#(I know I complain a lot on that blog but like. I don't have anywhere else to Go for these things; man

[neganium]

sometimes I worry that I'm asking for too much money for my services, but then I actually look at what I'm asking for and am reminded that, oh yeah, I'm probably not asking for enough!

[homunculus-argument]

I was born and raised American, but with everything that's happened over the past few years I've been considering moving to another country. but I don't know if this is just "the grass is greener". Not sure if this really fits with your blog, but as someone from Europe what's your attitude towards living in the US?

I've visited there a handful of times and most of my thoughts are "damn bitch, y'all really live like this?" People in Finland like to complain about the climate, the taxes, and how stingy the welfare systems are (if you currently rely on them) or how costly they are (if you're currently not relying on them), but honestly most of the time that's because people are used to having it so good, or don't really have a perspective of how bad everyone would be doing without the infrastructure that everything runs on.

Sure, nowhere is perfect, and there's always room for improvement, but honestly the people I've met in the US only really seem to think that their system is good because they've never been anywhere else and don't know any better.

Mostly it's stuff that you'd never think about if you hadn't been to both places, like being able to trust that tap water is drinkable or that you can safely walk/bike to wherever you need to go. The US really doesn't have the kind of ability to just hang out in public places, just walking to the town and sitting on benches. Having public parks and libraries isn't really the same if you can't just walk there, and you genuinely need a car to go anywhere.

I moan and lament a lot about how the winters here are hard to endure - at the darkest time of the year the sun rises at 9 and sets before 5 pm - but I wouldn't move from here just because of that, mainly because of how reliably everything is structured here. Sure, it's all run with funds from relatively high taxes, but that is a self-feeding loop on its own. The tax-paying workforce isn't a disposable resource that's wrung dry once and tossed out when it's broken, but even when you're just another cog in the machine, you're one that's maintained, not replaced if broken.

I had a lot of breakdowns when I was younger, largely due to depression and other mental issues I had due to the undiagnosed ADHD. When I started breaking down at work in my old factory job, they couldn't just fire me on the spot because of the workers' union fought tooth and nail to make sure that you can't throw people out for getting sick, and mental illness is treated no different from other health issues. I was allowed to take two years off work in order to study into a career I thought would fit me better. That didn't turn out well either, but I was still allowed to bounce back and forth between odd jobs, sick leave, and studying - all on government pensions during the spots when I wasn't working a wage - until I found the right diagnosis, the right medications, and the right job.

It's not a hyperbole to say that I owe my life to the ample and studry social welfare systems that Finland has in place. Sure, you're just another brick in the wall, a cog in the machine, but if you keep breaking down, it takes a long time until they completely give up on you if you can somehow make them believe that you're trying, because it's cheaper for the tax system to figure out how to make you fit into the machine than just toss you out. A human being is an expensive investment and if getting you to the right job, education, diagnosis, medication or even arranged housing is what it takes to get your ass back into the workforce, they'll at least try.

I'm perfectly happy to pay the taxes here to fund the system that helped me onto my feet when I was in no condition to function, and to support the people who never do recover, find their place, or be able to support themselves on their own. And I can live with the peace of mind that even if I fall apart again, that safety net is still there. It's brutal, pragmatic, and regards your health and welfare as a means to an end - to get you working and paying taxes again - but they still do prioritise your welfare. Cogs are cheaper to maintain than replace.

[seafoamreadings]

week of june 23rd, 2024

these are written predominantly for the *rising* signs but they are also intuitively "channeled" enough that they should work for any dominant energy you have! (try your sun if you don't know rising, or more advanced readers can try moon, anywhere you have a stellium, etc and see what works best for you!)

aries: although typically you have not a lot of natural affinity for ceres, this week she activates you as a cardinal sign and, later, by interacting with your ruling planet mars. focus on nurturing. yourself first, then others. it doesn't mean getting spoiled - it does mean having what you need, physically, emotionally, and in all ways.

taurus: it is a good earthy week. you may not see other astrologers (who tend to ignore ceres, and even lilith) talk about it, but ceres in capricorn is busy this week and that's great news for taureans. similarly lilith (i don't post about her on the blog but i do on patreon!!) is active at the end of virgo. these things add up to you breaking past long-held obstacles and freeing yourself, healthfully, to grow like a cute little flower.

gemini: the shift to cancer season takes, so to speak, a lot of the air out of your sails. you don't have to hurry or hustle. you don't even have to think so much. focus on cultivating, not checking off to-do list boxes.

cancerians: the retrograde of ceres through capricorn means changes in your relationships, especially being that it is now cancer season and planets in your sign make oppositions to ceres. focus on nurturing and how that bonds you with the people you love, regardless of what kinds of relationships exist between you.

leo: any recent burnout gets a little bit cleared away by the aries moon during this week. there's a lot else going on, though, and the moon does always require emotional support and nurturing, so don't let these things slide.

