#[ hey they're sUPER CUTE AND I WANNA **DIE** ]

[tinycoffeeroom]

just friends | lando norris

face claim: none ♡

request: here !

part 2 !

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📍 sass cafe, monaco

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y/nstagram dj lando came out of retirement for the night🤠

landonorris 😎 only for you xx ↳ y/nstagram i'm honoured mr norris 🫡 ↳ fan i love my besties who don't know they're my besties

bffstagram bro my tummy hurts ↳ y/nstagram i'm coming round with coffee and croissants you big baby ↳ bffstagram i love my gf ♥️ y/nstagram

fan i wanna party with y/nlando so BAD dude ↳ y/nstagram if you ever find yourself in monaco hmu xx

user ew flipping off the camera so ladylike ↳ y/nstagram idk your mum quite likes my fingers 🫶 ↳ fan ☠️☠️☠️ i love her

fan bffstagram is so hot, i need her ↳ bffstagram thank u babycakes 💗

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y/nstagram rainy days in monaco 🌧️

lilymhe i deserve financial compensation for the emotional turmoil tfios sent me through ↳ y/nstagram don't,,, sat and sobbed my eyes out at the last 100 pages

fan how to lose a guy in 10 days... tfios... who hurt you y/n? ↳ y/nstagram hahahah nothing like that! i promise i'm all good!

bffstagram i still have a headache from crying at that book, next time i choose what we're reading for book club ↳ y/nstagram BORINGGGGG who doesn't love doomed romance? ↳ fan you guys have a book club? thats so cute 😭 ↳ y/nstagram yep! it's me, bff, kika, lily and flavy!! ↳ alexandrasaintmleux and no one thought to invite me?? ↳ y/nstagram come join us babe!! ❤️

landonorris wow, didn't take you for a sappy romance reader ↳ y/nstagram there's a lot you don't know about me comment deleted ↳ y/nstagram tfios can make even the iciest bitch cry (it's me, i'm the icy bitch)

landonorris also answer ur damn texts ↳ y/nstagram sorry idk how to read suddenly ↳ fan The Lando Norris gets aired, there's hope for the rest of the bitchless community ↳ landonorris dude...

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f1gossip Eagle eyed Sass Cafe goers managed to capture Lando Norris getting cosy with an unknown blonde girl. Rumoured girlfriend Y/N L/N was nowhere to be seen. Trouble in paradise for the young duo?

fan delete this rn y'all are fucking up my y/nlando chances

fan rumoured girlfriend?? i thought they were just friends ↳ fan that's what they both say, but they're always very close whenever they've been seen out together ↳ fan i'm pretty sure there was like a super grainy photo of them kissing but you can't really tell if it's either of them ↳ fan hey how about we don't speculate on people's love lives???

fan y/n has been absent from social media for like a month too ... its so over for us y/nlando'ers

fan her instagram is girlstagram! from what i could see before she went private, she posted a selfie of her and lando and they looked very close ↳ fan damn the fbi needs to hire you or smth

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y/nstagram thuggin it out (i've listened to your best american girl 34 times today i think bffstagram is about to smother me with a pillow)

fan um who hurt my bestie ???

fan whoever hurt y/n must die at the hand of my sword

fan lando norris i am in your walls FIX THIS

bffstagram i would never smother you xx also come out of ur room it is boring as FUCK out here ↳ y/nstagram damn cant a girl go through it in peace? ↳ bffstagram absolutely not, i have wine and nibbles get out here NEOOWWW or i'm breaking into ur room ↳ y/nstagram the door is open babygirl

fan ik this is a parasocial friendship but are you ok y/n? ☹️ we love you ↳ y/nstagram oh sweetie ❤️ i'll be fine, sometimes you just gotta be a lil sad y'know? thank you for asking, ily ❤️ ↳ fan ily, take care of yourself 🥺 ♥️ y/nstagram

estebanocon chérie, i don't know what's wrong but i hope you're ok! lets grab coffee soon, flavy misses you! ☺️ ↳ y/nstagram thank u este 🫶🥺 text me when you're free! tell flavy i love her 💗 ↳ flavy.barla i love you too 💕 ♥️ y/nstagram

fan no lando like, i have one (1) fear ↳ fan do not even speak that into the universe

fan after f1gossips post, i have my speculations ↳ fan dude, if he fumbled y/n he really will be lando nowins

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y/npriv absolutely not thuggin it out lads

flavy.barla chouchou (sweetheart) 💔 that's it, me and este are taking you out for lunch tomorrow ↳ y/nstagram nooo don't let me ruin your date time!! ↳ flavy.barla nope it's already done! este's booked that little restaurant you like on pl. du casino ↳ y/nstagram le salon rose?? oh i could do a little weep, i love you guys 😭 ↳ flavy.barla we love you so so much y/n 💕

lilymhe i will hit him with my golf clubs ↳ y/nstagram i haven't even mentioned anyone? ↳ lilymhe we all know their name rhymes with bando borris ↳ y/nstagram wdym we all know? who else knows? ↳ flavy.barla ... me ↳ alexandrasaintmleux ^ ↳ francisca.c.gomes ^ ↳ lilynzeimer ^ ↳ heidiberger_ ^ ↳ carmenmmundt ^ ↳ kellypiquet ^ ↳ iamrebeccad ^ ↳ y/nstagram ok ok i get it damn

kellypiquet want me to ask max to rear end him with his race car? ↳ y/nstagram as if max would ever be behind lando ↳ kellypiquet 😳😳😳 ↳ y/nstagram i may l*ve him but i am also a realist ↳ y/nstagram ok no i do feel bad

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[caption 1: love of my life, apple of my eye, the thelma to my louise 💖 @/flavy.barla] [caption 2: damn stole my girl from right in front of me 😔 @/estebanocon @/flavy.barla]

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flavy.barla mon ange (my angel), you know you're the only one for me 💕 ↳ y/nstagram tell that to your giant of a boyfriend :(

estebanocon i'm not a giant 😠 ↳ y/nstagram stop reading flavy's messages weirdo ↳ y/nstagram but on a real note, thank you for dinner, i really needed it ↳ estebanocon of course, i'm not sure what lando's done but we hate seeing you so sad ↳ y/nstagram who said it had anything to do with lando? ↳ estebanocon whenever me and flavy have an argument she pulls out the mitski lyrics, i know the signs ↳ y/nstagram that's different, you and flavy are dating ↳ estebanocon and you and lando aren't???? ↳ y/nstagram what? no? we're just friends ↳ estebanocon oh mon amie naïve (my naive friend) friends don't look at each other the way the two of you do

landonorris can we talk? seen

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anyone interested in a part 2?

[cocoreallylovesraiden]

Hi hi hi! Loved ur mk1 sick!reader headcanons, they so silly so cute!

May I request headcanons for hypersomniac!reader? Like they're always tired and sleepy. I mainly wanna see Shang Tsung and Kenshi <3 so feel free to include anyone else you'd like, male or female 🥰

MK1 characters and hypersomniac! reader

(shang tsung, kenshi, kung lao + extra lin kuei trio)

this request was from MARCH um hey... hi... sorry... but im back....requests are open....

Shang Tsung

-He seems like the extremely productive type, so I can’t say I think he’d appreciate someone who is on the more tired side. 

-Will be a gigantic diva whenever you mention it, talking about how ‘he’s been up for thirty hours and hasn’t so much as made a pip!’ 

-Would make all sorts of alarming potions and elixirs to prevent you from feeling drowsy- for the most part they don’t work because he doesn't really know how to make things without lethal side effects (and does not want you to DIE)

-He makes a big deal that he’s going to dissect you or experiment on you if you fall asleep as a scare tactic, and you’ll jolt awake from a sweaty nap terrified that you don’t have all your limbs

-(You are just in the corner of his work space, bundled in pelts and left untouched) (This is overkill on the pelts you are melting here.)

-He turns around and looks at you like WHAT! WHAT DO YOU WANT! NO I DIDN’T EXPERIMENT ON YOU ARE YOU STUPID!! But it is ultimately well meaning… you think?

-In all honesty I think Shang Tsung is the kind to get irritated by constant noise, especially when he’s trying to focus, so if you’re more mellow because of it, he would personally appreciate it. 

-He will exclusively refer to you as sleepyhead or ‘you sleeping lug’ thought i hope you're ok with that

-Will flick your nose if he sees you nodding off

Kenshi

-I feel like he’d be an insomniac, losing sleep because of everything he’s gone through

-Depending on his mood he’d either be irritated or soothed by your hypersomniac tendencies 

-Though because he's an earthrealmer (read: someone with a phone and google) he’d be able to do his own research and realize that it’s something that can impact you too 

-Just like how nights are hard for him, daytime can be a struggle for you as well, and as much as he can rationalize this his head he does metaphorically roll his (late) eyes when he sees you nodding off.

-He feels very chivalrous when you fall asleep against his shoulder so it does get  you good brownie points there

-If someone noisier came in he’d do the super suave cool guy thing where he just puts a finger to his lips and then points at you (would feel very cool afterwards)

-In the event that yall go grocery shopping he will be at the pharmacist counter the entire time asking about vitamins supplements remedies etc and in the end you’ll have a bedside table full of pill bottles that make you feel geriatric 

-Will use you feeling tired as an excuse to leave any social function and will be so happy (you were not fine he was just extremely overwhelmed) ((he hates house parties the floor plan is unfamiliar))

-He’s lived a stressful life and is thankful to take it slower with you

-Until you’ve fallen asleep halfway through a movie and he needs you to describe a scene GET UP I NEED TO KNOW WHAT SWORD THE GUY IS USING IS IT ACCURATE

Kung Lao 

-Takes it upon himself to jumpscare you the moment he sees you dozing off

-He just finds it hilarious, and you DID say you wanted to feel less tired throughout the day!

