanked, and demanded you to take all of him.
all you could was lay there and take it, heโd fucked your mouth,your ass, and now he was back in your quivering pussy.your voice was hoarse from moaning all night and all you could do was whimper and whine as he stroked your pussy.
you couldn't stand the way connie knew your body so well; with one touch, you would become immediately wet. he was aware of every position that made you orgasm fast,aware that if he licked your nipples youโd squirt, and even though you werenโt keen on anal, he made it enjoyable for you.
"whose pussy is this?" connie panted as he drove into you, his thumb tucked in your tight asshole.
"y-yours, connie," you moaned out in joy, tears streaming down your face as the sound of slaps filled the room. your eyes shut tightly, biting back a cry as connie employed a deep thrust.
"am i the only one who can fuck you like this?" he asked, scalp stinging as he forced your head back by your hair.
"yes,โ you whimpered.
โgood, donโt forget that mamas.โ
y/n girllllโฆyou weak in the knees.STAND UP.
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Toxic mattheo would get you so drunk at a party,amused at your babbling and keeping your eyes open,tapping your cheek as he makes you do another shot๐ค๐ค
(Theo might come and save the day)(idk)
Toxic Mattheo my beloved ๐ฉ๐
Oh yeah, he'd totally do that, and he wouldn't feel an ounce of shame for it. It wasn't like he was going to take advantage of you, of course! He just thinks it's easier when you're more relaxed and as a good boyfriend he has to make sure you have fun and live your fullest life ๐
It's slow and steady progress that starts out with him just handing you a small shot. "Come on, princess, have some fun." He smiles, forcing the small drink into your hand, not caring about your obvious concern.ย Then after he gets you to drink that he would drag you to a corner simply to talk and flirt, making sure you felt comfortable with him, and let the drink sink into you before handing you another drink.ย
"Come on, princess, open up." He cooed, tapping your cheek and gesturing for you to tilt your chin up. It was almost funny how much of a light weight you were as he poured the alcohol into your mouth and tapped the bottom of your chin, closing your mouth and making sure you swallow.
By the end of the night, you're in his lap, completely drunk, and babbling about some book you've been reading while he pretends to listen. His friends can't help but coo and tease you, but it's not like you notice, and if you did, you were too wasted to care.ย
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no thoughts, just thigh riding sub kenji when he asks you to cuddle with him during a movie or something and he's all fidgety and doesn't know what to do with his hands :(( he'd probably make a mess hrgrghjskgka
your brain nonnie ๐ฉ
you're laying on top of him, head resting on his chest as you're both watching your favorite movie for the nth time. you feel him getting hard beneath you. if it wasn't obvious already he made it more obvious when he started squeezing your hips, hoping that you wouldn't catch on that.
but you do, and he knows so when you look at him with that knowing smile when you got up from his chest. you ask what got him so excited, and he just replies that your body feels nice against his with flushing cheeks.
the dialogues that you know all too well keep on playing on the background, but they're not as loud as kenji's whimpers as you jump on top of him, his pretty cock coming in and out of you, filling you up well.
flustered, he doesn't know what to do with his hands. he runs them along his face, feeling dizzy at how good your gummy walls feel around him, but then he moves them to his mouth, trying to shut down his embarrassing sounds. he sees the way your tits bounce right in front of him, and his hands twitch as he hesitates to reach for them. he ends up just resting them on your thighs, throwing his head back and closing his eyes as he enjoys the ride.
you bend down, hovering over him and whispering how cute he was against his lips before kissing him, guiding his hands to your ass before quicking your pace. he whines when you pull out and moans uncontrollably as long ropes of cum paint his stomach, making a mess on himself
you move to his side on the couch, a leg hooking over his as you cuddle him again and praise him for how good he did for you, showering his face with kisses
as he gets his breath back, he turns at you and looks into your eyes with a dizzy expression. you're surprised when he whispers "ride my face please" in a needy tone as he hugs you closer.
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another Y/n Verstappen x Lando smau
madmax.jpg Gelukkige Verjaardag, Y/n ๐ geniet van uw speciale dag! We've had our ups and downs but I'm overall happy that you're my little sister
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y/n_verstappen Thanks for always being there for me even when I drive you crazy ๐๐ฉท
username1 Lando influenced Max to make a jpg account, I'm dead ๐ญ
landonorris she's so lucky to have you as her brother
โณy/n_verstappen Excuse me?? Are you dating me or my brother?? What's up with the ass licking??
landonorris well you're a bit of a pain in the ass aren't you? max had to deal with you since you were born
y/n_verstappen If I'm such a pain in the ass how about I leave your ass alone
landonorris hey, he didn't have a choice, I chose my pain in the ass
y/n_verstappen You're on thin ice, Norris
username2 guys, mother and father are fighting on mother's birthday ๐ญ
username1 Nahhh, no worries, that's just how they are
y/n_verstappen True, we might be a little mean to each other but we're very much in love
landonorris I totally didn't force her to say this
lewishamilton Happy birthday to Y/n! ๐
โณusername3 Oh to have Lewis Hamilton wish me a happy birthday ๐ฉ one can dream
โณy/n_verstappen Thank you Lulu!๐
username3 AND she's calling THE Lewis Hamilton Lulu๐ญ
username4 Probably got that from Lando ๐
danielricciardo Time flies, huh?
โณy/n_verstappen It does ๐ญ Max and I went from me driving him insane to me watching him driving around in circles
danielricciardo I'm sure you still drive Max insane from time to time even these days๐
madmax.jpg That's absolutely correct
username5 Max having flashbacks of the day he found out his lil sis is dating Lando lmao
y/n_verstappen At least now he got used to that idea๐ญ
carlossainz55 Sending all the good vibes to Y/n, have a blast celebrating! ๐ฅณ๐ฅ๐
โณy/n_verstappen Thanks, Carlito!! ๐ซถ
carlossainz55 I still remember how back in the days Lando would complain to me about that huge crush he had on you
y/n_verstappen Ahhh, it was just a few years ago and yet so much has happened
landonorris and I still do have a crush on her wtf
y/n_verstappen That's literally so obvious โค๏ธ
carlossainz55 I didn't say you don't anymore, I was just saying it took you a few years to fianlly take some action
landonorris And look where it got me, it was worth the wait
francisca.cgomes Wishing you the happiest birthday Y/n! You were so adorable as a kid ๐ซถ
โณy/n_verstappen Am I not adorable anymore? โน๏ธ
francisca.cgomes You are! Just in a different way! You're a grown woman now
charles_leclerc Happy birthday to my favorite Verstappen
โณusername6 HE DID NOT
username7 HE DID...
