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happy pride to whatever the fuck this was

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Hooting and hauling at this shit

"He asked for no pickles"

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I cant deny it any longer. I find john walker very attractive and would like to fuck this man senseless.... am I a lesbian?... maybe😼. Was I a john walker hater like 2 months ago, yes. Do I want to bend this man over and fuck him with my strap till he gets pregnant... yes, yes i do

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Ava starr fic idea (very much just smut)

But like hear me out. You and ava are dating, and occasionally her powers flare up, making it hard to control and causing ava to hurt a lot. Yes the suit helps but when its midnight, and shes trying to sleep she doesn't like wearing that clunky hard suit to bed. Especially if you're there, how is she supposed to cuddle with you.

Sometimes physical touch can help with the pain. A tight hug, you laying on top of her, your hands pressing on the sides of her head while you both lay under a weight blanket. It doesn't take all the pain away, it actually doesn't really do much for the pain, but it does offer comfort. That's what she needs when her pain flares us.

One night, when her powers were really acting up, her body phasing in and out, she clung tight to you. Had you laying over her, her arms wrapped around you. She kept groaning and whining in pain, not much she could do besides suffer through it. You wanted to help, at least ease her pain, maybe distract her.

It wasn't an ethical idea, but it was better than being useless. You moved your knee between her legs, and pressed up, causing her to jolt and grip you tighter. She never stopped you though, she went along with it, desperate for any sort of relief from her pain.

Next thing you know ava is wrapped in her weight blanket as you eat her out for hours. The pleasure seemed to help dull the pain, or at least distract her enough to feel some relief. You laid there for hours, mouth on her cunt and fingers working in and out at the slow and deliberate pace.

You only stop when she falls asleep from exhaustion. So overstimulated but also to tired to stay awake any longer. The pain had lessened, giving her the chance to finally sleep. You kept going for a bit longer, eventually crawling back over her and laying all your weight on her.

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Let me post my brain rot please!

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Thunderbolts cooking head cannons!

I cant get it out of my head!!!!!

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Yelena: she loves to cook the oddest things that end up tasting pretty good. She's not the best cook when she first starts cooking for the team, but she gets pretty good at it down the line. She can follow a recipe to a T but don't let her experiment when it comes to the teams meals, she'll fuck it up. (It doesn't matter how bad it is alexi will eat all of it and tell her it was wonderful, even if it was dog shit) later one, her experimental food starts to taste better as time goes on.

Alexi: hes definitely an instant meal kinda guy, frozen pizza, stouffers, one pot type shit. He doesn't get the concept of seasonings so he will straight up boil chicken and call it a day. The team obviously doesn't like that and tell him to stick to his frozen meals.

Bucky: bucky doesn't really enjoy cooking. He's ok at it, but he finds it mildly stressful. He used to be the winter soldier. He should be able to handle the stress, right? Wrong!! Bucky is a perfectionist, and if the meal he makes isn't perfect, he gets pretty upset at himself. He tends to stick to soups or pastas, something thats hard to fuck up and only uses one or two pots. Tiktok one pot meals are the only videos he saves.

Bob: bob LOVES to cook, since hes rarely on missions, he kinda becomes the main cook. He's always keeping the kitchen stocked with ingredients and snacks. He definitely keeps a handwritten cook book on him, and is always adding things to the list. Him and john are the only ones that add to the list. Bob tends to stick to more traditional American home meals (comfort food). That's what hes best at, and what makes him feel most at home. His most adventurous dish was tikka masala, like thats his limit.

John: john is surprisingly a really good cook. He can make something out of nothing. If someone complains there's nothing to eat, boom john has made a four course meal. Maybe hes not that good, but hes good. He also likes cooking, it helps him feel like hes in control while also following instructions. Him and bob have a list of everyone's favorites foods written down in bobs cook book, just incase someone has a rough day. He cant bake for shit though, don't let this man makes you a cake, you might die.

Ava: she can NOT cook. Ava has actually been kicked off the weeks cooking list because shes so bad. She tries her best, really she does, but everything she makes taste like brown. She has given the team food poisoning twice on accident. She feels terrible and makes up for it by being everyone's sew chefs. She can cut things up and grab the ingredients, just don't let her touch the pot.

(Bonus)

val: she orders Chinese, drops it on the table, and says, "i made dinner," before leaving to go do her own thing.

Mel: Mel tends not to hang around the tower, so she never got put on the dinner list, but she loves to bake. She will bring in cookies or muffins occasionally. On someone's birthday she will make them a cake and sticks a bunch of photos of said person on it like its a 'hear me out' cake.