-Unfortunately he’d be the least gracious about it if you were sensitive about your hypersomnia (even against shang god bless you) but would also never take it to heart

-Maybe the first or second time you fell asleep around him, he’d worry that you found him boring, but once you explain it to him he Does Not Mind at all

-I mean it's The Great Kung Lao how can you NOT feel lulled to sleep safe and sound (completely rhetorical question)

-In all honestly I think your condition might start to change the most you spend around him, either you’d become totally immune to him and therefore ALL noise intervention, or start being more awake

-Would start stacking mahjong tiles on your head, tying your shoelaces together, seeing how much he could do before you woke up

-This means that if you caught him dozing off you have full permission to take his hat and run off to hide it somewhere

-Start the timer, GO! Let’s see how long it takes for him to find it this time! (It’s lodged into the ceiling) ((he will take an hour to find it))

Kuai Liang

-If you are under him in the Shirai Ryu or Lin Kuei, i imagine he would be tough on you like a mentor 

-But if not? He would find you incredibly endearing, always making sure that the places you frequently met in the compound had nearby shade or comfortable seating 

-Encourages you to rest if you are tired, if you want to stop falling asleep, he’ll offer tea

Tomas Vrbada

-Gets scared by you while walking past you since you’re so quiet

-You scared the ninja! Good on you 

-Yells, jolts you awake, then apologizes profusely and then promptly asks if you are interested in becoming a ninja under his tutelage 

Bi Han 

-As long as you stay out of his line of schedule you’re fine

-I too would be pissed if I worked the whole day only to see a sleepy lil guy 

-Yawns whenever you yawn and then yells at you for making him yawn 

[goodluckclove]

hey clove ! long fucking ask wow i apologize. this is just me rambling so conserve your brain if you wanna

i was thinking a lot about fancy foods today and had some interesting thoughts . i work at my local mall selling frozen macarons/chocolates/gelato and other pastries etc at a little kiosk in the middle of the food court for "luxury" prices (like almost 4 dollars per macaron). everything in the display cases is visually enticing - the macarons are brightly colored, the chocolates are in different shapes and colors and textures, the gelato is, ,, well you know how cute gelato is it's pretty damn cute. and the kiosk is white and generally pretty spotless as well, and the decor is french-themed cus that's the genre of stuff we sell. overalll it's marketing toward the WASPs of the area and their young kids. but something i've realized is that while everything we sell might be super yummy to look at, it's not really that yummy to eat. the macarons largely taste the same, and that flavor is mostly just almond. the colors are just colors, they're like froot loops. the gelato - which i've only recently properly tried - tastes pretty damn good (we sell a praline hazelnut one - OH BABYYYYY. i will be embalmed in that stuff when i die) - but the texture is just way, way off. it's grainy and just not like gelato at all. it feels like a scam or a multi level marketing scheme. its advertised as being super high end and bougie but it's really not.

compare that to the other restaurants in the food court. they're not glamorous. there's only a few chain restaurants; the rest have generic names, have fast-talking employees with beautifully diverse accents, have graphics with three different logo iterations and menus with low-quality photos. today i bought an egg and mozzarella crepe from one of these restaurants, and watched it being made while the employees threw friendly jabs at each other in a language i didn't recognize as an icon of the virgin mary gazed at them from the wall. the crepe wasn't pretty or brightly colored or aesthetically packaged. it cost me ten dollars with a tip and it was more food than i could ever eat. i sat crammed next to the sink in the kiosk using our big rubbermaid freezer cart as a table and tried not to cut the aluminum foil and styrofoam container along with the crepe. that thing made me so nostalgic and calm; the flavors were so familiar and comforting.

there's bigger nuances here than just "pretty food bad, unpretty food good", but it was a really interesting observation for me. i already knew my job was lowkey scam-ish, but to see real food actually being made without much fretting over how visually good it is to focus on how good for the eater it is - it was cool. i'm quitting my job soon. who knows, i might apply to the pancake place they're putting in.

anyway this was just a neat day, and i thought you might find it interesting. i hope you're doing well, and congrats again on blind trust !

God I loved reading this. Your descriptions of these two conflicting environments ring so true in my head. I'm gonna go ahead and drop a read more because I do have some food thoughts related to this and I'm also feeling like rambling.

Because we've all been there, right? The type of fancy bakery that sells a cake for like six dollars that looks amazing but is mostly moose or like stale almond cake. Macaroons are so enticing in theory, but because of the effort it takes to actually make them in the way they're intended they're surprisingly difficult to do right. You have a good macaroon and it's fucking worth 4 dollars, though. The combination of the crisp outer shell with the plush meringue and thick frosting. Plus they come in fun flavors - rose, lavender, earl grey. Yum yum. But a bad one just turns into paste in your mouth.

One of my favorite things in the world is what I call a medium-fancy dessert. It's usually a cake for me, although gelato would also suffice. It's something that feels fancy without losing that base level of quality and satisfaction. There's a bakery in Portland that stocks a 24-hour vending machine with their cakes (I know man it's crazy), and they're a pretty solid source of medium-fancy treats. They look pretty, but they have a ratio of soft, moist cake to quality frosting that really gives you a filling experience.

If that's not accessible, tiramisu works nearly every time for me. Plus it's not usually that more expensive than other cakes.

Compare that to smaller, usually immigrant-run restaurants that sometimes choose to let the quality of their food speak over the aesthetics of the storefront. What comes to mind when I imagine that is Sivalai Thai Restaurant, which is my favorite place for Thai food in my part of Portland. That's saying a lot too, since there are a TON of Thai places here for some reason.

Riley and I order from there a lot, and the portions are really good. The Thai Iced Tea is delicious. But I'm always impressed by the little touches the owners add - mainly how they always throw in a free portion of mango sticky rice, but also that they don't mind packaging a container of their Prik Nam Pla, which is like my favorite Asian condiment ever. It's Thai chilis and green onion in fish sauce and it is this insane mixture of sweet tanginess and sharp, fresh spice. I just learned how to make a vegan version from scratch and it's changed my life.

What I've loved to do in food service is combine these two experiences. I worked at Zupan's which is a boutique grocery store here in the Pacific Northwest, and one of my favorite things to do was provide an extra homey quality to the place that is otherwise asking you to pay like seven dollars for a bag of Doritos.

We had a different meat special at the deli every day, and on Sunday (I think) it was prime rib. Like, actual prime rib - very good, very expensive. A serving for one person would be like thirty bucks. We were allowed to give out samples though, so I'd summon like everyone I saw and invite them to try it.

They'd all love it, of course. It was fucking spectacular. Crispy, but with the perfect amount of rich fat and meat. Delectably salty. Rubbed with herbs and spices that would char as it smoked on the grills outside the store. It was truly remarkable stuff - but I'm not about to push cooked meat that's like sixty bucks a pound, maybe more.

What I would say, though, is that while Sunday is our prime rib roast day, we cut the ribs off in advance and cook them up for people to buy on Monday. So you can essentially get the deliciousness of the prime rib for like a forth of the price. People always seemed to like to hear that.

Food takes care of people, you know? And the people that serve food also take care of people. And I've always found that to be an incredibly important thing. If I am ever in a situation where I have to go back to a conventional full-time job, I'm far more likely to go back to food service than copywriting. I feel like I did much more good waiting tables at a Denny's than I did writing pest control websites for my bullshit media job.

[ink-flavored]

Incorrect Quotes Tag

tagged by @taranorma , thank you!

Rules: Use this link to generate some incorrect quotes for your characters!

This game is always SUPER fun!!! I'm going to do so many of these

Pride & Justice

Justice: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Pride: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything. Justice: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Pride: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy. Justice: Are you ready to commit? Pride: Like, a crime or a relationship? Pride: So you like cats? Justice: Yeah. Pride: tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table Justice: Hopefully Pride has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings. Pride: Oh, shut up and die Justice. Justice: I feel like doing something stupid. Pride: I’m stupid, do me. Justice: We both look very handsome tonight. Pride : You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Justice: I couldn't take that chance. Justice, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me. Kindness: Yeah, Justice will straight up cry in public. Don't try him. Justice: Exactly, I will straight up- Justice: Justice, tearing up: Kindness, why would you say that?! Kindness: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! Justice: That doesn't exist. Kindness: Not with that attitude. Kindness: Love makes people do stupid things. Justice: I love everything! Kindness: That explains a lot. Ollie: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Dante? Dante: Sofia, easily. Sofia, laughing: What the fuck, man. Dante: Well, Pride would be too easy. He’d probably be into it. Pride, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!? Sofia: What’s it like being tall? Pride: Is it nice? Dante: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Ollie: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want. Pride: sees Sofia and Ollie together Pride: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Dante: You mean… you ship them?

I could do these forever honestly, but I will arbitrarily stop here so it doesn't get even longer

Tagging: @foxys-fantasy-tales @noblebs @sigridhawke @ink-enchanted @friendlyshaped @vacantgodling and anyone else who wants to have fun with this!

[aszles]

csm chapter 120 but in toki pona (first 10 pages)

alright hellooo!!!! this is my first published translation in 2024 i guess!

of course i'm marketing this towards english speakers since i'm not sure if there actually is a part of the csm fandom that speaks toki pona... i hope you'll stick around to see something a little fun and different!

so if you don't know what toki pona is, allow me to explain! ☝️🤓 toki pona is a conlang created by Sonja Lang where the main draw of it is that it has less than 200 words! it sounds like it may be tricky to speak with so few words, but it's surprisingly easy and very fun! i always recommend it to anyone who has a bit of time on their hands and wants to try something new.

here i was mostly trying out gimp for comic translations, and so i translated the first 10 pages of chapter 120! i chose this because... it's silly! also fun fact, the start of this chapter was one of the things that pushed me to read chainsaw man!

ok that's enough preface rambling, let's get on with it!

i think typically the first page should be full sized if it has to, but nayuta peace sign is just so cute..!

alright, if you wanna feel like you're on a date with asa then keep reading to find an english translation and translator's notes! if not... feel free to leave, i hope you eat something nice today! (omekapo!)

semi-literal translation:

yoru: woof! woof! woof!!

nayuta: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! yoru: woof woof! wooof!! denji: Nayuta! what did you do?! nayuta: i turned her into an animal. denji: why?!?! nayuta: because she [kissed] my thing! (here she basically says that yoru interacted with nayuta's thing using her mouth. it's a very vague statement)

denji: i'm not your thing! turn her into a human now!! nayuta: want food! can't! (technically she says "food desire! no ability!") nuh uh! denji: ah?! i'll make food. when you eat turn her into a human!! nayuta: 'kay!

denji: eat and turn her into a human. i'm not joking. nayuta: hey! this is my food! bad! bad!! nayuta: hey... do you really want her humanity? (sounds very weird in english but i'm not sure a better way to put it) denji: what?

nayuta: Denji. every woman tries to kill you, right? why is this animal different? denji: why...? i have a feeling. nayuta: hmmmm.... good. (this is being used as an affirmation similar to "alright" or "very well then") you won't die. okay. i'll turn her into a human.

nayuta: but, two things. if they're not good to you, then she'll be an animal forever. denji: what are they?! nayuta: number one. i can eat ice cream (cold sweet) all the time. denji: i want (it) too. nayuta: number two.

nayuta: don't be nice to her. denji: are you joking?! nayuta: uh, i'm (being) real. this is the best. she's bad to my nose. denji: your nose?

denji: is she like a wet animal? nayuta: weirdo, wet animals are good! anyways, don't be nice to her! i'll change her knowledge... so that to her you didn't come (today)! denji: you'll what?! then she'll hate me!

nayuta: not important. you won't talk to her. denji: ahhh...

denji: you're number one, nayuta...

tadaaaa! there we have it! now time for some translator notes, of which there are actually not a ton.

toki pona is surprisingly difficult to adapt for different kinds of characters. due to having no register, it's hard to make characters seem more punky or polite than normal, and to distinguish between adult and child characters. here particularly we have the issue that, while Nayuta is a child, she's also super smart! so making grammatical mistakes doesn't really seem in line for her character. the main action i took was doubling up "la" with her. this isn't incorrect, but there are more optimal ways to say things to avoid ambiguity. i thought that perhaps a kid wouldn't think ahead with their words as much as an adult would, and may end up with this quirk in their speech.

related to the last note, one possible way of making a character seem younger or less proper is having them use nimisin ("unofficial" community made words). it's a fun idea, but it's kinda inaccessible and also... i don't really know nimisin! guess i'm not hip enough >_<

the name Nayuta luckily fits with toki pona phonetics (with the y changed to a j)! Denji doesn't quite, so i opted for Tensi. this is the most direct tokiponisation of his name. it sounds a bit like tenshi! (angel in japanese)

just a little something. i went with humans being "jan" and devils "monsuta" (hybrids and fiends may be jan monsuta and monsuta jan respectively, or they could have nimisin) so.. why are these two using jan? well for Denji that's an easier question, as he is basically human-first and also had the name before he became a hybrid. (also there's no need to be so descriptive with a headnoun) as for Nayuta, she uses jan because she's sort of undercover. depending on the circumstances, or when referring to her with her real name (like saying Control Devil in english) she would be monsuta. some devils who gave themself a name use jan, while others such as Power use monsuta (because why would she call herself a human when devils are clearly superior?!)

suwi lete or lete suwi? that is the question. here i decided to go with suwi lete because i think the most appealing aspect to Nayuta is likely the sweetness!

i hope this was at least somewhat enjoyable! i wonder what i'll find to translate next >w> thank you so much for reading if you did! sina lukin la mi pilin pona a!