โณy/n_verstappen And all this time I thought Max was your favorite
charles_leclerc His constant victories killed it a bit for me
madmax.jpg You're just salty you can't keep up
charles_leclerc Sorry? I got P2 last race, each time I'm closer to beating you
madmax.jpg Keep dreaming, mr 20secs behind
lando.jpg Happy birthday to the most amazing person in my life โค๏ธ you deserve all the happiness in the world, I'm so lucky to have you by my side. Cheers to you, my love โค๏ธ๐ฅ
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maxfewtrell She's the most amazing person in your life now? ๐
โณlando.jpg you're on the 2nd place let's say
โณy/n_verstappen Sorry not sorry <3
maxfewtrell Happy birthday by the way! Sending my best wishes
y/n_verstappen Thanks a lot ๐ซถ
username1 THE 5TH PIC
oscarpiastri Never expected to see Lando so in love
โณy/n_verstappen Honestly I don't think he expected that himself
oscarpiastri Happy birthday, thank you for taking care of Lando!
landonorris taking care of me?
oscarpiastri Yeah! You're so different now. I guess you're finally an adult. Which now is kind of weird that I'm saying this on Y/n's bday but whatever
username1 Awwwwhhhh mr I don't wanna mature I'm happy where I am has finally matured!
y/n_verstappen All I'm doing is trying to keep him from getting too silly, but thanks for the credit!
username2 I don't know if I wanna be her or wanna be WITH her
y/n_verstappen Petition for Max to let you win this weekend since it's MY BIRTHDAY @/maxverstappen1
โณmaxverstappen1 The day Lando wins I'm allowing you to get married
y/n_verstappen Pls just let him win this once
maxverstappen1 If he were fast enough he would've won
lando.jpg that's how you speak about your brother in law?
maxverstappen1 And I'd do it again
username3 I'm crying why are both Y/n and Max so aggressive
username4 That's just the Verstappen genes ๐คทโโ๏ธ
username5 Don't tell me Max saw pics nr 4, 5 and 6 and didn't say anything
โณy/n_verstappen He chose to ignore them ๐ better for him I guess
riabish You make such a great couple ๐ญ
โณy/n_verstappen I know right ๐ญ
riabish Anyway girls night when?
y/n_verstappen As soon as possible I guess?!?!
username6 Y/n is precious and needs to be protected at all cost
username7 I've never seen a man as in love with their gf as Lando is with Y/n
username8 She's so goofy I love her
username9 The best wag tbh, the rest is just stuck up bitches
โณy/n_verstappen EXCUSE ME?? They're all amazing women, if you hate on them don't call yourself my fan
username10 I saw Max's post and I waited for Lando to post, I am not disappointed ๐
georgerussell63 You're so in love mate
โณlando.jpg obviously, why wouldn't I be!
alex_albon You guys are a perfect couple
โณy/n_verstappen Noooo I love the vibe you and Lily have!! You're each other's wags
alex_albon I guess if you put it this way ๐
y/n_verstappen Both of my boys on the podium today!
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charles_leclerc And this time Lando didn't break Max's thropy ๐๐
โณcarlossainz55 That would be too risky now that he's dating his sister ๐
landonorris You promised Max would let me win โน๏ธ
โณy/n_verstappen I did not! You saw I had a talk with him but it didn't work out
francisca.cgomes Is that what you used your birthday wish for?
โณy/n_verstappen It just might be ๐คญ
username1 Should've used it for a Lando win ๐ญ
y/n_verstappen I guess nothing can stop Max ๐คทโโ๏ธ
username2 I love seeing them both getting along ๐ฅบ
username3 Let's go Lando Lando it's okay
โณusername4 Let's go Lando he is here to stay
username5 Let's go Lando he is one of us
y/n_verstappen He's racing like a lion shouldn't he be Dutch
username3 OMG Y/N FINISHING THE LYRICS
y/n_verstappen GIRL I love this song ๐ญ AND THE PODIUM SONG
username6 So happy to know Max isn't angry anymore ๐ญ
โณy/n_verstappen He's... Dealing with it. We're still not allowed too much PDA around him
username7 The way people chanted Lando when the Dutch national anthem was playing lmao
โณusername8 Am I delusional or was Max also mouthing the chant?
username7 HE WAS!! And Y/n in the crowd too!!
username8 Damn even the Verstappens are bored of their own anthem
username9 Y/n you looked stunning in the paddock this weekend!
โณy/n_verstappen Thank you I'm gonna blush ๐คญ
username10 So when are you getting married?
โณusername2 Max said when Lando wins, a podium is not a win ๐ญ
username10 That's a never I guess ๐ or at least not for as long as Max is in F1
username11 Y/n is a fangirl just like us
โณusername12 Hard to not be when your brother and your boyfriend are both F1 drivers
username13 I wonder if Lando has ever talked to Jos?
โณusername14 I don't think even Y/n is on speaking terms with Jos? She seems to avoid him
username5 Yeah, I've heard Jos tried to fix the relationship with his daughter but Y/n doesn't want it
username14 Queen behavior tbh
username12 Not really queen behavior. If not Jos, Max wouldn't win a single championship
username14 I'm sure abusing helped build up his career
username12 What abusing? Jos is a strict father, not a psycho
username14 "My father once stabbed a mechanic's hand with a fork ๐" and don't even get me started on Jos leaving Max alone at a gas station
alex_albon Look at the 5th photo!
โณcharles_leclerc They're so cute together aren't they?
landonorris I think you meant the 4th?
alex_albon Nope ๐ pretty sure I meant the 5th
y/n_verstappen Lando and Max together are precious ๐ซถ
username15 now... do we call them Maxando or Lax?