virgo: ceres is unusually busy this week, in some aspects which many will find tense but which overall bring you benefit when it comes to social circles and having a good time. so a little solitude is okay, but try to take advantage of any little sociable moods you get this week.

libra: the venusian vibes are spicy and sparkly and sultry this week. it may be a little more excitement than you normally want, but in a good way. meanwhile lilith makes her ingress into your sign this week. if the femme fatale vibe is not welcome in your sphere, you may have some struggles.

scorpio: old man saturn is a renowned party pooper. his retrograde in pisces this week signifies that this is not a period for having fun. not that you can't have any, but you will have duties, chores, and structures to maintain. try not to complain too much, he doesn't like that. next week will be a little more lighthearted.

sagittarius: you're typically so easygoing that any stress this week is going to seem magnified. people might perceive you as a stick in the mud, but you can't be so lackadaisical 24/7. it's temporary, so don't let opportunists pile too much responsibility on you. but it's a good time to make sure your physical abode is in good repair.

capricorn: melancholy is pretty common when your ruling planet saturn takes a retrograde station. but on the bright side, nurturing ceres in your sign is making many helpful aspects this week. you can't expect to be fed by light and air alone, but a little nourishing assistance will go a long way at this time towards chasing away any excessive blues.

aquarius: the first few days of the week involve the moon in your sign. it's secret laboratory vibes. those divine insights may help you and others but they aren't exactly meant to be shared, certainly not meant to be broadcast. by the end of the week you'll likely be grateful for them, though, because the air gets thin. but more like underwater than at a mountaintop.

pisces: you get a little mercurial boost just before saturn turns retrograde in your sign. you're pretty accustomed to this by now, the way the leaden, soggy, almost moldy atmosphere sometimes kicks in and you have to find ways to make the best of it. fortunately by the end of the week you clear most of the overly melancholic humor and find your way back to whatever purple misty nebula you like to call home.

[agentmarvel]

nsfw alphabet - john price

afab!reader

mdni - 18+; minors and ageless blogs will be blocked

divider credit: @/cafekitsune

♡ a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

- Price is BIG on cuddling after sex. Physical touch is his love language, and despite literally just being inside you, nothing feels as intimate as holding you close in that post-coital bliss, carding his fingers through your hair and peppering kisses against your hairline while you both try to catch your breath.

♡ b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

- This man is O B S E S S E D with your hips. He LOVES the way the skin indents beneath his grip when he digs his fingers in. Loves to think about his chubby little babies sitting on those hips. That appreciation isn't inherently sexual, either. The shape of your hips is unique to you, and nothing you wear disguises that. It's not a feature he found himself going crazy over until he met you.

He really takes a lot of pride in his hands. They are capable of a vast many things, most of which are only visible in intangible aftermath. But when he looks around the house he shares with you, sees all the furniture he's built, the walls he's painted; it all reminds him that his hands have made this home.

♡ c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

- breeding kink. breeding kink. BREEDING KINK. John Price has the biggest breeding kink and will refuse to cum anywhere other than inside you. Birth control? Doesn't matter. He's gonna try his damnedest to test that precaution to its limits. If you end up becoming part of that failure statistic, he's perfectly fine with it.

♡ d = dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- John refuses to rinse his mustache after eating you out. If you go to kiss him and comment on it, he'll straight up gaslight you. Something about the scent lingering drives him crazy. He'll spend half his day adjusting himself to hide the reading hard-on from it.

♡ e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) 

- His experience is in the act itself, not the volume of partners. He prefers the idea of intimacy over the act of sex, but his drive is high, so he's had plenty of practice.

♡ f = favorite position

- Missionary or cowgirl! He needs to be able to see your face. Watching your eyes roll back every time you take him to the hilt is a borderline spiritual experience for him.

♡ g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

- John tends to be a little more serious because he's focused on making you feel good. Doesn't mean he's 100% serious at all times; he'll laugh or joke when it's appropriate. But he doesn't go out of his way to create those openings.

♡ h = hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) 

- Wild man status with this one. He's a hairy dude, and he sees no issues with being natural. Time in the field doesn't allow for regular maintenance, and he doesn't want to waste a second of his time at home worrying about it. You've never complained, so he sees no need to change.

♡ i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- Intimacy is so important to Price. He doesn't light candles and sprinkle rose petals every time you have sex, but he's very attuned to what you need in the moment. He's always looking for signs of discomfort or any inkling that you may not match his fervor, and he adjusts accordingly.

♡ j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

- John masturbates multiple times a day when he's away from home. He can't help it. He's used to cumming a frankly obscene number of times before falling asleep, and it almost feels like he's going through withdrawals if he doesn't maintain it.

♡ k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

- We've already touched on the breeding kink, but Price also has a raging daddy/authority kink. He almost exclusively wants to be called Daddy or Sir in bed, and if you call him by his rank? Don't expect to be able to walk the next morning.

♡ l = location (favorite places to do the do)

- He'll do it anywhere you let him, but he generally prefers your bed. Call him boring, but the comfort is important to him.