[descendinginto-madness]

hsr headcanons part 2!! welt and himeko

i'm sorry everyone who keeps seeing my posts under hsr tags now i have a lot of thoughts i just wanna throw somewhere,,

welt and himeko because i started Thinking about them, i think their dynamic could be really cute really wholesome partially because they're much older than the trio (i mean i know himeko isn't super old either but i'd say she's like thirty something compared to the trio's... early twenties maybe?? even 19 in march's case idk she has small vibes)

these are not written with a romantic relationship between welt and himeko in mind (Alien Space manga made me rethink that a bit) but honestly feel free to interpret them however you wanna!! i generally don't really ship any crew members with each other so :3

Contains spoilers for himeko's hi3 lore

- Himeko being the only crew member that uses Welt's first name; she calls him mr Yang when they're talking to the trio or in some more formal situation, but when they're alone she calls him Welt

- also her noticing more than he thinks she does and subtly being like hey,, you can rely on me you know,, you should relax sometimes y'know

- even so him still having trouble doing that

- him being so worried about her always, maybe even more than about the trio in certain cases because he does not want to see her die again. he knows very well she's even more capable than the younger crew members but he can't help but worry.

- maybe they're in a fight together at some point and she gets hurt and it's kinda bad but not extremely bad, she'll live and be okay but he's still concerned. beating himself up over it even though she reassures him several times that it's alright because he was there and could've prevented it

- maybe him even feeling like it's his job to keep himeko safe in this universe since he has a better opportunity to do so right now

- on that note... their first meeting. you can't tell me he wasn't at the very least shocked when they first met and she probably noticed it,, her going like "oh?? you look surprised, have we met somewhere before?" and him shaking his head like "no, you're just very similar to... an old friend of mine, my apologies"

- himeko being probably the first person he tells about the different universes thing

- also them just,, feeling nice and safe in each other's presence. sometimes just chilling in the parlor car together, but not talking, just sitting in silence and reading or doing something else

- tbh,, just them. also himeko appreciation moment i NEED more of her in penacony

[makipedia]

OKKK maki dating head-cannons🤗

A REQUEST?!?!#?G$^W OMG😍

love best girl maki smsmsmsmmmsmsmmsmsmsm <33

-this can be gender neutral (but im imagining the reader as a female for myself just cuz ima girl but otherwise it's gender neutral, except for when i'm mentioning afab/amab)

-always angry

-she's not angry at you,,, she's angry at the world. primarily because panda and toge WILL NOT stop teasing her about it

-but she's very nice to you, even when she doesn't think she is. it's like she hates everyone and loves you (why can't she be real </3)

-even after you two started going out, it took a LOOONG time for her to get used to the affection u give (if u do like giving affection. if u dont then ignore this and pretend ur the same as her/j)

-UGH she's so cute whenever you hug her, cuz she isn't used to all the affection since she never really received it as a child. that poor girl- i wanna give her all the love she deserves :( can u tell i love maki

-when she does get used to the affection, forehead kisses are vv common! and they're so cute gn. you two could be tired from training all day and you're sitting together while drinking water and she'll randomly give u a forehead kiss or maybe a cheek kiss idk. and when u turn to smile back at her she's always blushing, and you just can't help yourself so you lean in to kiss her cheek as well. her face turns even more red as she mumbles little strings of curses under her breath.

-live laugh maki. <3

-for afab readers, maki defo seeks advice on how to ask u out from either shoko (if u decide the relationship starts in the time jjk 0 takes place) or nobara if u haven't seen the movie yet. all those hours she spent talking with shoko/nobara just for u to be the one asking her out LMAOO

-yeah. toge and panda always joke about it and she'll threaten them with the least scary threats like "i'll kill you!1!1!! >:(" and they'll just die laughing along with u

-for amab readers she defo didn't expect to fall for a guy after being treated like shit from the zen'in clan which it mainly men😃 (i hope that's a valid reason to hc she's wlw but i dont want criticism so i'm adding amab readers <:)) tho she didn't go to any of the boys for help (not even yuta LMAO)

-she's more dominant hotter than you, no matter the gender. you could be the sexiest actress in the world or the most majestic bro on tiktok and she'd still be hotter LOL (accept it losers/j)

-being hot doesn't always come with confidence (but most of the time it does and it takes a while for her to embrace that) and once she actually does embrace it, she's a TERRIFIC flirter i want maki to flirt with me

-she loves seeing u blushing and embarrassed, again, no matter the gender. tho she did reluctantly pick up tips from gojo whenever she'd see him rizzing up some girl on the street LMAO

"hey there, hot stuff."

"are you trying to rizz me up again?"

"no, would you like me to?"

IT WORKS EVERY TIME??? if that sucked im sorry i have no rizz shamefully and it always ends up with u blushing (if y'all are aged up idk where u wanna take that...😓)

-and if y'all r making out expect things to go her way (you'll be busy for a while so put ur shit on do not disturb) with her shoving u against a wall not me projecting my daydreams

-lemme stop b4 i get out of hand.

-ANYWAYS dating her would be super fun if she wouldn't be TRAINING ALL THE TIME!!! that girl is always training and it takes 5 sacrifices to god and one spar to get her to stop </3. then u guys hang out in y'alls rooms, varying from hers or yours (mainly yours tho idk why just go with it)

yeah idk what else to add LOL

[beanxiv]

beanxiv's 100 follower bash ! ✩࿐

hi guys 🫶 so first and foremost, i wanna say thank you all for 100 followers <33 i love you all and im super grateful to all of you ! second, i wanna say i'm sorry for taking so long to do this, i was trying to figure out what kind of event i would do 😭 i ended up picking just a prompt list that you can request from, (the simplest thing ever ik💔) but i hope u guys like it !!

REQUESTS FOR THIS EVENT HAVE NOW CLOSED!

EVENT RULES ✩࿐

you can find all my posts for this event under the tag #beanxiv's bash!

obviously, my normal request rules still apply. (you can find them here.) if your request goes against my rules, i won't accept it.

i prefer if you request off of anon, so that i can tag you - but if you're still on anon it's okay.

speaking of tagging— if you want to be tagged in my work fill out this form!

i'll only do one character per request if its a scenario, but i can do up to 3 if they're headcanons.

you can ask for up to 2 prompts in your request.

you can make as many requests as you want though! just do it in separate asks please

specify the details of your request! (reader preference, any details about the request, genre– like if you want angst or fluff, etc)

also specify who you want to say the line-- for example if the prompt is "you make me happy," specify if you want the reader or character to say the line.

CHARACTERS ✩࿐

these are the characters i'll accept requests for-- if you request for a character not listed here, i won't accept your request.

my hero academia: bakugou katsuki, izuku midoriya, shoto todoroki, denki kaminari, kirishima eijirou, sero hanta, iida tenya, tamaki amajiki, keigo takami (hawks), touya todoroki (dabi)

obey me: lucifer, mammon, leviathan, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, belphegor, simeon, solomon, diavolo, barbatos

haikyuu: hinata shouyou, kageyama tobio, nishinoya yuu, sugawara koushi, kenma kozume, kuroo tetsurou, oikawa touro, iwaizumi hajime, bokuto kotaro, akaashi keiji, suna rintaro, atsumu miya, sakusa kiyoomi

blue lock: isagi yoichi, bachira meguru, kunigami rensuke, chigiri hyoma, itoshi rin, itoshi sae, shidou ryusei, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, otoya eita

jujutsu kaisen: gojo satoru, itadori yuuji, megumi fushiguro, inumaki toge

attack on titan: eren yeager, armin arlert, jean kirsten, connie springer, levi ackerman

heroes of olympus: percy jackson, leo valdez, will solace, connor stoll

shatter me: aaron warner, kenji kishimoto

demon slayer: tanjirou kamado, inosuke hashibara, zenitsu agatsuma, giyuu tomioka, obanai iguro, uzui tengen

twisted wonderland: riddle rosehearts, ace trapolla, deuce spade, cater diamond, leona kingscholar, ruggie bucchi, floyd leech, kalim al-assim, jamil viper, idia shroud, malleus draconia, silver

the spiderverse: miles morales, miguel o'hara, hobie brown

PROMPT LIST:

"i cant stop thinking about you... it's distracting.."

"are we really just friends?"

"sorry, you're just so cute when you're pissed."

"...i just realized how in love i am with you."

"i like listening to you talk."

"stay with me a little longer, please?"

"never say that about yourself when i know you deserve everything and more."

"you're so perfect."

"how could i ever say no to you when you look at me like that?"

"i made something for you."

"i miss you. so much."

"hey, why'd you stop? keep doing that, it feels good."

"don't leave me yet... please."

""is something burning??"

"i could die happy like this."

"i really want to kiss you right now."

"can't you see i'm trying?"

"i had a nightmare and i had to make sure you were still here."

"i'm yours. all yours."

"you drive me crazy."

"i'll kiss it better."

"let's spend forever together, okay?"

"you're taking up all of the blanket!"

"i'm scared, can you please hold my hand?"

"one more kiss, another, and another-- what? i can never get too many of your kisses."

"i'm going to marry you one day. i promise."

"you make me so happy."

"let's run away together."

"don't look at them, look at me."

"i'm a mess, but i'm your mess."

[manofmanymons]

I love how cute the late chapters of the truthful route are

This is more me rambling than any form of serious post or ~anaylsis~ I'm just replaying the route and constantly sobbing over how adorable they all are

They get along so much better with each other and their partners than at the start or in the routes where bitches be dying and it is very much fun seeing them have so many positive interactions

Even their arguing is more productive barring when Takuma FIRST got back but admittedly that was MOSTLY just Kaito ksksmd like there's a lot more "think we should do this because this" "I see what you mean but also consider—" and a lot less "maybe we should—" "FUCK YOU SHUT UP YOU'RE WRONG"

Super love the scene where Ryo and Kaito are talking to Renamon and at first Takuma freaks out thinking they're gonna start a fight but then Shuuji tells him to calm down and just trust them and they end up just being like "hey what you did sucked but we're on the same side so let's work together" and Takuma is like

Like not even just the fact that those two of all people DIDN'T start shit but the fact that Shuuji wholeheartedly trusted them not to is SO insanely different from early game

Also the fact that after everything they've been through they can even still joke around with each other like there are just so many scenes where they're just being happy and silly in spite of it all

Minoru continuing to piss Ryo off by not treating him like he's older is so funny. Like they also clearly get along way better than before especially since Ryo doesn't take Minoru's dumbassery to heart anymore but that one scene where it was LITERALLY like "it's not what you said it's how you said it" had me dead jdjdnd they are such an old divorced couple. Not an old married couple. An old divorced couple.