โณy/n_verstappen I vote for Maxando๐๏ธ
landonorris yeah lol Lax sounds like short for laxative
y/n_verstappen I don't know about you, but I'm feeling twenty two
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francisca.cgomes Seems like a perfect night to make fun of our exes ๐ฅ
โณusername1 Uhhhh Kika? Are you and Pierre alright?
username2 They are lol that's just the lyrics
yourfriend1 Beach birthday party โ one thing less on the bucket list
username3 I need to know if any drivers where there
โณusername1 Seems like a girly gathering from the photos
username3 Girly gathering is such a fun term, I'm gonna steal it
โณy/n_verstappen Just a few of them ๐
username3 LIKE WHO??
username4 I bet Lando
username3 Probably I guess? But that's one and she said a few
username4 I guess she won't tell us ๐ญ
landonorris gorgeous as always โค๏ธ
โณy/n_verstappen I love you โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
landonorris love you more baby
y/n_verstappen Not possible, I already love you the most
maxfewtrell That's so cringe
alex_albon @/carlossainz55 what have you done ๐ฉ
carlossainz55 I'm proud of what I've done, I think their cringe is adorable
username3 So it was Carlos who played matchmaker between Y/n and Lando!
yourfriend1 I'll never thank Carlos enough, Y/n is so happy with Lando ๐ญ
username2 I guess all we can do is be happy for them, even if they're cringy sometimes
username5 Oh look, Jos claimed to be trying to fix his family issues and yet he never wished Y/n a happy birthday, I didn't see him comment anywhere
โณusername2 Are we surprised tho? Disappointed maybe, but surprised? Nope
โณy/n_verstappen Hey, the daddy issues made me a cool person. And also made Max a 3 times world champion which is also nice, but I guess I was more lucky here
username2 I LOVE YOU GIRL ๐ญ๐ซถ
maxverstappen1 Soon 4 times
y/n_verstappen You know even you're bored of it
maxverstappen1 Papa didn't raise no bitch
y/n_verstappen I know that, Max, I know...
y/n_verstappen I'm in love with this man๐ฃ๏ธit was my birthday recently, so pls win a race for me
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landonorris you know that does not depend on me๐
โณmaxverstappen1 That's not a world champion mindset๐
y/n_verstappen Shut up for once and let him win!!!
maxverstappen1 If he wants to win he has to fight for it!!!
y/n_verstappen He's trying!!!
maxverstappen1 Apparently not hard enough
username1 Imagine being such a bad driver your gf has to beg her brother to let you win
username2 What? It's all jokes, you gotta be stupid to think they're being for real in these comments
oscarpiastri Lando should start wearing orange bows more often
โณy/n_verstappen I know right?! He looks so babygirl
landonorris can you not? that's enough that I let you post that last picture
oscarpiastri Calm down mate, the anger takes away your beauty ๐ฅบ
username3 Why's everyone making fun of Lando here?๐ญ
carlossainz55 Didn't know you're such a talented photographer ๐ธ
โณlandonorris I could've taught her a thing or two๐
y/n_verstappen Wow, you were so quick to comment huh
landonorris just in case if you forgot to mention this
y/n_verstappen Carlos commented a minute ago?!?!
landonorris you had whole 60 seconds to say it and you didn't! someone had to
username2 Lando is such a baby ๐ญ
y/n_verstappen Maybe. But MY baby.
username4 Do I want a gf like Y/n or a bf like Lando?
โณusername5 I want both and I would take them both if I ever got a chance
username6 Hey so I need to know if Lando's dutch has improved since he's been dating Y/n?
โณy/n_verstappen He thinks he made soooo much progress, but that's a lie
landonorris Ik heet Lando :) ik hou van Y/n <3
y/n_verstappen Good! That's literally the basics!
username6 Isn't that really all he needs to know?๐ฅฐ
y/n_verstappen Let's say it's alright for now ๐
charles_leclerc You teaching dutch to Lando reminds me of Arthur and I teaching you french๐
โณy/n_verstappen Except I'm a quicker learner
landonorris and somehow I've never heard you speak french ๐ค
charles_leclerc She's traumatized โน๏ธ
y/n_verstappen Yes I am โน๏ธ learning french in school was a nightmare and the Leclercs made me experience it again, it was lovely
charles_leclerc You're welcome ๐
landonorris now I understand it all, she's projecting her trauma onto me now
maxverstappen1 She's an evil woman isn't she?
landonorris the most evil, definitely
username7 HELP ME GUYS I've imagined Y/n teaching Lando dutch with the same passion Jos pushed Max into driving ๐ญ it's way too funny in my head
โณusername6 Great! In a few years Lando should be fluent then! ๐
โณusername8 Y/n is her father's daughter after all ๐
username9 Guys, remember the time Max corrected a french guy to "bonsoir" when he said bonjour? ๐ญ
โณusername6 bonsoir โ๏ธ๐ค
โณy/n_verstappen As he should! Sometimes you gotta correct even the native speakers
maxverstappen1 At least I can speak french
y/n_verstappen Me too!! Een beetje
landonorris wow it must be een very tiny beetje
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Now i can't help to think about vox(yandere or not)wanting to reader to be his throphy wife/husband/spouse or stay-at-home wife๐ฉ
Oh yes definitely. Vox really would like a reader who is naturally like that, homely, sweet, good at housework, like his total opposite. but he especially likes that reader depends on him in some way. Whether it's money or something they want, they get it.
This is more o Hc i have, but i think that Vox died or 1- in the early 40's (when the first televitions was invented ) or 2- in the 70's(when the COLOR TELEVITIONS was invented), SO is not strange to think he would probably like the idea of a more "tradicional" partner. I mean, he don't care if it's a woman, man, or NB, just as long as He's in control of the situation and he's the one providing for You, he's fine.
In the case of a Female! Reader, this would be waaaay more obvious, i just published something about this, but Even in a no yandere case, i think Vox would ask You to quit your job and just stay at home to care of him and YOU, it's hell baby, he says he's more much calmer knowing You're un Home, safe (and happy without those CREEPS around ya) but i think is just his way to Say he wants You to stay at home๐
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At started, i think he would definitely want You as a trophy wife/husband/spouse if You are an Overlord as well, but halfway he would realize (aside from the fact that he fell for you hehe) that 1- either you are worth much more as a business partner than as a simple accessory or 2- that he prefers something more serious (which could lead to the housewife scenario on a smaller scale , maybe join forces but Vox controls everything (especially if you are a weaker Overlord than him)).
Surprisingly, it would awaken a softer side of Vox, because he really doesn't have to prove anything with you, you already depend on him and you already want him that way, he is in control of the situation, so he can relax with you and be calm, vent to you about their annoyances from work and pampering you for simply existing.
In a nustrel, definitely it's something that drive Vox crazy, in a good way.
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king of my heart | pt. 2
pairings: lando norris x fem!reader | pato o'ward x fem!reader
warnings: love triangle? kinda.
author's note: go get some popcorn cause we have some drama here๐ฟ... and it's a long part, so enjoy!!
part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4
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yourusername Miami GP over and out โ
๐ No words could ever explain just how grateful I am for all of you and for the opportunity that I get to cover this amazing sport with such incredible people by my side. Thank you for everything Miami, I hope to see you again soon! ๐ด๐
user1 the power she holds ๐
user2 she's really living my dream ๐ฅน
lissiemackintosh so happy to be able to share this with you!! love uโค๏ธ
yourusername we really need to do this more often๐ love u too!
user3 y/n and lissie hosting track tv together is my new roman empire fr
user4 SLAY QUEENS!!
user5 the queens are thriving
user6 i wanna be friends with them so bad ๐ซ
user7 omg girl you're STUNNING
user8 BEST F1 WAG
user9 facts facts facts
user10 she's not even a wag lol it's so obvious lando just keeps this nobody around for when he's bored and horny
user11 user10 this "nobody" has done SO much in terms of women representation in motorsport, she's hardworking and a lovely woman. meanwhile, you're just a sad little person who's jealous of her because she's successful and close to your crush, who doesn't even know who you are. so get a life and stop embarrassing yourself.
user12 user11 SAY IT LOUDER ๐
user13 user11 PREACH!!!
user14 i don't know if i wanna be her or be with her๐ฉ
user15 this is such a mood tbh
landonorris so proud of you, boo๐
yourusername ๐ฅฐ๐งก
user16 YNLANDO NATION WE WON
user17 we love a supporting boyfriend ๐คฉ
user18 i want what they have, your honor
user19 is this considered a soft launch or what?
user20 y'all are delulu๐ it's so obvious they're just friends
user21 user20 girl being delulu is the solulu ๐
user22 so when are we gonna talk about felix liking the post?
user23 i'm lost sorry, who's felix?
user24 user23 he's pato's teammate in indycar and one of his besties
user25 if felix liked then WHERE'S PATO
user26 user25 doing more important things than being focused on this girl.
lilymhe such a pretty girl ๐
alex_albon should i be jealous?
yourusername you should indeed. can u fight?
user24 the friendship i didn't know i needed ๐ฅน
user25 MY FAV WAGS INTERACTING YAY
user26 f1 is so lucky to have you!!!
user27 LOOOL why would they be lucky to have her?๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐๐ she's nothing special
user28 user27 and yet she's still rising ๐
user29 user27 then why are you even on her post? lol obsessed much?
user30 my role model โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
๐ incoming call
[y/n; normal] [pato; cursive]
"...Hello? Did you butt-dialed me or something?"
"Uhm, hi. It's not a butt-dial. I-I actually just wanted to talk to you. Hear your voice, y'know. I've been kinda missing you."
"Oh really? And here I was thinking that your cold behavior toward me over the past three weeks meant that you didn't want anything to do with me. Silly me, I guess."
"I-I'm... [sighs]. That's what I wanted to talk to you about, actually. About the way I've been treating you. I'm sorry, y/n. I really am sorry. I know I've been a total jerk-"
"Yeah, you can put it that way."
"...I've been a total jerk and I regret it very much. You didn't deserve it at all. I just- I'm not trying to excuse my awful behavior but I just think I got- Uhm..."
"You got what?"
"Well... I saw Lando's instagram story when you went back to Monaco, as you've probably already figured it out. And I think- Well... I got jealous. And I know it probably sounds stupid now but at the time it felt like a punch in the face."
"Pato..."
"I know I didn't and still have absolutely no business to be jealous about you and Lando, cause you and I are not dating or anything and you don't owe me any kind of explanation about the type of relationship you have with him. But after the great time we spend together in Long Beach... I don't know, it just hurted seeing you with him. But that doesn't excuse anything and I just regret so much the way I've been treating you since then, it hasn't been fair to you at all."
"And it didn't cross your mind that we could have had this conversation way before now? I mean, you waited three weeks to finally talk to me like a decent human being, how-"
"I know and I'm so-"
"Let me finish."
"Sorry, go on."
"However, I do appreciate that you're finally acknowledging all of this and communicating with me like an actual adult. I know it's not always easy to do. And although I don't owe you any kind of explanation, I just want you to know that there's nothing going on between Lando and me."
"So you and him...?"
"We're friends and that's it. We care for each other but there's nothing going on."
"Oh... well, thanks for clarifying that for me."
"Yeah, yeah. You'll have to work harder for my forgiveness, anyway. I appreciate the call but it won't be that easy for you."
"Is that so?"
"You've heard me."
"In that case, what would you say if I invite you for a few days to come here to Punta Mita? Maybe that'll help me a little to earn your forgiveness."
"... I'm sorry, what!?"
"You've heard me."
"You're joking. You have to be joking."
"I'm not joking. You're still in Miami, right?"
"I am..."
"Great! My brother in law is in Miami too and he'll take the jet tomorrow morning. If you want to, you can join him and come here with him! We'd be thrilled to have you here too."
"Oh my God... Pato, I don't know what to say!"
"Say yes and you'd make this birthday boy the happiest man in the world. You'd even make my sister happy, I've been telling her a lot about you and now she's eager to meet you."
"I hope you've been telling her good things about me, then."
"Only the best. She's even on your side, y'know. Said I was being a giant cabrรณn and needed to make things right. She wasn't wrong tho."
"[giggles] Fine. I'll go, but I'm only doing this for your sister."
"I'll take that anyway! I'll let Brett know you'll join him and I'll send you the details, okay?"
"Okay!"
"Now go and pack your bags for tomorrow."
"Hey! Don't get bosy with me, mister!"
"[Laughs] Fine. Take care, I'll see you tomorrow."
"See you, birthday boy!"
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[caption 1; para-para-paradise ๐] [caption 2; in his sharkboy era] [caption 3; ๐ถโค๏ธ]
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paddockgossips Among the alleged "breakup" between y/n and Lando, the McLaren driver was photographed last night having fun in a Monaco club in the company of Max Fewtrell and other friends. Some sources have said that Lando seemed very cozy with a blonde woman at the party, whom he later left with. However, we cannot verify this information in any way, so it remains a rumor.
user1 I HAVE A CHANCE AGAIN (i'm delulu)
user2 so this confirms ynlando is over?? ๐ญ
user3 girl i'm devastated ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
user4 i'm still in denial
user5 well they were never together to begin with
user6 user5 THIS!! people act like they were a couple when they NEVER confirmed anything ๐
user7 "blonde woman at the party" "it remains a rumor" and magui goes and like the post LOL
user8 she's so desperate for attention๐
user9 who's magui???
user10 user9 she's kika's friend and she was dating football player Joรฃo Fรฉlix not so long ago (in fact, i thought they were still together lol)
user11 user10 and don't forget she's a cheater.
