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PLAYS THE XYLOPHONE ON THEM

if skinny ppl get to say things like "squishes/pokes them" and "they are so huggable" about fat characters i get to say "plays the xylophone on them" and "they look so breakable" about skinny characters

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Let him try again.

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Call me presidential the way you look at my George W. Bush.

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i see no difference love is love ♥️ (x)(x)(x)

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Happy pride to he/him lesbians, she/her gays, aroallos, alloaces, butch trans girls, fem trans boys, mspec lesbians, mspec gays, xenogender people, neopronoun users, non-androgynous enbies, she/her enbies, he/him enbies, people who use microlabels, acehets, arohets, non-passing trans people, and closeted individuals. You're just as queer as the rest of us.

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Please lord above make me hairy af give me that man hair give me that crustache give me hair on my titties please please please.

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Trans butch dyke named Chivalry

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"DNI: freaks" do you realize how conservative you look

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MY TURN

I see mooties and mootie in laws doing it so 🫶

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Greeb Gay

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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Meet a trans girl jester call her jestrogen.

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I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.

I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.

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*going to a festival that celebrates what has for a long time been considered sexual degeneracy by society* Oh boy I sure hope I don’t encounter anything that society views as sexually degenerate!

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blood as a fashion statement u either get it or u don’t

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when is comes to asexuality and aromanticism you have to be okay with contradiction. one ace person will say asexuality is about not experiencing attraction, another will say it’s about not caring to act on attraction, another will say it’s not experiencing arousal. one aromantic will consider themself queer, one won’t. two people with seemingly identical experiences will use two different labels. aro people will be in romantic relationships, ace people will have sex. you get it.

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Boobonic plague