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Started my period plus bitch ass cramps at Dollywood and Dolly herself appeared in the pink and white and gold marble bathroom to give me a voucher for a free hysterectomy at her on-site health clinic and some pain killers so I could enjoy the park in the meantime. Thank you Dolly!!!!!!!! Girls supporting girls!!!!! ✨🩷🫶🩷✨

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J.D. Vance killed The Pope with his repulsive energy and gay ass eyeliner.

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Cis-ero? Guards! Cancel him!

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😔 but we stay silly

No one wants to see the person I’m going to become if I can’t get tickets for the csh tour

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Yeah yeah making horrible governmental appointments and taking away my rights and medications aside, more importantly, what are Trump's plans for going back to make sure that Death Cab for Cutie never releases their 2003 album Transatlanticism featuring such heartbreaking songs as "Tiny Vessels" like what do you mean she was beautiful but didn't mean a thing to you Ben, please, what do you mean we'll pretend it's more than vile and cheap, please, how is Trump going to address the true pain of the American midwest which is listening to this damn album and feeling so deeply, this danger to the American people has to be stopped

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Hey so I want. Like I want. So bad. I Want. I WANT. I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT IWANT IANT IWASNT IEAWN IWANST IWANSNT TIWANTIWANT IWANTIWANIT INWATIWANT. God, I just want. You know? That's all. Just Want. I'm sorry, but yeah, want...

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Hey guys ... I ummmm, I have something to confess 😔 I - sorry, this is hard 😭 ok ummmm, I shot a man in Reno 🤚😣 just to, yea, just to watch him die 😭🫣 and yea so when I hear that train a coming 😢😫😔 I hang my head and cry 🥺😓🥴🤠 I hope you guys can forgive me 🥰🚂

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Dean Winchester saw Achilles and said yeah I can do that in fact let me exceed that energy wait wait hold my beer ass

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Facing the temptations of the flesh or like the pizza my extended family is eating that I need to stay away from lest I have acid reflux tonight or whatever

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Oh god oh god here’s a really mid fic I wrote to get myself motivated to write the better Batman fics I have knocking around my noggin.

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I’d like to note I watched the most recent tik tok video twice because the first time it auto played and the second time I was selecting and said nah I haven’t seen that yet this go around… anyway

The kitten I’m pet sitting and had to take to the emergency vet coming off of ketamine in the wee hours of morning vs me despondently watching Dan and Phil Games in an attempt to stay awake and aware but distracted enough from the reality of the situation

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The kitten I’m pet sitting and had to take to the emergency vet coming off of ketamine in the wee hours of morning vs me despondently watching Dan and Phil Games in an attempt to stay awake and aware but distracted enough from the reality of the situation

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Haven’t done my Duolingo in a long time but that owl @duolingo-owl-official-blog has yet to take me out let alone even attempt it so what I’m saying is that maybe the owl lacks power and is rather a symbolic figurehead much like someone else we know 👀big brother👀 and that if we were to collectively uprise Big Duo would not be able to control us anymore. Anyway … if I disappear for a while and come back well nourished, happy, speaking new languages, and doing Duolingo daily you know what happened

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I did not feel god in this Chili’s tonight but I did feel the devil who said “keep drinking” when they brought me the full margarita shaker when I’m on two mental health medications and was only eating a cup of soup

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I love the jokes about doing math at the table with your dad and getting upset but can I raise you doing math at the table with your *mom* who has a *masters* in the subject and innately knows what you fundamentally don’t understand but also hasn’t studied it for years and it is late and the lighting is bad and you have both had a long and stressful day and you are wretched mirrors of a myriad of issues doomed to forever reflect this hellish cycle and also you will simply never really get math

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The things I would do to play grand theft minecart circa 2014 again