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frankenstine was the blueprint for pulling a hot goth bitch by being autistic

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poor british people or whatever, but 5 year old me finally has justice because every time anyone was coming over i had to help make the house spotless and anytime i would complain about having to do crazy shit like scrubbing the toilet or dusting the top of the fan, my mom would always respond “the queen of england may show up, and you don’t want to have a messy house when she does, do you?” and me, being 5 years old and fully believing that the queen MAY show up, kept on cleaning… little me would be relieved my mom could never use that excuse again…

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ep 8 ep207

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i was thinking about eddie doing the devil-horns-tongue-flicky-thing and wondering why that was his intimidation display but look…

Angus Young (AC/DC) Gene Simmons (KISS)

he took the signature moves from two of the best guitar players in the history of rock, mushed them together, and brought it into mainstream media and i think that that’s beautiful

bless this kid

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ok, but why’s tartarus kinda… 🤤🥴🥵

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ep 1 ep 205

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the choke hold this fictional dude has on me rn…

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thought i’d contribute

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one million percent on board with this idea

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in honor of pride heres my lgbt+ list for star wars

feel free to add more i feel like i missed some

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agreed but you misunderstand my friend, i mean SPECIFICALLY harleys ass belongs to ivy

thinking of post breakup harley quinn walking past joker’s base with “PROPERTY OF POISION IVY” written in gold across her ass

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i genuinely did not know how damn hot boba fett was until i met a cosplayer at a comi-con dressed in full gear who towered over me (i’m 5’10” btw not important but he was a good 6-7 inches taller than me) and that’s when i finally understood why obi-wan was so fucking obsessed with mandalorians because me too bitch

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1: could i just stand on it

2: what if i covered my pants in oatmeal and dropped from the ceiling at the exact height at which my ass would be moving 23mp/h

3: why does a chair get hard to porridge but not when it’s got someone sitting on its face

A chair that melts instantly whenever someone tries to sit on it and reforms when it has porridge (oatmeal) thrown at it at exactly 23mp/h

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thinking of post breakup harley quinn walking past joker’s base with “PROPERTY OF POISION IVY” written in gold across her ass

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I don’t care what happens in the moon knight series

as long as the werewolves look cool i’ll watch it

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you know i’m right…

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big buff dilf figure who lost his family gains adopted badass main character daughter