mytholots

[mytholots]

You get me

Apollo: If I fall…

Surya: I’ll be there to catch you.

Lugh: *looks at Sol* What if I fall?

Sol: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Huitzilopochtli: *watches these two interactions*

Huitzilopochtli, to Ra: And if I fall?

Ra: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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Apollo: I go by them/them, cuz according to a box of Mac N' Cheese I'm a family of four.

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Hermes: *places finger on the cop's lips* Shhh honey we were both speeding okay?

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Hermes: Fog is just goth air.

Apollo: Are you high again?

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Hermes: Yall weak.

Apollo: You disgust me.

Hermes: *eating a kitkat sideways* And?

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Kartikeya: The eagles won last night.

Ganesh: Oh, did you watch the game last night?

Kartikeya, covered in blood and scratches and feathers: What game?

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Krishna: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Radha: Oh, you’ve been?

Krishna: Once. In Monopoly.

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Apollo: You disgust me.

Hermes: *eating a kitkat sideways* And?

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When the waves smack your ass, the ocean is actually sexually harassing you

I-

You can't-

I don't like how much this makes sense.....

Oh my-

[mytholots]

Apollo: You disgust me.

Hermes: *eating a kitkat sideways* And?

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Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

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Ares: English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!

Apollo: What is this "paper art" you speak of?

Ares: That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!

Apollo: ... Ares.

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Apollo: If I fall…

Surya: I’ll be there to catch you.

Lugh: *looks at Sol* What if I fall?

Sol: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Huitzilopochtli: *watches these two interactions*

Huitzilopochtli, to Ra: And if I fall?

Ra: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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Ares: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Tyr: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Athena: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Neit: What was the color called before then?

Bellona: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Apollo: *crying* It was so hard! I couldn't take it man!

Artemis: *patting him on the back* Yeah life can be hard sometimes.

Apollo: Life?

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Hera: Today we're making Fuck-Off pie.

Hera: You're gonna need one cup of No-One-Cares, a dash of Kiss-My-Ass, add some Fuck-You's, and a pinch of Blow-Me.

Hera: You're gonna wanna stir it all together, and shove it up your ass.

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AKHILLEUS MURDERS TROILOS ON TEMPLE STEPS

while a statue of apollo watches, and the god plans revenge

Sophocles: Selected Fragmentary Plays, A.H Sommerstein, D. Fitzpatrick, T. Talboy [Sophocles: Troilus]

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