qawriterhaley

[qawriterhaley]

being a writer is wild bro

part 2

one minute i’m lost in the sauce working on a whole novel

and the next minute i’m on a subway surrounded by a bunch of randos who have no idea i just reached 95,000 words on my manuscript.

it feels like some big secret 🫢👀

[qawriterhaley]

one of my pet peeves is people not telling me there’s something on my face, in my teeth, etc.

like what do you mean I’ve had a dead gnat on my forehead all morning

[qawriterhaley]

why is Lee Know in Split Fiction

[qawriterhaley]

Being a writer is crazy bro

One moment it’s like: omg my characters held hands 🤭🤗🥰

and the next moment it’s like: now someone has to d13 😀✍️💀

[qawriterhaley]

i’ve gotten my coworkers addicted to duck duck clicker on cool math games

[qawriterhaley]

Okay, so I suddenly woke up around 6am this morning, and when I told my coworkers half of them said the same happened to them? Anyone else?? What’s going on??

[qawriterhaley]

Going to the doctor with autism and anxiety is overhearing the tech talk about how high your heart rate is right outside the door and having the doctor ask you what your normal heart rate is and then tell you to calm down while they retake it until they see it lower (and what is my heart rate during a suppressed meltdown you ask? apparently 130) and you’re trying not to cry because you’re in pain and they tell you to take some ibuprofen and have you tried a hot compress? (yes) because you probably just pulled a muscle between your ribs and that’s why it hurts to breathe so basically the whole trip was pointless and the doctor doesn’t like you because you were too stressed to talk to.

Anyways, how is your day going?

[qawriterhaley]

twitter, duo. who’s next? game pigeon?

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how is it only feb 20

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no because what the hay hay is this

[qawriterhaley]

game pigeon is so back

[qawriterhaley]

Rocco talks too much

[qawriterhaley]

Got rid of what stock I had in Walmart and Target, so now I am the proud owner of a single share in Costco 😌

[qawriterhaley]

Why did no one tell me I could use the light over the stove to cook instead of the big kitchen light