user12 user9 she's trouble
user13 yn >>>>>>>> magui
user14 user13 no need to compare them
user15 sorry but single lando it's so hot ๐ฅต
user16 SO TRUE
user17 FACTS he looks so good omfg
user18 in his heartbreaker era ๐
user19 in his reputation era ๐
user20 in his idgaf era ๐
user21 i'm a child of divorce fr
user22 i know y'all love y/n for some reason but i'm SO glad lando finally got away from her.
user23 SAME. and if magui makes him happy then great for him
user24 stfu i'm mourning here
user25 y/n this magui that but max was, is and will forever be lando's true wag๐
user26 the one and only indeed
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patriciooward BDAY WKND DUMP ๐ธ thank y'all for all the loveโค๏ธโ๐ฅ
user1 THE HARD LAUNCH IT'S HARD LAUNCHING
user2 OMG IT'S HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CAAAAALM
user3 he really said i'll give you what you want: thrist traps and y/n... and he's so real for that
user4 he really knows his audience
user5 king behavior if u ask me
user6 everybody say thank you Pato ๐
user7 YNPATO NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING??
user8 I'M STILL SPEECHLESS
user9 they're so perfect i wanna cry๐ญ
user10 LOVE TO SEE๐ฅ
user11 as a ynlando shipper i have to admit they're cute but ngl this still hurts ๐ฉ
user12 MOOD
user13 ynlando will always be in our hearts ๐ฅบ
user14 ynlando >>>>>>>>>> ynpato
user15 user13 girl grow up.
user16 THAT SHOULD BE ME
elbaoward where are my credits for the last pic? cuties๐ค
user17 u literally gave us the cutest pic ever
user18 elba thank you so much for your service๐ซก
user19 elba is ynpato's #1 fan and you can't tell me otherwise
user20 elba is just like us fr
user21 LOVE YOU ELBAAAAA ๐ฉท
user22 MOM AND DAD
user23 can't believe how fast she moved on and got together with this dude lol lando really dodged a bullet with her
user24 how fast she moved on?? girl y/n and lando were never even together so stfu
user25 ???? why are you even on pato's ig post? go away
user26 user23 y/n is such an attention seeker and yet everyone loves her, i'll never understand it ๐ฅฑ
user27 not to be that person but i would KILL to be that piรฑata๐
user28 MOOD
frosenqvist oh to be tanned, young and in love
patriciooward ๐
user29 IN LOVE??? FELIX BESTIE TELL US MORE
user30 i don't know about y'all but this is all the confirmation i need about ynpato being real, bye
user31 i think i can hear the wedding bells
user32 user31 yesss and felix as pato's best man
user33 bestie don't be shy and drop more y/n pics ๐ซถ
user34 i second the motion !!!
user35 NOT LANDO LIKING THE POST LOOOOL
user36 he is so unserious i love him
user37 ICONIC BEHAVIOR TBH
user38 yeah but i just know he's crying inside
user39 user38 for what? lol lando knows he's so much better than this cheaper version of him.
user40 user39 i'm so done with people like you who insult pato just because you cannot defend lando with good arguments.
yourusername magical weekend ๐
patriciooward with you there? always
user41 STOP THEY'RE SO CUTE OMG
user42 this is such an upgrade tbh
user43 SO HAPPY FOR THEM ๐ฅน
user44 what a bitch.
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paddockgossips
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paddockgossips NEW WAG ALERT? ๐จ Magui Corceiro, the Portuguese model and actress, attended the Monaco GP after being seen a few days ago having lunch with Lando. It has been rumored that they could be in a relationship, especially since Lando and y/n apparently went different ways, and Corceiro's presence in the paddock has not gone unnoticed by anyone. Still, neither Lando nor Magui have confirmed or denied these rumors.
user1 A TRIGGER WARNING WOULD BE NICE NEXT TIME
user2 um let's hope there isn't a next time
user3 user2 let's pray girl, let's pray ๐
user4 "neither lando nor magui have confirmed or denied these rumors" well that's bs cause she just liked the post
user5 istg she's trying so hard to get attention
user6 lando was asked about magui and he said she was just a friend... and then she goes and does this lol what a clout chaser
user7 and people used to say that y/n was after lando's fame and yet she NEVER did anything like this
user8 she's such a pick me girl
user9 everything i know of this girl has been against my will istg
user10 SAME
user11 oh good luck lando
user12 oh be prepared for the y/n fans and little girls that'll come attack magui when she hasn't even done anything wrong
user13 literally they're just mad at magui cause she's dating their fav driver loool
user14 they're only jealous cause magui is a gorgeous woman
user15 user14 she's gorgeous but she's still a snake
user16 i'd ask why lando would be with someone like her, but then i remember he's an adult and if he wants someone like her by his side then that's up to him. let's not treat him like a baby please
user17 say๐ it๐ louder๐
user18 weeeeell if this is the kind of people lando likes to have around then i guess y/n really dodged a bullet with him
user19 FACTS
user20 i mean at the end of the day he's just another privileged white boy, so๐คทโโ๏ธ
user21 i really don't get all the hate that she's getting, is she really that problematic?
user22 user21 girl google it yourself but yeah, she is
user23 I MISS MY GIRL Y/N WHERE IS SHEEEEEEEE??
user24 what is she even doing there?
user25 must be cause lando wanted her to be there
user26 why y'all never asked the same thing about y/n? y'all are such hypocrites istg
user27 user26 cause y/n was actually doing her job?????
user28 user26 oh you're stupid ๐๐
user29 magui in the paddock, pato not being able to finish Indy 500... it really is a shitty day huh
user30 DON'T EVEN REMIND ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH PATO OMFG
user31 I'M STILL SO MAD ABOUT PATO
user32 the only good part is that y/n and his family were there for him โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
see y'all in part 3!
taglist: @drunkinthemiddleoftheday @evie-119 @evans-dejong @minkyungseokie @noneofyourfbusinessworld @bernelflo @eiaaasamantha @ijustgomessitupx @honethatty12 @daemyratwst @f1fan65
(if you'd like to be tagged in the next part, just let me know in the comments!๐งก)
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I have another chubby reader for you! I was only gonna ask for one but YOURE SO AMAZING I JUST HAD TO PUT IN ANOTHER REQUEST๐๐ฉ Alastor x chubby!reader, where reader goes out with angel Dust to a party or something wearing a *cough* slutty *cough* outfit and Alastor SEES THEM WEARING IT ๐ and he gets possessive of reader and won't let them leave with angel (whose smirking in the background and fluttering his eyelashes like he's innocent because reader and Alastor are bother emotionally constipated or something and haven't confessed to each other๐ค) and reader is nervous enough wearing something so revealing already (but they felt good enough in their own skin to wear such an outfit; that confidence is quickly fading when Alastor stops her from leaving with the outfit) so she gets the wrong idea that Alastor thinks she disgusting or body shaming her ๐ฅบ but Alastors just ranting about being ladylike and "dressing like a proper lady" , Angel Dust is now watching this heartbreaking train wreck happen and tries to intervene but then Alastor turns on him about tainting the reader or something but reader has heard enough and just quietly just turns around and walks to her room heartbroken ๐ญ then angel yells at Alastor and tells him everything *shocked Pikachu face* and goes to reader to fix this misunderstanding, you take it from here????? BUT THEY DO CONFESS
(I LOVE ME SOME HURT/COMFORT AND LOVE CONFESSIONS! YUMM!)
