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People ashamed of shipping brutal Batjokes... dont be. Its amazing.

I just decided to rebinge some comics and holy shit. I never processed just how fucked up Joker was in his early days, and he was still working out all his kinks. He wasn't making these big flashy plans to get Batmans attention, no, this was when he was truly killing for the purpose of wanting to.

Brave and the bold (2023) is a good example for what I'm trying to show here. The shit Joker does in that is crazy and it goes in DETAIL.

I mean he beats the living crap out of Batman, since he's also figuring out his own act at this point. Everyone is clearly petrified of this guy and Batman should just wanna throw him into a dingy cell to suffer for the crap he did. But he doesn't want to! Instead, he finds himself trying to find that high from the altercation at the bridge again, the one where he was trembling in his armour and death was staring right at him.

Joker didn't fall inlove first. Batman did.

Bruce doesn't just want Joker to suffer, he wants to suffer with him. He wants them to fight, to roll around on cold wet concrete and claw at eachother until they are both red and it'll be the most intimate thing Batman has experienced. Being smothered with someone else's blood, a body underneath him, breath just as laboured as his own.

And he'd lean down, probably. Checking his heartbeat, as if he couldn't see he was alive from the way his pupils grew 10 sizes. And then he'd relax his muscles, but it'd be such a little change you wouldn't be able to tell, but Joker would. And he'd push the Bat off of him, and he'd run away, and it'd start all over again.

Edit: just wanted to say that the, "Being smothered with someone elses blood, body underneath him, breath just as laboured as his own." Segment was supposed to be read like "Being drenched in the blood of a body underneath me that is still alive and breathing just as hard as i am." As in, Batman takes pleasure in being able to beat Joker raw but have his heart still beating underneath him. He loves getting him specifically to the brink of death whilst still not losing sleep over it (unless ofcourse he finds a bit TOO much pleasure in it.)

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I love trans girl Damian hc. She keeps the name but most people call her Dame like Jon does in Wonder Woman (2023).

Idk... I just adore thinking about it. Bruce awkwardly trying to get stuff to help her but she says she doesn't want to change anything yet besides maybe letting her hair grow out some. She also goes on Antiandrogen, but that's it(for now)

She wears her usual clothing, but let's herself be doted over by Steph and Barbara at times so they can put her in outfits she's comfortable in that also look very stylish (Though she is still partial to her usual shirt/jumper and jeans combo). She actually likes all the attention since it reminds her of getting tailored when she was younger, and it feeds her ego COUGH COUGH.

When she's older, she decides she doesn't want bottom surgery, but does take estrogen shots. She also goes to art school, and gets with Nika. Because she deserves it and I love her.

Officially requesting people to recommend me anything to do with Trans girl Damian or direct me to fanart or anything. I need it.

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Something something Telltale Vigilante route being Batman and Joker something something Villain route being Bruce Wayne and Joker something something

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When they trace along the scars they left on eachother with guilt after months of being in a domestic relationship. What if I cried.

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After 2 days of babysitting my 7 month old niece I'd kill for some baby Damian Wayne fics or fanart. Baby's are so cute. Imagine Dick and Cass having a little dance party with ABBA in the background while swinging Damian about haphhazardly (they have no concept of child safety, 1 was a circus kid slash child vigilante and the other was trained to fight since birth)

I just want some cute giggly baby Damian and his adoring siblings. Damian with curly hair as a little kid and those gorgeous green eyes they just BRING you in.

Bruce has heard one too many "wow, Damian looks JUST like (insert one of his children)" and you know what, he loves it.

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Batman, steps forward

Robin!Jason: Guys! Dad moved!?

Robin!Dick: OH MY GOD. HE MOVED. WHAT DO WE DO?

Ensue panicked chirping

Robin!Tim: Calm down! I have an idea!

Robins, step forward

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I like to imagine that Joker isn't necessarily attractive but there's this factor to him that makes people THINK he is. Like how psychopaths are more attractive to woman.

Joker is confident, he's self assured, and he knows just what to do to seem eeringly charming. He's a master manipulator and knows how to play his cards right, never getting lost in the shuffle. He sticks out like a heart attack in a swarm of upset stomachs, and that's what makes him so alluring! There's something inherently human about wanting to fix whatever you perceive as broken, which is what alot of people see Joker as. So they'll feel this magnetic drag to him, as if they're the only one in the world who could tame this villainous man. It makes you feel special when someone completely detached from human emotion is obsessed with you, and who doesn't want to feel special?

