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turtleblogatlast · 6 months

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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

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hitwiththetmnt · 4 months

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He accidentally froze his cup of water for the night

#this totally wasn’t me #I didn’t accidentally put my cup of water in the freezer #and then had a giant ice cube in my cup instead of my night drink #rottmnt raph #my art #rottmnt #tmnt

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ambriel-angstwitch · 1 year

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Sokka: I have decided I want to get cremated

Zuko: Like when you die?

Sokka: No whenever just surprise me.

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thebubblesareevil · 3 days

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I’ve been playing Black Myth Wukong and decided to listen to journey to the west….

This book is 400 years old…..

Needless to say I was not expecting the MPREG…

#black myth wukong #journey to the west #400 year old mpreg who would’ve thought #other than historians #they knew #and other people that read the book and didn’t warn me before I reached that part #while drinking water…at the gym

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chvoswxtch · 9 months

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matt’s got the nicest ass in hell’s kitchen but frank has the best tits

-foggy probably

#you can’t tell me he didn’t say this #and that karen didn’t agree #2am drunk thots with foggy at josie’s #karen just raises her beer and says i’ll drink to that #somewhere jessica is sulking in the corner sipping bourbon going well you’re not wrong #matt is three blocks away perched on a water tower like a fucking gargoyle snickering #and frank keeps looking away from his rifle sight with a frown trying to figure out what the hell he’s laughing at #foggy nelson #karen page #jessica jones #matt murdock #daredevil #frank castle #the punisher

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askchilchuck · 2 months

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hello :3 *blink blink blinkity blink blink blink*

Hey… Gimmie a minute, would ya? My heads killing me…

#asks #cuntchuck #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #chilchuck dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chat bullies chilchuck #ooc: someone didn’t drink any water during his trip tisk tisk tisk

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oysters-aint-for-me · 8 months

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AAAAAAH i found a local brewery beer can with sunny reference art!

#iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #i SHRIEKED #i have seen pictures online of sunny reference beer can art so i always look for some #but i’ve never found any until today!#i almost bought it #i was HEAVILY tempted #i didn’t buy it tho bc i don’t drink beer #moldy bread water 🤢 no THANK you

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nightmarearian · 6 months

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do you think the abyss healed Childe’s scars?

realistically I know it’s stupid graphics & model “limitations”

But do you think his skin looks as normal as it did before he fell.

Cause when they’re hit, an abyss monster.

They disintegrate.

Do you think Ajax’s scars healed like that? In the abyss? After it, too?

Do you think they burned? Or was it numb, as the darkened skin faded away with little, yellow, glowing particles?

That he has no evidence of his suffering for those three months in hell (and his only companion’s silence) but dull eyes no one wants to look at?

Callouses on his hands and feet that no one pays attention to? Takes care of?

That he shows his prowess and uncanniness and abyssal hunger because that’s the only way how? Yes. he is hungry and wants a fight. Look at him. He’s off. Broken now.

Look at him.

Please.

#am I self projecting?#maybe #a little bit #Nothing like a mental breakdown from a sort of family dinner meeting new people to remind a mfer they’re fucked #it’s me I’m mfer #also abt that companion’s silence part #as much as I fucking Abhor genshin’s uwu-ifying of Skirk #and her characterization cause god fucking damn it hoyo Give him a good parental figure #She says she didn’t talk to him at all/the bare minimum cause she sees him as weak #what the fuck #How do you send your son that was missing for three fucking days Blow off his trauma And then send him to the military?#You don’t care about him.#skirk evidently doesn’t #And the tsarista is all up to interpretation and is dubious as an average #does childe have any caring parental figure? Who the fuck knows.#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #childe tartaglia ajax #genshin ajax #tw vent #?#self projecting #it’s sad. isn’t it? to have suffered but have nothing to show for it.#Christ I’m fucked.#do u think I should go back to the social gathering?#:/#drink water #stay safe #<3

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justrandompolls · 4 months

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literallyalbertcamus · 7 months

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Two likes and i drop Angus Tully headcanons tomorrow

#angus tully x reader #angus tully #the holdovers #paul hunham #70s #oh to be a white boy in the 70s #mary lamb #i ALMOST cried in the cinema #i didn’t because i was more worried not peeing myself bc i drinked my whole water bottle in the first fifthteen minutes

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manyrandomfandoms · 4 months

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Jared and Gen, Rob and Ruth, Ty and DJ, wow what was in the water over th—oh wait.

#IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW #(And if you don’t know: there was lube in the water 😃)#on the set of Supernatural #Because regular water didn’t look enough like water or smthn #spn #supernatural #Jared padalecki #genevieve padalecki #rob benedict #ruth connell #dj qualls #ty olsson #Edit to clarify: there was lube in like…the prop water not the drinking water 💀

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kimjunnoodle · 3 months

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Trip helping Costco get night kisses from his vampire 💘

#Trip Kitty #costco the bard #astarion #bg3 #bg3 fanart #noodle art #bg3 tav #costco had to bribe trip so with a new (stolen) watch to go out drinking with her #once out he got shit faced and was like!!! i have an idea and she was just as drunk and was like???????!!#and they took a lyft to the wrong street and waked 20mins over to Astarion's house and then knocked on the window... for a while #this photo ended with costco throwing up on Trip #Now they are doing laundry at Astarion's and both have to sleep in the living room #Trip took the couch and Costco is curled up on the rug w newspaper under him holding a trash can rippp #its okay astarion left out water and asprin for them in the morning #noodle posting #kimjunnoodle #my oc #also gene took the photo #but he left after costco threw up #him and astarion hate each other w a passion so he didn’t want to stay the night

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alwaysneedyforsir · 4 months

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a boyfriend who makes me actually take good/proper care of myself when??

#this is mostly abt me sleeping #but tbh kind of everything #i didn’t eat till uh about 2:30pm today? even tho i was up at around 7:30?#n then i didn’t eat again until after 10 omw home from practice?#i did drink water today tho! not sure if it was enough tho hehe #anyway yeah i need someone who reminds me to eat n drink n sleep n then makes me do it when i don’t do it myself #me #my thoughts

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shastafirecracker · 2 years

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Vash giving water to the tomas best silent detail? maybe

#trigun stampede spoilers #trigun stampede #it is too bad they didn’t go with the ‘Vash terrible at all forms of vehicular travel’#the running gag of Vash can’t drive and Vash can’t ride animals is one of my faves #I just love that no attention is brought to it at all -#he takes a drink and immediately gives much more water to big blue birb #tomas very underrated in this fandom

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nametakensff · 7 months

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Have you guys ever been so disgusted by family snz that you actually start crying

#i don't think my sister thought i was in my room with my headphones off so she didn’t bother being quiet and it made me feel sick #headphones on straight away immediately burst into tears #obviously being autistic and extremely sensitive to sound doesn't help but :///#only con to living with her #i get so pissed off because she doesn't drink enough water all day and then has gross reactions by the evening at which point she's home #it's actually vile #and the worst part is she gets actively offended if i look even a little disgusted which i cannot help #we're about to share a hotel room for 4 nights so i am going to beg her to drink water and take antihistamines #anyway. i'm sure it'll be fine but had to type this out because i'm still actively in a state of physical repulsion #i've blocked someone on here before over telling me to not be mean about my sister but honestly fuck you let me vent #nttalks

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nessiemccormick · 5 months

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My sweet little Violeta has Feline Hepatic Lipidosis and damage in her kidneys (something we didn’t even know), and at the moment she’s got a reserved diagnostic ;; Her liver is very damaged, and I couldn’t hospitalize her because it was way too expensive, (more than it was at the beginning) but since she’s eating (albeit a bit forced but still) and keeps her little kitty lifestyle I was approved to treat her at home for now. I was able to buy all her meds and special food for her, so thank you so much for helping me, kind B, who donated for her and for helping us out so much 🩷

I just hope it gets better from now, I don’t want her to suffer 😞

#I was so scared when the vet told me it was very serious #the hospitalization costed over 400 dollars and I can’t believe it #for three days #and that isn’t counting the things they would use #she didn’t keep the meds down and I’m so worried #and thats one of the dangerous signs but she’s cleaning herself and also drinking water and eating churu #I am so tired and so worried for my baby 😞 We didn’t even know she had a kidney problem

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