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Apollo: You disgust me.
Hermes: *eating a kitkat sideways* And?
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When the waves smack your ass, the ocean is actually sexually harassing you
I-
You can't-
I don't like how much this makes sense.....
Oh my-
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Apollo: You disgust me.
Hermes: *eating a kitkat sideways* And?
#mod m#greek mythology#incorrect greek mythology#greek gods#incorrect greek gods#incorrect mythology#incorrect mythology quotes#incorrect greek myths#incorrect greek god quotes#greek myths#apollo#apollon#apollo deity#hermes#hermes god#hermes greek god#hermes greek mythology#apollo greek mythology#apollo greek god#greek myth memes
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Minotaur is not a species
The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.
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Ares: English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!
Apollo: What is this "paper art" you speak of?
Ares: That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!
Apollo: ... Ares.
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Apollo: If I fall…
Surya: I’ll be there to catch you.
Lugh: *looks at Sol* What if I fall?
Sol: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Huitzilopochtli: *watches these two interactions*
Huitzilopochtli, to Ra: And if I fall?
Ra: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
#mod a#mod m is posting it cuz mod a is unable to access this account yet#ra and huit are frenemies shut up#incorrect mythology quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect myths#incorrect mythology#incorrect greek mythology#greek mythology#greek gods#apollo#hindu mythology#hindu gods#surya#incorrect celtic mythology#celtic mythology#celtic gods#lugh#incorrect norse mythology#norse mythology#norse gods#sol#aztec mythology#aztec gods#huitzilopochtli#egyptian mythology#egyptian gods#ra
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Ares: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Tyr: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Athena: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Neit: What was the color called before then?
Bellona: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
#Mod D#athena#neit#bellona#greek gods#greek mythology#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect roman mythology#incorrect roman gods#incorrect norse mythology#incorrect norse gods#incorrect celtic mythology#incorrect celtic gods#ares#tyr
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Apollo: *crying* It was so hard! I couldn't take it man!
Artemis: *patting him on the back* Yeah life can be hard sometimes.
Apollo: Life?
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Hera: Today we're making Fuck-Off pie.
Hera: You're gonna need one cup of No-One-Cares, a dash of Kiss-My-Ass, add some Fuck-You's, and a pinch of Blow-Me.
Hera: You're gonna wanna stir it all together, and shove it up your ass.
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AKHILLEUS MURDERS TROILOS ON TEMPLE STEPS
while a statue of apollo watches, and the god plans revenge
Sophocles: Selected Fragmentary Plays, A.H Sommerstein, D. Fitzpatrick, T. Talboy [Sophocles: Troilus]
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Apollo, *acting tough*: You guys don't want to mess with me.
Dionysus: Yeah, Apollo will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.
Apollo: Exactly, I will straight up-
Apollo: ...
Apollo, *tearing up*: Dio, why would you say that?!
#mod d#This just seemed like him#apollo#dionysus#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect greek myths#greek gods#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek god quotes#incorrect greek quotes#greek mythology
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So guys as you know three of us run this blog and we'll be referring to ourselves as mods.
I am Mod M
@0lympian-c0uncil is Mod D and
@inc0rrectmyths is Mod A
Atm Mod A is unable to join the blog due to technical issues but hopefully they will be able to soon. Until then we'll be giving them credit for any post they ask us to make.
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Medea: look Jason, I'm not slut shaming you but...
Medea: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
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