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ok but Pinterest is totally the wedding planner right?

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I was on the Twitter, minding my own business, dealing with the usual chaos AND THEN SAW TUMBLR'S PROPOSAL I WAS SHOCKED LMAO

I didn't think this was something serious until I saw Tumblr's "find us a ship name" tweet KDKKDKDSLKDLWLDLALA

Good for them

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AU where Tim dresses up as Ra's and the whole league thinks it's Ra's possessing him and by the time Ra's realises he hasn't seen anyone in days Tim already has the assassins on his payroll

:)

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I’ve gone insane and started writing a cliche fantasy novel

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Batkids sleepover

Wayne Family Adventures

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DC had made many questionable choices regarding the Bats but also a lot of the time said choices are very funny. Christian priest Father Todd and vampire Nightwing who crushed Tim’s head like an overripe apple I do think of you often

Theatre kid in every universe

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Jack Drake: This is Tim, my son...

Bruce Wayne who met Tim only a couple of weeks/months ago:

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Jason loves to read and he can write an excellent level of essay.

what else does he love? annoying Bruce.

so, what did he do as a hobby?

writing fanfiction of Bruce Wayne or Batman with anyone he can think of.

Superbat? done, 10k words, slowburn, friends to lovers.

Batlantern? done, 11k words, smut, enemy to lovers.

Wonderbat? done, 15k words, dom!diana, omegaverse.

Brucebat? done, 9k words, identity revealed, childhood friends.

Twobats? done, 10k words, secret love, childhood friends to lovers.

Batjokes? done, 3k words, gore, Major character death (J).

The book was so good, when Jason converted one of the fic into a book (change name etc.) he won the best selling book ever in Gotham.

Tim, reading one of Jason's books: i know this storyline seems familiar!

Jason: ...

Jason: which one did you read?

Tim: ...

Tim, whsipering: the wonderbat ones.

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Guys I almost did it!

wrote the entrance, made the detailed research while writing it down

okay alright, I'mma write the methodology and research purposes

and then booom I'll just write down what I have

I hope

Inshaallah

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I guess I ran out of time lol

can someone HELP ME-

sooo I'm gonna present an academic research on 21th of May out of town and the due date of sending the reports is 2nd of May

I barely passed the abstract

uhhhhhhh what do I do? It's approximately about Averroism and modern science idea

I'm about to scream

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Is there anyone there?

Heya! It's been months since I last checked here. I'm too busy and can't even sleep properly and yet I couldn't achieve any progress in anything.

I am so much tired, dizzy and bored

I missed here

Although I usually don't post anything, I'm gonna at leat try to be more active

Soooooo

how have you been guys?

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Joker dies bcs during his big dramatic speech of the day he tries to be be all insane and funny by pretending to shoot himself in the head with his BANG! flag gun but he fucks up getting distracted by flirting with Batman and mixes up his guns and he shoots himself in the face in front of the bats. Jason, who was being bodily held back from shooting him himself by Bruce and Dick for the past 15 minutes, laughs so hard he fractures a rib and has to be carried back to the batmobile

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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.

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Please do this

I actually need it

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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Feanor's silmarils 🤝 Elrond's dads

One in the airs of heaven, and one in the fires of the heart of the world, and one in the deep waters

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Can you please talk about your current fandoms and why you like them???

Okay, alright

Let's start

1) Tolkien Legendarium (since February 2024)

I'm a linguistics, most likely philology nerd and this man created TONS OF LANGUAGES just for he got bored and wrote an creation myth to his OC's

I love the whole Arda in general, it doesn't matter which time the story takes place or where it takes place

However my favourite time period of all is between Y.T 1495 and F.A 590

I even made a whole presentation about The High Kings of Ñoldor in literature class and I got an 100 🙂

2) DC Comics (since 2022(partially 2015-2016))

DC is a total mess.

Completely, it is a mess when you're both trying to watch something or read something

No order, no logical explanations, everything is in chaos

God, I love it

Especially Batfam

This city and family is full of angst and tragedy

They're full of traumas, yet family chaos, psychological issues and tons of responsibilities which shouldn't be on their shoulders

I adore them

Jason and Tim are my babies and that's all thanks for listening to me

3) Marvel Cinematic Universe (Infinity Saga+some of phase 4 series) (since 2021(partially 2015-2016))

First of all I'm a #teamstark

And this was the top of my teenager obsessions at one time

MCU has an order, everything is planned and on a plane

If you're interested in this you easily may connect so many dots and understand a whole

I loved MCU for its domestic and friendly vibes

4) Shakespeare Tragedies (since April 2023)

I'm a theater kid, really

I'm in the theatre club of my school and I've been in 5 or 6 plays since 2023 and by the next week, I'll be performing a play in Arabic which is my 3rd language.

I love reading theatre texts and especially Shakespeare, for his chaos and tragedies.

Hamlet, King Lear, Romeo and Juliet, Othello, Macbeth, Julius Caesar and many other

I really love tragedies

5) Jujutsu Kaisen (since July 2024)

This is totally because of my bff who was currently obsessed with it at that time.

God, I love tragedies and domestic stuff at the same time, I know BUT WHAT GEGE DID WAS UNFAIR

I'm kinda traumatised by the end of it

6) Harry Potter (since May 2019)

I don't even follow or do stuff about this but this was the first fandom which I got in contact with real people instead of myself again.

So it's here

7) Gravity Falls

It is a classic at this point. Same things with 6

8) Heathers the Musical (since June 2023)

I LOVE musicals. Me myself is kinda musical and this was the very first musical I've ever watched and also it was the first video which I didn't watch with Turkish subtitles

Full of chaos, teenage bullshit, musical numbers and also CHAOS

Hehe

9) Hazbin Hotel

Also a musical, same with 8

10) Miraculous Ladybug and Chat Noir

Tragedical issues, same with 4-5

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Those are my fandomish fandom if you ask,

However I'm not sure my current and newest obsession can be counted as a fandom

~Football~ (since June 2024(partially 2015-2018, 2020-2022))

I'm a Beşiktaş supporter

I've always known something about football but I was younger than and when I was preparing for big exams in my life, I put aside football.

This year I turned back with EURO2024 and I really was thinking of stopping it there but because of boredom and some gossiping issues I started to consume things with football once again in July and I'm sure it was a fault by these two months that we have passed

Beşiktaş may be getting too tiring, you know?

And being obsessed with football is not so easy especially if the management of your favorite team is in terrible chaos

It is also tiring if your national team is in kind of a chaos too