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Ok I do not ship this at all (no offense to any shippers, ship what you want to ship), but I had this random thought while looking at a post with Peter and Dr. Strange. In the post, Dr. Pepper is mentioned. So- if Dr. Strange and Pepper became a thing, their ship name would be:

✨Dr. Pepper✨

Update: I have looked it up and yes, someone has already made this discovery 😢

(Someone also said Pepper and Bruce could have Dr. Pepper as a ship name)

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Aizawa, sighing: Eri you cannot have ice cream for breakfast.

Eri: *puppy eyes* please

Aizawa, resisting: No.

Eri: *demeanor changing completely* FUCK YOU

Aizawa: *shooketh*

Aizawa, cautiously: Eri... where did you learn that?

Eri: From Katsu-nii. He told me not to let anyone tell me to do something I don’t want to do. And I don’t want to eat anything other than ice cream for breakfast.

Aizawa, Tired AF of life: *takes deep breath* BAKUGOU!!!

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Eri, playing video games for the first time: DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Class 1-A: 👁👄👁

Bakugou: 😍😍😍

Bakugou: My Child Now.

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Peter: I'm ambidextrous.

Harley: That's what's up, man, love who you love.

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I was so invested 😭 someone pls write the rest of this

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This is me.

Hawks: But I need Dabi there. 

Hawks: I need someone to glance at when people inevitably annoy me.

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Twice.

1: Oh my god you are so beautiful and amazing!

2: Go the fuck away you ugly bitch no one likes you

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Hero Professor: You’re currently failing your ethics class Hawks: [Slides 2000¥ across the desk] How about now? (Source: twitter)

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President Mic before the entrance exam: break a leg everyone!!

Midoryia: sir, I’ll be happy to oblige.

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(Warning: Don’t read if you are an Endeavor fan)

Dabi: *beating up Endeavor on the battlefield*

Natsuo, appearing seemingly out of nowhere: Woohoo! Go Touya! Fuck that asshole up!

Shouto: Natsuo, what are you doing?!

Natsuo: What do you mean? I’m cheering him on obviously!

Natsuo: *continuing* Kick his face in Touya! Wait no- burn his dick off!

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Love this.

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*Tony for some reason driving with all of the kids in the backseat* (the kids: Harley, Peter, Shuri, Morgan)

Harley: *spots a “road work ahead” sign*

Harley: *gets the other kids’ attention*

Tony, unknowingly: Damnit, road work ahead.

The Kids, in unison: Ah yeah, I sUre HoPe It DoEs

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Alternative Where DabiHawks Doesn’t Break Up, But Dabi is still Disgusted™

Dabi: *sees Hawks eating chicken*

Dabi: *disgusted*

Hawks: *looks over and sees Dabi’s facial expression*

Hawks: What?

Dabi: *points at chicken*

Hawks: ?

Dabi: The Chicken.

Hawks: What about the chicken?

Dabi: That’s- that’s-

Hawks:

Dabi: That’s CANNIBALISM.

Hawks: *stares*

Hawks: *sighs*

Hawks: Why am I dating you?

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I-

“You’ve yeed your last haw”

—Peter Parker to Harley Keener, very probably.

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Peter: Mr. Stark

Tony : Yes?

Peter: Do you want to see a butterfly?

Tony : Wh-

Peter: *throws butter across the room*

Harley: *wheezing on the floor* thAT WAS GOLD

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Harley: When I say “I understand,” it doesn’t mean I understand. It doesn’t mean I agree. It doesn’t even mean I’m listening.

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Harley, grinning: I have a unique way of lighting up the room.

Tony, from the other room: WHO SET THE COUCH ON FIRE-