time is a social construct and sleep is an unnecessary liability
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Leo:聽Nico, can you get the salt from the kitchen? It鈥檚 on the top shelf
Nico: Can you not reach it? How tragic it must be to be short
Leo:
Nico:
Nico:聽Jason, get the salt from the kitchen
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Rangor Fell meeting Alec and Izzy for the first time聽
Rangor : Why hello you must be Alec and Isabelle . . . Herondel i presume聽
Alec : No聽
Izzy : Lightwood聽
Rangor slowly walking away : What聽
Explosion in the background from Izzy鈥檚 cooking聽
Rangor : No, I just came out of hiding why does the world heat me *runs away*
Magnus walking in:聽 *yelling* Christopher聽
*Indistinct yelling*
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Tessa: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Will: What's that?
Tessa: You've never had leftovers???
Will: No, because I'm not a quitter.
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Izzy : Can I keep the night light on?
Jace: And provide monsters with a beacon to our location? I don't think so.
Alec: -_-
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barbara what are you wearing
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Izzy : There are no snacks in the kitchen :(
Jace: I am literally right here聽聽
Alec : *slaps Jace*
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Cassandra Clare聽in The Last hours be like: Just a little bit of miscommunication聽
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聽Tim: Jason, chill out.
聽Jason: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, line 92, "No".
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Dick: I wish someone write a poem about me.
Jason: Roses are red, violets are blue, life is short and so are you
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we believe in comic book supremacy hear
Who will win
Americas Ass聽
or聽
Nightwings ass
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Who will win
Americas Ass聽
or聽
Nightwings ass
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There are two types of boyfriends:
James: *Puts blanket over Cordelia's when she is sleeping*
Matthew: *Draws a pen mustache on partner then runs and hides *
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Bro
I really wish that Keefe and Fitz had one of those relationships where you can鈥檛 tell if they have been married for 50 years or if they are really good friends. Like are they dating are they friends are they married? Who knows. One minute they will be bickering like cats (pretend like this makes sense) and in the next they will be like. I love you bro kiss each other on the cheek and then walk off.
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Sophie is so confused because she is still falling for both of them and doesn't know if they are dating or not.聽聽
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James: HELP! I told Cordelia that I'd cook dinner tonight but I CAN'T COOK!
Matthew:
Matthew: *pouring milk directly into the cereal bag* And you thought that I could help you?
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Lucie: Hey Cordelia, I want you to meet my new friend Jesse
Cordelia: ?? But there's no one there??
Lucie: Oh shit are you a ghost Jesse?
Jesse: Yeah man
Lucie: Oh lol
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Jem: Good morning, Will, it鈥檚 a great day to be alive!
Will: *waking up, bleary eyed* Ugh, why can鈥檛 you just wake up miserable and dead inside like normal people?
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