♡ m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

- tbh, you just ✨️existing✨️ does it for him, but nothing gets him hard faster than imagining you pregnant. The thought of your souls being inextricably entwined forever through a child - a perfect mixture of the two of you - sets his soul ablaze.

♡ n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- While John is inherently the caretaker type, ageplay is a hard no. He's also not into heavy degradation. Nothing that will leave permanent marks because he feels awful even finding little bruises here and there.

♡ o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

- Man's a certified M U N C H. We're talking level 12 pussy monster. Price could find a fuck to give if it's reciprocated; he goes down on you for his own pleasure. He's so 🤤🤤🤤 at even the thought of eating you out. The technique is impeccable, and he can bring you to a convulsive orgasm in a small handful of minutes. He's not stopping until you're pushing his head away and begging him for a break.

♡ p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) 

- It depends heavily on what suits the moment. John is very go-with-the-flow. He's more than proficient at making love and fucking. The way you're kissing him tells him what you want. He's definitely biased towards the slow, gentle, delicate nights, but sometimes you both need the more primal nature, and he loves it all the same.

♡ q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

- Quickies are a must. He's always ready to go, and it's not always the most opportune. Shower quickie before you leave for work? He's ready. Quick and dirty in the car before deployment? He's in. Bar bathroom because you absolutely cannot wait until you get home? Need only ask. They're not frequent, but he'll never say no.

♡ r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

- Always down to try something new and always trying to push the limits. Price isn't the type to shy away from a challenge. He competes with himself to see if he can get you more wound up than he did the last date night, see if he can get you barking for the check earlier than last week. No risk, no reward.

♡ s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

- Despite the fact that he looks, acts, and fucks like a god, John Price is still just a man. He lasts around 15-20 minutes and has a refractory period of maybe 30, but he'll spend that half an hour between your thighs if you'll let him. He usually goes two rounds before he needs a little rest, even if he's taking up a third.

♡ t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

- John doesn't own any himself, but he's 100% into using your own on you - or rather, against you. He'll buy you one of the remote or app-controlled vibrators and ask you to wear it in public. Or he'll surprise you with something he saw you eyeing online, only it won't be like a present. It's, to put it most accurately, a surprise. You won't know he bought it until he's using it.

♡ u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

- Ohhhhh, Price is a pussy tease for sure. 11/10. There's nothing he loves more than spending hours winding you up just to see you snap. It's more fun for him when he gets you to react as strongly as he constantly feels.

♡ v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

- He's a happy medium, I think. Grunts and sprinkled praise, but he isn't too loud or talkative on average. John wants you to know exactly how much he's enjoying you without it seeming forced or fake. Unless he's had a little to much to drink. Then, he won't shut up.

♡ w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

- Price has a second phone for deployments that he keeps on his person at all times. It has two layers of authentication to even reach the lock screen, which also has an obnoxiously efficient method of bypass. Hidden beneath all that security is a photo album disguised as a standard app - the calculator. An oddly specific equation has to be entered as a password. Only then will it bring up the hundreds of homemade porn files. Photos, videos, audio clips, all from his stays at home. There's a specific video that he defaults to if he needs to cum quickly; one with his cock in your mouth, somehow still noticeably smiling as he fucks your throat. Your eyes are watery but focused up on him. The sounds you make get him every time. It's almost like you're enjoying it more than he is.

♡ x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

- First, the obvious. John's a big guy - broad-shouldered and barrel-chested, tree trunk thighs, hairy af. He's built like a brick shithouse with a healthy layer of fat on his abdomen. A well-fed work horse, as he likes to boast.

6.5", slight upward curve, cut, thickkkkkkkkk like a Coke can

♡ y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

- HIGH. SO HIGH. I've mentioned it under other letters, but this man is SO HORNY. All the time. Like, this man is fucking insatiable. He'd go at it a baker's dozen times a day if you'd let him.

♡ z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep)

- Give him 10 minutes (post clean up and cuddles) and he's out cold. Once he's settled back in bed with you in his arms, everything is right with the world, and he has no reason not to relax entirely.

[nogenderbee]

♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ ℂ𝕒𝕞𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕒 ₊˚ˑ༄

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ anon request: Hiii!!, since your requests are open, could i ask for; akito x reader, going on a field trip/camping with the rest of the vbs, but they have ran into n25 and wxs (ofc separately) that also decided to go camping somewhere close??? I hope it's not too much😭😭

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Hello!!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ fluff for Akito, platonic for rest

✧ you and VBS most likely got to know you have neighbors during your camping by suddenly hearing very loud yell... and quite chaotic banter...

✧ of course Akito quickly guessed correctly it must be the annoying wombo combo

✧ it wasn't long till they noticed VBS and tagged along... and oh boy it was just the start...

✧ Toya and Kohane didn't mind... But Akito? Oh he was complaining to you all the time... An too though...

"Can this place be any more loud...? Please don't prove me it can. I was complaining, not asking."