A/N I love your requests and I'm so glad you liked how Sweet turned out. I am actually really proud of that one myself. Of course I will write this. 11/10.
Pretty Bunny (Alastor x Chubby!Rabbit Demon!Reader)
Pairing: Alastor x Reader
Warnings: Hurt/comfort. Body image and weight stuff. I feel like Alastor is a bit ooc but I think this is cute so I don't super care.
Word Count: 2,049
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โAnd where exactly is it you two are off to in such a hurry?โ
Y/n and Angel froze, Angel's hand resting on the handle to the hotel's door.
"Well?"
Exchanging a covert look, Y/n and Angel turned to face Alastor. Y/n clasped her hands innocently behind her back, looking up at Alastor through her lashes which Angel had done up in silver falsies, and Angel fixed a smile on his face.
"Just out." Y/n hummed.
"Yeah," Angel chimed in, draping one of his lower arms over Y/n's shoulders and bringing her into his side, "little Y/n here deserves a night out on the town and some fun."
Y/n quickly elbowed Angel in the side. The spider demon knew Alastor and his opinions on the night life of Pentagram City. He was tempting fate. Alastor raised his eyebrows.
"You deserve 'some fun,' do you?" Alastor asked, fixing his gaze on the shorter of the pair of demons.
Angel released his grip on Y/n, shoving her forward slightly. She stumbled a bit, shooting him a glare before looking carefully back at Alastor. His scrutinizing gaze traversed her form with care. Angel had insisted on dressing her up and while the outfit he had put her in was a bit out of her comfort zone, Y/n felt incredibly pretty. The little white satin dress hung from her hips, playing gently against her thighs when she walked, and the black knee high platforms made her at least a couple inches taller. Angel had even placed black satin bows around the bases of her rabbit ears to tie the whole thing together.
There were also the chains, thin and dripping off her body. A necklace here, a carefully placed waist chain there, she looked practically angelic. Alastor crossed his arms, tapping his foot menacingly as he impatiently waited for an explanation.
"Well, we've been working so hard to become better people and it's been three months since we've done anything... fun. Besides, it was my birthday last week."
"Uh-huh." Alastor nodded, his lack of amusement with the situation obvious, "And where exactly are you two planning on going?"
"Oh come on, Smiles. It's just a club I know." Angel sighed, "You're starting to sound like Charlie. I thought you wanted to see us fail."
"That is true." was the only response the Radio Demon gave Angel before fixing his attention on Y/n once again.
She was beginning to grow uncomfortable under his piercing stare. Y/n wrapped her arms around herself, her shoulders hunching slightly.
"So what is the issue, Alastor."
The name felt foreign on her tongue. Although she had been a guest of the Hazbin Hotel practically since its creation, she avoided Alastor. At first, it had of course been due to intimidation. Then, as he had slowly begun to reveal his true colors to the residents of the hotel, it had morphed into something entirely other. Y/n thought that the Radio Demon, one of the most feared overlords in all of Hell, was pretty.
Y/n had never been good at dealing with crushes or flirting or anything. She avoided him like the plague. Her tail twitched thoughtlessly with trepidation, shifting her skirt just the slightest bit, revealing just the smallest big more of her thighs.. It was the last straw for Alastor.
"You're not going out in that."
Angel pressed his palm to his forehead, shaking his head. Love was his specialty, the act and the feeling. It was obvious to him Y/n had a thing for the Radio Demon, and not just because she had revealed the information to him in one of their late night talks. He never brought it up with the rabbit demon who had become a dear friend in the time they had known one another, but he was relatively certain Alastor had some interest in her as well. The Radio Demon seemed to constantly be a few steps behind her, entering rooms she had just left, letting his eyes linger on her when they did their group exercises.
At Alastor's words, Y/n's mouth fell slightly open. Her breath caught in her throat, a shiver running through her.
"Oh."
Her voice was strained and Angel could tell she was holding back tears. Y/n turned away from Alastor, her shoulders slouching even further.
"That is no way for a proper lady to dress." Alastor continued, not seeming to notice the effect his words had had as he lectured the smaller demon, "I mean, you're barley wearing anything at all! For goodness sake, your shoes are covering more than that dress an-"
"Alright," Angel cut in, stepping up beside Y/n and pulling her into his arms, "that's enough big guy."
"You're clearly tainting her with your promiscuity." Alastor sighed, "What, you want to bring her to some club so ignorant wimps can drool over her all night? Or maybe that's what she wants to have happen."
Y/n pulled herself from Angel's grip and marched right up to Alastor. Her eyes wet with unshed tears, he looked down at the finger she was jabbing into his chest in mild shock.
"You are mean." she stated, "I can't believe how wrong I was about you. I thought... god!"
She let her finger fall and crossed her arms over her stomach once again.
"You ready to go, sweet cheeks?" Angel asked and she shook her head.
All the fight had gone out of her.
"No, you go ahead without me. I think... I think I'm just gonna go to bed. Thanks for... yeah."
With those parting words, Y/n stormed upstairs. Angel and Alastor watched until she had long since disappeared into the depths of the hotel. Slowly, they turned to face each other once again.
"What." Alastor said in the most deadpan tone Angel had ever heard come from the demon.
"How could you do that?" Angel asked accusatorially, taking a step towards Alastor, "She is the sweetest little menace on the planet!"
"Do what?"
Alastor's brow furrowed in confusion. He didn't think he'd said anything wrong, done anything wrong. Y/n was the one who had over reacted, stepped out of line, right?
"Do you have any idea how long it has taken her to be confident enough to wear something like that? She has worked so hard on her relationship with herself and... and... she felt pretty. Why would you say that shit to her?"
"I... what?"
"She liked you, ya dumbass! She cared about what you thought of her!"
Alastor took the slightest step back, his hand not grasping his microphone raised to his chest, hovering over his heart.
"I am afraid I don't understand you."
Angel sighed, trying to calm himself.
