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Tim: Roy brings Jason flowers everyday. You should be more like him and follow his example.
*Next day*
Kon: *Gives Jason a bouquet of flowers*
Jason:
Kon: I'm not sure, you'll have to ask Tim.
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Jason: I may not have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing.
Dick: Self-respect?
Jason: No! Lots of badass mums.
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Jason, going to sleep: Good night, Bruce. I love you.
Bruce: I love you too, Jay.
[silence]
Jason: We love you too, Dick.
Dick, in the middle of the bed: Thanks, I was feeling a bit left out.
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Jason: I donated 4 liters of blood today. Never doing it again though. They ask way to many questions.
Jason: Who’s blood is this? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?
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Jason: When I said I wanted to be held, I didn't mean accountable.
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Dick: ♩Oh my God, look at that face~♩
Jason: IF YOU’RE FEELING SUICIDAL THEN YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE
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Red Hood *crossing paths with the batfam*: oh look it’s the bitch patrol
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Roy to Jason: You can't be dumb and smart at the same time. At least pick a struggle.
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Artemis: Well the knife missed your femoral artery
Jason: That’s good
Artemis: No....that’s the opposite of good, Jason.
Jason *sigh*: Yeah, I wish they wouldn’t have missed too but Bizarro said I had to be positive
Artemis: Jesus, Jay, I meant that it’s not good that you were stabbed.
Jason: Oh...um....don’t tell Biz?
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Cass : What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Babs: 'Prettiest Smile'
Dick: 'Nicest Personality'
Steph: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Jason: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Y/N: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Jason: You mean literally or figuratively?
Y/N: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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*Dick's helping Damian out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Tim: How does Damian look?
Jason: A lot better than you, actually.
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Tim: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Damian: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Tim: Yes!
Jason: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Jason: I'm hungry, do you have snacks?
Bruce: Jason we eat dinner less than an hour ago.
Jason: Well jeez B, if you wanted me to starve you should have just left me on the streets and saved both of us the time and trauma.
Bruce: 😶
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Jason: Wanna go out for ice cream?
Cass: I'm lactose intolerant.
Jason: Okay? Just tolerate the lactose.
Cass:
Jason: Sorry.
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Jason: Hey I found this cat on patrol last night. It's staying in my safehouse for now but do any of you want it?
Duke: You picked up a cat on patrol? Why?
Jason: It bit some goon so I decided to keep it.
Tim: Then why are you getting rid of it now?
Jason: About to move, don't wanna stress it out too much.
Dick: How old is it?
Jason: Old.
Damian: I'll take it.
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Roy: He's a 7 but he spent all your money on a new tool set because it looked super awesome.
Jason: 8
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