✧ Nene joined the "commenting what a weirdo wombo combo is" club to your surprise...

✧ Emu and Tsukasa were mostly talking with Kohane and Toya really!

✧ so that left the worse... Rui... to you... Or rather to Akito...

✧ he was clearly trying to get a reaction out if your boyfriend who was barely holding it together

✧ if Tsuaksa makes the morning extra loud for him he'll definitely end with flip flop or any shoe on his face followed by noise of you scolding Akito for what he did

✧ you're also either sharing a tent or having your tents right next to each other! There's no way he'd leave you like that when loud troublemakers are nearby...

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✧ Ena could recognize that tent anywhere... It's from her house after all! So when she arrived with Nighrcord, she immideitly got irritated for her brother ruining her plans

✧ Mizuki of course was quite happy because this hangout just turned to be a lot more interesting!

✧ you can already tell Akito and his sister were fighting most of the time... throwing little banters at each other and so on...

✧ if you tried interrupting that, you'd most likely to get just pushed away

"Not now, Y/N!"

"Don't you raise your voice at them!"

✧ Mafuyu and Kanade were mostly in background not feeling like dealing with all this drama...

✧ Mizuki stayed out of the way only when siblings started fighting and always offered you a rescuing hand just in case~

✧ if they were not fighting tho, they're most likely teasing one of the Shinonome's or anyone in this group really!

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[stevesbipanic]

Boy For All Seasons

Part 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Ao3

After that it became rare for the boys not to see each other. Steve always dropped off and picked up the kids from Hellfire but now he came inside and chatted with Eddie while they packed up. Eddie was now a glorified employee of Family Video often helping Steve and Robin put back tapes while they talked about whatever came to mind. Before long, Thanksgiving weekend had arrived.

"Hey Stevie, how many Harringtons do you guys manage to fit in that big house of yours this time of year?"

"What do you mean, Eds?"

"Ya know, for Thanksgiving, oh or do you guys do the visiting, I guess a lot of y'all have big houses. Do you take turns?"

"Um, no, we used to visit my grandma but we haven't since she died when I was little, I think my parents are in Fiji this year."

"But then how do you have Thanksgiving dinner?"

"I...don't, just watch the football game and have a couple beers."

"Well, I'm sure Wayne would love someone who understood the game this year."

"You, you want me to join you for Thanksgiving?"

"Of course, Stevie, besides I'm pretty sure Wayne is signing the adoption papers as we speak."

Steve laughed, "He's known me for like three weeks, Eddie."

"Yeah, and? He's gotta get in quick, knows Dustin's mom's aiming for ya."

Steve smiles, "Ok Eds, I'll be there, but you better not have some turkey costume stocked away."

"Wouldn't dream of it, plus the church already borrowed it."

That weekend Steve was welcomed into the home of the Munsons.

"I brought pie," Steve said wrapped in a soft sweater when Eddie answered the door.

"You know you didn't have to bribe me, sweetheart, but it is much appreciated," Eddie replied taking the pie as Steve stepped inside.

"Game started yet?"

"Not yet, which side you rooting for, son?"

"Lions all the way, I have some pride after all. Better not be putting on the Cowboys game either."

Eddie barely understood what had been said but the look on Wayne's face made it clear this was the right answer. Eddie finished up dinner while gazing foundly at the two men on the couch. The air was warm and comfortable despite the time of year, if Eddie allowed himself to dream it felt like family, but he didn't want to get his hopes up just yet.

The three of them crowded round the too small table for dinner, Wayne making a little speech as he carved the turkey. They went around and said what they were thankful for this year.

"I'm thankful for the plant giving me a bonus so we could have this beautiful bird tonight."

"I'm thankful for Stevie for allowing me not to have to watch the game again this year."

"I'm thankful for both of you having me here tonight."

"We wouldn't want you anywhere else, Steve."

Later, after they'd shared pie around and it was time for Steve to head back home, Eddie stopped him.

"Hey, it's late why don't you just crash here?"

"That would be great actually if it's not too much trouble?"

"Course not."

"If you have a spare blanket I can just take the couch."

"Nonsense, my bed has plenty of room, c'mon."

Eddie's bed certainly did not have plenty of room for two fully grown boys, but neither of them complained as they lay back to back. Eddie was quick to fall asleep with his bed being nice and warm. For once, he woke up early the next day and was blessed with Steve curled into his chest, a relaxed look gracing his face. Eddie knew then it was too late, his hopes were up and he just hoped they wouldn't be left to fall.

