#zwei the dog

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Oscar Made it Rain?

Mei: Mom, dad, how did you two get together?

Yang: *smiles* It's a sweet story. Your dad really wanted me to be his girlfriend. So much so that he tried to make it rain.

Oscar: Tried? Pfff, I did make it rain.

Yang: Did not!

Oscar: Did too! *turns to Mei* Here's what happened, sweetie

[14 Years Ago - Vale City]

Oscar: Yang! Hey, Yang!

Yang: *opens her window, Zwei hops on the windowsil*

Oscar: Oh, thank God you're here!

Yang: My camping trip got rained out.

Oscar: I know. I'm sorry.

Yang: It's not your fault.

Oscar: Yeah, it is. Come down here.

Yang:*chuckles* It's pouring. You come up!

Oscar: No, you have to come down here!

Yang: Why?

Oscar: Why? Because I made it rain, that's what I did today! And that's enough. I-I've done my part. Now, get down here!

Yang: I'm not dressed, Oscar. No. Come up.

Oscar: I'm not coming up there, Yang, I'm not. You have to come down here!

Yang: *closes the window and smiles*

Ruby: Hm? What's up, sis?

Weiss: You okay?

Blake: Was that Oscar?

Yang: *takes her keys and opens the door*

Oscar: *stands at the door*

Yang: I was gonna...

Oscar: I know.

Yang and Oscar wasted no time and kissed passionately, embracing each other tightly. Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Zwei stared, their eyes wide with shock.

[Present Day]

Oscar: And that's how Yang and I ended up together. Turns out, all I had to do was make it rain. As I rode home the next morning, the city looked the same, the people looked the same. It all looked the same. But it wasn't. In just one night, everything had changed.

Mei: *blinks eyes* Wow.

Yang: *rolls eyes* I keep telling you it was just a coincidence, babe. *chuckles*

Oscar: *shakes head* Nope, the universe answered my prayer for some rain and it worked. Admit it.

Yang: Alright, I concede. *sighs* You did make it rain and that rain lead me into your arms.

Oscar: *smiles* Now was that so hard to say? *kisses her cheek* I'll put some hot chocolate for us. *stands and walks to the kitchen*

Mei: *whispers* He really didn't make it rain, did he mom?

Yang: *whispers* Of course not. Your father's good but he's not that good. *laughs*

[maskyartist]

a commission of everyone's favorite boy for the lovely @cara-kira who we will ALL THANK for their service to this fandom :)

had a lotta fun with this one but i always do when they commission me!! so with all the monitor struggles, i hope yall enjoy the outcome!

alts under the cut

w/o text!

and w/o text AND accents!

[lowpolyanimals]

Zwei from RWBY

[howlingday]

He's Scared, Okay?

Zwei: (Whines)

Yang: Aw, Zwei~! I'm just taking a shower. Stay here, and I'll be back before you know it. (Shuts door)

Scritch, scritch

Yang: (Chuckles) Geez, Zwei. Are all dogs like this, or is it just yo-

SKRUTCH! SKRUTCH!

Yang: What the-?!

Jaune: (Behind the door) YANG?!. YANG, ARE YOU IN THERE?!.

[notmaplemable]

Girlfriend Code

Ruby: *Wearing Jaune's hoodie* You know, it's kind of weird that we wear our boyfriend's clothes all the time, but they never wear our clothes.

Yang: *Wearing one of Ren's shirts* Can Jaune even fit into any of your clothes?

Ruby: ...Umm... My hood? That's about it. But Ren wear you clothes if he wanted to.

Yang: Do you think he would want to wear a low cut tank top?

Ruby: Nope.

Yang: Exactly.

Weiss: *Walks in wearing one of Sun's shirts, and actually bothering to button the thing* What are you two talking about?

Ruby: Our boyfriend's not wearing out clothes, even though we wear their clothes all the time.

Weiss: I don't think men really understand how amazing it is to wear their partner's clothing.

Yang: Yeah, I guess they never would've tried it out to find out.

Zwei: *Walks it, groggy and wearing Blake's shirt* Did anyone make coffee?

[smh0217]

Run fast for your mother,

Run fast for your father

Run for your children,

for your sisters and brothers

Leave all your love and your longing behind

You can't carry it with you if you want to survive

The Dog Days are Over for Ruby Rose

[t4tails]

BEST CHARACTER HAS ARRIVED

[yen-sids-tournament]

Zwei v Ace

Zwei

Animal: Dog (Corgi)

Person: Ruby Rose and Yang Xiao Long

Media: RWBY

Ace

Animal: Dog

Person: Batman

Media: Batman Beyond

[littlelewdmable]

She Needs To Know

Zwei: You know, I'm kind of glad I didnt get a tail for my faunus trait.

Jaune: It can be kind of annoying sometime, but I would have to have to clean two sets of ears out all the time

Zwei: Yeah, it kind of sucks. But if I had a tail it would be a really small one. So it would kind of just look weird, right?

Jaune: Maybe.

Blake: *Watching from the bushes* Should I fuck the tall and blond good boy. Or the short and dark haired good boy...

Blake: I need to see which one has a bigger dick before I can decide.

[dogttpurmament]

Round 2 day 4

Zwei from RWBY. A corgi with superpowers but that's still definitely a corgi. Is fireproof and has been set on fire to destroy his enemies before

VS

Bear from person of interest. Retired military dog that's ready to help in any way possible! Extremely smart and independent doggie

[alullinchaos]

just realized the implications of zwei being named that but does that imply that someone in their family is from mantle/atlas.... summer rose atlesian real???

[cappagedraws]

Zwei cuddling with a bunch of oviraptors <3

I really wanna color this one, but I don't wanna have to spend hours recreating my oviraptor plumage design </3

[ultimate-good-dog]

Preliminary Polls 80

[mexican-roxas]

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Dog!Faunus) These people have fish traits!

Blake: Are you just now figuring that out?

Jaune: Well, I always thought they seemed kinda-

Zwei: (Barks)

Jaune: ...I was gonna say "odd," but that's a better joke. Heh heh...

[notmaplemable]

Tippy Tap

Ruby: *Excited, tail wagging like crazy*

Yang: Someone's excited.

Ruby: Jaune's going to be home soon!

Zwei: And promised you some quality time?

Ruby: How can you tell?

Yang: You're doing that tippy tapping thing you always do before he's about to pet you.

Ruby: I love his pets.

Zwei: *Chuckles* I swear, you're such a stereotype sometimes, Ruby.