UHHHHH HOLY SHIT WHAT THANK YOU?????
OH MY GOODNESS I CANT BELIVE I HIT 201 FOLLOWERS SO SOON,,, THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU SO SO MUCH OH MY :0000000
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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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baby fever is the most foreign concept to me in the world. when i found out women don’t have to have children if they don’t want to i was like YAYYYY!!! I’M FREEEEE !!! ^_^ i was like 13 and i have never looked back…
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nanamin’s sensitive balls :( <3
his balls are always so full and so stiff, no matter how many times he cums. and that’s what makes them so terribly sensitive, especially when they press against your plush ass when he takes you.
but when your lips are wrapped around his balls, he swears he sees fucking stars. his breath labors, one hand slowly tightening in your hair as your sucking gets sloppier, and his balls get wetter; he can barely stand it.
“f-fuck.. darling, hold.. hold on..”
you whine around him when he attempts to pull you away, but you’re not willing to do so. vibrations from your throat shooting straight to his cock, allowing it to leak short spurts of pre and dirtying his tip.
and when he feels your hand crawl up to his cock, he loses it.
he moans like a loser, feeling all of what your small hand has to offer, desperately jerking at his leaky swollen tip.
“fuck, fuck, fuck..”
he can’t seem to spew anything else, head thrown back with his abs violently convulsing at the overload of pleasure.
he ends up cumming so much he’s basically shooting blanks, cum spilling all over his tummy with a bit spurting on your flushed face and in your hair.
he’s still panting heavily when you crawl up to his torso thinking you’re about to offer him a sweet kiss, but instead you go to lick a long stripe of cum off your husband’s stomach.
you end up having to take off work the next day. :((
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Starry Sleepover
First ever dtiys! Celebrating 1 year here!
Rules below!
No deadline!
Feel free to use my designs or your own
You can change up the composition as you want, but keep the main vibes of sleepover, stars, and Boatem (don't remove folks)
You can use any form of art for this dtiys (writers included!!)
Use the #BeeBoatemDtiys tag, and if you want you can optionally @ me
If you have any questions ask away! Other than that have fun :]
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you can use this site to find out which phase you were born under, and this site to see if you were born on a blue moon!
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