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Tits, ass, or thighs™️ thunderbolts edition

Basically what I think the thunderbolts would prefer. Might get a little freaky idk, we'll see. (It gets pretty freaky)

Cw: nsfw, 🔞, we r gonna talk about sex people be prepared. Is this gooner content? (Yes it is)

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Yelena: I have always head cannoned yelena as aroace, but who's to say she can't appreciate a woman with a nice ass. She's not attracted to anyone, but if a woman with a big butt walks by shes staring. ESPECIALLY if the lady is in a short tight dress. I mean who wouldn't look tho.

Bucky: I think bucky likes all three equally, but if you have larger thighs, oh, he's all over that shit. Kissing them, biting them, you will have bruises all over your thighs from him. He'd probably ask you to wrap them around his head while he eats you out, wanting to be smothered into you. And if they jiggle when you walk, girl, you better run because buckys after you. He'll bend you over the nearest surface and fuck your thighs (with your consent of course.)

John: I can see John as and ass or tits guy, but i my mind hes more of a tit guy. Big or small he doesn't care. If your wearing something low and some cleavage is showing, he's looking like he's a teenager who lacks respect. When you two are laying in bed together he makes sure his head is nestled right between your breasts. And during sex, hes got one tit in his mouth, the other being groped by his hand. Like this man could get off just by sucking on your boobs, hes pathetic.

Ava: like john, she likes butts and boobs. When it comes to size, she doesn't care how big or small your ass is, as long as she can see it she's happy. But she definitely prefers big boob's. Like ava is the type to motor boat "as a joke" but secretly enjoy it. She would place gentle kisses on your breasts, her fingers working between your legs as she watches your reaction. A few sucks hear and there, but shes no where near feral, her adortion for your body is soft, as if shes in awe.

Alexi: there is no doubt in my mind alexi is a thigh guy! The bigger the better, but i think he feels that way about everything when it comes to a woman. He will constantly have a hand on your thigh, whether hes driving, eating, or making love to you. He's rubbing along your thighs and worshipping every inch of you. Its a bonus if you have a chubby stomach with big thighs. Oh! You are never getting a full night's rest again.

Bob: bob is a simple man, he knows what he likes, and its boobs. And honestly, he likes smaller breasts, why? I don't know, but he does. Especially when they fit perfectly in his hand. He likes to hold them, watching your breasts bounce slightly while you ride him. His eyes wide and transfixed. When your dressed, he'll think nothing of it, but the second you take your shirt off, boom! His eyes are locked onto you and your pretty breasts.

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I definitely didn't write this at work... 🚬🐺... um anyways, let me know if u want more head cannons sfw/nsfw. Or go more indepth of these😈 heehhe.

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SOMEBODY GETS ME!!!

introducing THUNDERBOLTS as MLP

the thunderbolts (mane 6) defeat void (nightmare moon) with the power of friendship!

introducing VOID as NIGHTMARE MOON

YELENA BELOVA as TWILIGHT SPARKLE

JAMES “BUCKY” BARNES as RARITY

ROBERT “BOB” REYNOLDS as FLUTTERSHY

ALEXEI SHOSTAKOV as PINKIE PIE

AVA STARR as APPLEJACK

JOHN WALKER as RAINBOW DASH

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Bron to be bob, force to work a 9 to 5

sweetie just started living a normal life and now mf Doom is going to fucking ruin it for him

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angry kitten and kicked puppy.

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Bucky ships and how I feel about them!!!

Theres no point to this post I'm sick and letting the bugs write for me. If u don't agree with this then thats cool, im simply sharing my opinion.

Steve x bucky: I do really like this ship, it's very natural, and they have good chemistry. BUT (yall r gonna hate me), it's not my favorite. Ya, I watch edits and look at fan art as I kick my feet and giggle, but truly, they are best friends. I, too, would go to the ends of the earth from my best friend. Like ya, they definitely love each other, but its very brotherly to me. (This will probably get me flamed, but it's simply my opinion)

Sam x bucky: NOW THIS!!! This is THE ship! They are very much rivals to friends to lovers and I love them! I say rivals cuz they weren't enemies, they just didn't like each other. But they definitely became something more and I just cant get enough of it. Such an old married couple. Im definitely gonna be put on some kinda stucky fan hit list for saying this but sam and bucky have more romance than steve and bucky ✋️😬🤚 sorry.

Bucky x sarah: might sound wired after what I just said but we are separating ships here, but i really really like this. So far im the only person who ships Sarah and bucky but like they would be so good for each other. Like Sarah is a strong independent woman who will put you in your place, but she is also kind and generous. Her and bucky would level each other out perfectly. He's there to show her that she doesn't have to do everything, and can take time for herself. While shes the gentleness he needs after so long of only knowing cruelty. Like do yall see my vision! I need soft domestic bucky! And I think he would be a great dad! He'd love to build a tree house with AJ and Cass, help with history homework, go to their science fairs!!! But ya, if u cant tell i think about this ship a lot, I have so many head cannons

Bucky x Natasha: yes yes yes 1000× yes. U r correct. Ik they r cannon in the comics so this isn't really a ship exactly. I don't think they work well together outside of hydra/red room though. Like they r very much "a warm body to hold" type of relationship. They were there for each other when they needed it most, but afterwards I don't think they are good for each other. But I still really like the ship, i liked this before I liked stucky.

Bucky x yelena: no. Do not come to my town. (Yelena is aroace)

Bucky x john: I don't like this ship, but I understand where people r coming from. I still don't like it. But I will read the fics and look at fan art cuz its very intriguing. But I still don't like it. (I don't wike it) edit: I have slightly changed my mind. While I don't ship it, its definitely growing on me. I won't say i like it, I won't say I don't like it. Its like a guilty pleasure.

Bucky x alexi: no... I don't see the vision, I don't understand, I don't like it. Thank u

Bucky x peggy: who are you and where did you come from. No (respectfully)

Bucky x tony: I know what your doing but I don't like it. Please leave me alone.

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Anyway thats it, comment other bucky ship so I can judge them.

This is my courtroom and my opinion, so don't take offense to any of these, im just wasting time while im rotting in bed.

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For you john walker gooners (me) out there, this is for you (me)

Listen, I've been a john walker hater since day one, then I watched thunderbolts and was like "oh, hes not a bad guy, just an asshole" then I re-watched tfatws and I realized bro is lowkey in the right like half of the time. I to would k!ll someone if they offed my best friend

ANYWAY!!! I wanna get john walker pregnant.

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The void (oc edition)

So I have a marvel oc named lizbeth who is lowkey (not lowkey at all) buckys adopted daughter and therefore I have to put her in almost any movie/show hes in cuz I have a worm in my brain that tells me to.

Massive trigger warning!!! ⚠️

(Mentions of death, killing, mentions of torture, mentions of r@pe, description of r@pe aftermath, blood, vomit, children being hurt)

Please understand this is not romanticizing any of this shit. it's simply part of the character lore. If its not for you, please skip because this is a dark one-shot.

Characters: original female character (lizbeth), bucky Barnes, John walker, yelena, alexi.

Ok you have been warned so read at your own risk

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Liz stood by as yelana walked straight into the void, her arms out as if welcoming it. The darkness consumed her till she completely vanished, only her shadow remaining.

Alexis gutteral cry shook Liz from her shock, the sudden feeling of hot tears in her eyes making itself known. Liz didn't know yelana long, but she knew her. Liz had heard countless stories from Natasha about her baby sister. Nat would talk for hours and Liz would gladly listen.

Now seeing yelana dissappear, not knowing if she's alive or dead, felt like a gut punch, like she lost her last tie to Natasha.

Liz comes back to the present again, seeing John and bucky holding alexi back as he tries to get to his daughter. Liz looks up at bucky, their eyes meeting. She could see the guilt and sympathy in his eyes, understanding Alexis pain but needing to keep the man at bay.

Liz's mind was spinning, her head full of thoughts. But all she could come up with was go after her. Not much thought was put into it, no plan, no idea what was going to happen. But the next thing anyone knew, Liz was running straight for the void, in hopes to find yelana.

She can hear the faint sound of bucky yelling, but it quickly disappears as the darkness consumes her.

It felt like a plunge into frozen water. Cold thick air surrounding her as she pushed forward, walking with no direction. It felt like she was being choked, there was no air, no sound. Just cold.

Liz let's out a loud gasp and her eyes shoot open. The freezing temperature gone, but the air is still cold, at least it's a natural cold. Her vision was blurry, all she could see was dark shapes moving around in the dimly lit room. "YELANA!"

Liz called out, hoping one of these blurry figures was yelana. "Yelana!" She shouts again.

Liz takes a step, stumbling forward, and running into somone. She reached her hand out as her eyes slowly adjust, her hands feel clothes. As her eyes adjust she finds herself in front of a little girl.

Liz steps back, recognizing the little girl immediately. Those golden eyes reflecting her own. Liz takes another step back once she sees the gun in little hers hands.

The smell of blood and rust mix into a nauseating cocktail of memories. The stench of hydra filling her nose.

Liz turns, desperate for a way out of this hell, but she's only met with an even more horrifying sight.

It clicks, where she is... what's happening. In the void you face your deepest fears, you relive the day you fear the most, the memory you push down to the depths of your mind.

Lizs eyes immediately well up with tears as she looks down at bucky. His hands and legs bound, blood smeared across his bruised face, forced onto his knees.

She can't help the sob that escapes her as she backs away, shaking her head. "No no no NO NO!" she cries, immediately ducking her head back and covering her ears as the sound of a gun shot rings out.

Liz hold her hands tightly over her ears, hot tears rolling down her cheeks as she shakes her head quickly. "No no no no" she mumbles to herself, trying to keep her sobs at bay. She didn't know if they could hear her, if they could see her. She didn't want to be noticed or seen, it felt like she was really back. That everything that's happened was a dream and she had to wake up back in this hell hole.

Liz stays there, knelt on the floor, her hand over her ears. She was shaking, struggling to breathe, liz was spiraling. Was this really the voids doing or was she actually back. What was real, she didn't know anymore, it all looked real, it FELT real. It was all the same, all the way down to the smell.

She felt a shift, it wasn't physical, it was a feeling. A feeling deep in her gut. Something happened.

Before she could figure out what it was the sound of a loud terrified scream fill her ears. It was her own voice calling out for bucky. Yet she had uttered no words.

Liz looks up, the room was different. She was now in a dark long hallway, the lights were dim but still made her eyes hurt. There were doors on every side of her, small windows with bars cut out into the doors. Metal walls lined what used to be stone, making it even more inescapable.

Liz shivers the cold air hitting her like a brick, cold like the cruelest winter. The stench of blood never leaves, its constantly lingering around her, making her sick.

Liz eyes fall to one door, where her scream came from.1917, that was the number on the door. No screams came after that, only the occasional sob or whine.

A deep rooted feeling bloomed within her, her stomach churning and her throat closing. Shame burned through her like a fire, her chest tight as the flames scorched her soul. Disgust made itself known, a cold shiver running up and down her body as she remembers the horrors. Hands... cold hands. Unforgiving and cruel hands.

Liz sunk to the floor against the cold metal wall, holding herself tightly. She didn't dare cry, she wouldn't make a sound. What if they heard her, they would know the pain they caused her. They would get the satisfaction of seeing her weak, knowing they won.

Liz covers her mouth, rocking back and forth, trying to muster through the memory.

This was the worst part of her life, and she was forced right back into it. It was something she pushed down, deep into her subconscious. She was ashamed and disgusted with herself, but most of all angry.

Hydra was oddly religious, talking of God, preaching that we were saviors like him... but if he was real, this wouldn't have happened. She was angry at a god she didn't believe in.

Liz sat there for what felt like hours, trying to drown out the sound of occasional whimpers of pain and the muffled voices of men. Three men. Three men.... three men she could never forget.

Amongst the muffled sounds in the hall she could hear her name being shouted. It sounded panicked, but she assumed it was all in her head. The voice got louder but she just ducked her head down holding her ears tighter. "It's all in your head, it's all in your head, it's all in your head."

She whispered to herself over and over till she felt a warm hand gently placed on her shoulder.

Liz jumps back, a terrified scream ripping from her throat. She swung her arms frantically and crawled away, terrified. She looks up, wide crazed eyes looking up at the person who stood before her.

She let out a choked sob, relief washing over her. John walker stood before her, his dirty suit and bent shield was a relief to see in this god forsaken place. She never thought she would be so happy to see his stupid face.

Liz sits there, looking up at him, her breath fast and uneven. She's still living in her memory, the horrors still playing out.

John crouches a little, looking around worried, he has no idea where he is or what's going on. He understands that the void sends you back into your worst memory, showing you your deepest fears and regrets. He had somehow broken free from his personal mind prison to find yelena, but instead found Liz.

Yes, they hate each other, they had a not so good past with each other, but that doesn't mean hes heartless. He knew Liz used to be in hydra, he knew that her and bucky had experienced things he could never comprehend. So yes, he hated her, but he was sympathetic, understanding.

John knelt down at liz's level, coaxing her closer. "Come on, we gotta find yelana." He says urgently. Not wanting to stay in this freezing hall any longer.

The sound of men laughing and a pained whine draws both their attention. The noise came from the same room, 1917.

Liz scoots back, standing up on shaking legs, walking closer to John as he stands as well. His gaze was trained on the door, alert for any danger.

The door swings open with a loud bang, making both Liz and John jump, pulling out their weapons. Three men walk out of the room that was now reviled to be a cell. The three men act as if they just won a football game, a proud look on their faces.

