OG Soap meets '22 Ghost
OG Soap: Where the hell am I? What the hell happened??
Ghost: You're in our base, 141-
OG Soap: ....
OG Soap: Are you Ghost? Simon? Simon Riley?
Ghost: Yeah...?
OG Soap: You got taller.
Ghost: I did?
OG Soap: Cooler voice, too.
Ghost: Thanks?
OG Soap: You're still fucking emo though, why is that the reoccurring thing?
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Price VS Soap (OG)
Captain Price: Recruits! As part of your training you can pick your Captain who will be leading you through said training here at 141. Make your selections now, please.
Recruits: ...
Captain Price: Don't be scared now, kids. It's pathetic. Go stand by whichever Captain you want.
Recruits: *Scrambling towards Captain Mactavish*
Captain Price: Are you fucking kidding me.
Captain Mactavish: *Fucking crying with laughter*
Captain Price: Well at least I've got.. one. One recruit.
Captain Mactavish: Hey, kid! You can hop off his dick, it's alright, it's pretty much dust anyway. Pick who you really want!
Recruit: ...
Recruit: *Scrambles over to Soap*
Captain Price: FUCKS SAKE JOHN!
Captain Mactavish: RIGHT BACK AT YA JOHN!
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Me playing MW 2022: Yo I love Nikolai omg hot Russian man such a cutie pie I'd let him hit.
Me playing OG MW: I hate you so fucking much you ugly son of a bitch why are you so annoying even without saying ANYTHING??? GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEE
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Rodolfo: H-How did you know I was gay?
Laswell: *snaps fingers*
Laswell: Oh honey, I knew just from looking at you.
Rodolfo: ...?
Laswell: I'm... I'm trying to be hip. Cool with the kids, y'know?
Rodolfo: .........
Rodolfo: I'm 38...
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Soap, sighing: I had to retire a piercing today. Shame. Loved it so much.
Ghost: Soap, you don't have any face piercings?
Soap: (⚈₋₍⚈)
Ghost: Soap why are you looking at me like that?
Soap: ( ˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ghost: Johnny stop you're scaring me
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Soap: I'm in love with a troll
Ghost: Come again? A what?
Soap: A troll...
Soap: Floyd the troll
Ghost: Are you talking about that fucking children's film????!
Soap: Let me take you to a better placeeeee~
Ghost: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH A TROLL
Soap: I'm in love with a fucking troll, Simon, deal with it. He's more than you'll ever be.
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Graves: I hate British people.
Rodolfo: I hate you you're so fucking ugly and gross and cruel and I bet you eat fucking poptarts for dinner everyday cause you can't cook, you American twinkie-bar.
Graves: I wasn't even insulting you?!??
Alejandro: Sorry, he does this sometimes. Rudy, no.
Rodolfo: Did you just fucking 'Rudy no' me like a dog?
Rodolfo: I'm going to commit mass genocide and you two are first.
Alejandro: Not this again- Rudy we've been over this, no mass genocides.
Rodolfo: You're not my dad!
Graves: I think I'm going to leave..
Rodolfo: No. You stay right. Fucking. Here. Amigo.
Graves: I'm scared
Alejandro: You should be.
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Soap, captured by Graves: Let me tell you something, Mr.
Graves: ... what?
Soap: I think you should E-N-D your L-I-F-E. B-E-... Ghost, pss, Ghost.
Ghost, tied up next to him: What?
Soap: How do you spell because?
Ghost: .........
Ghost: B-E-C-A-U-S-E?
Soap: What he said- Y-O-U. S-U-C-K. B-I-T-C-H.
Ghost: Just put a B-U-L-L-E-T in my skull already, Graves.
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CoD characters' Overwatch mains
141 + Laswell + Nik + Roach
Price: Soldier. 100% That man is a soldier player and you cannot convince me otherwise. He wouldn't know how to play anyone else.
