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cigsaftersuh · 4 months ago
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spam reporting @cstarry tonight who’s joining
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martyrbat · 2 years ago
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im going to kick auntie muis fucking ass btw
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yellbug · 6 months ago
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addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie
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eggdrawsthings · 5 months ago
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the not so perfect captain
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anotherpapercut · 5 months ago
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I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant
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xzyumi · 8 months ago
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tang dynasty miku
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decamarks · 9 months ago
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Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this
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pangur-and-grim · 5 months ago
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
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prlssprfctn · 3 months ago
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I actually need some fanfic, where Bruce and Jason are in the middle of some argument, and a casual (and a well-practiced with Dick before) sentence leaves his mouth, something along the lines "How old do you think you are?!", meaning that he is acting childishly. And because Jason is irritated, and his tongue runs loose in his anger, he screams back that he is nineteen, and Bruce just freezes, because... Oh. Jason is nineteen. He is a fucking kid - his kid - that lost years of his teenhood, and was forced back without anyone giving him a space to catch up, with everyone else already treating him like an adult... When he isn't.
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sanctus-ingenium · 5 months ago
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going all-in | print
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iwritelmao · 4 months ago
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Bruce: *gets kidnapped*
Clark: *suddenly becomes the scariest motherfucker in gotham*
Tim: *gets kidnapped*
Kon: *suddenly becomes the second scariest motherfucker in gotham*
Damian: *gets kidnapped*
Jon: *to the kidnappers* hey guys! no, don’t worry, I’m just here to give yall a fair warning—hey dude shooting people isn’t nice—that you have maybe two minutes before Dami gets impatient and violent so you might just wanna let him go! yeah I can take him home!
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staruie · 11 months ago
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where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅
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blossompigeon · 8 months ago
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piel
I saw this photo of a Gannet taken by Paul Miguel on twitter and immediately thought "oh that's an angel" so I wanted to draw it out before I forgot.
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linkcharacter · 5 months ago
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Our Captain doomed us all
Jimblasted AU intro
AU masterpost
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proxycrit · 4 months ago
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Day 35– Faron Jungles
Welcome back to the depths! Zelda is beholding the wealth of botany available to her. Link is beholding nothing, because it’s too dang dark to see anything.
(This totk au is called Familiar Familiar! It all starts when Zelda doesn’t get sent back in time.)
((Wanna support me? Check out my patreon, with my throw away sketches and references! Remember to use web or android folks, apple charges 30 percent tax.))
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