underoosparkerr
underoosparkerr
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underoosparkerr · 11 months ago
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s not an “x reader” if the reader has a name.
it’s not an “x reader” if the reader has a name.
it’s not an “x reader” if the reader has a name.
it’s not an “x reader” if the reader has a name.
it’s not an “x reader” if the reader has a-
ps: nicknames and last names not inc in this rant
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underoosparkerr · 1 year ago
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i need gojo satoru so bad it hurts
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underoosparkerr · 1 year ago
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WIP #1: Untitled Bridgerton
Info: this is a bridgerton fic i wrote like when the second season had just started. it was supposed to be an anthony bridgerton x oc fic (can be written as an x reader), but as you can see I got halfway through the first chapter. reading it back, there are some details and whatnot that i’d change now as well as some details that are canon accurate. if this is something you like, let me know and i’ll but it in the running for being rewritten.
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Kent, 1800
Adelaide quite enjoyed summers in the countryside. Things were simpler, easier. She could be free and do as she pleased without the judgmental eye of the ton. At 13, she was expected to start behaving less like a child and more like a young lady. Away from London, she could truly be herself. Spending days sprawled in the luscious meadows around her family’s estate and climbing the magnificent oak trees that sprouted on the property (without her mama’s knowledge of course). In Kent, she could finally be a child.
On this particular day, she sat admiring the garden. The countless varieties of flowers and plants brought her a comfort she did not receive inside the large home. Her peaceful moment of silence was broken by her mama calling her from the porch.
“Adelaide, dear. There are people I would like for you to meet in the drawing room. Please come inside.” Her mother’s soft voice called out.
“Yes, mama. I will make my way in soon.” she replied, turning her head to face her mother.
“Not soon, dear. Now. As a lady, you know it is quite rude to leave your guests waiting.” Her mother said, with a bit more sternness than before.
Adelaide stood up, a bit exasperated, and smoothed her dress. She made her way towards her mother with a bit of a pout.
Her mother sent her a soft smile, “A lady never pouts, besides I’m sure you’ll feel better once you meet our guests.” She said placing her hands gently on her cheeks. “Now chin up my dear.” And with that Adelaide followed her mother inside.
The drawing room was a magnificent place, as was the estate. Soft green covered the wall, accompanied by gold moulding. A crystal chandelier hung from the white trimmed ceiling and beautiful mahogany flooring lined the room.
Sitting in the lush chairs, sat a woman her mother’s age and two children. The girl looked about her age, give or take a few years, and the boy was several years older. Maybe seventeen. It was clear that they also hailed from high society by the way the composed themselves.
The woman stood to greet your mother, and offered you a warm smile. “Hello, dear. You must be Adelaide. A spitting image of your mama when we were young.”
Her mother smiled brightly, “Yes, I do say she could be my twin.” she said with a chuckle.
The woman laughed before turning back to you. “I’m Viscountess Bridgerton, dear. Your mother and I were great friends in our youth.”
“It’s is a pleasure to meet you Lady Bridgerton.” Adelaide responded, giving a quick curtsy.
“And polite as well!” Lady Bridgerton exclaimed. “What a respectable young lady.”
Adelaide blushed. “Thank you Lady Bridgerton”
Lady Bridgerton turned her attention back to the two children on the settee. The two stood up in respect. “This is my eldest son, Anthony and my daughter Daphne.” the Viscountess introduced “My other children are off galavanting with their father but I am certain you shall meet them soon enough.”
The girl, Daphne gave you a bright smile and gave a polite wave. The boy on the other hand, remained quite stiff but gave a taut nod to the Countess and Adelaide.
“We have quite the bit of catching up to do, Violet. I am sure Adelaide would not mind giving your two children a tour around the estate, whilst we take the time to do so.”
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underoosparkerr · 1 year ago
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over the next week or so i’m going to be posting my wip’s and i’ll let yall decide which one i should start writing for again.
fyi: some of these haven’t been touched in like a year lol
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underoosparkerr · 1 year ago
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you guys are not ready for my fallout analysis
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underoosparkerr · 2 years ago
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unrelated but the uniform for the Capitol students attending the Academy is actually fire.
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underoosparkerr · 2 years ago
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nothing in life is certain ….except the fact that the supernatural fandom has a meme for everything
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underoosparkerr · 2 years ago
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the masses gearing up to log into wattpads that haven’t been touched in years:
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underoosparkerr · 2 years ago
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all ao3 jokes aside, let’s all give thanks to the wonderful volunteers that are working hard to get the site back up and running so that homebodies like us don’t become stir crazy.
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underoosparkerr · 2 years ago
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not ao3 being down for a second time today. what am i supposed to do? go outside….what do you take me for.
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underoosparkerr · 2 years ago
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me and jessica drew are beefin cause why did she treat gwen like that 😭
she really said “imma let him fuck you up if you make another mistake”
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underoosparkerr · 2 years ago
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i have very normal feelings for oscar isaac
(this man makes me feral)
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underoosparkerr · 2 years ago
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Why is this so true?
Meme made by Inknopewetrust
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underoosparkerr · 2 years ago
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look alright, i love miguel.
he’s bbg.
but can we talk about how he did all that for a child that’s not even HIS. like man’s a stranger in this girls life and she doesn’t even know her real dead is dead as hell.
identity theft is not a joke, jim.
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underoosparkerr · 2 years ago
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spot: wanna see a magic trick
miles: lame
spot: if you think that’s lame, watch this *kills capt. morales
miles: o.O
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underoosparkerr · 2 years ago
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underoosparkerr · 3 years ago
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i hope princess diana whoops queen elizabeth’s ass
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