Liz immediately turns away, covering her mouth to stop the sob that dared escape her. She faces the wall, closing her eyes as the men pass. They pay no attention to Jon or Liz, one finishing zipping up his pants as he catches up with the others. Smudged blood stains their hands and the bottom of thier shirts. One man has long scratches along his face and arms, he tried to tend to them as they walked down the hall.

Liz didn't need to turn around to know what they looked like, their devilish faces ingrained into her mind forever. When they were finally out of ear shot she lets out a sob, her legs giving out as she crouch to the floor, letting out muffled sobs.

Her sobs mimic the sobs of the one now coming from the cell, the same hitch and pained sound coming from her and the girl in the cell.

Johns curiosity gets the better of him, hes not good at comforting and frankly, he doesn't want to comfort Liz, he wants to get out, but he also wanted to know what happened in there.

The horror he is met with was unlike any other. His stomach twisted in disgust, nausea churning around and up his throat, causing him to spew vomit onto the floor.

Liz can't help but turn around, she knows what she'll find, but she has to see. She slowly turns around, the dark cell feeling colder than ever. A small body laid on the floor, blood pooling beneath her shaking figure. Her clothes stripped and thrown around the cell carelessly. The blood came from her lower region, a long with... other unmistakable fluids.

Liz stood still in to door way, watching her younger self suffer through the horrors that haunted her endlessly. A large cut on the girls stomach bled as well, a surgical cut, one made to remove reproductive organs. The sticking had split from the mens attack.

Liz sucks in a sharp breath, tears rolling down her face. She felt so many things at once, shame, disgust, anger, sadness, emptiness. It was so overwhelming yet she didn't know how to express it. She simply turned around and took a shaky breath. "she'll get up." Liz mumbles, not bothering to look at john and his inability to look away.

John is so shaken over the sight, the poor girls face was beaten, and she had a knife sticking out of her shoulder, obviously the thing that had kept her down. John looks at liz in horror. "She'll die"

His voice breaks, tears in his eyes, he cant fathom leaving a child in this state, even if this was only a memory. which hes seem to forget that part, not yet realizing that little girl is liz.

Liz swallows hard, nodding. "She will" liz whispers, still looking straight ahead at the door opposite the cell. No she didn't die in that cell, she kept breathing, but that seemed to be it. Ever since then liz has only been breathing, a dead body with a beating heart. It wasn't until she was free that she felt the warmth of life seep back into her cold body. "Let's go"

Liz says bluntly and immediately marchs forward, waiting for John to catch up and lead the way. He gives the girl on last glance only then seeing her golden eyes, an exact copy of lizs, though he knew this wasn't some alter ego. That bloody beaten girl was liz, yet here she is, determined to keep fighting.

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Wow ya so that was dark sorry but I had to write that and get it out of my head

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The ref i made for a cute thunderbolts drawing I'm gonna do😈😼 yes there's an extra person, I have free will and put my marvel oc into any piece of media I can now leave me alone 😭

The order (top to bottom) john, lizbeth (oc), bucky, alexi, yelena, bob, ava ♡

This is all platonic guys. I have a head cannon that they have a group bed, where they go when they don't want to feel lonely. (Bob, yelena, and ava are usually the ones who occupy it.)

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Me with john walker 😔🫃

Ugh I’m so mad, this dudes cringe fail demeanor and asshole aura have unfortunately bewitched me

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Thunderbolts is literally just mlp. Let me explain

Six thunderbolts (new avengers), 6 main ponys, saving the world with the power of friendship, i mean come on guys.... we just watch mlp marvel au

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I have never been apart of a fandom birth and it's genuinely great!! (This is about thunderbolts by the way)

I also didn't get into marvel till 2019 so I sadly missed out on the prime of the marvel fandom.

But oh boy am I so excited to read and write new avengers tower au fics. LIKE!!!! guys!!! Omg I can create good shit and read good shit!!! I'm so excited!

Thunderbolts has literally taken over my mind. Like what am I supposed to do about this, it's to new to have fics and fan art. Like ya there's some but I won't sm i can doom scroll through it and never reach the bottom.

Speaking of bottom, i want to get john walker 🫃. Sorry it had to be said, he's such and asshole and really ugly but give me the strap and 5 minutes, I swear I'll make it work. (Opinions on sentryagent? My opinion is a big yes)

My only gripe is the lack of bucky screen time, but I will literally say that about every marvel movie. Even if he's not in it. Give bucky more screen time marvel.

Anyway I will be writing a tower fic about alexi and John getting drunk and singing karaoke while Bob teaches bucky to bake, and yelaina is teaching ava to do makeup to help her regain a sense of self. Or some shit like that

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Drew myself in the arcane style