#writer jokes

[maelstrom-of-emotions]

[caffeine-and-computers]

Worldbuilding is crazy, like welp guess I'll write an entire wiki page on a rare disease I just made up

[theyoungwritersmind-aristanelson]

[queerlilchinchin]

Your characters are always there.

When you are trying to sleep.

When you're trying to work.

When you're trying to clean your body.

They're always there.

Oh, except when you sit to write. then they're too busy to answer the dang phone.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

*trips* *hand smacks computer* *wip tab closes* *blank google doc opens* *three chapters appear* oh fuck not again

[ablatheringblatherskite]

Here's the thing. I'm not afraid of writing. I like writing. I might even say it almost comes easy to me. What I'm afraid of is EDITING my writing.

[ailingwriter]

Person 1: I don't get why she freaked out, I just told her that she a and Susan should get married!

Person 2: No, you told her, a writer, that the solution to her problem was "Marry Sue".

[ermalilee]

I’m thinking about what life would be like if we were characters written by people on different platforms. If you got a Wattpad writer, you are suffering by the pen of a 12 year old! If you got a tumblr writer, congrats, you’re fucking! And if you got AO3, get ready for a long rollercoaster ride with depth.

Imagine being aware? Like some faction/district assignment type shit?

"What district are you in?" "…Wattpad."

[maelstrom-of-emotions]

Everybody always thinks that a large amount of time in writing goes into stuff like editing, making an outline, or character designs, and I'm here to tell you that no. While that is time consuming, it is no where near the time we spend on pre-writing — which means scourging all pieces of media to find if someone wrote the story you want to read and then admitting defeat and writing it yourself.

[caffeine-and-computers]

being a writer is half the time rereading something you wrote and thinking, “ooh, I wrote that?” 😀 and half the time thinking, “ew... I wrote that?” 😬

[theyoungwritersmind-aristanelson]

[theglitchywriterboi]

This trope hurts me so much everytime

[thegardenandthegrave]

Thinking about how we can have names like April, May, June, and August.

Meet my new character, Toby.

It's short for October.