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i HATE long virtual meetings & their evaluation forms, pt. I 😀👍

the school organizers: *had their STEM students, myself included, attend an ever-so-boring virtual meeting for more than an hour*

us: *reluctantly & unfortunately went with the flow*

the school organizers, at some random point in the meeting: *made the meeting a quiz bee to "energize" us & "lighten" our mood using kahoot!*

us: *groaned in utmost pain*

the school organizers: *promised a prize to be given to the top 20 students with the highest scores once the quiz bee concludes*

our consciousness: *suddenly woke up from boredom & actively participated in the kahoot! quiz*

me, on the other hand: *panicked frantically during the entirety of the quiz bee because my kahoot! was malfuntioning, hindering my complete participation*

the school organizers, after the quiz bee: *revealed the list of the top 20 students who will receive prizes without my name in it & shared with us their evaluation forms*

the questions in the evaluation forms asking for my remarks & my dopey responses:

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b-b-but b-buzzfeed, i just turned 18! 😭🤧

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THANK YOU, SIS (of manolo)! 😭🤲💖✨

this made my entire day, ngl. 😭🤧🥺👉👈🤩😊🥰😍🔥💛🖤✨

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"gimme love in my ass." sounds aight.

Please, stop

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rog's one hell of a ride, i guess. 😳🤭

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GOD is His Name, & SPORTS is His game!

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my opinions you want, my opinions you get.

a question in the online evaluation on our current learning management system & what i think of that trash:

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the lesson i learned? the truth will set me free, i guess.

a question in the online evaluation on our virtual recollection & my most honest answer:

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my mom & her beloved music

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now y'all know.

i'm just blessing your timeline with the highlight of this day of the century (other than joe biden and jojo siwa) that i found blessing my facebook timeline. you're welcome. 😊😊

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xmas? nah. EXAMS!

me: *studied my notes and my teacher's powerpoint presentations for the last social science examinations really really hard during the weekend before christmas week*

my one/only/last brain cell: *was drained*

my body & soul: *were dead tired*

my sense of purpose in life: *was confused, was stuck between getting high marks and getting passing marks*

me in general: *was nervous as hell about the items that might come out in the dreaded assessment and about its level of difficulty*

one of the questions (& my "diplomatic" & very well thought-out answer):

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stonks, pt. II

my mom: c, please light the candle, but use the lighter this time, okay?

me: *is like on death row, walking to the candle placed on the table*

*sounds of friction occurring with the lighter being repeatedly opened/used can then be heard.*

me: *is sweating nervously*

my hands, especially my right thumb: *are sweating pretty hard, claiming those abs*

my last and/or only brain cell: *is sweating even more profoundly*

*after a few tries and a few clicks, a sigh of relief can finally be heard as the candle now bears a burning flame.*

me, after finally lighting a candle using a lighter successfully for the very first time without burning the entire house:

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stonks, pt. I

my mom: c, please open a can of sardines for the cat.

me: *approaches the kitchen counter and gets the can opener and a can of sardines as my hands shiver nervously*

*a few moments pass after i initiated (a/the) surgery on the can.*

me: *sweats profoundly*

*a sigh of relief can be heard after a few more moments as the lid of the can opens beautifully, like a piece of art.*

me, after finally opening a can of sardines successfully for the very first time without violently killing it:

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ANTI-SOCIAL social science class, pt. II

the assignment/quiz:

the research:

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ANTI-SOCIAL social science class, pt. I

teacher: *has unnatural blonde hair* welcome to our very first meeting! how was your semestral break?

us: we had a lot of projects, and we never had enough rest, sir.

teacher: *starts to laugh* really? it's that stressful??

us: *laugh nervously* y-yes, sir.

teacher: don't worry, guys! i understand.

us: thank y—

teacher: that is why i will be giving you a quiz that is due this friday! *laughs a lot*

us: *smile in pain* uhm... okay, sir.

teacher:

us:

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siri, play "we are the champions" by queen!!

me in all my social platforms: 💙💙💙

me in (facebook) messenger:

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i cannot & did not vote, OBVIOUSLY, pt. IV

the philosophy assignment:

me, motivating myself: okay, let's be short & concise for this one. one or two paragraphs should be enough. let's not think about the u.s. 2020 elections for now. please do not be a democrat activist, even just for a while. it's time for philosophy — only philosophy. please philosophize for the sake of your homework. please be a philosopher for now.

my philosophy assignment: