#<- wouldnt be a big deal if it happened every now and then but this happens with EVERYTHING.

[pinkseas]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh if there was a world championship for not telling your kids about things happening that directly impact them and often directly involve them..................

[shygirl4991]

SMG3 Sussy Notebook

ima tag smg3 sussy notebook spoilers and have the pics of the notebook under read more so you can pick if ya wanna see the notebook! These are highlights and not every page!

now that we have the pw for club penguin we can all log in and get all the cool skins, honestly i feel if mario just guess the password it wouldnt take him long to get it xD be faster then stealing the notebook and all

ah yes the start of the worlds longest slowburn its a super funny thought that right out the usb he gets his notebook and goes this bitch here ima make him my life rival

oh shit shout out to these two that showed up in SMG3 Gauntlet of gloom

suuuure buddy keep telling yourself that, seems even tho SMG3 marked him as his rival and hated him over what happen in college he still wanted to hang out with 4 and be friends but its not like he cares or anything...baka!

lmao the censor on what happen in the igloo ah yes nothing but hugging happen there nothing to M rated xD im guessing the real book in universe might have it a bit more detail given the big deal it was for wotfi 2023

we really dont talk about that hug

did...did i call it in my fic that this man legit is crazy about beans and hot sauce im dying i guess when your the bad guy with low budget for food you get use to the good classic beans and hot sauce

oh honey thats not how that works xD this man is smart but also oh so dumb i think he gets that from his avatar that and he is a few years fresh from the usb Update: @alianarepasa let me know its from a mad max episode i manage to miss it was a fun watch and now i understand what this means xD these peeps really went wild without internet poor toad

pifft im guessing he has masters degree specialized in psychology? other wise idk how he is a psychologist and he seems to be a good one from what we have seen but who knows he could be bullshitting his way through how evil xD

both our boys are ready to ride forklifts into the sunset someone draw this please xD

im laughing i guess SMG3 isnt much a fan of boopkins but seems he really enjoys being with the crew he wont say it but im sure he is a happy bean to finally be with the cool kids after years of being jealous.

he says but give this man eggdog or eggdog memes and he becomes Tari in a second

hey lads we found the page from SMG4 We Dont Talk About What Happened in the Elevator

he wants a castle but ended up with a sick lair in a coffee shop i think thats better!

okay putting my shipping heart away this is so interesting to me like he starts off thinking 4 is a loser and makes him his rival then gets jealous he has these friends and he isnt apart of them. We know SMG3 is lonely and lost as he doesn't know his purpose before becoming lord of the graveyard now being apart of the crew and now knowing who is he, SMG3 is much happier and closer to the crew. But the way he writes this feels like he likes the close contact with 4 and while he doesnt want to admit it could it be he legit does have romantic feelings? idk i feel these past episodes and this part really gets me thinking they have something here to really make smg34 canon naturally and not have the way they act with each other be to different might go more into this later.

this sparks joy thank you for including this and thats it for my ted talk thanks for reading again this is just my highlights i dont want to post the whole notebook here just stuff that gets my mind going!

[puhpandas]

was thinking last night about the direction the fnaf story is going and I was thinking about vanny cassie. like vanny cassie would be such a perfect villain because it brings vanny back to the spotlight and cassie has a connection to Gregory as a friend.

her arc would be so tragic in every way and she wouldnt know what or who to believe. she would believe she was abandoned by Gregory again (in this case he didnt cut the elevator) like all her friends and her dad did and that vanny is a friend. both manipulation and supernatural mind control stuff like glitchtrap did to vanessa to create vanny.

and 3 stars could be the protags in a post hw2 dlc game that's big and free roam story like sb. I think Gregory would be a better choice as player because he would have the best reason to chase after cassie; shes his friend. vanessa would be very important also because like. Vannys back. and now she has a family and another kid shes gonna fight like hell for.

"the family missed the greatest opportunity of their lives" vanessa didnt destroy vanny glitchtrap and mimic when she should have, and now they're back. and she isnt gonna run away scared this time. shell finally end them for good

and also Vannys motivation. since vanny killed glitchtrap (probably to take his place as big bad bunny virus) this makes you wonder why shes doing this. we dont know why glitchtrap did it either so I guess the same reason as him. shes supposed to be reluctant tho so? idk what's changed. but we'll go with building the monarchy evil pyramid back up

so vanny would be trying to get all of the followers back, or maybe shes still following mimics orders and it wants them back. could have a potential rebellion plot from vanny at the end but that's besides my point

the point is itd be such a fun spot to reveal ggy. Vanessa's been hiding it from Gregory to protect him, maybe freddy too, and Gregory has no idea and just knows he has tons of memory loss. hes moved past it to live his new life, but after doing all this to get Cassie back, it turns out vanny wants all the followers back and hey, why is she talking about 2?? who is dr rabbit?? why is she after me??

I just think theres a lot of potential in a plot like that for all characters. Vanessa's arc as vanny is already so interesting but cassie has an obviously very similar arc becoming vanny but also so different. she would be manipulated while shes alone hurting and believing she was betrayed with abandonment issues and taken advantage of. vanny would be using her as a vessel, so theyd have to get her out of cassie to kill her for good.

and if Gregory had to find out about ggy at this point, itd be a big deal but also truly make that connection between cassie and Gregory. no matter who cut the elevator Gregory would feel at fault because he either did it or wasnt fast enough to stop cassie before it happened. so he would have to confront condemning cassie to the same fate his family and now apparently HE went through and that's his best friend man. and also not to mention the concpet of vanessa and cassie of course

[bunnieshoneys]

WRITING TIPS🗣️

by bunny

hello and welcome to my soup. my letter soup. someone asked a very long time ago if i had any writing advice, and i said no, because writing is very in my head for me, but having thought about it there are some tips over the years that have changed the way i write! so

no. 1

youve probably seen this before. its what i call in my head the 70% rule -

- characters should never communicate more than 70% of what they feel to those around them.