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[dsaf-confessions]

yeah, im sorry this is so long. its not meant against you, mod, respect ya for all that you have to put up with here... yeah.

i think a lot of the people coming on here to complain about other peoples opinions need to take a deep breath. you don't have to agree with them. but bashing people in the tags, anonymously sending in that someone's opinion on a fucking rpg maker game that, at its core, is a massive shitpost.

suicide jokes, especially when you dont know the person saying it at all, are not funny. if it isnt a joke and youre really about to kill yourself over a fun little tumblr blog, get help. seriously. i hope you get better and feel okay one day.

somebody who probably lives 12 to 24 hours away from you, by plane, saying they self-ship or ship an oc with a character you find irredeemable is not the end of the fucking world. sure, you may see it as weird, but at the end of the day a surprising amount of this fandom is around about 13, and thats what 13 year olds do. no shade to yall. those of you that i know are great.

i myself am a minor, i only got into the games, and months later, the fandom around my 15th birthday. its easier than some of you want to admit to stay away from the parts of the fandom that arent child appropriate. i dont mean the drugs. drugs arent anyone-appropriate. theyre fucking illegal. shoving an eggplant up someones urethra is also totally outlandish and sounds like it was written by a 5th grader

lets all respect each other for a bit. nobody fucking deserved to get the colossal amounts of anon hate that ive seen soley because of a harmless opinion.

to the adults here who churn out high-quality comics and fics and ask blogs, that i so joyously read, hell yeah! keep doing that, do what you want with it.

to the children, and by that i mean minors okay we are in fact legally considered children, you keep it up too. keep up your ask blogs and fics and fanart and shit that is sometimes so high-quality i assume youre fucking 30 until i check your bio.

yall, collectively, need to learn that at the end of the day people are gonna do what they want with these characters. it doesnt matter if someone draws henry miller in fucking cat ears because hes a fictional guy. have you seen what they do to steve raglan out there, man? its a fucking warzone but instead of explosives everyones firing out furry edits! it doesnt matter if someone ships something you dont like. im not a proshipper, theres lines i personally refuse to cross, but can i do anything about the people who do? no. ive come to terms with that.

ship your weird rarepair who never met in canon. draw your genderswap fanart. make your au askblog. write that fic you think wont be good enough. someone, somewhere, probably loves what youre creating.

the anons here saying shit like "oh im gonna kms over this" and "thats a fucking weird character to like", yall are the same. im sure you arent all vanilla ice-cream on a summers day level basic. youve got your unusual headcanons too.

we really have to let the minors in this fandom be. they arent going anywhere, myself included, because they dont want to. you cant force people out. so be fucking nice instead of making someone feel ashamed because they make jake a she/they or whatever.

holy fuckin shit that is. long. i am so sorry mod. if its too long you dont have to post it lmao

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[decepti-thots]

my take on the fact that a lot of fic recs have moved to private platforms (eg closed discord servers) is twofold:

in my experience this lines up with a far greater expectation in modern fandom spaces to never say anything remotely critical of a fic in any public setting, even if you aren't speaking directly to the author. on LJ, a lot of fic recs posted by people on their own blogs or to general fic rec comms were allowed to have a certain amount of 'love this fic, though i didn't think [xyz part] was a strong suit' in them. then came the move to social media-style platforms where public tagging and maximum discoverability of all posts all the time made this much less acceptable to many people, and authors started complaining more and more about fic recs being rude if they ever mentioned anything less than positive. but a lot of people still want to have those discussions about fics with other readers they're reccing them to. the solution was that many people now rec fics privately or at least in "closed" places like discord now. it's partly a very natural outgrowth of a change in author expectations about how their work is discussed. it is not wholly reader-habit driven.

in general, what a lot of more private discussion of fics offers readers IS that it can be a place the author cannot see what's being said out of respect for fannish etiquette. i feel like we as fic authors often fantasize that these group chats and discord servers our fics are being talked about on that are full of nothing but long, eloquent discussions of how amazing the fics being discussed are, cruelly gatekept from the very authors who would love to see these discussions. but listen. i can assure you just as many chats exist because it would be very mean to actually comment 'look, i KNOW the writing is godawful, but this kink is so rare i don't care' anywhere the author has the slightest chance of seeing it. alongside way less extreme examples. but the principle holds, yknow?

if we do want this stuff to go back to being overwhelmingly public, the trade-off is- and has always been!- that people who earnestly recommend or discuss your work in their own spaces are occasionally going to have little caveats or criticisms they think it's important to mention to anyone who might check your work out. and you have to be cool with that. and if you can't be cool with it they're going to do it in DMs where you can't see. shrug.

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Welcome to my emoji drawing side blog! Here you can request for me to draw any discord emotes you'd like. Everything is free to use for its original purpose, if used for other purposes please credit this blog!!

Will not draw: NSFW, slurs (reclaimed or not), heavy gore, non-emoji people, discriminatory emojis, backgrounds to emojis (does not apply if it is the emoji itself), asl/hand emojis, and animations.

Will draw: Basically everything else, but this can change! This includes wordmojis, emoji people, animals, pride stuff, and anything disorder/neurodivergent/mental illness/medical condition related. Will draw religion/belief related emojis.

Everything will be tagged accordingly, so if you see something you don't like, don't complain! Simply block the tag!

I can and will refuse anything I don't want to do, so please don't take it personally.