Ghost: Dabbles in all sorts, mostly Reaper. He likes the dark, edgy characters, but his secret side-main who he'll never speak about publicly is Mercy.
Gaz: Baptiste. But he also adores Ashe.
Roach: Cassidy. He loves his voicelines (and his looks, though he won't admit it outloud)
Soap: Junkrat. He doesn't care about teamwork off of the field. Just bombs.
Laswell: Ana. They're identical, I'm telling you. No further reasoning needed.
Nikolai: Pharah. He likes being in the air, even in videogames.
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Los Vaqueros + Valeria
Alejandro: Reinhart. He just charges in there swinging and hoping for the best.
Rodolfo: Lifeweaver. He spends the entire game bringing Alejandro back from the brink of death and wondering why he even bothered introducing Ale to this game in the first place.
Valeria: Sombra. I see no difference between the two. She likes to traumatise Rudy by stalking him.
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KorTac
Graves: Doomfist/Roadhog. Likes being tank, likes being a leader and most importantly, likes harassing semi-innocent people.
König: Widowmaker. He just wants to be a sniper, dammit.
Horangi: Hanzo and Reaper. Spams the most edgiest of voicelines.
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Honourable mentions
Farah: Any hitscan. Ashe, Soldier, Widow.
Alex: Farah's little pocket-puppy- Mercy.
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Alejandro: Hey, Rudy, I-
Rodolfo, startling and shoving something out of sight: Oh hey, Ale'!
Alejandro: Rudy.
Rodolfo: Ale'.
Alejandro: Give it.
Rodolfo: No?
Alejandro: I told you to stop making those.
Rodolfo, acting innocent: Making what?
Alejandro: I KNOW YOU'VE GOT A FUCKING VOODOO DOLL, HAND IT OVER. NOW.
Rodolfo, handing over his mini Graves voodoo doll: But Colonellll-
Alejandro: None of this, go to your room.
Rodolfo: I'M IN MY FUCKING ROOM!
Alejandro: WELL YOU'RE GROUNDED THEN!
Rodolfo: I'M THIRTY-THREE!??? YOU DON'T OWN ME
Alejandro: I KIND OF DO???
Rodolfo: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!
Alejandro: YOU DON'T HAVE ONE ANYWAY. MADE A DOLL OF HIM YET, HUH? OH WAIT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE
Rodolfo: ..
Alejandro: Too far?
Rodolfo: Give me back my Graves toy and I'll forgive you
Alejandro: Fuck off you're grounded
Rodolfo: MOTHERFUCKER???!!
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MWII Rodolfo refusing to help during the tank fight: I was far too scared to hit him...
MWIII Rodolfo, mauling Graves at first sight: BUT I WOULD HIT HIM IN A HEART BEAT NOWWW
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Roadtripppp!
Soap, squished in the back seat: And why exactly does Gaz get to sit in the front again, Cap'n?
Price, driving: Because he's my favourite. Also I don't trust Ghost being near the wheel.
Ghost, grumbling looking out the window: Whatever, asshole.
Gaz, smug in the front seat: It's true though, ever since Las Almas-
Ghost: I get it, I get it, you don't have to remind me.
Rudy, smushed between Soap and Ghost: Why am I here again?
Soap: I needed a cuddle buddy, obviously? Ghost isn't a cuddling type, are you Ghost?
Ghost: Nope.
Rudy, sobbing: I want to go home.
Alex, in the trunk: Can we pull over I REALLY need to piss.
Farah, strapped to the roof outside peering through a window: Oh YOU want to pull over??!?
Alejandro in Gaz's footwell like a literal dog: I feel so uncomfortable right now.
Laswell, on the phone already at the destination, laughing: Should've just taken a plane, lady and gents. Should've just taken a fucking plane.
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141s reaction to the question: 'are you gay?'
Price: No, I don't think so- maybe? Who knows. I don't really care about labels. Why should I? If I meet the right one, that's all that matters.
Gaz: 20 bucks is 20 bucks, I'll do anything for 20 bucks.