70% is an absolute max, too. most of the time, characters interacting with each other should only articulate 50-60% of what they mean. think of your own life and how much you can struggle to say what you want, or say what you need. you can’t say it perfectly, right? it might be due to the strength of what theyre feeling, difficulty being honest, where they are. the likelihood of ever being to perfectly articulate yourself is low. utilise that, it makes conversations so much more fun to read!

no2

adding onto this, unreliable narrator should always, always (imo) play somewhat of a role in a narrative voice, unless omniscient third person is being used. i used to write a lot of first person pov, and now i prefer third person (growing up🤝🏻) but in third person a narrative voice can and still should be just as strong as in first person - tall ask, but its possible.

we are seeing the world through this character’s eyes: act like it. even if another character is a mess, if your pov character wouldnt notice it, the pov is going to be affected by that. they dont know what others are thinking or feeling. theyre guessing. and those guesses are going to be informed by their own experiences or perceptions of those around them, along with the world in general.

no3

show not tell. this kiiind of links back to no2 bc its sort of related to narrative voice. trust your readers to pick up on implications and read between the lines. every single interaction / scene has purpose - and it doesnt have to be clear!! i promise that even if readers dont get the purpose, they’ll pick up on the vibes🫵🏻

no4

you do not have to solve every plot hole or character flaw to show development. in fact id encourage you NOT to, especially if ur work is <30k.

i <3 toxicity and rancid vibes, so im a bit biased on this one. its definitely sort of an acquired taste. 😕✌🏻 but in short one shots (anything under 40/50k, id consider short, lol) fixing everything is unnecessary!! you can leave things unfinished! it makes everyone feel incredibly human and raw!!

no5

relating to no4 slightly, tension.

never never never show your full hand. theres always something left to be revealed! whether its about the world itself, another character, or someone’s motivations, it needs to be kept secret. riiiight until the end

(this is more for longform writing)

finally

world - your characters have to be casual about where they are, with little exception. the BEST aus ive read are where the characters feel casual about the crazy things happening bc this is THEIR normal, and its taken for granted so much but it really makes or breaks a work.

slang or language, reactions to stuff that we as readers might be alarmed by but they arent - think a burn in a hospitality au or injuries in sports aus - they might not be as big a deal to the characters since this is their normal.

exceptions include charas thrown into ur world brand new / really big events - essentially you pick and choose where the biggest reactions are to events for plot🫶🏻

i feel silly typing this. anyways enjoy

[mewmeomei]

streamer!twst : octavinelle (platonic ver) edition !

romantic ver. here!

heartslabyul , savanaclaw , octavinelle , scarabia , pomefiore , ignihyde , diasomnia + bonus

a/n: .not exactly proud of this one grrr

credits to @charlie1120w for azuls nd a bit of floyds part :33

desc: what if they stream?? and what if you're their friend???

characters: azul ashengrotto , jade leech , floyd leech

(gn!reader)

. ⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : – ⭒ ⊹ ⭒ – : ✧ : ⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : – ⭒ ⊹ ⭒ – : ✧ : -˚̣⋅ .

azul ashengrotto !

advertisement streams for mostro lounge

he streams himself making the food and showing off the newest menu

and its always after hours while he's alone in the kitchen or inside the vip room

he got like a big ass message on the corner of his stream like "like & follow for free coupons and discounts at mostro lounge the next time you visit 😘" and "donate to support this streamer!"

he sometimes takes chat out for a walk in mostro lounge outside of his vip room

^probably almost got a fight on stream once

he IMMEDIATELY ended the stream the moment the first hit was landed on one of the person

pretended nothing ever happened next stream and he now doesn't leave the vip room when streaming 😍

has attempted to try and get vil, leona to come to mostro lounge so he could get them on stream

vil reluctantly went to mostro lounge once because he's getting annoyed of azul

azul immediately went out of the vip room while streaming for the first time in months

how fast he gained customers and followers that stream is insane

he got lots of money that day because of people wanting to meet vil and people found the staff there hot and gave large tips

*huff puff huff puff* madol.. *huff puff huff puff*

def bribed cater to do a collaboration stream w him

honestly i think his chat would bully him often

i mean who wouldn't want to bully a guy that moans like every other word and talks all serious

ihaveabigpp donated 10$ ! : "i hc u as a ugly baby"

"how dare you insult me like that, user ihaveabigpp. your digital footprints may get leaked, and your future employer will see you've been doing online slander. you won't ever get a job like that balblabkabka"

chat found him even goofier after that

he got bullied even more 💀

he cried in his bed that night 💔

jade and floyd occasionally crashes his streams

he got like even more followers after the first time they crashed his stream

now every stream has some people begging him to bring the twins back

bonus : he gives his followers special treatment if they ever go to mostro lounge

they get served by bro personally like woah

with (name)!

they're also a staff there (+azuls bestest friend)

that also crashes his streams sometimes

when they do crash his streams tho its usually at the end of his streams

the first time they did tho

you can see azuls finished product getting taken away by an unknown hand as azul watches in disbelief

you could hear satisfied moans off screen

"mm woah this shits good"

ok bitch who said you could eat it

when (name) did that his

facial features starts twitching

and he does his farewell to chat

slowly lift his head up to look at them

"you do know i could make your life miserable in a second right?"

"pshh as if you'd actually do that u love me"

he did make their life miserable in a second

even more work

they're literally still working after hours

and they have the leech twins harassing them 24/7

they were so stressed they made a deal w azul

holy shit (name)s stupid even i wouldnt resort to the golden toilet paper (me saying that as if i didnt write that)

"oh? i see. alright, here's the deal: i give you normal work hours and ask floyd and jade to stop harassing you, you stop interrupting my streams. is it a deal?"

jade leech !

hiking+mushroom picking streams

he wears a silly hiking bucket hat everytime he does a hiking stream

(this one specifically)

everytime he finds a mushroom his smile obviously gets brighter

immediately flips the camera to film the mushroom and start explaining the deets of it to chat

he gets so excited you could hear excitement in his usual serious tone

his chat purposely ask him questions about mushrooms to hear him get excited

its like a guilty pleasure for them ww

if he finds edible mushrooms he cooks them at the end of the streams

we love our shroom addicted malewife 😍

he says some.. interesting things to chat sometimes

"ah, don't worry, i was just joking 😊" you just said you may or may not be a cannibal that isn't funny

sometimes plays games with floyd and azul

its usually horror games

he makes that very perverted smile of his whenever azul gets jumpscared and screams

his chat..loves it... ok

his fans are probably as insane as he is tbh

with (name)!

joins in some of his hiking streams

they got no choice

its either go or go

they're now officially his cameraman

jade probably asked if they wanted to make crack with shrooms

it was on live too

"do you want to get arrested.." "why not?"

(name).. run

they ended up just somehow grinding edible mushrooms into powder and ate it

they were choking almost the entire stream

someone did a time lapse and it lasted for 3 minutes

the moment they stopped coughing they were just lying there on the kitchen floor

somehow JADE IS STILL SMILING

insane

like really insane

(name) was convinced they were high

(spoiler: they're actually not)

they kept screaming at jade abt how he drugged them

jade knocked them out (there wasn't another solution)

then jade had to reassure chat they weren't actually high so they won't get investigated 💀

anyways after stream jade treated them to a homemade risotto 🫶

"heh, sorry for frightening you. although you did overreacted a bit.."

floyd leech !

he streams whatever he feels like it at the moment

and streams whenever he likes

he will might go "wow this is boring im gonna do this" mid stream

honestly all his streams are confusing but people sit through it cuz um he's goofy

whenever he plays games he calls jade during the stream like

"hey jade play with me"

"floyd, im-"