I came up with this idea a while thinking about batjokes by the way, but I think Batman's desire for Joker is different than an average person's.

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OK yes I just posted but I have to put this here because when I saw these scenes I went fucking batshit crazy

HELLO. NOT ONLY HAVE I BEEN THINKING ABOUT DRAWING DAMIAN DRESSED UP AS JOKER BUT THERES A WHOLE ASS UNIVERSE WERE JOKER AND LEX ARE SUPERSONS. JOKER AND LEX.

Also the GENDERBENDS???!?!? OHHH MY GODDD. THEY LOOK SO CUTE. JONS LITTLE SKIRT IS ... YRGHEBU8W8UBB8A8B.

Edit: also this isn't JUST Joker. This is 2019 Joker. SPECIFICALLY 2019 JOKER.

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Damian being the bane of Jon's existence Is so funny because Clark always tried to make friends with Bruce despite the banter, and Bruce was always fed up with Clark... But now we have Jon trying to fathom how Damian can be so smart but have absolutely no fucking clue how to actually do anything.

LIKE THIS WHOLE PANEL JUST SUMS THEM UP. DAMIAN GIVES NO SHITS THAT JONS PANICKING, HES PROBABLY BUSY PLAYING CHEESE VIKING MOBILE EDITION, BUT YET HE STILL HAS TIME TO CUT IN WITH A SNARKY QUIP.

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If you hate Damian Wayne because of injustice consider yourself an opp.

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The Joker plushie Lizzie has in Wonder Woman #6 is actually something that comes conjoint with The Batman plushie (like, holding hands) and Diana had to cut them apart with scissors.

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It's crazy to me when people say batjokes shippers are sick in the head like sorry we can read between the lines and see things you'll never see. Joker wants Batman on a level of emotion that the simple human mind can't comprehend yet and Batman wants Joker to get under the sheets freaky style

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Batfamily celebrate Damians 16th birthday by setting up a whole personally crafted murder mystery where he needs to go around Gotham and find clues until he reaches a rooftop and sees a man in a mask (its Tim in a costume) who's just about to press a suspicious button in his hand... but before he can react, fireworks are set off and party poppers are blown and the whole batfamily (plus friends) are there.

How to make this better? Damian has no idea this is happening. He does everything in record time, and barely anything Is set up when he reaches the rooftop, so Tim has to improvise and give a long extravagant villain speech. Damian, ofcourse, doesn't care, and he immediately attacks the "villain" until Dick appears and has to tell him it's just fake.

Damian is pissed.

Harley got him a pet pig.

He's happy.

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Tfw where two male and female characters would be perfect as a couple and could make eachother the happiest they could ever be but it's a mlm and wlw duo so they just become codependent bffs

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Staring at my "unknown enemies with benefits" slash "identity porn" batjokes fic where they fuck around as Bruce Wayne and Jacques (joker disguise) ALOT (and its lowkey becoming a little romantic) but neither of them know the others secret identity and only figure it out when they finally decide to tiptoe past the line as Batman and Joker and Bruce recognises that citrusy musk covered with a Jardin Nocturne scent.

Now. What's a better plot to this? Instead of finding out when they fuck as Batman and Joker, Bruce realises as soon as his first time with Jacques because he recognised the scent THEN but never says anything because he's been wanting this so bad for so long and sooo WHAT if he needs to tell a few lies to get it???

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Thinking about Batman Beyond and had the idea of Alina Shelley as Terry McGinnis' James Gordon. That's all.

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Can more people draw Bruce Wayne fun sized. Not just in the blob batman way (which I also adore), but also in the Bruce is 5'7 and wears big ass goth boots as Batman to look taller and more intimidating way.

Other pros of this include Bruce Wayne training himself to walk and fight in heels, which he also needs to wear when he's in his Brucie Wayne persona to seem taller but in an ego saving way.

He decided to do this after a few years of batmanning accompanied by a few too many years of getting the piss taken out of him by Villains, Robins, and the Leauge.

(Also, and this is just an idea, Aftercare where Joker realises halfway through sex that Bruce has bruised feet from wearing heeled shoes all the time, and immediately cuts the breaks to lecture him on it because why WOULDNT Joker know how to best wear your shoes? He also doesnt care that Batman catfished his height. Why would he?)