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pirateprincessjess · 1 month ago

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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

#Jesus Christ anon #that’s a wild mistake to make #TW: Necrophelia #did not think I’d need to ever use that tag #ask pirateprincessjess

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anonpolls · 2 months ago

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Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

#poll #polls #thanks anon!#submitted March 4 #anonymous #submitted by anonymous #anonpolls #poll blog #tumblr polls #random polls

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noodles-and-tea · 1 month ago

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Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…

#I got an anon saying that dick figures out Clark’s identity first and just #yes definitely #I couldn’t reply to the ask tho so I hope anon finds this 🫶#I love the idea of comparing his body to a Dorito and it clicking like that 😂😂#but Bruce remains oblivious until one day superman smiles at him and it’s like “oh.”#oh. okay.#:))))))#my art #ask #KINDA?#superman #Batman #dick grayson #Bruce Wayne #Clark Kent #battinson #superbat

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inkskinned · 2 months ago

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i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

#i don't read fanfic so idk what my math x op ship name should be #.... i love u math.... despite our differences.... :/ u work i guess #not like for ME. never for ME. but like for other people you seem pretty reliable.#... SOMEONE (me) has a LEARNING DISABILITY #edit: thank u to the anon who suggested i refer to math as my rival. u are so right.... not enemies... no...#*locks hands with math* bonded........ 2gether.... 2 sides of da coin... both under threat of AI... i luv u math #(<- still clearly never understands whenever math speaks bc literally what is going on over there. the fuck is a polynomial)

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miseria-fortes-viros · 5 months ago

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dont tag bible stuff as mythology God isnt mythology

hi hello how are you. most if not all story-based religions are in fact considered mythology by definition including the abrahamic religions. god is in fact abrahamic mythos whether you think he’s real or not. im sorry if that upsets you but im assuming this is regarding the post i just reblogged and i have to say im surprised the part you’re upset about is me tagging biblicalia as mythology and not the entire discussion on who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse

#something in the air today i guess ?? helppp #asks #anon #biblicalia #mythology #sigh.#greatest hits #belt sander

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hellsitegenetics · 6 months ago

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WHY ARE YOU MARKED RED ON SHINIGAMI, WTF DID U DO

i cant even post moths anymore. because of woke

#asks #anon #shinigami eyes #this has been going on since yesterday and im not sure why :(#my best guess is that someone spam-reported this blog until it got marked red #sad!

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butter-roll-cookie · 7 days ago

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Dear Butter Roll Cookie:

I have two questions for you, if that's alright

One: You're very curious about other Cookies, but have you ever wanted to experiment on yourself?

Two: Why did you throw away that dough creature? It didn't align with your mission but it was still sentient. Isn't that a bit cruel?

Thank you!

"Thanks for the questions, buddy! These are really interesting, I must say! Now, then..."

"First question; would I experiment on myself...?"

"Of course I would! I've even tried multiple times before, but most deemed those experiments to be... 'unethical'."

"Secondly, well, it just wasn't of use to us. We couldn't afford any distractions when we were so close to completing our mission!"

"Why focus on some raw dough when we can research something so much bigger than us...?!"

#~ scientist's musings #~ anon

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lesamis · 8 months ago

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are you a Byron or Wilde apologist?

concerned citizens from 1895 are messaging me

#anon this was a hit with the group chat. like i won't answer it seriously. but easily my fav message ever #begrudging byron tag

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kensatou · 3 months ago

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*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

#HELPPP i just lost half an hour of my life scrolling through their videos #anon you sent this a while ago so if you haven’t watch their latest one it is. um. well.#hockey is just a bl drama full of white men sometimes…. (all the time)#hockey #tiktok #autoplay warning #sports #GAY #ao3

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annabelle--cane · 24 days ago

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Are you like. Okay

the character

#answered #anons

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anonpolls · 4 months ago

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Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-