"ok see you in 2 minutes"

jade drops everything and joins in bc he's a good brother 🤗

bros chat goes feral

t-twins.. t-t-twi

they stream together pretty often

it's either jade invites himself in or floyd forcing him

azul also a victim

floyd just straight up shoves his phone into azuls face

he'd kept doing that till he gets kicked out or azul is about to bust

once brought chat to mostro lounge's kitchen and started mixing every drink together and drank it

"oh!! yummy!!"

ended up drinking the whole drink supply 💀

azul found out and is PISSED

floyd got banned from touching the kitchen for a month

any closer to the kitchen azul's eyes will actually pop out

i.. actually am running out of ideas so heres a drawing as apology<3

staff z's getting fired btw

with (name)!

woa

gets chased down by him whenever he sees them that he forgets he's streaming

known as "that shrimp person" in floyds streams

does stupid activities with him in his streams

did a "pranking azul at 3AM 😹😹" stream once

they snuck in his room while he's peacefully sleeping

(name) was helping floyd film and their own phone in their other hand

after getting in a not so visible place

they started to blast a woman cursing you in witch videos

azul woke up clearly frightened

he didnt move like at all but he widened his eyes vry vry big 💀

SOMEHOW?? FLOYD CLIMBED ON HIS CEILING LIKE HE'S MANGLE OR SOMETHING AND DROPS DOWN ON AZUL

my guy screamed like he just witnessed someone eating a live octopus 💀

floyd and (name) kept laughing as they run out of his room

chat got jumpscared by floyd dropping from the ceiling so bad they are also panicking 😭😭

"ahaha!! shrimpy, you saw how azul screamed right?? we should do this more often!! gyahaha!"

[paradisecas]

MIDAM ANNIVERSARY MIDAM ANNIVERSARY. i was supposed to have the proposal fic finished by midam anniversary 2023 and wouldnt you know it im STILL not done. but i want to celebrate so here’s the very beginning, which takes place right before last year’s preview.

——

“Miss Plumber says she got married and we can call her Mrs. Jacobs now,” Bunny says over dinner. She tears at her roll a little too violently, mushing butter between her fingers. Adam knows she’ll refuse to use a napkin and that he and Michael will spend half an hour after bathtime wiping greasy smudges off every surface in the house. He mourns the rags he’ll have to wash tomorrow.

“That’s exciting,” Adam says, picking his battles and letting her continue getting all buttery. “Getting married is a big deal.”

Kitty starts to say something, but she’s still chewing her massive bite of spaghetti and Michael, who has a sixth sense for these things, shoots her a warning look. Kitty, of course, takes this warning as an excuse to open her mouth and let the unchewed mass plop onto her plate in her hurry to say, “Tony from my class said his dad got married too and that he doesn’t see his mom a lot anymore ‘cause she married someone else first.”

Michael’s admonishment dies out immediately. Adam actually watches it happen—his grace goes from indignantly disgusted to rapturously curious in a split second. “Oh?” he says, and Adam kicks him under the table.

This is not the time or place to press their child for gossip.

(That’s what the PTA group chat is for, anyway. Someone’s bound to know what went on with David and Amanda.)

“Sometimes things are complicated,” Adam decides to say.

“Very complicated,” Michael says, a little too gleeful, and Adam kicks him again.

“Miss Plumber showed us some pictures,” Bunny starts again, smearing her buttered hands along the tabletop, but Liv starts babbling around her green beans so Adam is forced to tune Bunny out in favor of his youngest. Michael will tell him anything he’s missed.

Her bib patterned with small turtles is stained red, not just from tonight, and Adam tries to add laundry to the to-do list on the fridge through sheer force of will, but. He’s not an archangel. He’ll have to remember to do that later.

When Liv is back to happily gnawing on her dinner, Adam turns back to the table’s conversation, just in time to hear Kitty ask, “Are you married?”

Adam blinks. Michael catches his eye across the table and shrugs with one shoulder.

“We’re not,” Adam says.

“Why?”

“It’s a human thing,” Michael says. “Angels don’t get married.”

“Oh.” Kitty looks down at her plate, almost forlorn. Then, again, “Why?”

“Angels are siblings, ergo we don’t get married,” Michael says, which is simplifying things to a ridiculous degree, but they can cover—that—later. When the girls are older. Much, much older.

Kitty nods. “Right,” she says, going to shove another forkful of spaghetti in her mouth and seemingly thinking better of it. “But you love each other?”

“Of course we do,” Michael says immediately.

It’s a valiant effort, truly, but Adam fails to squash down the smile that takes over. “Of course we do,” he repeats, “but we’re—it’s romantic and exciting, but we don’t need that.”

Because they don’t. It’s been—they’ve been together long enough that technically, probably, they’re considered common law married. Or they would be, if Michael was a human with a social security number and a place in the American census or whatever it takes to get legally married. And it’s not like they need a piece of paper or some rings to hammer in the knowledge that they’re it for each other, for the literal rest of time.

“Why?” Bunny asks, taking her turn in the inquisition.

“Why don’t we need it?” Adam asks. “We love each other. And we love you, and that’s enough.”

Kitty hums around her spaghetti. Liv shoves her sauce covered fingers into her mouth. Bunny hmphs, and says, “You should get married.”

Something flickers inside Adam, then. Not grace—this is different. Closer to what he felt in that diner, mere hours after they fled the tsunami of hell and neither he nor Michael were ready to admit the full truth of what they wanted from each other at the same time as they carefully confessed that they knew they’d figure it out together.

Michael meets his eyes, and Adam thinks he might feel it too: the red-hot flame, somehow gentle as a candle as it roars in an inferno.

Huh. Something to think about, then.

[hogans-heroes]

https://www.tumblr.com/hogans-heroes/743601634680193024/thinking-about-how-buck-wouldnt-share-a-bed-with

this was my ask and of course avonne took my one little thought and wrote something so beautiful and angsty but also give urself some credit cause ur one little tag (about buck getting sick) GOT ME. imagine bucky hearing from the other guys that they thought buck was like seriously unhealthy cause he always had a cough or a sniffly nose but now he’s like totally fine and looks alive again. and when bucky asks him about it buck is like well it was cold i don’t know what to tell u! bucky might be upset that his anti touching tendencies led to him being sick all the time and honestly i do think bucky would share a bed with someone else if he really needed to. he would obv miss buck like CRAZY but he’d do it, whereas the thought of being up close and personal like that with anyone he doesn’t trust as much as he trusts john makes buck’s skin crawl. anyways bucky might be upset to hear that, but he couldn’t help the part of him that finds it endearing 😅

You are SO right on the money here. Bucky would deal with it but for Buck it’s a hard no go.

“I couldn’t. I just couldn’t, they weren’t you.”

And Bucky melts a little because he knows Buck’s history and his aversion to touch and he’s had a perpetual cold because Bucky wasn’t there and it overwhelms him with love but also sadness. You’d better believe he’s never leaving Buck’s side again and is going to cuddle him within an inch of his life every night. That first night back in each others’ arms is the best sleep they’ve both had in ages and they sleep very late the next morning. No one has the heart to wake them up.