Main blog: @arunningjoke

About me: You can call me Zen/Chara/Knife/Vela/Zaniah/Mira/Fulu and my pronouns are she/they/it/he with any neos (no emojipronouns!)

DNI: NSFW/kink/paraphillia/fetish blogs, no LGBTQ+phobia, ableism (of EVERY kind!!!), and those with gacha/Noelle Holiday (Deltarune) profiles (just request with anon, gacha is a trigger for me and Noelle makes me extremely EXTREMELY uncomfortable T^T")

The emoji archive carrd

Other stuff to know:

If you send me anything to base an emoji/emojis on and dont give a creator + don't have proof of permission, I'll either ask for creator/proof of permission via private answer, or if you're on anon, I'll just delete your request.

If you want to edit/recolor my emojis and put them anywhere but discord, link the post the original emojis you are using are in. When using for Discord, put EDITED or NOTMINE in the name. If someone asks who made it, link the post the original emojis you are using are in. Never never NEVER edit my emojis for hate speech or harassment or anything in my DNI. It's absolutely unacceptable behavior no matter what/who you are using them for/towards.

If you want to send in a lot of requests at once, please wait. At least one or two days between each request. On the other hand, you can put a bunch of stuff in one request. If it gets to be too much for me I'll post a bit and then reblog later with more/the rest so that people get their turn.

Requests are currently closed!

What I'm currently working on:

More samoyeds

Happy goldfish & taiyaki

Little holding highland cow plush

Little holding fox plush

Little cuddling mary meyers marshmallow stegosaurus plush

Little holding personal plush frustrated/overwhelmed/happy

Event stuff:

Frodo Baggins & Hobbit stims (ears, kicking feet) (Lord of the Rings)

Cupid (Kaitou Joker), Yatterchat

Marcy Wu (waving & hand flap stim) (Amphibia)

Martin & Jon (Magnus Archives)

Young Greg (basic emotions) (Steven Universe), Don Lothario (Sims 2)

Kangel (Needy Streamer Overload)

Zim (Invader Zim)

Sherlock Holmes (autism smile (???), "what's wrong with them"), Draco Malfoy (sipping coffee/tea in muggle cup), Agata Katsuhira ( "numb right now") (Kiznaiver) Noriko Sonozaki ("too much pain") (Kiznaiver), Lucifer Morningstar ("I'm better than you") (Lucifer Show)

Sprinkle & Blue (stims & wags) (Blues Clues)

Xion (hand flapping) (Kingdom Hearts)

Solar drinking out of a cup with a comically large silly straw (will make extra silly for friend)

The Shroud Siblings & Ortho Shroud (Twisted Wonderland)

[fakesimp]

Hiyaaa Chia! I'm such a fan of your fanfics (if it wasn't obvious to the flood likes when I first found your blog lmaooo)... Can I request for a Luca x reader fluff fanfic where reader misses him so much because Luca's been away for a long time due to mafia business and after he got back, he showered reader with cuddles? Thank youuuu! ^-^ I just need a little dose of Luca Kaneshiro during his break T-T

Welcome back home ! , With Luca Kaneshiro

Warning !

Fluff ; Mentions of hugging & kisses ; Established Relationship

A/n : Heyaaa ! Candy? Haha !

Yeah i am absolutely showered with your love on my fics, and I am totally okay with it, don't worry. Now it's my turn to give you some love in this fic. (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

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It was silent, no voices, anything in the household. The house you shared with Luca feels void, without him everything seems to move so slow. You went through the day, week, even months due to your beloved Mafia had a a lot of missions that made him go out for quite sometime. And right now is one of them, you're sitting on the couch, playing with your phone. Sometimes would look up to see the clock ticks, but the longer you stare the more slower the time goes.

You kept on looking up and down from your phone to the clock, each second that passes, you missed him. Your beloved golden retriever, beloved Mafia Leader, Luca Kaneshiro. You sometimes would receive some messages from him, also voice mails from him too. Sometimes you would listen to it before going to sleep, not forgetting to wear his clothes too. Just to feel like he's there when he's not, his scent sometimes helped you sleep.

It was all silent like usual until you heard footsteps coming, lots of them. You immediately stood up from the couch and peek from the wall to the front door, you waited. And the footsteps stopped right behind the door, you stared at them, thinking is it really him.

The door opens and then there he is, talking with one of his troops before walking in. You without any further a do, ran to him the moment he just look at you. His face went bright, a big smile plastered on his face.

"BAAABEEEE!!" He immediately engulfed you into his arms, picking you up and going for a spin. You laughed as you hugged him so tight, his laugh echoes through your ears. You missed that laugh, his warmth.

He gently put you down on the floor and still have his arms around you, he look down at you smiling. "I missed you." He whispered and kisses you all over your face, earning a small laugh from you. "I miss you too Luca.." you said as you nuzzle yourself to him, he let out a small chuckle. "I'm not going anywhere after this, I miss you so much I barely get any sleep at night." He said, looking like a kicked puppy.