I LOVE HOW YOU CAN PLAY TAKUMA AS THE WORST BEST FRIEND EVER AND JUST REPEATEDLY THROW MINORU UNDER THE BUS LIKE WTF MAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE RIDE OR DIE

Also love how pretty much all of them have at least one line that's just something along the lines of "we can do anything if we're together" because you KNOW none of them used to feel that way. Putting up with each other bc safety in numbers to actually genuinely trusting each other and being grateful for each other.

SUPER LOVE WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO SHUUJI AND TRYING TO REASSURE HIM THAT HE'S NOT TOO MUCH OF A PESSIMIST AND IT'S GOOD THAT HE'S THE WAY HE IS AND IF YOU PICK THE WRONG DIALOGUE OPTION HE'LL JUST LIKE??? OPENLY ADMIT THAT HE KNOWS HE'S NOT THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB AND THAT AOI AND TAKUMA ARE MORE SUITED FOR IT BUT HE APPRECIATES THAT TAKUMA'S TRYING TO BE NICE

This is turning into a "random scenes I love" post but I love when Minoru calls Kaito weird for being happy about Miu bossing him around and Takuma telling him to knock it off because there's probably more to it than that. Also Minoru being like "dude how can you put up with this" and Kaito being like "how long do you think I've been her brother for" ksjskdn like it is so funny to think that Miu has always been a little dictator and Kaito has always just gone along with it

Also all the kemonogami are precious I mean they're precious in every route but I laughed so hard when I purposely picked a wrong dialogue option and Labramon yelled at Takuma for being stupid ToT

Falcomon and Dracmon kill me every time they're on screen. They're the funniest characters in this whole game. Again I mean they're like that in every route but I think the humor lands better in the route where there's not constant death happening.

Also also I'm sorry but them being afraid of the ghost at the school was so funny to me bc they've MET other ghosts at that point and also the other times they've thought there were ghosts it was just like...a digimon. It's like in ghost game when Kiyo is like AAAAAH GHOST and it's like bitch you KNOW it's a digimon.

Also also also Kaito lying about not being worried about Dracmon bc he doesn't wanna freak Miu or Takuma out but then after getting him back being like I WAS SO SCARED SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU

Also also ALSO also Ryo and Shuuji being alive so I can see all their battle lines with the other characters. And how even lines between characters change over time. I actually don't know what all the lines are and if the change is related to the chapter or to the route or to their affinity but I know for a fact that the lines aren't always the same and I am always delighted to see a new one.

ALSOx5 CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW ADORABLE THE MINASE SIBLINGS ARE FOR A SECOND? THEY ARE THE SWEETEST EVER.

Anyways these kids are the cutest friend group when their spirits are not actively being crushed by pointless deaths with no clear end in sight and it's just so nice seeing the kinda people they all are when they're not completely miserable and being pushed to/past their breaking points.

Like truthful may not be the most fun or interesting route but goddamn does it make me happy that the canon path is the one where they're actually allowed to grow and learn and be happy

[wiselytold]

Marvel Pick-Up Lines Cute, Funny, Clean, and Dirty

Are you a fan of Marvel comics and movies? Want to impress a fellow Marvel enthusiast with a clever pick-up line? Look no further! Here are some Marvel-themed pick-up lines that are sure to make your potential match feel like they're in a comic book universe. Whether you're into the Avengers, Spider-Man, or Guardians of the Galaxy, there's a pick-up line for everyone. So, without further ado, let's dive in and explore the world of Marvel pick-up lines!

Is it just me, or do you have a superpower that makes my heart skip a beat?

Are you a Wakandan? Because you’re making me feel like I’ve found my forever king/queen.

Are you a member of the Avengers? Because you’re the hero I’ve been looking for.

Are you a mutant? Because you’re making my heart race at super speeds.

Are you a member of the X-Men? Because you’re making my heart feel like it has a mutant ability to love.

Are you a member of the Fantastic Four? Because you look fantastic to me.

Are you a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy? Because you’re my favorite guardian.

I must be Tony Stark because I’m feeling a strong attraction to you, and it’s not just because of the arc reactor in my chest.”

I must be the Black Widow because I’m deadly and beautiful, just like you.

I must be a mutant because you look like a real Marvel.

I must be a Skrull because you’re looking shape-shiftingly beautiful.

I must be a member of the X-Men because you’re making me feel like a mutant with all these feelings.

I must be Thor because I feel like I’ve been struck by lightning every time I see you.

Are you a member of S.H.I.E.L.D.? Because you’re making me feel like I’ve found my secret agent.

I must be a member of S.H.I.E.L.D. because you look like a real agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

I must be a Skrull because you’re looking shape-shiftingly beautiful.

I must be a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy because you’re out of this world.

Hey, are you from Asgard? Because you look genuinely out of this world.

I can already tell from your pictures that you’re a Marvel fan. Because darling, you look Marvelous.

Hey, are you from the MCU? Coz you are Marvelous.

Did you use my scepter? Because you’re taking over my heart.

If you’re lady liberty. Can I be your Captain America?

Damn girl, are you, Stan Lee? Because I think you’re Marvelous.

You’ve smashed your way into my heart (The Hulk).

They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer. Well, you are the only one who can have my heart.

years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do… I’d like to start with you.

Just call me Hawkeye because you’re the bulls-eye, and his arrow never misses.

I’m a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

My spidey senses tell me you’re going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy.

I don’t need my hammer to send lightning shocks through your body.

I must be a Skrull because you’re looking shape-shiftingly beautiful.

You Must Be A Fly, ’Cause I Want To Wrap You Up And Take You To My Web.

Hey, are you the god of mischief…?Because you’re Loki the prettiest person I’ve seen on this app.

Hey, are you Sue Storm (or Johnny Storm)? Because you are definitely fantastic.

Did it hurt when you fell from Asgard? Because you’re a god/goddess.

Baby, are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart.

This Captain America has been frozen in ice for ages. Wanna warm me up?

They don’t call me the Mighty Thor for no reason.

If a spider’s bite can make you a spiderman, would you bite me just to let me be your man?

You’ve smashed your way into my heart.

Go out with Hulk. Don’t. Make. Hulk. ANGRY.

Marvel Pick-Up Lines Cute, Funny, and Clean I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor.

Hey, are you a piece of metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart…

I must be Tony Stark because I’m feeling a strong attraction to you, and it’s not just because of the arc reactor in my chest.

I must be Captain America because I’m looking for a partner to help save the world, and I think you would be the perfect fit.

Are you a mutant? ‘Cause, you just gave me a superpower: the ability to love.

Are you Doctor Strange? Because you just cast a spell on me.

I must be the Black Widow because you’re deadly and beautiful, just like me.

Marvel Pick-Up Lines Cute, Funny, and Clean I must be a member of the Avengers because you’re making me feel like a superhero.”

I must be a mutant because you’re making me feel like the luckiest person on Earth.

Did it hurt when you fell from Asgard? Because you’re a god/goddess.

I am Groot. Oh sorry, you don’t speak Groot. I just gave you the most stunning and poetic compliment ever written. You should probably go out with me.

Baby, are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart.

Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

I love you three thousand.

I brought Thor’s hammer. Wanna see if you’re worthy?

. Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?

. I’ll smash you with my great Mjolnir so powerfully that you’ll wake up as Thor.

Tony Stark here. And I saved my most powerful weapon for you.

Just call me Hawkeye because you’re the bulls-eye, and his arrow never misses.

Are you the Hulk? Because you’re smashing, baby.

For ages, this Captain America has been frozen in ice. Will you warm me up?

I bet you could penetrate my S.H.I.E.L.D. with your scepter.

Baby, are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart.

You’re so hot, you’re breaking my circuits!

So, wanna find out why they call me SilverTongue?

I’m too hot to handle and too cold to hold. So, take me to your bed and do as you’re told!

There’s more than just iron in me than just my fist.

Thor has golden hair, and Ironman has red. Kneel and follow orders.

Do you ever lose an hour of sleep in your life? I don’t, but I’m ready to lose a few for you.

Did I leave the oven on, or is it just you… hot stuff?

Are you Spider-Man? Because you’re making me feel like I’m in a web of love.

Are you Blade? Because you’re the vampire hunter that I’ve been looking for.

Are you Daredevil? Because you’re the blind lawyer that I’ve been looking for.

Are you Ghost Rider? Because you’re the demon hunter that I’ve been looking for.

Are you Iron Man? Because you’re the billionaire that I’ve been looking for.

Are you the Winter Soldier? Because you’re the soldier that I’ve been looking for.

Are you the Punisher? Because you’re the vigilante that I’ve been looking for.

Are you Black Panther? Because you’re making me feel like I’ve found my forever king.

Are you the Falcon? Because you’re the wingman that I’ve been looking for.

Are you Deadpool? Because you’re the merc with a mouth that I’ve been looking for.

Are you Star-Lord? Because you’re the leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy that I’ve been looking for.

Are you the Vision? Because you’re the android that I’ve been looking for.

My bracelets might deflect bullets but you have already pierced my heart.

I don’t like to show off but…I can stretch my entire body. My ENTIRE body.

I’m no Captain Marvel but you’ll sure be yelling SHAZAM!

Are you Hawkeye? Because you’re a hot guy.

Are you made of Vibranium? Because you’re looking pretty unbreakable to me.

Don’t worry baby, I’m only fast on my feet.

I must be a member of the X-Men because you’re making me feel like a mutant with all these feelings

I must be a member of the Avengers because you’re making me feel like a superhero.

I must be Thor because you’re making me feel like I’ve been struck by lightning every time I see you.

Are you the Scarlet Witch? Because you’re the witch that I’ve been looking for.

Hey baby, wanna know why they called me Elongated Man before I drank Gingold?

Are you Captain Marvel? Because you’re making me feel like I’m in a state of awe.

Are you Spider-Woman? Because you’re making me feel like I’m in a web of love.

Are you the Wasp? Because you’re making me feel like I’m in a state of mini-attraction.

Are you Nebula? Because you’re making me feel like I’m in a state of cosmic love.

Are you Mantis? Because you’re making me feel like I’m in a state of emotional connection.

Are you Gamora? Because you’re making me feel like I’m in a galaxy of love.”

Are you Valkyrie? Because you’re making me feel like I’m in a state of warrior love.

[smolgreenboi]

Bbterra (duh! XD)

>u>!!!!! mmmm

send a ship & I will answer….

bbterra || gar/tara (gatara? lmao)

who is a night owl.

i think i can actually give a solid answer with this ship, with the answer being: gar–even though it can still be sorta situational with him. 

i can see tara’s mental/biological clock (???) kind of being in tune with the rise and set of the sun due to her being constantly on the move throughout a good chunk of her life–including living in like? caves and stuff?? if i remember correctly???–so she’s used to rising with the sun and going to bed with it as well since traveling in the wilderness after dark, especially during a new moon, can be challenging. it’s just kind of a habit that she’s never actively tried to break. she might try to stay up with him while he’s playing a game or watching a movie but passes out not too long into it and gar just kinda lets her drool on his shoulder. 

who is a morning person.

following my thoughts above, tara’s most likely the morning person out of the two. groggy some days, fully awake other days. gar tends to be in a “sleep hangover” regardless of how much sleep he got or the events of the previous day, and the only times he can count as an early riser or morning person are on mornings where he went to bed feeling unsafe. 

are they cuddlers.

oh my god yes and it’s disgusting. not literally but like. these two dweebs. i imagine in a lot of ways they’re both kind of touch-starved (i know gar is) so whenever they’re sitting around with each other, they’re touching in SOME WAY. whether it’s sitting side by side, just close enough so their arms are touching, or holding hands while sitting together/walking somewhere, maybe chilling on the couch and tara’s leaning back with just her calves draped over gar’s lap while they’re playing a game, the list goes on. they are cuddlers. literally no doubt.

who is the big spoon.

i think it alternates, kind of depending on the night, the events of the day and if someone is acting as the “comfort” to the other’s “hurt”, if that makes sense. 

i dunno what your future headcanons are for tara’s height (so ignore this if i’m way off) but i can’t see gar ever outgrowing her. she’s a few inches taller than him by the time they both stop growing. this has no effect on the spooning but whatever. 

but yeah, i think it alternates and might even change as the night rolls on and their sleeping positions shift and stuff. no definite answer, here.

who is the little spoon.

see above!

what is their favourite sleeping position.

i don’t think they have a favorite sleeping position, per say, but i think the one they usually fall into or wind up in (subconsciously or otherwise) would be with gar hugging tara from behind with his head/face resting in either the curve of her neck or just between her shoulder blades. usually the latter, though, because he can hear her heartbeat and finds that soothing. there’s also a 95% chance he’s holding one of tara’s hands, too. 

who steals all the blankets.