OH MAN a big angst thought just hit.

So when Bucky arrives at the camp he’s obviously in bad shape and goes downhill with his wounds and fever, we’ve been over this a lot. So what if, since Buck has been treading the edge of sick from the cold and no sleep and stress, he crashes too? Now they guys have to deal with BOTH Buck and Bucky feverish and very sick. Buck with a horrible cough and Bucky with his infected wounds etc. The guys try to take care of them but it’s too much and they finally beg the guards for a doctor. They bring in a German one who examines the boys and promptly demands they are brought to a proper local hospital (which did happen with prisoners who were bad off enough). Of course the guys have a hard time letting their majors get taken away by Germans but they don’t have a choice. And the poor boys would be scared in that state too.

[iovetecchou]

have u ever thought of hunting dogs best boys as fathers? I've been on a baby fever ever since i gave it a thought ☹️

oh my god… okay here we go…

tecchou:

- he would absolutely want kids with you. at least two

- tecchou is definitely the one to get up in the middle of the night when your newborn baby starts crying for dear life. every, single, time. he wants you to be able to get as much rest as you can!

- would push the stroller for you, carry the bucket, the diaper bag, everything. he wouldn’t let you lift a single finger.

- he would enjoy coloring with your child, finger painting and crafts are a must!

- you’re always cleaning up after your two babies… one of those babies being your husband, tecchou, of course.

- they would both come up to you, showing off their beautiful, messy, sparkly creations with their fingers completely covered in paint and glitter glue

- you know that iconic picture of Chris Hemsworth holding up his son by just his leg, letting the kid straight up dangle head first?? yeah tecchou would do that

- he would run around with your kids constantly, playing hide and seek, tag you name it.

- if your child was into after school activities you can bet your ass he’ll be there. at every event, every parent meeting, everything.

- would probably sign up to be your child’s coach too if they participated in sports!

- let’s say you had a daughter… your child would definitely be a daddy’s girl

- would go to every father daughter dance, have tea parties with stuffed animals, let her put bows in his hair, and paint his nails. he would even let your child put makeup on him too if they were feeling artistic!

- and he wouldn’t mind one bit. i think tecchou would love the attention from your little girl!

jouno:

- oh boy. now this is a whole different situation.

- jouno would be very hesitant about having children

- he would however enjoy the act of conceiving though (;

- a crying baby would not be good for him at all, not to mention all the bodily fluids… yeah it would take a ton of convincing

- but, if he really, and i mean really, loves you then he would want to start a family with you after a good long while

- jouno would talk a big game about how he wouldnt get overly emotional when your child finally arrived in this world. claiming that it wasn’t “that big of a deal” and he would just be “happy to get it over with”

- but the second he holds his child in his arms? oh he’s in love all over again, only this time with your baby!

- definitely shed a tear but he denies that ever happening.

- i actually think jouno would be a gentle parent.

- he would explain things in great detail to your kid, if they made a mistake or did something they shouldn’t have done he would have a surprising amount of patience for them.

- jouno would pull them into his lap and let them know that what they did was bad, and how they should react / ask for help the next time it happens. all while doing his best to put it into small words for your child to understand

- the sight alone would melt your heart, who knew he would be such a softie with your child in this way?

- oh he would spoil them rotten with desserts and treats! little cakes in the shape of a heart, cat shaped cookies, bunny apples, you name it.

- he enjoys hearing the pure joy erupt from your child, the small pitter patter of their heart as they happily enjoy his creations!

i literally whipped this up in ten minutes, so i do apologize if there are some errors in punctuation and whatnot!!

[whatifwekilledgodandwebothgirls]

Little updates on my journey finishing alcibiades 1

Alcibiades cannonically cannot cook

Alcibiades is portrayed as an abseloute dumass to the point that i question is at least some of it is him giving some aditude back to socrates . Most of the stuff he says i can see being ironic little " yes socrates" ment to piss him off because there is no way any person in the world espesialky alcibiades that woukd be ok being that humiliated. Alternatively, he is just so in love he puts up with it

Alcibiades brother mentioned!!!

Pericles mentioned!!! My baby girl !!! Also confirmation that this was written before pericles died , which again i could have learned by checking the dates but waiting till he was mentioned proved to be more fun

No aspasia mentions :(

Socrates says βαβαι a lot , which is very very cute and a lot of my teachers say it constantly when they are frustrated. Βαβαι supremacy. Its such a fun thing to say. Its like i think the ancient greek version of damn

I had made a post previously pointing out alcibiades constant use of εγωγε and now that ive read a bit more philosophy i can say that its not an alcibiades thing its a Plato thing. Its crazy because no one ive asked about this has made it into a big deal but Plato CONSTANTLY makes people use εγωγε instead of εγω when they mean the same thing but εγωγε is a bit cuntier . I asked my teacher why this happens or if there is any reason its used so heavily in philosophy and she told me no, there is not , its just the authors choice , but idk still

Socrates saying he is at a dead end ( angry , frustrated, whatever ) with alcibiades, and with his love for alcibiades just casually.

Socrates and alcibiades agreeing that someones heritage matters when comparing nations , saying that the spartans their enemies are worthy opponents because all their kinds are decendants of Hercules and of zeus . Now this is intresting because of two things first because i didnt know these myths existed , thats so fun every tribe had a difrent little demigod they all came from ? Also because socrates then goes on to say that no man that has ever sat on the throne of sparta has had anything other than hercules blood in him . I wonder if alcibiades though of that , many many years later , when he said that the only reason he had sex with and impregnated the queen of sparta was so his sons could sit on the throne . Abseloutely unhinged " i am greater than god himself " behaviour we see on alcibiades all the time , i wouldnt put it past him to be motivated to seduce their queen and have all that backlass for it just so he could fuck uo the years and years of tradition and prove himself more cunning that , and dethrone litteral descendants of gods

Socrates being a spartan apologist . Good for him

Socrates practically saying " no one cares what you do on your free time . I mean unless they are in love with you. Then they care a lot " he is destroying that twink

Alcibiades saying that socrates is wiser than anyone and socrates imidietly replying that they should learn together and examine the facts together . Despite being a bitch he tried to include Alcibiades and never brags about his intelligence.

[tmnt-obsessed-ace]

What if the events of Lost But Never Found (your au with the amnesiac 2012 Leo turned battle nexus champion) happened in the same universe as Ghost In The Shell (SAINW Donnie adopting the rise kids) how would Ghost react to that?

Oho :)

Imagine being Ghost for a second. You and your family just managed to send the Shredder back to its Prison Dimension (or at least you hope that Big Mama would keep her word on that, but knowing her its honestly a gamble) and as you're going home, Leo suddenly runs ahead yelling that they need to hurry, they need to go help Indigo. Who the hell is Indigo?

Well when you and your family get back Leo hurries to the medbay, and you naturally follow him.

