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[deathtokillian]

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

[machetesquirrel]

I’m just going to leave this here

[antlersish]

Mad about politics again

[taraxippos]

Akira bike sliding on a horse

[sidecast-text]

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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[heartseeker]

i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby

[unpeeled-human]

one of my personal favorite tropes

[theropoda]

remember when it was kinda mainstream to be like all free the nipple. remember when people would urge you to "fight like a girl" because women aren't inherently weaker. does anyone else remember seeing that . How did we fucking get from there to girlmath im just a girl blue job pink job shit. What's fucking happening man.

[kiseiakhun]

My roommate thought she hated cooking and then she moved in with me and started using knives that were actually sharp and realized cooking is fun. Sometimes I wonder how many other situations are like this. It's not you, or your skills. It's just the lack of correct tools. Everyone knows you need a knife in the kitchen but no one mentions a sharpening stone.

[khloodsadek]

[miss-americanbi]

how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions

[pinyonrice]

I DUNNO! IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE BEING ALIVE TO ME!

Edit, Jan 2025: hi if you're going to ask for me to turn reblogs on or ask why they're off I have a suggestion: don't! They're off because I want them to be and that's that. I'm tired of being nice about this stupid fucking post. Don't tell me how nothing matters because we're going to die on a post about living, or make weird comments on a post about my body, or insert your weird "I am a god" soapbox spiel into my deeply personal post. This art is not about you, and it never fucking will be. The people on this website don't know how to interact with other people normally.

[uglygirlstatus]

i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

[sticksandsharks]

I made sticker sheets for base camp and the windward plains featuring my favorite big and little guys.

[dummy-daisy]

“accidental” anal. i'm laying on my stomach and you're over me, pinning me down with your weight. your cock is pounding into my willing, wet pussy hole when it slips. there is no prep, just brute force, your hard cock, still wet from my other hole, pressing against the tight muscle, pain, then it gives in and you sink your length into my ass. you've planned this all along. you love the way my thightest hole grips your cock. how i tense and scream underneath you and you just hold me down and make me take it. you whisper your apologies into my ear as you force your cock in again and again. it just feels so good for you. you can't stop. it was just an accident, but i'm doing so well taking it. fuck, you're going to cum. you fuck me harder. accidentally.