… i dunno. i’m going to say tara, though. 

they’re both people who are used to sleeping without blankets due to their pasts and experiences, but i see tara as more on the opportunist side and if gar doesn’t make a move to nab the blankets and she wants them, she will. gar will let her burrito herself and just grow some fur or turn into something with a thick coat or lots of blubber. 

what they wear to bed.

as mentioned, gar always wears a minimum of a t-shirt and boxers to bed. sometimes a hoodie when it’s cold. never socks. 

i can see tara wearing something similar, though sometimes it’s one of gar’s t-shirts, and she also enjoys wearing socks. especially long ones or really thick ones. she’s tried convincing gar to start wearing socks by means of getting a running start down a long corridor, sliding and SLAMMING INTO HIM LIKE A BOWLING BALL TO PINS but it hasn’t worked yet. although she might be wearing him down. >->

also, y’all might want to move this to another floor because raven’s getting tired of hearing gar suddenly shriek at the top of his lungs closely followed by a crash and then noxious laughter. 

who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt.

gar gets stupid flustered and bashful whenever tara casually puts on one of his t-shirts and sometimes he’ll wear one of tara’s older/more beat up t-shirts if he’s about to do an activity that makes a mess (painting, gardening, working with an animal, etc) and she’s told him she doesn’t mind him making it dirtier. 

and if you think gar’s never shamelessly worn one of her crop-tops while they were out on the city or at the beach, you’re mistaken, my friend.

who falls asleep mid-conversation.

tara. as mentioned, gar more or less has to actively make the decision to fall asleep (unless he’s literally about to collapse from extreme exhaustion), so it’s highly unlikely he’ll ever pass out mid-conversation. 

they’re probably lying around talking about random stuff, jumping from subject to subject like a spider on a web and suddenly she just stops responding and he turns his head to see she’s snoring. 

who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares.

i imagine they both do. i don’t know to what extent tara’s past horrors go into (i know her country gave her and her brother their powers but idk how… traumatic that process would have been) but based off how she behaves prior to learning to control them, i can guess she’s been the cause of some crap. and gar’s been through… *rolls out 84 mile long list* … a lot… so. 

yeah. these two. nightmares aren’t scarce. and i think they’re both hypocrites because they’d both want to help the other process them but, when it comes to their own demons, refuse to talk about it. 

who accidentally punched the other in their sleep.

i know i’ve said this with each of these but, like, it’s a legit issue, specifically due to his time “in the custody” of eddie and bates. they’d grab him out of his sleep on nights they were drunk or just generally pissed off, so it’s basically burned into his brain that if he’s suddenly grabbed while sleeping to punch, kick or scratch the hand/arm that’s got him. he doesn’t really think enough to check who it is who’s making contact with him. 

so, i’m sure he’s punched, kicked or scratched her at least once. then proceeded to spend the rest of the night sleeping on the floor or on the couch regardless of her assurances and stuff. he feels like utter trash, apologizes profusely while helping her doctor it up and is antsy about falling asleep around her for a short time. 

who can’t keep their hands to themselves.

again, i don’t think either of them fall into this in it’s most extreme/literal sense. moreso see my answer to “are they cuddlers?” and that should sum it up just fine. 

who said “I love you” first.

i think this is situational. though, most likely, would probably be gar, as he might blurt it out during a moment of complete joy and bliss and then fall into a panic when he realizes he did it randomly and it was awkward and unplanned and oh god oh no what will she think of me–i’m such aN IDIOT SHE DESERVES TO HEAR IT IN A MORE ROMANTIC SETTING WHY AM   I  L I K E THIS 

who would have the other’s picture as their phone background.

tbh i can totally see them being those FREAKING DORKS who have the same or matching phone backgrounds?? like, either they both have the same picture of them at the beach/park as their phone backgrounds OR they have a picture of each other doing the same activity. 

like, tara’s phone background is a picture of gar posing next to a ditto they found on Pokemon Go and gar’s phone background is a picture of tara posing next to an onix. 

someone please stop them.

who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror.

THEY BOTH DO WITH STICKY NOTES AND THE MIRROR NO LONGER EXISTS.

LISTEN

there is literally a trail of sticky notes all over this freaking mirror with a full-fledged adventure of an ongoing conversation that momentarily turned into a pokemon battle that turned into a debate about who would win in a fight (dwayne the rock johnson or godzilla) that turned into tons of positive quotes and phrases that turned into a conversation about what would happen if it was safe to consume lava lamp goo and you discovered you could glow in the dark and, my god, this mirror is a mess. it’s pointless, now, aside from being used as a sticky note surface. there is no mirror, here, only multi-colored chaos. 

who buys the other cheesy gifts.

i know i keep saying this but gar would 100% buy tara random gifts because they made him think of her and he just couldn’t resist the idea of making her smile, so there you go. as usual, they’re spread out so she doesn’t worry about him dumping money all over her but… he can’t be stopped, you guys, he wants to give his loved ones ALL THE NICE THINGS….

who initiated the first kiss.

*takes a long, hard stare at Betrayal as i feel my soul leave my body* 

… i’m going to say tara because we can’t see gar’s face (even though he’s leaning in) and her eyes are closed, AND also because gar is kind of hesitant about being the instigator in these situations most of the time. … though the first official kiss may have been more of a nervous peck on the lips than a legit kiss, then there’s the awkward “omg you kissed me” couple of seconds where they both kind of panic about it but then after they calm down and realize it’s okay and that the feeling is mutual and they both want it, the second ‘first kiss’ is equally mutual and clumsy and awkward but WHO CARES TBH. 

who kisses the other awake in the morning.

again, i think it’s less kissing the other awake and more giving each other a gentle kiss on the forehead or cheek or temple regardless of if the gesture rouses the other. they both do this, but it’s more often tara since gar’s the one who sleeps in regularly. 

who starts tickle fights.

… i don’t know WHY but i’ve always headcanoned that tara isn’t ticklish at all–whereas gar IS–so when she tries to start a tickle fight and he attempts to retaliate there’s like this awkward couple of seconds where GAR USED TICKLE RIBS… … … IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE and they’re both kind of like

who asks who if they can join the other in the shower.

tara most likely is the one to ask first, though it’s… very hesitant and awkward due to her having trouble asking if she can join him without DIRECTLY asking, if that makes any sense. and then he gets flustered and she gets flustered and everything’s awkward until they both just blurt “OKAY!!” at the same time and, GUESS WE’RE DOING THIS NOW.

on that note there’s, like… nothing sexual about their showers basically ever.

shared showers are spent singing bad pop-songs into their shampoo bottles, washing each other’s hair, washing each other’s injuries if needed, arguing/debating theories on whatever TV show they’re currently watching or game they’re playing, ooooor with tara pretending to be the lady from the grudge and deathrattling as her hair consumes gar while he re-inacts basically every scream in an old black and white horror movie. 

… christ, you’re both losers. 

who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch.

they both would!!!! it alternates on availability and stuff, but they both would absolutely do this and surprise each other with their favorite lunches. 

who was nervous and shy on the first date.

i think they BOTH were, but i’d place money that gar is actively displaying his nerves/shyness while tara’s at least somewhat better at keeping her cool/keeping her nerves mostly contained, although there are glimpses of her bashful side when gar does or says something endearing or sincere. 

who kills/takes out the spiders.

the first time this happens, tara is legit about to just CRUSH it with the nearest blunt object but gar literally throws himself into the line of fire and ends up getting smacked over the head with a dictionary all in the name of saving a tiny wolf spider. 

after that, he starts teaching/helping tara learn how to carefully catch them in some tuba-wear and where to best release them outdoors. she hasn’t killed a spider since. 

who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk.

as previously mentioned, gar refuses to drink alcohol. so, IF you think tara is one who would drink to the point of getting tipsy or drunk, it’d most likely be her. 

[dr4kenlvr]

who.. the FUCK callin' 📞 u ?!

pairing: most of the toman boys x gn!reader (separate)

genre/wc: crack/humour (0.7k)

request: Basically the reader decides to pull a prank on the tr boys (separate head cannons if that's ok 🙏 ) where they are just chilling when the reader gets a call. Since they're with the boys there like oh haha let's put the call on speaker and see what the person calling gotta say. instead of an actual person though all they hear blast though the call is this audio; sorta nsfw dont play out loud in front of family.

a/n: IM DEADDDD this was hilarious to write. thanks for sending this in,, check out this post for some more wack writing on toman and reader. + NSFW (?) prank!!; it's basically about reader pretending to get a call and all the boys hear is someone saying they're jerking off ok enjoy (not proofread ok ilyguys)

while he's talking to you, you eruptly tell him that you're "getting a phone call" he nods and let's you answer: "hello? yes?" you say to no one, while you try your hardest not to laugh. they wait patiently until they hear a man on the other line say, "i'm over here strokin' my dick, i got lotion on ma dick right now- i'm just strokin' my shit. i'm horny as fuck man, i'm a freak man, like for real-"

MIKEY: doesn't really comprehend it right away but when he does: his eyes go wide, jaw wide open as his food nearly falls out his mouth. he can't believe what he's hearing- who is talking to his s/o like that?? they're strokin' their dick???? to y/n???? WHAT. he screams out: "y/n?! who is that?!! end it! oh my god!" he's so frantic as he crawls over to look at the call ID, only to see his red face look back at him. he's super pouty after, "y/n's so mean!" cute.

DRAKEN: I CAN'TTT immediately once the guy says "dick" draken is whipping his head towards you so hard he probably got whiplash. his eyes are a mix of bewilderment, disgust, and pure confusion because who the fuck is calling you???? hence he quite literally asks you: "y/n, who the fuck is calling you?" and he looks so angry at not you- but at the audacity this person has. "gimm-gimme the fucking phone." he snatches it from you and sees his own face. "not fucking funny." he's embarrased though <3

TAKEMITCHI: his heart falls out his ass when he hears what the person says. why is this person calling you and why are they saying such vile things? he starts to holler and scream because he doesn't know what to do. tries blocking your ears while simultaneously blocking his own, yelling: "HANG UP OH MY GOD!" he ends up looking stupid on camera and you have to stop yourself from ending the filming too early from literal tears.