Only to see another mutant turtle wearing strange armor and wraps, badly injured, covered in so many scars, barely conscious and most importantly, holding a knife to Donnie's throat.

Well he is until he passes out from bloodloss and exhaustion.

How are you even supposed to process that?

Once he's out of the of the armor (so many more scars were hidden underneath) and bandaged up, a blood test is drawn.

And it turns out that not only is this turtle actually a mutant, but a biological match to Hamato Yoshi.

Aka Splinter.

Even worse, this kid says he's been fighting in the Battle Nexus quote "For as long as I can remember" (which for Indigo/Leo is only 4 months. He's been in this dimension for 4 months and he cant remember anything before the 4 months so... :3)

Ghost is devastated. This...this is one of his kids. One of his children was forced to fight in the Battle Nexus for so long that he doesnt remember anything from before the Nexus. (not really but thats the only conclusion you could draw based on the many MANY scars it makes sense to come to that conclusion)

How did this happen? Did Draxum make another turtle using Splinter's DNA? Or was Indigo created at the same time as the others? If so why did he get left behind? How did he end up in the Nexus and in Big Mama's clutches?

Did...did Draxum sell Indigo to Big Mama? Or just give him up? Did Big Mama have Indigo trained purely to fight in the Nexus? She's clearly not above putting loved ones in the arena, she did it to Splinter already.

Still raising a child just to make him fight to the death? Thats so unbelievably evil and cruel. Ghost thought Big Mama wouldnt stoop that low.

But the scars covering Indigo's body (some of which are several YEARS old), the pure exhaustion in his strange eyes, the pure survival instincts so deeply ingrained into this kid is all the proof you need.

Can he even be called a kid? He looks older than the kids, even older than Raph. Indigo looks like he's 18-20 at the minimum...but if he's truly been fighting in the Battle Nexus for years it would make sense for him to look much older than he actually is.

Ghost understands, god he understands, in the Battle Nexus every fight is life or death, kill or be killed. Recovering from that ordeal is beyond difficult. And Indigo has presumably been in the Battle Nexus for much loger than Ghost has.

So I can imagine that Ghost would be the most patient while trying to help Indigo adjust now that not every moment is a fight to survive. (Especially when dealing with Indigo's very murdery tendencies. If Indigo feels like you are a threat to either himself or his brothers there is a very HIGH chance you will end up dead. He became one of the top FIVE battle nexus fighters for a reason.His current body count is 301 for a reason)

But Ghost is also the most protective over the new family member. (You thought Ghost was motherhening the Rise kids wait till he starts with Indigo. If Big Mama or Draxum even look at Indigo they better pick a god and pray. Indigo is still healing and Ghost will be damned if he lets his new child suffer anymore than he already had too.)

Indigo is basically Ghost's worst fear for the Rise kids come true. A kid who lost his entire childhood fighting battles that werent his and didnt have a choice in the matter. He didnt get to be a kid.

And now Indigo has dozens of scars, physical and mental, all because of Big Mama being a selfish asshole and force her own child to become a battle nexus champion

But...things will start to make Ghost question how true his current theory is. Like for example, Indigo is physically different from the Rise kids. (Short and stocky, round three toed feet) the strange nightmares that start becoming more and more frequent as time goes on (and oddly specific too, like sinking in the ocean, helmet exploding in outer space, getting attacked by a metal monster in the winter, getting thrown through a window, decapitating a metal and bone monster) the fact that he primarily uses twin katanas as weapons, little mannerisms that keeping showing up that remind Ghost too much of Leonardo.

And the gaps in the story dont help. How old was Indigo when he first started fighting in the Battle Nexus? Who trained him before that (because it is OBVIOUS that Indigo has gotten formal training that the Battle Nexus would provide) why doesnt Indigo recognize Draxum? Why doesnt Draxum know who Indigo even is? Why does Indigo act so much like Leonardo sometimes that its uncanny?

Too many things dont add up about that story

However unlike Donnie, Ghost can understand keeping secrets (he has so, so many secrets) so he doesnt try to pry too much. But he cant help but wonder what exactly happened to Indigo

Little does Ghost know, that Indigo already has a family thats looking for their big brother...

(@bluepeachstudios I borrowed ghost for a second, also love GITS its one of my favorite fics now)

[prof-peach]

What is the weirdest/ most unique way someone has gotten a job on the island? Either they met one of the crew in an odd way, or had a unique interview, or demonstrated an odd skill, anything really

Well, theres Holly, a 30-something year old woman who came here for a day visit with her girlfriend. She did not come here looking for work at all, had a job, was just having a little vacation. But every little normal type here seemed drawn to her. The rattata would ignore food to go see her, the Sentret would all perk up to chatter in her direction, all the Zigzagoon zoomed around her in a hectic fashion. This happened all day, i've not seen them behave like that before. Got to the end of the day and she was exhausted poor woman, they demanded her attention. So I caught her before she left and offered her work. The vast majority of the socially well adjusted normal types seemed to like her enough to listen to her, despite never have been introduced of meeting the woman prior to that day, she had a gift, though it went mostly unnoticed. She declined and left, no big deal, we got back to work.

A couple months later she returned. She'd lost her job, lost her partner, and didnt know what to do with her life, asking if the original job offer was still available. It was. To this day she works in the daycare sector, handling peoples pokemon who want to come in and have a break. No one can figure out why the normal types like her so much, but it's very useful, she's a great worker and a kind person, who just so happened to fall on some hard times. We're lucky to have her here, and since taking the job, she's gotten back on her feet, gained a partner pokemon, a sweet natured Indeedee who came to us with some injuries, and has since healed up just fine. If not her, then theres alwasy Len. He must be pushing 50 now, a huge guy, very quiet natured. He came here and quietly requested a fight with me, you know, the regular shpeal people like to try and win a favour now and then, though it'd been a while. I couldnt work out why he'd want that, but agreed. His only partner was a Spritzee, an unusual species for a guy like him, i'll admit, but at the time I thought nothing of it. We had our brawl, and I lost. he helepd me up, a good sport, and asked his favour. A job. I laughed and said he could have just applied like a normal person, we had openings at that point in time. He doubted his credentials, and thought his age wouldnt get him very far. He explained that his wife use to love Dotaku, they'd visit regulalry to see the seasonal shows, partake in festivals, the normal stuff. She loved pokemon, and he did not care much for them, had a huge indifference. But he learnt to love them through her, and built a joy later in his life for the critters. Well his wife passed away, and he was left not knowing where to go, or what to do. His job felt meaningless, his home empty, and her partner, that Spritzee, was depressed as all hell. He took a trip to Dotaku to try to cheer it up, and perhaps drag himself from his pit of depression, and found weird joy here. The island heals, it's a place of rest and growth. He felt that.

