#greek mythology quotes

[edwardian-masquerade]

"Or was my rage my mother’s? Or her mother’s? Or hers? An inherited creature?"

-Letter to my Rage; Lidia Yuknavitch

[mytholots]

Apollo: *crying* It was so hard! I couldn't take it man!

Artemis: *patting him on the back* Yeah life can be hard sometimes.

Apollo: Life?

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Ares: I just stubbed my toe.

Ares: But did I cry like a baby?

Ares: Of course not.

Ares: A baby don't have the lung capacity for the sound I just made.

[passionsofthegods]

Hera's Indecent Proposal to Ares 👀

**After the big blowout from Hebe's celebration, Queen Hera and Prince Ares decompress in her Quarters on Olympus.**

Ares: Remember when I was a child and said I did not want a little sister? 

Hera: (soft giggle) Yes, I do.

Ares: After Hephaestus fell from Olympus and you were again with child, I vowed to the River Styx that whatever you birthed, I would love and protect him…or her. Always.

Hera: (warm smile) And I gave birth to Hebe. Who you love and protect. Always.

Ares: I would do anything for her.

Hera: (raise brow) Anything?

Ares: Yes, anything. I would die for her.

Hera: That is well and good, but would you marry her?

Ares: What? (jumps from seat) No, I would not!

Hera: Why? How is marriage worse than death? I am not asking for your life.

Ares: Oh, but you are, mother. Besides, Hebe is my sister!

Hera: (rolls eyes) The gods marry siblings all the time. (gets up and fixes him a warm drink) Zeus is my brother. Your grandparents are siblings. Why, your great-great-grandmother and your great-grandfather are mother and son.

Ares: (takes the drink and chuckles) Then shall I marry you?

Hera: In a perfect world. (kisses his cheek, then turns stern) But I am already married. Your sister...is not!

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[hyapollo-brainrot]

The gods and hero’s as things my classmates have said:

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Hermes: if you slap my ass I’ll give you 10 bucks.

Aphrodite:oh hell yeah I love money *loud smack*

Hermes:ok *gives 20 bucks instead*

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Achilles: do you have any crushes

Patroclus: tall, cute, blonde boy,

green eyes

Achilles: do you have a crush on… me? I like you

Patroclus: I like you too dumbass

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Dionysus*opening kinder egg*: omg it’s balls! I love balls! Tastes like that one guys balls!———————————————————————————————————

Poseidon: *loud belch*

Zeus: gross dude

Posiden: no it’s ✨manly✨

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Hera(sleep deprived): you will never believe what the kids (Ares and Eris)are fighting over today

Zeus: who has the most armpit hair?

Hera: no their fighting over who starts the most fights

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Eris: guess what I had for breakfast!!!

Enyo: what?

Eris*sipping monster*: two red bulls a monster and a half!

Enyo: oh no…

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Eros *teaching psyche archery*:Wow your good at this! You could have shot that on a dime

Aphrodite(annoyed):pEnNy

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Poseidon: have you ever eaten a hot wheels car ———————————————————————————————————

Aphrodite: I hate those fuckin life hacks like bOiL uR cOca ColA wtf fuckin Crafty hackers!? Ugh

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Odysseus: today I woke up at 3:02am and just said where the fuck am I

[percabethownsmybutt]

annabeth: why are you following me?

percy: because we’re dating now

annabeth: okay… what about grover?

percy: we’re a package deal

grover: buy one idiot, get one free

[fromthemindofacancermoon]

Twin Flame 🔥🥵💥

[incorrecthomer]

[at Achilles's funeral] Agamemnon: *places his hand on the pyre and sobs* Agamemnon: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

[rise-deepseamonster]

Love how Percy just casually drops lore all throughout the Son of Neptune. Frank and Hazel are getting the encyclopedia knowledge on every monster they encounter plus some extra side stories from how he fought them in gym classes and "oh yea, I had a fist fight with Kronos in Manhatten."

And then they meet Annabeth and realize that behind every goofy looking powerful guy, there's an incredibly smart, capable and even more powerful woman who makes sure he doesn't die on a daily basis and are like, "oh. thats why he's still alive."

[jamsandsuch]

this quote from ovid’s telling of orpheus turning back to look at eurydice makes me crumble

[meditando-en-paris]

Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.

Achilles: *Loud gasp*

[edwardian-masquerade]

"I am made of memories."

-Song of Achilles

[edeluarts]

Get ready with me to build a giant wooden horse

Did I just spend 3 days drawing that eyeliner meme? Yes. Yes, I did.

I'm very late to this year's inktober but nevertheless I'm here))) I decided to combine the official prompt list with the classicstober here, specifically prompt 15 - dagger and prompt 20 - Odysseus. I don't know, if I will draw any other prompts, but this one was fun and I hope you like it :)

The dagger was based on Mycenaean daggers in the national archeological museum in Athens and some Mycenaean dagger reproductions I saw, the scene depicted is Odysseus hunting Athena' boar. I hc this dagger was either a gift from Athena herself or from Autolycus, I haven't decided yet.

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Ares: "Profanity is so low class."

Ares: Apologies, my good bitch. What seems to be the fuck?

[passionsofthegods]

"We gods are a prideful bunch. Each child I had, was more beautiful than the last. And then you were born with no…no…symmetry. I felt ashamed. The first and only time I have ever felt that emotion. And tears fall from my eyes now because, after all this time, I am feeling that emotion again." -Zeus to Hephaestus

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[hyapollo-brainrot]

Artemis: Huntsmen are huge, and not likely to hurt you. But the speed they move at can make you shit yourself.

Dionysus: Not when they're big. The big ones gallop slowly which is scarier.

Athena: Gallop??

Artemis: Yeah, huntsmen majestically gallop when they run. It's wondrous.

Athena: I'd like to unsubscribe from spider facts.

Dionysus: no.