BAJI: mf looks at you with the smelliest face ever, like it's the stankiest face he's ever pulled. he's so torn on whether to yell or yell so he yells: "AYO! OH HELL NAH, GIVE ME THE FUCKING PHONE." similar to draken, he doesn't play when people fuck with his s/o. "LET ME TALK TO THE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER!" so he's trying to grab onto your phone and makes a mental note to get back at you when he sees himself staring back at him.

CHIFUYU: is drinking water when he hears what the person says. chokes on the drink and coughs hysterically at what he just heard. looks at you like ?????do u know this man????? has enough of it when he hears "i'm horny" so the boy literally yells "YOU GOT A PROBLEM OR SOMETHING? THAT'S MY S/O YOU'RE TALKING TO ASSHOLE!" then he gets angry when the person doesn't acknowledge him. you die because he's only talking to himself and he dies of embarassment after but its endearing.

KAZUTORA: automatically protective, goes "uh babe? yo babe, hey babe. babe, who's that. WAI- WHY IS HE SAYING THAT- BABE TURN IT OFF!" he's so scared for you so he does the first thing that comes into his mind: curse. "the fuck you thinking motherfucker? are you crazy bitchass? give me the fucking phone babe, i wanna see his fucker's face. gi-give me the phone- what do you mean it's a prank." doesn't look at you the rest of the night.

PEH-YAN: kinda goes crazy when he hears someone is beating their dick to you. and he kinda freaks the fuck out when he hears someone is beating their dick to you. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!" he screeches as he stands up in his heart-printed underpants and white tank (i always feel the need to mention this fit') "DON'T FUCK WITH ME BRO, DO NOT FUCK WITH ME." in the end, he's panting and all red-faced. the fucker loves you, what can i say.

SMILEY: immediately starts throwing nasty insults and says he's gonna "shoot your ugly face off your ugly head, little fucker!" you swear you see him seething like never before; honestly finds the person's words disgusting and gets really pissed off that they're speaking to you like that. "babe can you retrace the caller ID to their address please? we oughta talk."

taglist: @dai-tsukki-desu @faetarou @kazuhoya @eriskaitto (send an ask or dm to be added!)

[madfantasy]

Hey hi!

I just wanna say that as a child Tintin was like, THE thing I read, part of the culture. All kids super into it. And I am ashamed to realise that I'd never ever even shipped Tintin and the Captain. Never thought of it. (I'm surprised caused I shipped stuff from anime and manga and TV shows already. So why not comics? Who knows)

Anyway excuse the story of my life, I just wanna thank you for opening my eyes to a new possibility. They're adorable as platonic friends but also as adorable in a romantic dynamic. Totally loved your video? Gif? Of them running towards each other and then kissing. Yes. Yup. Awesome. Totally made my smile like an idiot in the bus. Hope you have a good day, because you're great and you're art is beautiful.

Oooh goodness thank you for telling me your life story (I love context lol) and omg SAME, i grew up on the shows and just knew of the comics but had no access to em, till recently cx

I personally too die over bromance first and foremost and always drawn to and cherished this idea of a life long companionship with your best friends, which what I loved the most about tintin hehe. It was so soothing so sweet so light hearted and undemanding, like neither parties had anything to expect from one another but their company and input on the most important aspects of their lives to the insignificant one, harmonious with their ideals and absolutely has a cute body language with each other it's makes me EEK idk if it makes sense

But yes, I too have fully got side tracked —sorry!— I have not considered shipping them either till this year, too lol

It can be also romantic, and one funny exciting and so sweet it would make me sick, i love it 😝

(Also naughty wink*)

Thank you so much dear and I'm so glad it had this effect, thrills me to know! Hope you have a wonderful day too💛💛

[daisys-gard3n]

Hey! Can I request some nsfw hcs or anything of Bruabba and chubby fem reader (body worship to) 🥺❤️

Bruabba and Body Worship + Fem Reader

These men live for the thicc

Be prepared, because these mens will not leave you alone

Abba is the one who likes the chub the most, because he wants all that ass and thigh to grab onto, while Bruno thinks your beautiful regardless if he falls in love with you - but the both equally think you're the hottest thing

If you wear hotpants, leggings, or short dresses/skirts, beware because Abbacchio is gonna have his hand ON THAT THIGH or ON THAT ASS the whole time

Bruno, on the other hand has is hand ON THAT ASS without any shame

Bruno is the type of guy to come up behind you and play with your stomach for some reason, you don't really know why but he's enjoying himself

Abbacchio, on the other hand, is gonna come up behind you to playfully slap your ass for his own amusement

However, they both will press their boners against your butt when they're in the mood regardless of the time of day.

Bruno loves to take his time, to have his hands roam around your body and press kisses onto your skin as he whispers his love and devotion to you. Leone can do the same thing, but it usually involves leaving a bunch of hickies and most likely fingering you in the process:

"Oh, Bambina. You're so beautiful, everything about you is so perfect. You fit perfectly into my hands no matter where I touch. Your sounds are so cute and your expressions are adorable...I could die a happy man in this moment, Bambina."

"Fuck, you're so gorgeous Stellina. You like it when I grab on that perfect little body of yours? Mm, that's right, you're my perfect little Stellina. Just relax and let me do the work, okay? I wanna make you know that you're loved."

Their favored taste in what kind of sexy outfits you wear could not be any different. Bruno likes seeing you in lacey babydolls, pastel colors, and the whole soft angel aesthetic while Leone likes fishnets (to rip off) or ripped stockings, black leather and latex, deep moody colors, and the sexy goth aesthetic.

simple and neutral is usually the way you go to compromise, maybe a small little bow on your bra and panties for cuteness and wear stockings Leone can see them thick thighs formed (especially the thigh highs with a little bit of pudge building up at top).

Feeling down about your appearance? You can't, why? Because Bruno and Leone will coddle fuck you into liking yourself (more bruno than leone, but the message is equal)

Coddle fucking with Bruno is a lot of praises and kisses and gentle caresses onto your body, telling you how much he loves you and how you look like a goddess to him, lots of foreplay to spoil you better

Coddle fucking Leone is forcing you onto his lap in front of a mirror as he caresses your body, telling you how you look perfect and that there's nothing wrong with you, telling you how good you look even with fingers or his cock stuffed inside you and getting worked up at your expressions.

For some reason, if one of them goes away on a trip, the horniness of the other goes up to make up for the lack of person there. So good luck with that lol.

Abba eats that pussy for days. He'll do it every position he can if he has the chance to. His favorite is when you wear those fishnet tights and he rips them off near your cunt so he can eat you out. - his favorite it to wake you up to eating you out (morning wood problems mostly) and in the shower (so he make you squirt without cleaning it up). But when he's super duper horny, he'll just ask you to sit on his face while you watch a movie or something.

The feeling of his strong calloused hands gripping at your thighs, cupping your ass, digging into your hips and love-handles while his thick tongue slides inside you and his nose grinds against your clit?Hawt

Bruno likes eating you out too, but normally when Leone's too engrossed in his act and devouring your pussy, Bruno likes to double team with him and starting eat your ass

How it works: You on your hands and knees (possibly blowing Leone?), Leone is underneath you and just going to town on your pussy while Bruno comes around starts eating your ass (possibly having Leone jerking him off)

During the night, you can feel your two men feeling you up in their sleep

They both love kissing and leaving hickies all over your body. Leone prefers to leave them around your thighs and Bruno likes doing it on your chest (be sure to not wear stuff that doesn't cover them for a while)

Leone's favorite position is doggy, because he just wanna see your ass bounce against him and grab ahold of your hips to pound you on his cock. If you're into it, he'll pull your hair back and seeing that sexed-out face just really gets him close to cumming

Bruno's favorite position is Cowgirl. You sort of conditioned him into liking it because he's working and stressed out a lot and you insist on doing the work. Bruno got addicted to seeing your tits bouncing and those thighs slapping against him as you bottom out on his cock and bounce cutely on it. He gets a show and gets full hips and a great ass to grip and spank.

Fair warning, Bruno likes spanking and is absolutely shameless about doing it

They have and will double stuff you just to see you trying to get off and to see that body move to their cocks

If ya'll go to the beach or to a pool, don't let either of them rub sunscreen on your back because it will go way too far...Unless you want it.

If you have big enough breasts, Bruno might actually die if you gave him a titjob - especially while he's sucking off Leone at the same time (he's a bit of a hoe)

Bruno will probably get into shibari and learn these intricate designs to put on your body, to see the colored rope hug your body deliciously with these beautiful patterns and presented to him like a gift.

Leone how strappy harnesses look on you, hint hint.

Leone will be over protective about you if the two of you go to a club, plenty of guys have hit on you and he scares them off always. He might even drag you into the bathroom to settle with his jealousy and the problem he's had when you threw your ass back on him on the dance floor

A great little relationship accessory you'll get from either of them will be waist chains and leg garters

At the end of the day, don't be surprised at movie night when Bruno and Leone are snuggled up on you with one hand on your inner thigh and the other behind your back and onto your boob

[super-unpredictable98]

Wedding Planning (Part I) | Misfits Timeline Anomaly’ verse

An oc x oc collaboration between @seanfalco​ & @super-unpredictable98

Word Count: 4k

Warnings: Strong language, mention of daddy kink and mild sexual content

(Masterlist)

“Whatcha doin’?” Win’s Nathan asked, finding Win at the table, a bunch of magazines spread out around her and her laptop in front of her, notepad in her lap. 

“Uhm... I figured I’d get started on a list of all the stuff we should probably start thinking about.” 

“Thinking about... what?” he asked, tilting his head to look at the magazines—bridal magazines. “Oh, right. That looks like a lot of work.” 

“Yeah, and it’ll be a lot easier if we all work together,” she said pointedly.

"Hey there," Lyddie's Nathan came out of the room and immediately ran to see what the fuss was about. "Nice! Our little bride doin' bridal things." 

"Guys, you're not gonna believe what happened," Lydia walked in jumping with excitement. 

"Look, our not so little bride!" he pulled her in for a kiss. 

"What's that supposed to mean?" 

"Look how tall y'are! You're like a cute, sexy giant. C'mere, Winnie is lookin' at wedding stuff."

“Yeah, and the brides are not gunna be th’only ones doing ‘bridal things’,” Win exclaimed, fixing him with a firm look. “This isn’t gunna be one of those weddings where the brides do everything and the grooms just get t’show up. Now what were you saying, Lyds?”

"Well, I was just gonna say they're shooting a movie with Orlando Bloom down the street, but this is much more interesting," Lydia took a seat next to her. "And you better bring your asses over here to help us!" 

"Okay, what can I do?" her Nathan grabbed an apple and leaned over the counter.

“Alright alright,” Win’s Nathan agreed, plopping down next to his twin. 

“Well, we’ll need to think about who to invite, what we wanna eat, songs for the reception, where we want th’ceremony and when, and a colour scheme or theme... and that’s just the beginnin’,” Winnie sighed.

"We also need to decide what drinks we're gonna have, the cake, first dance, bridesmaids and groomsmen, outfits, pictures, honeymoon..." Lydia continued. 

"Jesus Christ, Lollipop!" her Nathan widened his eyes. 

"But I suppose we could start with a guest list, a date, and a venue."

“I don’t care when we do it, but I’ve always kinda wanted an outdoor wedding,” Win murmured. “And my guest list is easy...” she said, huffing an empty laugh.

