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i feel so bad for vampires like i would be evil too if i couldn’t eat garlic bread that’s so fucking sad. what a miserable existence omg.

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i need some eggs over-creative or eggs over-explorer perhaps an eggs over-sandbox if that’s available please and thank you. i’m new to this.

The use of challenege ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"

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i haven’t played genshin impact since like very early last year. and then a lil bit once fontaine came out but like that’s it. but it’s still on my dash and

who is this gaming fellow yall speak of?

i feel like it’s pronounced ga-ming and not like the word gaming but i keep reading it as gaming and so in my head there’s this twinkish little anime guy named Gaming™️.

like the verb.

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does anyone else remember that one rlly early maybe even the first episode of steven universe where he’s like singing about cookie cat and stuff and then his finger turns into a “cookie cat” cat, and then it spreads and his other fingers are cats too. and this whole arm is a cat. and then like it keeps spreading to all over his body til he’s almost completely just. cookie cat. and like that always kind of scared me as a kid. thinking about it now it’s like actually some serious body horror stuff. poor guy. that’s horrifying. and he still loved cookie cat after that.

the indomitable human spirit i suppose.

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was thinking about astarion from baldur’s gate 3 and yk who this mf look like???

bartok the bat from anastasia. same mf personality and vibe too. cheeky shady dubious little man.

TELL ME THIS ISNT LITERALLY YALLS MAN.

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Reblog the Jellybean of Prosperity for a bountiful 2024

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Well he would say this wouldn’t he? Pudding Boy.

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pudding boy is a muffin man variant

Sounds like something a Pudding Boy would say

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God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman

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figgus just rlly resonates w me idk why

♥︎♡〜𝓕𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓾𝓼〜♡♥︎

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minthara’s can also apply to astarion if u go in afraid of hurting NPCs feelings like they’re real ppl but end up bending ur morals slightly after seeing his approvals and then by the end of act 1 ur acting like a menace bc his tendencies have rubbed off on u and u realise it’s more fun anyways 😭😭

it’s a slippery slope 😔

Baldur's Gate 3 Companion Romances in a nutshell because I've been playing the game and I have brain rot

Karlach: Haha, if we focus on how much we love each other the sense of impending doom might go away what inevitable tragic ending kiss me again lover!

Minthara: Help! She's breaking me faster than I can fix her!

Astarion: Hey baby, lemme just get close to you so you'll never let me get hurt, you're such a useful pawn wait a minute what the fuck no I wasn't SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY LIKE YOU WHAT-

Gale: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his abusive ex.

Lae'zel: A tsundere who will actually fucking kill you, now with cult deprogramming.

Shadowheart: Enemies to friends to lovers, now with cult deprogramming.

Wyll: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his predatory business contract.

Halsin: Hippie Johnny Bravo.

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Today's Seal Is: Sneef!

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can we bring back the homophobic dog memes i miss them they make me chuckle. chortle even. please?

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saw this post by @cannibalmutual and instantly thought of them so i ran to picsart and

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who is your baldur’s gate 3 bf and why is he a non-romance option npc u talk to like three times