Turns out Len saw me fighting someone else on his visit, asking a member of staff about the reasoning for it, learning of the favour. He returned a year later for his match. The hairbrained scheme got him a job on the gardening team, no questions asked, and he's been a tireless worker, and strong force of good here since. He had to learn a lot on the job but took it with both hands and ran. He is happy, as is his wifes pokemon. Perhaps there was better ways to get the job but it worked for him, can't argue with that.

[flexxyfluxx]

i have a cohost now

i have a cohost now. it is also called flexxyfluxx.

@ all my mutuals: i suggest you go make a cohost. if shit hits the fan even more than it already has, that's where i'll be.

and now, we return to our regularly scheduled program:

PINNED POST TIME

or whatever

call me flexxy. still figuring out the whole pronouns situation, but probably "she/her" is me rn. maybe "it", esp when referring to myself as a cat. the name might also be subject to change.

this cat will frequently refer to itself as "this cat". she likes saying that, and . i mean, call a cat a cat, am i right?

probably best to have this next information more towards the top;

this cat will occasionally reblog porn, and other sexual content.

do with that what you will; if you're a minor, maybe it's worth staying away.

this cat is discovering the joy of colored text. please bear with me.

this cat is some flavor of trans. maybe she was a boy once, but she can't say that with certainty anymore. this cat learned the word "demigirl" recently, and is slowly rotating it in her mind. she likes the sound of "girlthing".

also, this cat is probably bi. or maybe pan? maybe she'll figure that out one day, hehe.

in any case, its gender is such that every sex with it is gay :3

this cat uses Linux. this cat will tell you to also use Linux. this is because windows is shite, macos is restrictive, and chromeos is both, plus google. big tech is a fuck, go use linux today. viva la FOSS.

this cat uses Arch Linux (btw). this cat will not recommend you use Arch Linux (btw), because Arch Linux is annoying (btw). this cat just happens to tolerate, and occasionally even enjoy, those annoyances. if you're new to linux, go use ubuntu.(i've made peace with Canonical)

update: this cat has installed NixOS on its laptop. she likes!

central configurations, my beloved.

the desktop remains Arch-based and updatepilled for now :3

this cat loves tiling window managers. it used gnome once, but abandoned that long ago in favor of i3wm, and eventually cast that aside when it found swaywm and realized it wouldnt have to deal with picom anymore. now, this cat gets to deal with the lacking software support for Wayland in multiple critical areas (screen sharing is .bad) instead. this cat has heard of dwm and hyprland and a few others, and is a lil curious what all the hype's about, but lacks the energy to do the research. for now, she loves the rectangular simplicity of sway. she loves the low-effort nature of windows that just neatly tile side by side where you tell them to be, and wonders how she ever put up with floating window systems at all.

this cat plays video games. games it likes / has liked are Celeste, SUPERHOT (MCD too), FTL (esp Multiverse), Into the Breach, Minecraft, Satisfactory, the Metro series, Astroneer, ULTRAKILL, Dungeon of the Endless, Cyberpunk, Doom (2016 and Eternal, mostly Eternal) and Planetside 2. and more probably, but i forgor. want to play Highfleet sometime, bc i love the OST (Tanc a Lelek my beloved)

Current video game: Satisfactory

[thisdreamplace]

Hi dream. It’s 😵‍💫 anon again.

I actually haven’t been on here in a bit bc I was tired & embarrassed of spreading my misery lol. So much has went on with my life since my last message on Thanksgiving. It’s been going as it always does. I fell into the law of assumption trap again last week. I saw in a response to an anon, you said that a lot of us have trauma from the law, which is true. Every time I go back to it, I regret it again haha. It’s such a heavy subject. I watched Sammy Ingram. I tried to force it again. I just knocked some sense into myself an hour ago, “girl, what the hell are you doing?” I know how it ends every time. I’m caught in this place of not understanding if the magic truly is out there or if I’m wasting time. The last of my teen years were spent with trying with the law. I fell flat every time. Although I’m nowhere near okay right now, I still reflect on how painful the journey of the law had been for me. I’m just asking myself if I want to keep feeling the lows of it. I don’t, but without it, what will I do? I have some many dreams. If I were to cut it loose and say “I’m okay if this doesn’t happen”, it would never happen. I needed the law to work. I say NEEDED simply because it gets tiring. Tiring to a point that the desires feel bitter now. I think that is why the community has died down. It’s tired. I’m not sure what put it in some of our heads that we have to make ourselves miserable just to reach. It’s sad to think about. I was a child stuck in this loop. I found subliminals. I haven’t been normal since then. This is a sad tale, but I hope other people can break free from it. Too many are stuck, me included. In some way, law of assumption coaches are stuck too. Your page is a place to become unstuck.

After that coming to my senses moment earlier, I actually felt lighter letting go of the forced affirmations again. I’m not okay, but I think everyone can understand how heavy the law can feel on your back. Now….I’ve just sat with my negativity. I don’t know what to do with it all. I always look to find someone else who is feeling like I am, but I truly don’t want anyone to. I hope everyone who has been negatively affected by the laws can recover. It truly is crazy. I wonder if there will be a documentary on Netflix one day. “Surviving the Laws” lmfao.

I didn’t have a main point for this message. Your point just brought up some words in my mind…. like yeah, we’ve been traumatized. 😂😂😂

I hope you’ve been doing well, Dream. How’s life going? Happy New Year btw!!!!

hiii lovely 😵‍💫 anon

ahh i remember when sammy first blew up and uh.. yeah. def glad that didnt last hahahah i wouldnt ever rec her to anyone knowing what i know now, but i get it. sometimes we fall back and that's just normal and not a big deal.

this really stood out to me though, "if i were to cut it loose and say, "i'm okay if this doesn't happen," it would never happen." hmmmm this is very far from the truth. and the hard realization is realizing... you not cutting it loose hasnt made it happen either. :/ the law is extremely paradoxial and until we surrender to that fact, we continue to struggle and struggle. fighting and wanting and wanting and wanting. and never making it pass the phase of wanting, or even if we do, we quickly find ourselves back in the wanting phase again because that is what it is. if we cannot stop wanting, if we cannot stop hoping something will happen for us to finally be happy... then we keep waiting for that day we can finally be happy. this is maybe the hardest part in all of this. allowing the paradox. that when we actually cut loose and stop needing whatever to pass, that is when it happens. when we could enjoy life, even just a little, with the very little that we have in front of us, the thing we wanted most appears. sometimes we have to create our own magic, not continue waiting on life to bring it to us.

i understand you entirely when you say you get tired, and the desire feels bitter. because ohmygosh that was meeeee. at some points, i became entirely resentful towards what i had thought i wanted the most. i also agree this is why the community has died down, and many are moving to a more non dualistic lifestyle bc its much more freeing than the manifestation trap. everything you're saying is so relatable to me a few years ago, and thats why i have remained on this page. to be some sort of source of help, to share my own journey and hopefully it can encourage and inspire others. :')