"We decided it'd be best t'leave dad out of it," Lyddie's Nathan announced. 

"That's probably a smart idea" Lyds frowned. She really wanted to invite her family, but she had given up on the idea of telling them. "I agree with the outdoor wedding thing, are we waiting until we can go back to England?"

“It might be easier for everyone t’make it unless we wanna pay for a bunch of plane tickets,” Win’s Nathan said.

"You're right," she nodded, grabbing a pen and a napkin. "So your mum and Jeremy, Simon and Alisha, Kelly, Curtis and Nikki. Did I forget anyone?"

Win glanced at the Nathans before looking to Lyddie. “I think you should invite your parents. I mean, obviously you’ll need to tell them about everything, but we can help and so can Simon... I just figured that you actually want your family there, so they should be there."

"My mum's gonna kill me!" Lydia cried, rubbing her eyes nervously. "It's not like she can kick Si out for having powers anymore, but what if she goes public and we all get fucked?"

"Why would she want t'go public when we tell her that if she does that, you'll die?" her Nathan asked. "She's not a bad person is she?" 

"No, she's just very strict. And what about young me? What if telling her prevents her from becoming who I am today?"

“I—I dunno...” Win replied, deflating. “I don’t have all the answers, but I just thought...”

“It’ll be okay, Lyds,” Win’s Nathan exclaimed. “I mean, there’s two of me in th’same timeline and if that didn’t stop the world from turnin’, then what could be th’harm?”

"That's true, and who wouldn't wanna become a beautiful broadway bound rock star, about t'marry three very hot people?" Lyddie's Nathan added. 

"I'm sorry, Winnie, I didn't mean to snap. It's actually a really nice idea," Lyds ran her fingers through the other woman's hair. "You are so sweet, and I love you so much. I'll call Simon to talk about it later."

“I know you’re scared, but we’re all here for you,” Win murmured, taking her fiancé's hand from her hair to hold, bringing it to her lips.

 After a moment she grinned, letting go of Lydia’s hand. “Okay, so that was surprisingly easy, though I’ve made a note that we’ll have to look into outdoor venue spaces. What’s next?”

"If we're having an outdoor wedding, it better be during spring or summer," Lyddie took notes. "Do you guys have any preference for a theme or-?" 

"Let's have a superhero wedding!" her Nathan clapped as if that was the most brilliant idea. "Y'know, we're all superheroes and all?" 

"Babe, this is a wedding, not a kid's birthday party," she laughed.

“Maybe something music-themed?” Win suggested. “I’m not super picky, but I think it would be fun t’perform together at the reception.”

"Definitely," Lydia smiled. "I'll take any chance to perform with you. It would be nice to have a music theme, like little notes and guitars for decoration."

“Great, that’s settled,” Winnie exclaimed happily, leaning across the counter to steal a kiss from the other woman before settling back in her chair. “Okay, next, reception food?”

"Since it's less than 20 people including us, it would be silly to get a caterer or whatever, I can cook." 

"No, you're the bride, you're s'posed t'be spoiled and all that shit," Lyddie's Nathan protested.

“Or we could get pizza,” Win’s Nathan suggested, half-joking.

"That's what I was gonna say!" his clone slammed the counter, he was taking the whole wedding planning a little too seriously. 

"Pizza? It's not classy at all, but maybe if we serve it with champagne..." Lyds chuckled.

“Hey, we can make the rules for our wedding,” Win laughed. “If we want pizza and champagne, then who’s to say we can’t?”

"That's why I'm marrying you guys," she sighed. "We need some soda and juice as well, for the designated drivers and for young me, she's not supposed to drink for the first time until you," she pointed at the boys. "Give her booze." 

"Okay, wedding party?" Win asked, tapping the back of her pen against her lips.

"Why don't we do it in the flat? Or the rooftop? It would be less glamorous, but it would be easy..." Lyds suggested. 

"Sounds perfect," Winnie grinned. "What sort of flowers would you like, Lyddie?" she asked next.

"Bird of paradise flowers are my favorite," she wrote it down. "We could wrap the bouquets in music sheets and guitar strings."

"Sounds lovely," Win murmured, discreetly searching on her laptop what a bird of paradise flower looked like.

"What are your favorite flowers, Winnie? I never got you flowers!" Lydia gasped. "I always get you chocolates."

"I like peonies, but I dunno how well they'd go with everything else..." she admitted.

"We can get it, pink goes with the orange from my flowers and anyone who has seen Wicked knows pink goes with green," Lyddie stoked her fiancé's hair. "I think it's gonna look gorgeous." 

"The real question is how are we doin' that thing with the garter?" her Nathan asked. "Am I goin' down on both of you or...?" 

"Nathan, come on! Really?" she rolled her eyes with a laugh.

"No, no, th'man's onto somethin' here, askin' the important questions!" Win's Nathan agreed.

"There's no way you two are getting under my dress in front of my mum, dad, brother, and younger self," Lydia mocked. 

"It's tradition, Lollipop! D'you really wanna break tradition?" her Nathan cocked an eyebrow. 

"We're a quad, we're already breaking tradition... how can you think of doing that in front of your mum? What is Louise gonna say?"

“Honestly, she wouldn’t be all that surprised,” Win’s Nathan exclaimed. “Y’know I think we should take th’garters off with our teeth.” 

“I’m down,” Win simply shrugged.

"Fine!" Lyds nodded defeated. She knew she would be embarrassed, but it could be fun. "At least your dad won't be there... we'll get them when we go lingerie shopping for the honeymoon."

“Lingerie shopping, huh?” Win’s Nathan exclaimed, leaning in closer.

“Will I be able to go with you for that?” Win asked, curious.

"Of course, we're going together for this one," Lyddie winked at her. "Just the two of us." 

"That's not fair!" her Nathan pouted. 

"It's more than fair, it's a surprise for you guys."

“Yeah, and maybe you can surprise us with something,” Win said, grinning impishly, already excited. “Speaking of the Honeymoon, where do we wanna go for that?” 

"We wanted t'go somewhere warm, with beaches and all that," Lyddie's Nathan shared a look with his twin. "Like the Caribbean or Greece."

“That sounds lovely. I’ve never been anywhere, so I’m excited just to go,” Win laughed. “But somewhere warm sounds nice. I wanna go sailing.”

"Let's check prices and hotels, and then we can decide," Lydia was happy to see Winnie so excited. "We should probably schedule a cake tasting once we get back."

 "Can I do that one?" her Nathan offered. 

"We're all going, don't worry," she leaned against his chest.

“This is gunna be the best wedding ever,” Win murmured, feeling her eyes moisten as she looked at her partners. She didn’t like to think of herself as a sentimental type, but who was she kidding?

"It is, babe, cause we're marrying each other," Lyddie kissed the top of her head on the way to the bathroom. "I'm gonna take a quick shower, then we can talk first dance, bachelor and bachelorette parties..."

“Sounds good!” Win called, slouching back in her chair. “This is going surprisingly a lot easier than I anticipated,” she laughed.

"Yeah, seems like it..." Lyddie's Nathan agreed. "Havin' four people helps." 

"It sure does," Lyds murmured, glancing at Win's Nathan with a grin before walking into the bathroom.

He grinned back, watching her as she disappeared around the door. 

“What was that all about?” Win asked, noticing.

Lyddie's Nathan felt a tiny bit jealous but pushed the thought away, it was silly to be jealous of a look, Lyds loves all of them equally, he knew that much... 

"Um, yeah, what's goin' on?"

Win’s Nathan glanced over at Winnie, eyeing the bruise around her neck from the other day, which only seemed darker today.

“Ohhh, nothin’, for once I know somethin’ about Lyddie that neither of you two do,” he gloated.

"Funny, but that's impossible," his clone scoffed dismissively. "I know every little bit of her, inside and out. There's no way, man."

“Oh really? I beg t’differ,” he mused, leaning forward, a mischievous grin playing at his lips. Oh, he was enjoying this. 

Win chewed her lip, glancing at the other man. She could see the way his mouth twitch downward and she frowned. 

“Well, spit it out already,” she said.

"I bet I already know. She might not even know that I know, but I know..." Lyddie's Nathan looked at his clone defiantly, despite the shadow of insecurity in his voice. "I can get her goin' in my sleep, I know it all."

“Oh? So you know about her daddy kink, then?” Win’s Nathan asked smugly.

Lyddie's Nathan choked on his orange juice, staring in disbelief at his twin. 

"What?" he managed to say. "Nah, you're shittin' me, she would've told me..."

“Oho! I knew it! I’m finally the one in th’know for once. She said it was the one kink she managed t’hide from everyone, until she called me daddy in bed yesterday,” Win’s Nathan exclaimed.

"That is- if this is a wind up, I swear t'God..." Lyddie's Nathan felt conflicted. That was insanely hot, but at the same time, why the fuck would she hide it from him? "Lollipop! Lyds!" he called. 

"I'll be right out, sweetie," she said, unsuspecting.

“It’s not! I swear!” Win’s Nathan held his hands up. 

Winnie groaned, getting up to smack the back of his head as she passed him, heading to the kitchen.

"What's up?" Lydia opened the door with a smile. 

"D'you have a daddy kink?" her Nathan asked. He thought going straight to the point would be better, but instead of answering, she widened her eyes and shut the door again. 

"Baby!" he knocked again. "C'mon, why didn't y'tell me?"

“This is going well,” Win muttered, pouring herself a drink. “Look what you started,” she hissed at her Nathan who opened his mouth in surprise. 

“Me? I just had t’make it even. Specially when you’re walkin' around lookin’ like that! You told me y’didn’t like it rough, but then you go and let him do that kinda shit with yeh,” he threw back at her. “What am I s’posed t’think?”

She turned around to look at him. “Is that what you’re upset about?” 

“Yeah... kinda...” he admitted, reaching out to tug at the hem of her shirt.

“Oh, Nathan,” Win huffed. “Come here,” she said, wrapping her arms around him. “I don’t like it rough all th’time... but he’s a little more used t’that cuz that’s how Lyddie likes it. It doesn’t make what we have any less special because we shag differently than I do with him.”

“I guess,” he relented. “I do get t’be a little rough with Lyddie. And I like it when you take charge. I like it a lot.” 

“See?” she murmured.

“I just... got a little jealous is all.” 

“It happens to th’best of us,” Win laughed, tilting her head up to kiss him. “But you should probably apologize to Lyds for outing her secret.” 

“Yeah...” Nathan groaned, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly.

"Sweetheart, open the door," Lyddie's Nathan tried to turn the doorknob, but it was locked. "Lyds!" 

"There's no Lyds, she jumped out the window! Try again in... 15 years," she shouted. 

"That's sad, we're s'posed t'get married soon. And- and I love her." 

At these words, she decided to open the door, still burning with embarrassment. He pulled her into a hug, already feeling bad for his approach. "I forgot how shit you are at keeping secrets."

"I think it's hot! You could've told me, babe!" he squeezed her. "You're not upset, are ya?" 

"No," she sighed heading to the room to get dressed. "I guess it's on me for expecting Nathan to keep his mouth shut, I know that's physically impossible. That goes for both of you." 

"Just so we're clear, does that extend to Winnie? D'you wanna call her mummy or-?" 

"No further questions," she blushed even harder. 

"Okay, okay, can y'call me...?" 

"Yes, Nathan," Lydia came out wearing one of his shirts. "Awesome!" 

"I guess so," she sat next to Win and started looking through the magazines, maybe she would find a dress she liked.

