#[this is a joke]

[stuffedanimalsgalore]

If Steve Rogers has zero haters it's because I killed them all

[applebees4prez]

the disgusted turned flabbergasted expression on lou’s face when ally declared k2 took the pregnancy test in the drugstore trashcan. first of all: that really is a sentence of all time. second: so sorry mr three nutcrackers that not all of us can take our pregnancy tests in a golden toilet.

[sunglassesmish]

eddie really is just trying to get christopher a mother huh. he found someone who looks the exact same as shannon and said i like that one

[kaicrafted]

How to tumblr reddit

[freckles-dean]

The candle Eddie is buying is for Buck and that’s what causes the loft to burn down

BUDDIE ROOMATES COMFIRMED!?

[treethebot]

not the time wheeljack... not the time...

[just-late-roman-republic-things]

Some of my favorite historians, writing about their favorite Romans

Arthur Keaveney: Sulla isn't evil he's just misunderstood. Well maybe he's a little evil. But not, like, evil evil.

Celia Schultz: Fulvia 👏 deserved 👏 better

Robert Morstein-Marx: I will move heaven and earth to correct misconceptions about Julius Caesar but I am not reading The Gallic Wars again.

Marilyn Skinner: Clodia deserved better!

Lindsay Powell: Marcus Agrippa was the coolest Roman ever and I am not taking questions at this time.

Fred Drogula: Cato. Cato what are you doing. Cato NO

Suetonius: My cousin's roommate's babysitter told me that Augustus' dad was a snake and one of Caesar's trumpets was stolen by a ghost.

[laity-lae]

🌸💕My boy🌺

Guys I think he likes me😍!!!

No but for real why does this cat cling to me all day then suddenly act like we're opps whenever its time to take pictures...

[nereidprinc3ss]

⚠️IMPORTANT DISCLAIMERS⚠️

1. under no circumstances do my plots have to make sense! a plot hole you say? one more hole can a never be a bad thing as far as IM concerned. oohhhh this is an “idiot plot”? IF YOU DIDNT WANT THAT GO READ SOMETHING WRITTEN BY A NOT IDIOT

2. “canon” is utterly meaningless and irrelevant why would you even bring that up right now. why would you even say that to me? bc you hate women? if you utter the word canon in my comment section YOU’RE DONE FOR!!!

3. “time” and “continuity” are also made up words created by hollywood to keep you all compliant in thinking that things have to follow “chronology” to “make sense”!! WAKE UP THAT’S DUMB!!! if i imply that there are iphone 15s in this timeline do NOT ask me what year it takes place in! that’s none of your business!!!!!!

4. furthermore if i say derek, hotch, alex, tara, luke, matt, emily, blake and spencer are all on the same team DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. SEE NUMBERS 1 2 AND 3 IF YOU ARE CONFUSED. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR QUESTIONS IM BUSY!!! IM A WRITER!!!!!!!!

anyway love you all ❤️ hope you’re having a wonderful day ❤️

[diaznbuckley]

Buck cheats on his girlfriend and then asks her to move in. Eddie asks his girlfriend to move out and then cheats on her.

Soulmates.

[just-being-all-bi-myself]

I really hope there was a word in English for 'male sisters'...

[ask-the-cat-cafe]

I thought you didn’t like nightmare x ccino, what changed your mind?

Is it because of the pressure from the other fans

🤷

The voices the voices the voices are tellling me

[lucespeaks]

nika is gonna drop 50 trust

[spirit-lanterns]

the day you can top is the day you and Navia get divorced.

*OFFENDED GASP*

I can’t believe you would even suggest that. I don’t know whether or not to be mad at the fact you think I could never top, or the fact you think there will ever be a day Navia and I will get divorced >:(

I am upset /joke

[bigassbowlingballhead]

It’s cute nick thinks his ass comes anywhere close to Taylor’s

[mikkeneko]

New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!