LOL but imagine. i think that would be a great documentary, bc seriously so many people would be able to speak out and it would be so relatable. and it would show people that there is a way out. we truly didnt find the law for nothing, it leads us to something greater eventually. the law was always meant to lead to the promise, you know ? so for that, its not all terrible. but its true that a lot of us hurt ourselves and traumatized ourselves a lot in the process, and it doesnt help that so many loa coaches at the same supported that kind of suffering.

anyway, thanks for popping in again !! i've been doing really well tbh, the new year is going really well. i've made some big changes in my life, like moving abroad and i'm already loving it but having to learn how to live somewhere completely new. the days are so beautiful here and lately and its the small things like that which just make me happy to be here <3

[moss-sprouted]

not to be anything like a demon phannie(i never was thank god) and talk extensively about dan and phil's personal life but it makes me feel too much to think about how even though dan seemed comfortable in his sexuality before he was out (always talking about gay celebrities that were attractive and queer movies and media and making vaguely gay jokes) he was struggling very hard with being gay and thats one thing to deal with but an extremely large group of teenagers constantly speculated about his relationship and tried to "prove it" and hell he even explicitly said in his coming out video that his relationship with phil "wasnt just romantic" and that theyre soulmates, and yet people still speculate and talk about their relationship and try to get more information

it sounds deeply traumatizing to have your sexuality speculated about by a big chunk of the internet for an insanely long time, and of course it would make you want to be private so that your relationship however it developed or changed wouldnt be scrutinized, and sometimes ive speculated myself about the nature of their relationship but the extremes people go and how they make every thing they post about their relationship is hard to watch,like dont get me wrong i love seeing how open the guys are now but im still terrified it wont last long because of how awful the internet is

and yeah i know, im speculating way too much about the feelings and motivations of real life people which is something other people did at an alarming and damaging rate,but i've been watching their content for more than a decade and this new wave of content has really meant the world to me and it saddens me that we lost it for so long, and i know that era of the internet was a different time but fans are STILL like this, hell its worse because real human people get accused of queerbaiting, can you imagine if that happened to dan or phil? i dont know if dan would have ever came back or came out

the "phandom" is one of the biggest examples ive seen of fans being more focused on a possible relationship of content creators to a very scary and invasive degree, rather than their content themselves and dont get me wrong i shipped them too, but theres a certain threshold that you just shouldnt cross when it comes to real human people, they arent characters, theyre People

i think we need to just make peace with the fact that we know some very important things: they have a house together, theyre still best friends, theyre soulmates and they seem happy and thats all we Need to know and if they never share any more thats okay

i dont want the "phandom" to jeopardize that again, i want them to make content as long as theyre happy, not risk pushing them away

[boxwinebaddie]

your au stans feel like the type to ask questions like "would you love me if i was a worm" or "do you think we're best friends/dating in every universe?" only to get answers like "why would you be a worm" or "the multiverse theory means theres infinite possibilities 🤓☝" from kyle. slash very positive.

no stop!!!! too real like 100%

like the easiest way i can explain the ncu style dynamics are like kyle trying to study for calculus, trying to clean his room, finish his homework, read his book, do his chores, be PRODUCTIVE

and its just stan in his room lying upside down on his bed or like poking him in the cheek sixteen thousand times blowing air at his glasses and fogging them up trying to get his attention like kylekylekylekylekYLE and hes like wHAT STAN WHAT????

and stans like...do u think the stars have feelings shdlksahdsakl

its so unserious hes so annoyinG!!! kyle never gets any work done when stans around bc hes literally so distracting one bc hes beautiful and two because his golden retriever adhd boy brain go brr 25/8

will call kyle at 3am when drunk like i lub you :* also i stepped on sparkys tail do u think he knows im sorry how do u know:( sakhdsa

ok hang on im doing the worm one also the boys are always dating when i do this so here we go pepstyle i guess lmaooo

ok 100% stan is like ok babe!!!! would u love me if i was a worm? :D

kyle is like dude what are u talking abt??

and stans like worms!!! me and u!!! if i was a worm would u love me!!

kyle *smart vc* ....ur a person .....ur not a worm ?

stan but if i wAS a WoRM would u love me???

kyle...i mean wouldnt that be complicated since we arent the same species? like how would we talk?

stan but were Soul Mates!!! we could make a system!!! a little language like we do with the signing!!! a Worm language!!! <33 :')

and kyle is like...stan that would be a highly irregular and irrational relationship to pursue & creating a language that we could both--

stan * lowkey getting mad* ....ok where would u put me.... :/

kyle huh???

stan ....if i were a worm, where would u put me kyle....answer :////

kyle *logical* idk in the dirt???????

stAN GASPING LIKE!!! YOU'D PUT ME OUTSIDE?????!!!! >:OOO

kyle like wORMS LIKE OUTSIDE ID SET YOU BY SOME DIRT AND STUFF NOT ON THE PAVEMENT??? WHY ARE U YELLING??!?!

stan like SO YOUD JUST GIVE ME AWAY LIKE THAT!!!! >:000 JUST BECAUSE IM A WORM!!!! YOUD GIVE UP ON ME!!!! sET ME FREE?!?

kyle stan????? you're literally a WORM!!! i dont know what you expect me to do!!! Keep You??? *sweats in autism*

stan obviousLY!!!! i mean!!!!!! iTS STILL ME!!!! kyle!!!!!! IM the worm!!!! i just got turned inTo a worm

kyle ok but stan why?? are you a WORM in the first place??? how did that even happen....like....

stan *voice cracking* i dont know sCIENCE!!! i made a bad deal w a WITCH!!! she got really mad and is teaching me a lesson ANYWAYS!!!

stan wHAT if you set me free in your yard and a big BIRD gets me and i get eaten so i DIE!!! but--but then!!! Science comes up w a cURE

kyle ...or the witch lady forgives you right ;) *dying laughing*

stan *actually crying* kYLE THIS IS SERIOUS I DIED!!!!! and then they find a way to reverse the worm thing!!!! BUT ITS TOO LATE BECAUSE I dIED BECAUSE YOU SET ME OUTSIDE AND NOW WE CANT BE SOULMATES FOREVER!!!! :(((((( ;-;;;;; AND ID DIE ALONE!!!!!! AND COLD AS A WOR--

kyle ....oh my god babe...babe why are you crying :( oh my god its okay!! you're not a worm!! and thats very good news!! i like u as you <3

stan bUT NOT AS A WORM YOU WOULDNT LOVE ME AS A WORm

kyle asjlsjda for FUCKS!!!! ok stan!!! if I was a worm??? IF. I. WAS. A. WORM. would you still love me?!

stan *no hesitation* ABSOLUTELY!!!!! i would love you FOREVER even if you were a worm!!!! ;-; i would save you from the sidewalk when its raining and make you a nice worm terrarium with lots of dirt! i already eat lots of fruits and vegetables so you'd have lots of compost to eat!!!! i would sing to you every single morning and talk to you even if you couldnt talk back. id tell you to wiggle twice for yes and once for no!!! if worms could wear clothes id learn how to make you a sweater!!! id make you a green hat out of leaf incase you miss your ushanka or you get cold!!! id keep you updated on who kenny is sleeping with and put t&p on for you! id blow you so many kisses! i would hold you and tell you i love you every day! id take you on dates with me even if people think it looks weird I ! DONT! CARE! because youre my super best worm bf and the loml! and even if they never change you back id just be happy to spend my life with you and--"

kyle.......oh...my god that was so cute....youre soooo fucking Cute...dude that was like the sweetest thing ive ever heard, i...ok get over here...put your lips on my lips worm boy....nonnegotiable :*

stan okay YES i mean nO!!!!