“Lyddie...?” Win’s Nathan ventured hesitantly.

"Yes?" she looked up at him, knowing what he was gonna say. She really wasn't upset. After everything that happened the last time, things turned out okay, great even, but she also wasn't thrilled about it.

“Can we talk for a sec?” he asked nervously.

"I wonder what would you possibly wanna talk about..." she took his hand and followed him.

Win shared a look with Lyddie’s Nathan as the two walked out after quickly downing the drink she’d made. 

Once they were alone, Win’s Nathan cleared his throat awkwardly. “So... I uhm... look, I’m sorry. I didn’t really think that through...” he admitted, so caught up in the euphoria that he was the first to know something about Lyddie.

"I would hope so," she folded her arms. "It would be pretty shitty of you to think it through and still tell everyone my secret. I know you, I can't say I'm incredibly surprised."

He hung his head. “I just got excited. I should’ve let you tell th’others when you were ready to. I didn’t mean to betray your trust,” he sighed, chancing a glance at her to gauge her reaction. “Forgive me, Lyds?”

Lydia took a deep breath, staring at those sad emeralds of his. She knew he was being sincere, he was the last one to know about every other thing... 

"Yes, I forgive you, but," she couldn't resist winding him up just a little. "That'll be a month without shagging me, or seeing me naked, or kissing."

“WHAT?” he exclaimed. “I— You—! Noooooo! Lollipop, c’mon! I’ll get on my knees if y’want me to! You didn’t threaten that to the others me when he told Win your other secret!” 

"Aw, you're so cute! I'm just kidding, I love you too much," Lydia giggled and wrapped her arms around his neck, idly playing with his hair. "Besides we both know how easy it is to break me."

At her words, Nathan heaved a giant sigh of relief. “That’s true, you’d be horny 24/7 with how hard I’d be tryin’ to tease you.” He sobered. “I love you, sweetheart.”

"Cocky bastard... I hate it when you're right," she shook her head before gently kissing his neck. "You guys can come back! It's all sorted!"

“All good?” Win asked, lifting her head from Lyddie’s Nathan’s shoulder where they’d gone to sit on the couch while they waited.

"All perfect," Lyds sat back down, pulling Win's Nathan with her so she could rest her legs on his thighs and her head on his shoulder

“Good, I’m glad,” Winnie quipped, pressing a kiss to her Nathan’s jaw and then doing the same to the other one. “We were getting worried.”

"Are there any other kinks y'wanna disclose before somethin' like this happens again?" Lyddie's Nathan asked. 

She thought about it for a few moments, silently counting them on her fingers. "No, I think that's everything that I know of."

“Maybe I have some undisclosed kinks, you never know,” Win teased. “Now do we wanna plan some more or take a break for the day?”

"Wait! Can't just throw this at us like that, Winnie!" Lyddie's Nathan freaked out. "What is it?" 

"Yeah, no kidding! I didn't think you had a lot of kinks," her Nathan exclaimed, sitting up straighter.

"Whatever is good for you, babe," Lydia ignored his desperate attempts.

"Hmm... I think I'd like to plan a little more," she answered, doing the same. She didn't really have any other major kinks, at least she didn't think so. The choking thing was new. But she liked teasing them.

"Yeah, sounds good. I know it might be a little out there, but how about we do a four-way first dance? We could think of a song that is special for all of us" Lydia was really enjoying this, the boys did deserve it.

"Wait, you're really gunna just leave us hangin' like that?" Win's Nathan exclaimed with an incredulous frown. 

"Oh, I like that idea," Winnie exclaimed over him. "What's a song we all relate to though," she mused, wracking her brain.

"Boys, you're supposed to help us!" Lyds tilted her head. "Come on, what song do you guys think would be nice? There's a song from the future called Crazy Lucky by Better Than Ezra, I think would be nice..." 

"Winnie! Tell us, please?" Lyddie's Nathan pouted. "We really wanna know, right Lollipop? Aren't you curious too?" 

"Not really, I already know," she winked at her and went back to writing down songs.

"Oh, I like that song, that's a good one," Win murmured. 

"Wait, Lyddie knows but not us?" Win's Nathan exclaimed. 

Finally, she rolled her eyes and looked up. "Boys, can we focus here? If you wanna figure out my kinks, you can do it in the bedroom, but we're kinda busy right now."

"Fine, that song is a little cheesy. Get the one from your first album about the night changin', I like that one," Lyddie's Nathan huffed. 

"Nathan Young wants to dance to a One Direction song at our wedding? Didn't have that one in my new timeline bingo card," Lydia joked.

"That one went over my head," Win laughed.

"Those kids from X Factor, in the next few years they become the new Backstreet Boys, maybe even bigger. My song, Night Changes, it's theirs," Lyddie whispered. 

"It's a cool song..." her Nathan mumbled.

"Ahhh, okay," Winnie mused. "Well, I'm sure you sing it better than they would anyway," she said with a grin.

"You're too sweet," Lydia chuckled. "We're gonna find the perfect song, that's what we're good at."

“Yeah! You two know more about music than anyone,” Win’s Nathan exclaimed.

"Thanks, babe, we'll put a pin on that. Now, you two are probably gonna make your own tuxes, Winnie can make her own dress too, I'll find somewhere to buy mine," Lydia looked over at the boys. "Did you guys plan anything for the bachelor party?"

“We wanna smoke cigars and play some poker. Y’know, classy," he replied.

"Well I sure hope there are no strippers involved..." she gave them a pointed look. "And definitely no using your powers to cheat! We won't be there to help you do basic math like I did in Vegas."

“Vegas?” Win exclaimed, worried, remembering the last time they went. Til she remembered Nathan’s lifetime ban was in their universe, not this one. “Yeah, please don’t get arrested... again. And seconded on the strippers.” 

“What? Course not, love. Wouldn’t dream of it,” her Nathan gasped.

"I'm impressed with how little faith y'have in us... we're angels!" Lyddie's Nathan frowned dramatically. "What are the ladies plannin', huh?" 

"I actually didn't think of it yet, what do you wanna do, Winnie?" Lydia asked.

“I haven’t really either,” she answered. “Maybe go out clubbing? Or a big sleepover with the girls?”

"We could do both," Lyddie grinned. "First we hit the club, then we get some food, watch some chick-flicks, I'll finger you under the blankets... you know, wholesome fun night."

“Mmm sounds perfect,” Winnie murmured, pressing a kiss to her cheek. 

“Whoa whoa whoa, we’re not allowed to have strippers, but you get t’finger each other at your party? How is that fair?” Win’s Nathan gasped.

"We're engaged! It's not even remotely the same thing," Lydia laughed. "I was gonna suggest we leave you guys a little video as a pre-wedding gift, but if you'd rather watch strippers..." 

"No! I'll take the video!" her Nathan interrupted.

“I changed my mind! I want a video too please!” Win’s Nathan was quick to assure them. “All I meant was, it doesn’t seem fair that you two get some when we won’t be,” he grumbled, sullenly. 

“Oh my God, Nathan,” Win laughed. “As if you two don’t get some basically every day,” she pointed out.

"So do you! Sometimes without us!" Lyddie's Nathan furrowed his brows. 

"Poor babies," Lydia hugged Win's Nathan tightly. "Don't worry, we'll make something very special for you, I'm sure you're gonna love it."

“I mean, if you two wanna shag each other be our guest,” Winnie teased, poking Lyddie’s Nathan in the side. “I think it’s all pretty even. You’re definitely not sex starved by any means.”

"Jesus no!" he jumped, remembering the unfortunate accident from the other day. "I know I'm handsome, but I'll pass!" 

"You got a little jittery, babes, is there something you wanna tell us?" Lydia taunted. 

"NO! I'm fine!"

“Wait, did something happen?” Win asked, looking between the two men suspiciously. “I mean, you’re all for talking about other people’s secrets...”

"Of course not! That'd be so weird, how can you even think that? Right?" Lyddie's Nathan looked at his twin, terrified. 

"Sounds sketchy to me," Lyds muttered.

“It’s not sketchy. Nothin’ happened! We’re like brothers, how could yeh even imply that?” Win’s Nathan exclaimed, scandalized.

"Okay..." Lydia tried not to laugh at how bothered they got. "If you say so... I believe you." 

"Great! Can we talk about somethin' else then?" her Nathan groaned.

[vermillioncrown]

after that acnh salt post i wanna imagine reunited ot3 wangxian in the reverse transmigration au just reacting to zyx's death threats at a video game while cuddling on the couch

ot3 is stuck in modern day for a while and og!zyx is putting up w them - gives them free reign in the apartment while she's at work as long as they don't set the place on fire

lwj pulls a super-tense zyx down onto the ugly couch, "nothing we can do but wait. it is out of our control."

"just relax, yeah?" wwx is curled up on the armchair. "hey, lin-lin, show us around? what do you do for fun?"

=

"it has been quite some time - it... i might not ... hm..."

=

"FUCK OFF I'M NOT GOING THERE"

"... you just did?"

"fuck - because that's the way forward"

lwj's first reflex is a death grip onto zyx's leg (they're full man-spreading, leaning in, mashing the controller, glaring at the tv screen)

wwx has not stopped staring, mouth open, at gamer-rage zyx

"maybe you can show us something more relaxing?"

"I'm so. Relaxed," they gritted out. "that motherfucker will die, i'll steal his shit and wear him like a pelt, and we'll move on"

a twitch and drop from a ledge later

"FUCKING - DIU KAA MAA"

=

*something relaxing*

"yes, YES, DIE"

an explosion goes off

"didn't you explain earlier that the new consequences of death and decay is what caused the apocalypse in the first place? and that you're trying to avoid it?"

"but they're stealing my packages. no one touches my packages without permission - FUCK OFF, YOU COCKSUCKER"

another explosion

=

*something more relaxing*

"so, the point of this game is to just build up your island, design it how you want - bitch, outta my way, move yo ass - and you live with these cute little animals - BUNNY BITCH GAVE ME A FAKE PAINTING" and zyx's little character proceeds to start whacking said villager w a net

zyx doesn't catch lwj's look of affront until the loading screen blacks out and they see his accusing reflection on the tv

"this - i'm not a monster!"

lwj: (ㆆ_ㆆ)

zyx: look - this one promises that wangji's rabbits are not being mistreated...

lwj: (ㆆ_ㆆ)

zyx:

lwj: (ㆆ_ㆆ)

zyx: you know whAT, THIS IS MY ISLAND, I RULE IT, THESE ANIMALS ARE MY PEONS, I DEMAND RESPECT -

wwx: ... maybe a different game?

=

"look how cute it is!"

zyx showing off their favorite pokemon

"but you... hate all bugs. that's a huge bug."

"but it's not real, so it's cute"

"it latches on to its prey with the claws on its neck before slamming them into the ground and jabbing them with its claw's toxic spikes. that sounds horrific."

=

"HAHA, BABY STILL GOT THAT NO SCOPE, SUCK MY DICK BITCH"

wwx quickly to pick up on the what's happening on screen "ah, there's an enemy behind you!"

"nah, my boyfriend has it" the enemy's head explodes in a single shot

"boy - boyfriend?" lwj interjects tersely

"lover"

"is it that one?" wwx points at a large man in black and white armor

"no." a towering figure walks out with battle-scarred blue armor, revealing his face to be an inhuman, scaly, toothy yaoguai. "my love, garrus"