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are ur fanfics (ur pettiness is seeping gn through and headache) discontinued? 💔 i’ve been waiting for new updates for months and idk if it’s discontinued or what💔

omg i should have posted somethign here but no they arent!!!! i just had my last final of highschool ever yayy now that im done new chapters soon!!!! i stared writing the chapters before i got busy so it shouldnt be too long i hope. sorry to keep u waiting for so long!!!

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what i would give to be smacked over the head with a packet by a hot mean math teacher. unfortunately i went to a private Christian school my whole life so i was left with a handful of short little bearded men and no math-teaching baddies 😒 UGH BUT MY OLD PE COACHES WIFE, RESTRAIN ME. 6'0 JACKED BLONDE CURLY HAIR. MEAN MOTHERLY VOLLEYBALL COACH. 😩

yk maybe i could just get with the hot church lady's son... i mean ive come to terms with the fact that i have to marry a man at some point (kill me now) but at least it could come with benefits. i think it's worth it just to see her at holidays every year.

ok actually though her son is a misogynistic asshole who literally said during a Bible study that women's only purpose was childbirth and childcare. yk what- since he's so obsessed with the idea that all women should be mothers- maybe i should tell him how badly i need to call his mother mommy.

find a gay man to marry thats what im gonna do tbh

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ALSO I HAVE A CONFESSION / SOMETHING I DESPERATELY NEED TO YAP ABOUT. (this is from wednesday i just forgot to send it in)

ok so i'm at this church conference thing right, and im hanging out with my friends. all of a sudden my friends mom walks up, and i've seen her before but ive never had the absolute PLEASURE of being in her close presence. this woman- im so normal for her. (mind you she has a husband and 3 kids, all around my age). she's blonde and like 5'7 and lowk jacked, and she has a big ass arm tattoo cause she used to be a professional mma fighter, but i think she just works at the church on occasion now. i literally cannot describe how beautiful she is in words- AND HER VOICE. i feel so guilty because we'd literally just gotten out of a sermon about how if you're not giving everything to God, you aren't living in Him, and meanwhile i was thirsting over a straight married Christian woman. AND SHE SMILED AT ME AND SAID HELLO. her smile is so absolutely gorgeous.. my mommy issues are beaming through. the horny thoughts weren't even taking over, they were suppressed by the urge to just be held by her. i need her to cradle me and tell me she's proud of me and kiss me forehead. it's even worse because her oldest daughter is sooo pretty too. not only is the closet glass but it's permanently shut- im so fucked 😭

omg i love confessions.

this is so unbelievably real i caught myself blushing when my religion teacher was poking fun at me lowk. thirsting in silence never hurt nobody. i also had a hardcore crush on my math teacher cuz shes sooo tall and also mean she smacked me over the head with my exam paper cuz i complained about a HALF POINT BEING TAKEN OFF cuz i didn't circle my answer properly. i need to stop im actually getting heated and this was like two years ago. miss her. my ap bio teacher was also really fine and mean. im noticing a pattern rn

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girlll i'm dead im 8 inches taller than you 😭🙏

in your defense, if we added your beloved schlong to your height, i'm sure you'd be taller <3

at least 6 inches taller babeh

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you're 4'11?

yeah cuz my massive schlong weighs me down yknowhatimsayin

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i fear this is me

im a lesbian but something about gomez addams....ughhh i swoon fr. but also i want to be him

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this made me cackle so aggressively 😭

why is the image so big. anyways #inspired

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armadillos>>> seals

fuck yeah

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definitely not random at all but armadillos are so fucking gross- they're like beetle rats.

what the fuck is that- it's so disgusting i can't it's making me nauseous. consider me #1 armadillo hater >:(

how dare u how dare u how dare you they were once knights. time comes for us all.

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ZIGGAYYYYY- LOVE the new chapter. fabulous as always.

have you watched arcane?

THANK U! and yes ofc love arcane

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not now. mommys making a 0 note post

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i love looking through the users who kudos my fics like im so happy you liked my story sevikas8inchpussydestroyer

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THANK YOU FOR FINDING IT!! I KNEW I WASNT INSANE

i dk how to put emoji on pc just imagine im putting the crying laughing emoji -insert crying laughing emoji-

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i check my wattpad notifications almost everyday because of your stories “your pettiness is seeping through” and “headache” 😭🙏🏻

i love your work sm, gng. please live forever and have a healthy life💕

omg im gettin so much love today what the flip!! THANK YOU!!! <33333 im glad ur enjoying both stories and i will live forever and ever godbless.

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IM GONNA CRASH OUT. ok so im re-reading the last couple chapters of your prettiness is seeping through, and when i finish the last chapter i go to read my comment. I FORGOT TO FUCKING SUBMIT IT WHEN I FIRST READ THE CHAPTER LIKE A MONTH AGO- AND NOW ITS GONE . ziggy i swear i still love you 😭 i read the chapter as soon as it was released and wrote a long ass comment that apparently got gobbled up by the devs

omg im so glad i decided to open tumblr for the first time in ages so i didnt answer this too late, but i saw ur comment!!! i even replied so dont worry girl. i noticed it was gone while i was rereading my chapter as well LOL. (new chap coming soon be prepared)

omg wait i went to check again u just accidentally (im assuming) uploaded it on chapter 1. love u girl dont worry

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halfway thru ur recent work 'your prettiness is seeping through' and holy shit can i just say your writing is amazing?? my mom noticed my clogged nose and puffy eyes on the ride home... please know every angsty wanda moment is savored by me. please don't explode anytime soon !! i love you /p

omg this is so sweet stop. even after like a year (?) since i uploaded the first chapter getting comments like these is still so crazy to me. im so happy ur enjoying the story and i promise i wont explode (anytime soon)

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lost track of time and spent 6 hours writing gay fanfiction. god bless