Oh,

He too, have trouble with sleep. You look up at him and put your hand on his cheek, he then nuzzle his face into your palms. "I can't sleep without you on my side." He whispered and look at you, "Can we cuddle after I'm done bathing?" He asked looking at you expectantly. "Of course. I miss you too you know, I also barely get any sleep without you next to me.."

. . .

15 minutes have passed, now you're stuck in Luca's arms on the bed. He nuzzled close to your nape, so close that you can feel his breath on your nape. It gives you a shiver but you didn't complain, you move further into his arms. You slowly turn yourself facing him, and wrapped your arms around him. Earning a hum from the blonde, "I miss this warmth." He whispered as he pull you closer. "I hope you don't mind me sleeping at such hour." He said a little bit apologetic over his actions, but he couldn't help it he's so tired, he also barely get any sleep while he was away from you.

Now that you're in his arms, he can hug you and bask into your warmth. "It's okay Luca, sleep well." You replied as you snuggle into his chest, making the male let out a small laugh and pat your head. "Thanks babe, I will don't worry.." he said and slowly he fell asleep, you can hear his soft breathing above you. A smile creeped up on your face, you then whispered,

"Good night Luca."

©fakesimp . 2023

A/n : Here you go !! I, hope you like this (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

Thank you for requesting !! (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

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[sophieinwonderland]

About The Post tm. My anxiety is through the roof and it doesnt get to me easily.

Let me ask you this: you're pro-endo and everything fine. Since when did anyone ask you to invade the anti-endo tags. I really thought you were better than shitty tit 4 tat? Like seriously do you think paranoia and hate brigading is the best way to go? Why can't we co-exist and live our separate lives? This whole drama really poorly reflects on us, all of us that do support this community. You gave us a bad name and if they weren't mocking us before they are now. I normally keep quiet but there's something about this trainwreck i wanted to at least try and sway. Even if it was just a tactic, you are a deplorable human being who breeds hate just as much as the anti-endos. Can you not just accept sometimes we dont have to pick a fight with people just because they see things differently that we can let them have their opinion and respect them nonetheless because respect demands respect even if we all have our differences? So much for being a safe space i guarantee a lot of people are shaken by all of this. I hope this blog blows up to pieces and you get off the internet to re-evaluate yourself and your values/what you stand for. Surely, you don't condone anyone else who does this do you? I know how badly you'll misconstrue this, double down on everything but i've had my say and defend yourself all you want but at least in my eyes, you're losing. And no one will support hating on the haters, that only adds fuel to the fire, a very vicious fire.

Sincerely - a thoughtform/t*lpa

Why can't we co-exist and live our separate lives?

Because we can't.

Because anti-endos will continue to spread hate about us wherever we go. If you only are plural in exclusively plural spaces, then that's great. You can carry around an extensive blocklist on Tumblr and keep adding to it every time a new anti-endo starts invading our spaces and curate your experience.

But anywhere you seek to be openly plural outside of that is going to be courting hate for what you are.

And the anti-endos aren't just taking issue with us being on this site. I've seen them venting about friends at school being endogenic, I've seen them complaining about their own sibling being pro-endo, I've seen them trying to push us out of fandoms. Even actively trying to get endogenic systems banned from those spaces.

Even Alterhuman spaces, when Alterhumanity is inherently pro-endo and the coiner hates sysmeds.

And don't you ever think about getting famous while endogenic or pro-endo, because we all watched what these horrible people did to Aimkid. We watched the harassment they carried out on somebody just for daring to be a diagnosed DID system who didn't hate us.

Should we all just be content with the fact that the only lives we're allowed are ones where we can only be plural in our own homes or in explicitly plural space of the internet (before the anti-endos invade those) because anti-endos will come after us literally any other place?(This isn't accounting for general pluralphobes either, but Aimkid's harassment was mostly carried out by anti-endos.)

I don't believe we can co-exist with people who despise our existence.

Anyway, I've never claimed my blog is a safe space. Some people see it as such and that's great for them. But this is a syscourse blog that is pretty aggressive and often screenshots posts that can be triggering in order to respond to them.

[hellfiremunsonn]

You Finished The Book Didn’t You? Eddie Munson x Reader

You Finished The Book Didn’t You?

I do not allow my writing to be republished anywhere other than my own blog without my consent

Summary: Being emotional over the ending of a book Eddie recommended, and coming into his room for support. lots of fluff, Eddie is a little shit. Just a short and sweet little blurb

18 + IF YOU ARE NOT 18 OR OLDER DO NOT READ OR INTERACT WITH MY WRITING. IT IS NOT INTENDED FOR MINORS. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MEDIA YOU CONSUME.

Warnings: Fluff honestly, Reader is slightly suggestive at the end, technically mechanic! Eddie? fem! reader, reader is emotional over a book. (Book isn’t named because it’s not real, and I made up the place for wherever the story of it is located) 

Wordcount: 1271

I was tucked up on the sofa with a book in Eddies living room when he got home from work. Startled slightly at another humans presence, but not at all surprised. "Hi baby" He said kicking off his boots by the door. Putting my index finger between the pages as a temporary bookmark. Lolling my head to the side to smile at him. Hair slightly messy, grease smudges everywhere, decorating his skin and clothes with Dalmatian like spots.

