#//like shes hot and she knows it

[ask-mrxmts]

//working on an Abt pin since i havent a clue on how to make links work on mobile

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[christadeguchi]

i'll let phie-san say it:

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[bruciemilf]

Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.

“So, what do you do?”

“I drain people of their life sources.”

“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”

She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.

It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.

He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.

Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.

“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”

“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

I’m sure Dumat being defeated the same year andraste was born means nothing

I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact that andrastes mother was part of a tribe who helped the grey wardens fight and defeat dumat the same year she was born, meaning that she could have been a fetus affected by the taint in the proximity of a dying arch demon

And the fact that nobody knows which grey warden killed dumat, as seven wardens died from injuries from his death throes, and therefore we cannot actually identify a warden who absorbed his soul, means nothing

And I’m sure it is a complete coincidence that andraste had dreams and visions of the being later referred to as the maker her whole life, and behaved strangely, talking about hearing lost voices and seeing strange auras. That absolutely doesn’t sound like anyone else we know

[demaparbat-hp]

Their actual first meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU!

Katara had her Oh moment before exchanging a word with Jian Li, and while she gets over it in time (or, at least, convinces herself that she's not embarrassed by her initial reaction to him) this quasi-interaction haunts her for the first couple of days of their stay in Kyoshi Island.

It's just not fair that the place is full of gorgeous people! Or that he's not only beautiful, but also kind and awkward and respectful and dorky and—oh, La—she's in trouble.

[ph-cutie]

ilove how full of personality klaasjes design is shes supposed to a spin on a femme fatale but shes was really just made to look like some woman (in the way youd call someone "some guy) even though shes canonically really attractive She wears a sparkly sporty jumpsuit and has a raspy smoker voice her hair is a very blunt odd cut and shes got a long hollow face and a lot of birth marks and muscular arms sharp joints lliight brown eyes i love you

[fluttershywheresheshouldntbe]

Beating Joey Chestnut

[ididntwanttobeahalfblood]

i realize now that your godly parent has less to do with you as a person and more to do with how hot and interesting your mortal parent was. so, those 'which cabin do you belong to?' should be less about your likes and dislikes and a lot of 'which god do you think your parent can pull?'

[kasterarts]

Moving Forward. (Spoilers for YTTD up through 3-1b)

[elation-station]

the town bisexuals are at your door it is time for you to pick a bride

[pcktknife]

lagoona redesign

reversed skin tone + alts with more pink tinted sleeves

[christadeguchi]

studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

[guinevereslancelot]

what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!

[rystiel]

look. i view the doctor as asexual but the implication that he’s had kinky handcuff-escape sex with houdini is a bit funny so i’ll accept it