"Look. Y/n has a crush on you and you just told her she wasn't pretty."
"No I didn't. I told her she should be more ladylike. A crush on me?"
"Yeah well, that's not much better. She is who she is and she is wonderful! The way that she dresses doesn't change any of that."
"She has a crush on me?" Alastor asked again, dumbstruck.
"Yes you idiot."
"But she never speaks to me. I thou-"
"That's cause she's nervous. Geeze, you are dense."
Y/n jumped in shock as she caught sight of Alastor using his shadows to teleport into her room through the reflection of the mirror. Her makeup half off, she turned to him.
"The fuck are you doing here?"
Alastor opened his mouth, about to make a comment about her language before thinking better of it and closing it again. Y/n rolled her eyes, her anger and hurt having festered into irritation. She turned back to the mirror, using the cotton pad in her hand to take off the last of her mascara. Alastor watched her face through the mirror as she tossed the cotton pad to the side.
Reaching up, she slowly began to disassemble the sculpture of a hairdo Angel had put her in.
"Why are you here?" she asked again, placing a bobby pin on the table.
"I came to... apologize." he replied, taking a small step forward.
"What, did Angel force ya' to?"
It wasn't often her accent slipped out. Y/n had been raised in Brooklyn but her parents had been insistent she work not to have the accent. People didn't take people who had them seriously, they said. It only ever made an appearance when she was drunk or feeling any emotion to it's extremity, especially anger.
"No, I am here of my own volition."
"Yeah, sure." she scoffed as she pulled the last of the pins from her hair, allowing it to fall freely around her face as she turned back to him over her shoulder, "I totally believe that."
"It was not my intent to make you feel like you weren't... pretty." Alastor carefully said, avoiding her eyes, "Just tha-
"If an apology involves an exception, is it really an apology?"
Alastor had never been good at this. Apologies or any of the other feelings he had been actively suppressing about the rabbit demon since he had come to the hotel. She stood up from her chair, walking over to him.
Y/n knew the clock was ticking, felt the heat of the tears building in her head again.
"What." she asked, throwing her arms out to the sides and looking around the room, "Ya' think I'm ugly? Unladylike? Is that because I let Angel dress me up or because I'm not stick thin?"
"Y/n."
There were tears dripping down her cheeks now. She looked away, crossing her arms tightly across her stomach in protection.
"Just leave, Alastor."
"Y/-"
"Leave!" she commanded, "Get outa here!"
"Y/-"
"I don' wanna talk to you! What don't ya' get about that!"
"Y/n!" Alastor grabbed her shoulder, turning her to face him.
"What!" she yelled back, tears streaming hotly down her face, "What, Alastor."
"I... I think you're beautiful."
The tears stopped, Y/n's eyes wide. Fueled by a sudden wild courage Alastor continued, grabbing her hands in his own.
"I do. You... I don't have the words. You..." he shook his head, "I really don't. You are a wonder."
Her nose twitched subtly, her ears adjusting themselves atop her head.
"But then why... why did you say those things to me?"
"I was jealous." he anxiously admitted, "I never meant to make you cry."
"Jealous?" Y/n repeated with a slight laugh and Alastor nodded.
His cheeks were hot and his heart pounding in his chest but he refused to look away from Y/n. Releasing one of her hands, he reached into his pocket and retrieved a handkerchief. Gently, he raised it to Y/n's face, patting away her tears.
"You were jealous."
He wasn't going to be able to escape this one.
"That some other guy was gonna see you like that? Was going to charm you and hold you in their arms while I did nothing? Of course I was."
"I have a confession to make." Y/n said after a moment.
"And what might that be?" Alastor asked as he took another step closer to Y/n, still holding one of her hands in his.
He tried his best to repress a smile, her bashfulness was so endearing.
"I maybe, kind of sort of... think you're beautiful too?"
She looked up at him through her lashes. He let go of her hands, grabbing her by the waste and pulling her body into his.
"Yeah?"
"Yeah." she nodded shyly.
"You know, I might have heard something along those lines from Angel just a bit earlier."
"From... that little bitch! I mean snitch! I mean both actually I guess."
Alastor laughed at her antics.
"So, pretty bunny, what are we to do with this revelation?"
Y/n's ears cocked. Alastor could feel her tail twitch, brushing up against his arm where he held her. A shiver traveled down his spine.
"Oh I don't know." Y/n feigned indecision, her hands finding her way around his waist as well, bringing them even closer together, "Maybe you should ask me on a date? If you're interested."
"Interested?" Alastor laughed, leaning down, "Of course I am."
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PAC: โare you down to be a distraction, baby?โ ๐
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โข how will your person approach you?
disclaimer โฉ: 18+ mature themes. take what resonates, leave what doesn't. iโve had trouble uploading this ugh it wasnโt coming out how i wanted but here we go <3 feels like itโs been forever ๐ฅฒ enjoy!
pile 1 โ
โcould you blame me for needing you? youโre the reason i got a weakness, oh, no you drive me crazy, still that's my baby. canโt get enough of you. baby, it's somethin' that you do.โ
hiii pile 1! i'm immediately hearing that your person is enamored by you. they love the way you walk, the way you smile, the way you talk, the way you smellโฆquite literally everything. i see them staring at you a lot, it might not be obvious at first but theyโre gonna try to feel you out/see if your receptive to their vibe. theyโre like a cat lurking in the shadows iโm hearing. more than likely, you wonโt even be focused on getting into a relationship or actively looking for a partner before they pop up on your radar; your person will just come to you. i see them coming up to you in a slightly crowded or busy environment and saying something sly but it doesnโt come out the way they intended lol they might stutter over their words and then kick themselves over it later. awww itโs cute, you get them flustered and nervous. you may not think that youโre intimidating (actually iโm picking up that some of you might be a bit reserved/quiet) but your presence shakes them to the core. itโs like all their calmness goes out the window when theyโre face to face with you. you get their heart racing, palms sweaty and mind wandering but theyโll try to put on their brave face and act like theyโre not having a whole meltdown inside. LMFAOOOOO they wonโt even know what to do with themselves, youโve got them down bad. i just heard โiโve fallen and i canโt get up!โ lol i think this is whatโs gonna get the ball rolling on this new beginning with them; your humor. even if they donโt have the smoothest delivery, you wonโt hold it against them youโll just keep the conversation going and vibe with them. theyโll love this about youโฆhow non-judgmental you are. they can be themselves around you ๐ฅน and as you two get more comfortable around each other, youโll both be able to open up and talk about everything under the sun. awww so cute pile 1!
