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I'm sorry guys, I made most of you cry cause of reminder of cats lifespan....

In that night, mc almost became a new ghost in Ramshackle dorm.

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In that night, mc almost became a new ghost in Ramshackle dorm.

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⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅Mini hcs with Idia, Malleus x Reader⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

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Small notes: both of them are sillies. Reader tried to break up with them (just as a joke).

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✶Malleus

You just asked him… For what?? I mean, do you have a dead wish to joke this way?? Kidding, just kidding, he won’t do such things as you’re his favorite child of man! But still… Please tell him immediately that this is a joke!

If you decided to continue this cruel joke of yours… He’ll probably just smirk and say “No”. Simple cold answer? NO. INSIDE HIM THERE’S A DISASTER! He’s so worried right now. But won’t show it. Of course he won’t, poor dragon boy…

Just hug him and tell him that it was just a joke. Or you’ll find people outside all covered in snow and frozen in their places.

“My dear, I would never do something against your wish, I want you to be happy. But if I did something wrong, please, I’m so sorry, It won’t happen again. If you don’t want to talk with me about this, talk with Lilia or Silver, but please, don’t leave m- What? A joke?”

Now you got a pouting dragon boy, laying with his head on your lap. Hug him more tightly, child of man! He was worried so much just for a joke?? Of course he laughed, finding it amusing, but it doesn’t mean that he forgave you immediately.

You’ll probably spend your whole night in his dorm room, hugging him and tell him, that you won’t leave and saying every 5 sec how much you love him. Until one of you will fall asleep <3.

✶Idia

Oh? Really? I mean… He expected that one day… But not so soon. He was stunned, but didn’t force you to stay. Like… He never expected to have gf/bf from the beginning. But he managed to keep his emotionless face.

But when you walked outside his room. He’ll probably cry. I can imagine him go sit on his bed, looking down on the floor, not being to say any word afterwards. He laid down on his bed, covering himself with his blankets, hugging one of demon plushie toy, trying his best not to cry. Asking himself “What have I done wrong?”.

Please, tell him that it was a joke, or Ortho will use his laser beam on you^^ (just joking... Or not. GO APOLOGIZE). Ortho will try to cheer his big brother up, of course! And he’ll probably bring you back to him for a little talk.

“What?? A-a joke??? Pff, of course I know that it was just a joke! Like, imho! Normies have such awful jokes, it was too obvious that you were JUST JOKING!” “Idia, your eyeliner and mascara are all over your fac-“ “IT’S NOT!!!”

Now, apologies will be accepted only with hugs, sweets and watching some cute and fluff anime to ease his nerves.

(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ My first hcs like this, hope you like it! Should I do it with Vil and Azul next??

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Drew Freminet for my big sis rp.. Look at my son...

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Thank you! I totally forgot about this part in the story. Thought it'll be such a fluff hcs about Mama or Papa Shroud (or they both) want their Children (actually just a child now, but back then children) stay healthy so they tried to cook some seafood for them not just some meals in a cup gag^^

What do you think Shroud's family dinner looks like?? Like, they eat something like instant noodles??? Do they eat fish cause they live like SpongeBob, under the sea?? (And Mama Shroud forcing Idia to eat this cause he hates this, but he needs to eat something more than sweets.) Or they have a power of god and anime on their sides, so they don't have to eat at all?? Oh, and Ortho just de-...

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What do you think Shroud's family dinner looks like?? Like, they eat something like instant noodles??? Do they eat fish cause they live like SpongeBob, under the sea?? (And Mama Shroud forcing Idia to eat this cause he hates this, but he needs to eat something more than sweets.) Or they have a power of god and anime on their sides, so they don't have to eat at all?? Oh, and Ortho just de-...

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Pt 2... Leave her.. She's hopeless moronsexual

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So, we all know that boys from Diasomnia not just magically but physically strong too and they look like they do.. Except for..

Malleus, Lilia, Silver and Sebek: *just standing in a field together*

Some random student: Woah, they look all so cool and strong. Except for.. That short one. Why is he even standing there with them??

*Sebek already wanted to yell, but Lilia just smirked and lifted all his three children with ease.*

After some hours in Diasomnia dorm:

Silver: Yes, indeed, it was cool of father, but... Malleus-sama, maybe you should heal him?

Malleus: I offered him this, but.. He rejected, wanting to deal with this his way.

Sebek: Lilia-sama has such a strong will! I want to be like him one day!!

*Meanwhile in Lilia's room*

Lilia: *Laying on the bed with his bad back, playing games, drinking tomato juice, knowing that it's a good excuse not to attend lessons tomorrow*

Worth it.

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Shhh... Sharly trying to rizz a stupid man up... Pt 1. Ace just jealous(no bitches)

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Random NRC student: So you're from Shroud family? Your family must be strict then if it has such influence...

Idia and Ortho: Yeah...

*Meanwhile somewhere on the Island of Woe*

Mama and Papa Shroud:*Holding hands like normies, walking on the field, discussing FNAF theories and arguing whether Eren was right or nah*

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I'M SO SORRY

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After this, Idia got a heart attack, and Chronos got his ass kicked. He won't apologize for traumatizing Idia's mom🤭🤭

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Yipeee!! Happy Birthday Azul!! 🎉🎉🎉

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Me looking at my son Chronos. There's a free space for his friends that I'll draw later, but now, they're just a plushies on his arms💖. Also, there's no unique magic for him.. Yet😈

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Happy Valentine's Day! Idia managed to ask Yuu to be his valentine (Definitely without Ortho and Chronos support) and you can too! Or maybe.. You want to be his valentine??

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Alright, I'm not stopping with my oc.. And never will. It's my true BROTP. They're two sillies, dumb/dumber. And I tried to draw him, Chronos, in twst style.. Gosh it was hard back then.. Idia is preparing gift for mc for Valentine's Day! Chronos... He's just fooling around. Maybe there will be comics at Valentine's day then, who knows.

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Aaand here's a sketch of my another oc, but from twisted wonderland. She's my baby Olya, maybe one day, I'll draw her not just as a sketch. (I'm thinking about draw her with Azul, no it's not a ship, they're like sister and brother)