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time is a social construct and sleep is an unnecessary liability

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Leo: Nico, can you get the salt from the kitchen? It’s on the top shelf

Nico: Can you not reach it? How tragic it must be to be short

Leo:

Nico:

Nico: Jason, get the salt from the kitchen

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Rangor Fell meeting Alec and Izzy for the first time 

Rangor : Why hello you must be Alec and Isabelle . . . Herondel i presume 

Alec : No 

Izzy : Lightwood 

Rangor slowly walking away : What 

Explosion in the background from Izzy’s cooking 

Rangor : No, I just came out of hiding why does the world heat me *runs away*

Magnus walking in:  *yelling* Christopher 

*Indistinct yelling*

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Tessa: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Will: What's that?

Tessa: You've never had leftovers???

Will: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Izzy : Can I keep the night light on?

Jace: And provide monsters with a beacon to our location? I don't think so.

Alec: -_-

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barbara what are you wearing

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Izzy : There are no snacks in the kitchen :(

Jace: I am literally right here  

Alec : *slaps Jace*

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Cassandra Clare in The Last hours be like: Just a little bit of miscommunication 

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 Tim: Jason, chill out.

 Jason: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, line 92, "No".

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Dick: I wish someone write a poem about me.

Jason: Roses are red, violets are blue, life is short and so are you

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we believe in comic book supremacy hear

Who will win

Americas Ass 

or 

Nightwings ass

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Who will win

Americas Ass 

or 

Nightwings ass

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There are two types of boyfriends:

James: *Puts blanket over Cordelia's when she is sleeping*

Matthew: *Draws a pen mustache on partner then runs and hides *

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Bro

I really wish that Keefe and Fitz had one of those relationships where you can’t tell if they have been married for 50 years or if they are really good friends. Like are they dating are they friends are they married? Who knows. One minute they will be bickering like cats (pretend like this makes sense) and in the next they will be like. I love you bro kiss each other on the cheek and then walk off.

Extension : 

Sophie is so confused because she is still falling for both of them and doesn't know if they are dating or not.  

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James: HELP! I told Cordelia that I'd cook dinner tonight but I CAN'T COOK!

Matthew:

Matthew: *pouring milk directly into the cereal bag* And you thought that I could help you?

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Lucie: Hey Cordelia, I want you to meet my new friend Jesse Cordelia: ?? But there's no one there?? Lucie: Oh shit are you a ghost Jesse? Jesse: Yeah man Lucie: Oh lol

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Jem: Good morning, Will, it’s a great day to be alive!

Will: *waking up, bleary eyed* Ugh, why can’t you just wake up miserable and dead inside like normal people?