pile 2 โ
โi'll be your groupie, baby. โcause you are my superstar. iโm your number one fan, give me your autograph. sign it right here on my heart.โ
pile 2โฆwhen i say your personโs eyes/eye contact is gonna make your knees BUCKLE ๐ฎโ๐จ whew! my goodness, youโll be squeezing your thighs together lol. this person is very forward and blunt, it might catch you off guard cause you wouldn't think that when you first see them. i feel like theyโre very calm and collected on the outside but inside of them is a flame waiting to be sparkedโฆand youโre the match. they'll approach you in a calculated and meticulous way iโm hearing, they have it all planned out. they might even make a cute gesture/treat you to something that will make you go โawwwโ internally. i feel like your body will be very responsive to themโฆlike when you see them you might freeze and panic lol they'll think itโs cute. conversing with them is going to be so easy, you'll be able to tell that they're soaking up every word that you're saying. this is hottttt pile 2. when they first lay their eyes on you, theyโll just know they have to have you. you make their heart nearly skip a beat. some of you make look young for your age/have a baby face cause when youโre talking to them, theyโll be thinking about how cute you are. even the way you speak makes them go crazy ๐ฉ just know that your first interaction with them will be living in their mind rent-free lol.
pile 3 โ
โyou make the confusion go all away from this cold and messed up world. i am in love with you, you set me free! i can't do this thing called life without you here with me.โ
pile 3 i gotta start by saying you and your person are absolutely adorkable. lmaooo that was so corny but i feel like you two will be very silly with each other from day 1. you both share some similar interests โ possibly watch the same shows/like the same musicโฆsomething of that nature and thatโs how your person is going to shoot their shot. shot clock by ella mai just came to mind, โtwenty-four seconds, yeah, you better not stop. you got twenty-four seconds, can you beat the shot clock?โ lmfao they might feel like the pressure is on with you. you wonโt necessarily be pressuring them, but theyโll feel like if they donโt make their move now someone else might swoop in and grab your attention. they donโt wanna waste your time or time in general, and trust me when i say that theyโre gonna put a lot of effort into getting your attention and keeping you entertained. you and/or your person may have some gemini placements. you'll think that they're very cute and sweet <3 they have little quirks about them that you'll pick up on and think to yourself โawww i love them ๐ฅนโ very much peter parker vibes like yes peter might be a bit clumsy, awkward and quirky but he's an absolute sweetheart (and heartthrob) so you'll really love spending time with this person pile 3.
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HE LOVES ME, HE LOVES ME NOT ; MSC47
childhood friends to lovers! mick schumacher x verstappen!reader . . . when push comes to shove, you would never admit to having a crush on mick as you grew older. this however ends up with you convincing yourself that he would never love you outside the platonic relationship you built through the years, despite all evidence pointing to the obviousโ he loves you, but you think not.
amgf this has been plaguing my mind, and after writing atrocious angst (ybom) i'm here to write a palate cleanser on my mind ๐ i also chose to write this instead of study for a chemistry exam, i keep making the wrong decisions but seeing as i made this was it so wrong??? i think not. enjoy like always ๐
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yourusername some things never change ๐ป
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user1 and now what? what are we?????
user2 awww baby mick and baby yn are adorable
user3 the way yn is more attached to mick than max
user4 i remember in an interview where jos said when he couldn't find yn he'd look for mick since he was a tall boy
user5 wait where? when was this?
user6 in an old interview, idk when but it was with michael as well
user7 they're actually so adorable, oh my gosh
mickschumacher terrorizing the earth, one forest at a time, here's to more hikes in the future ๐
yourusername you bet i'll be there, it's scary how we aren't sick of each other yet
mickschumacher i mean it's you, why would i be sick of you?
yourusername as you should!!! i'm great to be with
maxverstappen1 mick is just too kind to kick you out
yourusername you're jealous we kicked you out!
user8 they're actually all that's in my head
user9 how are they not dating????
user10 because people of different sex can be friends?
user11 i get the shipping but they're good as friends so why?
user12 i mean they look good together, it's just wishful thinking
user13 oh imagine having a good looking childhood friend and not dating them, ofc they've been friends for so long wtf
user14 i mean, they are a good match so, leave people alone for shipping them
user15 they may be a good match but it's still weird so idgaf you're wrong
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mickschumacher with the feel of your hand on mine ๐
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user16 oh gosh please help them realize what they're made for each other
user17 i was so convinced they're just friends but then mick pulls shit like this
user18 i can't keep on defending you if you do this???? boy?
yourusername if you hadn't held my hand then and there i would've flown away
mickschumacher okay that's exaggerating, but as if i'd let that happen
yourusername because it was so strong, you were holding my hand tightly
mickschumacher are you complaining or thanking me?
yourusername thank you mick ๐ซก you're the bestest friend ever
user19 they're actually driving me insane
user20 even the wind ships them
user21 don't you think that's the universe making a sign to both of you?
user22 "as if i'd let that happen" okay mick, wtfffff why is he doing this?
user23 they can't keep doing this and just pulling the best friend card at the end, they need to hold responsibility for us
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user24 bro max liked????
user25 what does he know? wym??? max oomf, why are you liking this comment?
user26 max is tired of their bullshit i know
user27 if max is tired we can be of help, i for one am volunteering out of the goodness of my heart and not because of my nosy ass
user28 okay yn and mick you can share it with the class
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user29 yn is with mick instead of being at a grand prix????
user30 you're telling me they're just friends? shut up actually
user31 i'm deluding myself and saying they're dating
user32 they're so cute (they're driving me crazy ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฉ๐ญ๐๐๐ฅน๐ )
mickschumacher thank you for watching me hase
yourusername ofc!!!! i am your number one fan bรคrchen ๐
maxverstappen1 is this the important thing you have going on?
yourusername yes it is, it's not like you won or smth
maxverstappen1 wow... am i going to have to steal you from mick now?
yourusername bold of you to assume i would leave mick
user33 they're actually insane wtgfhfjg
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[look, it's a bear!] [jk it's my boyfriend hehehehe]
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user34 OH NOOOO
user35 is this MICK? hello? mick stand up??!
user36 what about mick ๐ฅน
user37 a soft launch out of nowhere? wth????
user38 this is mick? it's Mick isn't it? please tell me tkzusbdkajdj I NEED TO KNOW!NNN
mickschumacher you're evil hase, what have you done
i want to have you to myself a little longer, is that so wrong ๐
mickschumacher i don't think anyone can have me like you do
YEAH!! that's right, i love you bรคrchen ๐
mickschumacher i love you hase ๐
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