*stan frustrated annoyed sad noise*

stan KYLE WOULD YOU REALLY NOT LOVE ME IF I WAS A WORM

;-; </3

*stan abt to cry again oh my god hes so baby*

kyle *sighs and holds both stans baby hands and squeeze smh*

in....this hypothetical vaguely dystopian scifi universe slash high fantasy depending on whether or not a witch or unexplained science phenomenon turns you into a worm...even though i would be very confused and not sure how to communicate with you...i would not....i would NOT put you outside...i'd make you a worm appropriate enclosure, check the climate, make sure your diet is balanced and

stan WOULDYOUSTILLREADTOMEIFIWAS

kyle oH my GOD! i wasnt DONE! yes i would still read to you, annoying boy, Relax!!! speaking of, it would be very peaceful in my home without you distracting me and making a mess and poking me with your mechanical pencil, i would get a lot done but i would miss you annoying me very much because i love you. so i would do a lot of research, try to figure out how to de-wormify you, work with the cdc, i don't know, go to the white house if i have to. or trade my life for yours if that frees you from the witches curse but you better do all that shit you SAID youd do stan!!!! if you dump me outside, istg!!!

kyle but...uhh...if that didnt work and you were a worm forever. i would still love you very very much...please do not ask me anymore weird questions my face is....Warm and i do not like it >.>

*robot kyle* *cue stan going MWAHMWAMHWAMWAHMWAH <3* *and kyle flinching away like a feral cat sdkhsd*

anyways...thats canon to me

-uncle nina, worm uncle

[ddejavvu]

ohh i have SUCH a controversial jennifer jareau opinion. and this is probably gonna be more like an essay. i wish i could say i was sorry.

everyone always says theyre anti jj slander, which is fine ofc, but just weird bc i NEVER see anyone slandering her. in my 3 years in the fandom, ive seen it happen maybe 5 times total, which sucks because she deserves so. much. more. hate.

(spoilers for *that* jeid plotline, as well as some other things)

in season 7, spencer tells her that she has mean girl vibes and she replies "i was a nice girl, especially to guys like you" which ALWAYS pissed me off because she literally just confirmed what he said? and everyone acts like it was a funny joke. she said that shit with her whole chest and meant it, and it wouldnt be *that* big of a deal if it was the only time. but shes consistently mean to him throughout the show, ignoring him, walking away, etc. spencer isnt even the only one shes like this to. and she just has a sense of superiority, idk how to describe it. just by the way she talks and interacts with those around her, you can tell. (while we're on that note, she also ignores her privileged a LOT. maybe not all the time, but theres been multiple times where she acts like she went through hell to get where she is. other than her sister passing, she had it completely easy. in terms of resources, opportunities, etc., she was basically born with a golden spoon in her mouth.)

in s14 when she confesses to spencer that shes always been in love with him, it just makes my blood boil. obviously he had been over her a long time (imo), but that was something she should've kept to herself bc it just brought alllll those feelings back to the surface. not to mention that hes the godfather of her children, and shes married, and will probably (definitely) doesnt know how she feels. thats literally emotional cheating on her part, even though reid didnt reciprocate it, it was still wrong of her to be that close to him without will knowing how she really felt.

there are other things i dont like abt her too, but those are the main things and im trying to keep this as short as possible. but i literally cant stand her, shes by far my least favorite character, and everyone acts like shes an angel sent from heaven, when really shes just a privileged bitch.

i like JJ a lot (i want her to be my mom </3) but i do agree with several of your points - she's definitely not the worst character, each and every character has a list of flaws that we could make, so this by no means makes her the worst, but it does make me angry <3

i just rewatched that 'mean girl' episode!! she doesn't even hesitate before saying 'guys like you', which, you're totally right, means he was right, and she was definitely a mean girl in high school. or even if she didn't say any of it out loud, she was still silently judging 'guys like him' and in high school you can always tells who's silently judging you. they're teenagers. they're not silent about it. the nasty looks they give you?? oh man. but i do think that the blame for ignoring spencer needs to be placed on all of the team members, because they do it all the time too, it's not just her. she has some pretty bad moments with him, but it's definitely something they all do and she shouldn't take the full blame

lmao don't talk about jeid. the writers actually deserve the death penalty for that, god it was so nasty and weird. i know that it was something she confessed in the heat of the moment, like she wasn't sure she was gonna make it out alive and didn't wanna die without saying it but ??? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT ON HIM TO DIE THREE SECONDS AFTER FINDING OUT ??? like great it's off your chest but now he's gonna spend the (very short) rest of his life thinking about it?? AND THEN THEY DIDN'T EVEN DIE LMFAO SO HE WAS JUST STUCK WITH THAT !! and yeah!! will!! what about will!! or her kids!! it was so... writers i'm watching you...

one scene of hers that really pissed me off was in reid's kidnapping two-parter in s2 (the hankel incident) where she was almost attacked by those rabid (?) dogs and she shot them and she's obviously shaken up and she tries finding reid and realizes what happened and she feels so much guilt for splitting up with him - which was not her fault, she didn't know and should not be held responsible for what happened to him - that she started trying to make other people mad at her?? she cornered derek who was grieving and stressed at the loss of his best friend and they're both sleep deprived and she says something like 'admit it, you hate me, you think it's my fault' AND I???? GIRL. he is being so nice to you?? he was literally like oh honey if you need time off i know you're really shaken up and we can take care of this and and and AND SHE WAS LIKE oH yeah suRe just admit it i'm the worSt everybody hATEs mE- I WAS... this is not about you. go get therapy for the dog attack that you just almost suffered?? do not stand around a crime scene and pester the victim's best friend and delay the investigation because you're feeling guilty. go talk to someone about it. take a few days off. again, i totally get that she was shaken up and hopped up on adrenaline, but everyone told her to go get some rest and she was like no i think i will make myself the problem instead <3

all of that being said i still love her </3 i was not kidding when i say that i wish she was my mom holy shit i would have loved to grow up as her kid but she definitely has her flaws just like the rest of the BAU, and logical, critical breakdowns of a characters flaws aren't slandering, they're analysis, so i think everybody needs to stop shitting on people who criticize or analyze their faves lmao

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