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Sex is ok but like. have you tried good pasta

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Silco: You know, I’m still a little nervous around water…

Vander: Oh for goodness sake-

Do you think AU Silco and Vander ever moved past the Drowning Thing enough to make jokes about it?

Vander: It's your turn to do the dishes love

Silco: Don't I get a pass? You tried to kill me after all

Vander: Jana help me and I will finish the job if you don't do THE DAMN DISHES

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YOU hates terfs

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Don’t know why I wanted to draw this dumb, silly idea but here we are lol

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Story idea:

A fortune teller but instead of them actually being able to read the future they’re just doing everything in their power make their “predictions” come true

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the whole anakin wanting to be a master thing is even funnier when you consider it from obi-wan's pov, who at age twenty-five - three years older than anakin in rots - was still a padawan. like anakin is over here, 22 years-old, essentially a sleep-deprived college student with bags under his eyes standing in front of his profs saying "how DARE you put me on the university board but not make me a professor, it's unfair!!" meanwhile when obi-wan was 22 he was bugging qui-gon to let him take a 600 level seminar (his trials) but every time he asked qui-gon would hit him with the "you need to complete your pre-reqs first."

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NO WAY DID THIS END UP ON MY DASH THAT’S INSANE

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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ORIGINAL SHOELACE POST IN 2024?! THIS IS STUFF OF THE LEGENDS

Tumblr Code.

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Sorry for doing that

✨Weird Thing✨

I also have no idea why the fuck I did that

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Do y’all ever think there’s something out there that’s said to be poisonous but in reality the person who tested it was just allergic?

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No further captioning necessary, your honor.

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Shax: Do it or you’re straight

Crowley: *loud gasp*

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Nina: What is Crowley like when he’s mad at you?

Aziraphale: I once asked him for a glass of water after a fight and he brought me a glass of ice and said “Wait”

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“Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”

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I wonder if Neil Gaiman just randomly sits down in a chair in his living room, grabs a snack and just scrolls through the shambles that is the tumblr Good Omens community

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S02E03 I Know Where I'm Going

This scene destroyed me. Physically and emotionally. Oh Aziraphale, you poor sweet angel...