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Anyone got a good Text Generator or Text Translator for how Zestial speaks in Hazbin Hotel? And could you send a link?

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Imelda Staunton did such a good job portraying Dolores Umbridge that any time I see her acting in anything else, I immediately dislike the character she’s portraying.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT! 🤣 This is hilarious and I have now accepted this Headcanon.

I made the comment below in a reblogged post, but I found the mental image too funny not to put in a separate post.

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Bookmarks are between me and god (and also so I don’t lose the good shit.)

reblog for bigger sample size

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Ain’t this the truth.

Three modes of feelings toward characters as the writer is writing them:

These fuckers (affectionate)

These fuckers (annoyed)

These fuckers (literal)

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Alright, to ao3's soon to be arriving Wattpad Refugees, a basic guide to general user culture:

1.) Unlike Wattpads vote system that let's you like each chapter, the ao3 equivalent kudos only allows one per work. Everyone is generally quietly annoyed about this. To engage with each chapter, you're heavily encouraged to comment. Trust me, it makes people's day.

2.) Ao3 has no algorithm. By default it's latest updated work first. You can find things to your taste through searches, filters and tags.

3.) 'No archive warnings apply' and 'user has chosen not to use archive warnings' mean two very different things. No archives warnings means the work is free from any content that could require a warning tag (character death, graphic depictions of violence, non-con, etc). User has chosen not to use archive warnings means it could contain any of the warning content, be it hasn't been explicitly tagged. Treat it like an allergen. No archive warnings apply is allergen free. User has chosen not to use archive warnings, may contain traces or whole chunks of the allergen. If you're likely to have a bad reaction, maybe don't take the risk.

4.) Speaking of warnings, ao3 has very few restrictions on the type of work that's allowed. Whatever your personal thoughts or feelings on that are, thats how the site is. You're likely to run across some dark subject matters and a lot of people are uncomfortable with reading that. You're well within your rights not like these works and have your opinion on whether they should be allowed, but harassing the authors of such works (or any works) is more likely to come back on you than them. Ao3 operates on a strong policy of 'don't like, don't read'. Use the tagging system to your full advantage to only engage with the kind of works you want to see.

We look forward to welcoming you all and seeing the fantastic works you create. Happy writing!

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When what you thought was your Crackship (due to how little content I could find at the time) becomes canon and suddenly you have a flood of content to consume.

Spoilers for Hazbin Hotel:

Yes, I just binged Hazbin Hotel yesterday.

Yes, I’ve been shipping Cherri Bomb x Sir Pentious since the pilot.

No, I have no idea what to do with these feelings. Like OMG IT’S CANON!!!

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FOR FANFICTION,

*please reblog for a bigger audience*

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i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

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If I had to read it so do the rest of you. (Also Donkey and the Dragon is my answer)

which is the better power couple:

donkey and the dragon from SHREK

OR

sid the sloth and the t-rex from ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS

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Anyone else know that they would be a voracious reader if fanfiction didn’t exist?

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elon musk made this racist ass tweet and a bunch of alt right christian bros are mad at him in his comments because he believes in dinosaurs. there is not even a joke to be made here atp

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Man, it always sucks when I’m listening to a fic and the screen reader goes “doubleyou ach ay tee eye ess why oh you are eff ay vee oh are eye tee ee see oh ell oh are doubleyou ach ee are ee dee-”

And I pause it like what the fuck, then find my phone to look at the screen and I see “whatisyourfavoritecolorwhered-”

Like, bro, please, why would you do this?

Or when it starts going “EXEXEXEXEXEXEEEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEX!!” Because somebody didn’t use the code for a line break. At least just make it one dash, please.

Like, it’s your fic and you’re writing it for free and that’s cool, so if you see this and you’re like, “mmmm, nah, still gonna do it my way” then that’s chill.

Just know that it’s really difficult for people with screen readers to read some of these fics. Me personally, when I find a fic that does this, I don’t give it a chance no matter how good it is.

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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

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Now this is a love story I can get behind. 😂

this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

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This is canon as far as I’m concerned.

wouldn’t it be adorable if the headmistresses also had Helia’s drawings on their fridges? 😭

because i can imagine little toddler Helia drawing in his little table as the headmasters talk over a cup of tea and you have him going up to Faragonda like “i made this for you” and Faragonda being all smiles because this kid is so adorable and then Helia goes up to Griffin on the other side of the table and “i also made this for you, miss Griffin” and Griffin is literally dying inside at the cuteness and Saladin just smiles. then Helia gives his grandpa a drawing too because Helia goes by the principle that if someone gets a drawing then everyone else gets a drawing too

and as years go by and Helia returns from art school, he finds out that the headmistresses kept those drawings and displayed them for everyone to see how talented he was since he was a kid and Helia is very happy about that because these women are his unofficial grandmothers and he wouldn’t have it any other way

this is too cute, i’m literally going to cry *sobs in fairy*