Ghost: Why the fuck would I tell you anything? Unless you're wanting to get inside my pants you don't need to know. For the record, I don't want you in my pants, fuck off.
Soap: Yesn't.
Laswell: Let me let you in on a little secret...
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Rudy, driving to the safehouse: Man, it'd be nice to get some tunes up in here, take away the edge... Lets switch the radio on.
Radio, crackling to life: Country roadddd, take me homeeee-!
Rudy: Seriously? I wish I was fucking home. No thanks.
Radio: I hate you, I love you~
Rudy: Are you fucking for real right now?
Radio: I hate everything about you-! Why do I love you??
Rudy: IS GRAVES RUNNING ALL THE FUCKING RADIO SERVICES!????
Radio: We are family!
Rudy, desperately switching channels now: WE'RE NOT FAMILY FUCKS SAKE-!
Radio: Don't call my name, don't call my name Alejandro!!
Rudy: I HATE THIS FUCKING CAR- *fucking crashes it*
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Soap and Ghost find a child
Soap: Hey, hey, you're alright, shh
Child, hiccupping: I'm scared, Mr!
Soap: I know, kidda, I know. Here- let's play a game, hm? You ever heard of 'I spy'?
Child: Y-yeah.
Soap: Bril', I'll go first, I spy something with my little eye beginning with... S.
Child: Um... sand?
Soap: Well done, yeah, it's sand. Ghost, why don't you go next?
Ghost, humming: Alright.
Ghost: I spy with my little eye something beginning withhhh... B.
Child: Uhmmm, bricks?
Ghost: Nope.
Soap: Branches?
Ghost: Nope.
Child: Building?
Ghost: Nope.
Ghost: Give up?
Soap and the child: Yeah.
Ghost: It's very obvious, you know. They're everywhere.
Soap: I'm sure it is- wait, Simon- SIMON NO-
Ghost: It's bodies!
Soap: SIMON
Child, sobbing: THOSE ARE MY FAMILLYYYYY!!
Ghost: Twinning!
Soap: SIMON, NO-!
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If Roach could talk
Captain MacTavish during the first Mission with him in MW2: C'mon, Roach, I'll race you to the intel-point!
Roach, having survived being straight-up abandoned and almost being found and brutally murdered by Russians: Race me? RACE ME? ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL WHAT DO YOU MEAN RACE ME
Captain MacTavish: Hah, I won.
Roach: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE FIRST YOU WERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING GLOBE??!?
Captain MacTavish: Took the scenic route didn't you?
Roach: I was literally three meters from the point. I left a trail of blood in the snow on my way here. Nothing about that screams scenic you DICK!!!!
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Soap wants to find love
Soap, talking to Gaz on a squad's night out to a bar: It's so hard to find love nowadays...
Gaz, scoffing: What do you mean? Look around you, there's so many to pick from!
Soap, looking around: Are you kidding me?
Soap: Price is too old, Laswell is gay AND married AND too old, Nik is...
Nikolai, blackout drunk flirting with Price: Can I buy you another drink, Price?
Soap: Nik is Nik, you're like a brother to me, Alejandro I think has... issues.
Alejandro: RUDY BET ME TEN BUCKS THAT I CAN'T FLIP THIS TABLE OVER!
Soap: Rudy is-
Rodolfo: AY I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT SO DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE, ALE, I SWEAR TO GOD
Alejandro: I'M DOING IT, RAHHHH!!!!!!
Rodolfo: ALEJANDRO VARGAS PUT THAT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT RIGHT NOW!
Soap: Rudy clearly has things he has to deal with. There's Ghost, but Ghost is, well, look at him.
Gaz, looking around: Where even is he?
Soap: He didn't even COME, Gaz. He's off in the nearby park being emo or something.
Gaz: Hey, well, there's Alex! Or Farah.
Soap: Gaz they're very clearly dating.
Gaz: Wait what.
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