"Hi Eds" I said lazily, my eyes slightly hooded with adoration. He came over to me, holding my chin between two fingers, tilting my head slightly while he leaned down to kiss me on the lips, once, twice, and then one on the nose for good measure. "How was work?"

He groaned. "Longer than usual, felt like the day wouldn't end" Standing at the kitchen sink, his hands soapy as he scrubbed his work day off of them. "Mark was being a real jackass today"

I rolled my eyes; this wasn't the first time I've heard Eddie complain about Mark- he was a sleezebag who was constantly trying to cheat on his very pregnant wife, and Eddie wouldn't allow it- not that Mark had much game to begin with but because Eddie stopped him so often Mark decided to just be a dick to Eddie now. "What did he do this time?" I asked.

"Just kept touching my shit- Like we have all our own shit for a reason, but that doesn't fucking stop him" Eddie laughed, but it was humourless, shaking his head and sighing. "Whatever, it's Friday, which means I get to spend the whole weekend with my baby" He said coming back over to me. "What do you want for dinner?" He asked standing in front of me, one of his hands reaching for one of mine, playing with my fingers while he spoke.

"Mmm I don't know" I said with a pout. "What do you feel like?" Sticking out my legs, I wrapped them around one of his legs, pulling him closer to me with a giggle. Almost falling completely on top of me, his one hand thumping on the back of the couch, supporting his weight from me, his guitar pick necklace dangling in front of me. Tipping my head back I tried to capture it in my mouth but it swung back and forth too quickly. Eddie laughed through his nose, readjusting himself so he was sitting next to me, warm hand on my bare thigh.

"I don't care as long as I don't have to cook anything" He said leaning his head back onto the couch.

"We could do Pizza?" I said with a raised brow. "It's the easiest one, don't even need plates for it we can just eat it straight out of the box like the gremlins we are"

"God I love you" He said quickly, leaning forward to give me a quick kiss. "I'll make the call, you keep reading" He patted my thigh "I'm gunna shower real quick, but I'll leave my wallet out here just in case okay?"

"Okay baby" I said with a smile. With a final kiss he sauntered his way into the bathroom.

The pizza arrived just as Eddie had stepped out of the shower. Paying the delivery boy I grabbed the hot box and slapped it onto the counter, returning to my spot on the couch, opening my book back to the page I was on and diving back in.

"You not gunna eat babe?" Eddie asked from the kitchen.

"Wanna finish this first" I said quickly. "M'almost done"

Eddie laughed through a mouthful of pizza. "Alright, I gotta finish up going over Dustins campaign, but come see me when you're done"

"Mmkay" I said barely listening, fully engrossed in the words splayed across the old yellow paperback in my hands.

twenty five minutes later I turned the last page and finished the book. How could it have ended like that? Stomping my way over to eddies room, standing in the door way, book held loosely in my hand as I looked at him with furrowed brows.

Hearing me approach he looked up from the notebook that rested on his bent knees, a sympathetic smile on his face. "You finished the book didn't you"

I choked out a sob before attempting to chuck the book at him, missing completely and hitting the wall next to him, the book sliding down the small space between the wall and the mattress. "Why would you do that to me!" I yelled at him.

He laughed, setting down his notebook on the floor next to him, he opened his arms for me, gesturing for me to come to him with one hand. Shuffling over to him I crawled over his stretched out legs, settling myself on his lap and burying my face into his chest. His hands coming to wrap themselves tightly around my back. "Wasn't it so good though?"

I whined. "Yeah but why did they have to end it like that, they were so in love" Sitting back up to look at him, my palms flat on his chest, while his hands came up to cup my face, wiping away the tears as they fell. "I knew it couldn't work out but, I wanted to hold onto that hope so bad"

"I know I did too, but they knew what they had to do, nothing was ever going to change, they couldn't stop that" He said reassuringly, comforting me over the few fictional characters I had grown to love so much.

"God" I said with a huff. "You suck" I said with a light slap to his bare chest.

He flinched, mouth open in shock, grabbing my wrist with one hand. "What did I do!"

"You told me to read the stupid thing!" I said forcing a fake frown.

"I didn't think you were gunna cry about it!" He said with a laugh. "It was beautiful though wasn't it?"

"Yeah it was" I said unable to keep the smile off my face. "You think places like Alora really exist?" Shifting off of his lap and next to him, I laid my head down on one of his pillows, bringing my leg up so my thigh was resting on his waist. He turned slightly, his hand coming to intertwine his fingers with mine.

"Absolutely, places in the hobbit are real, so there's gotta be a place like Alora somewhere"

"Can we go there? Live there forever"

"Like little gremlins?" he said teasingly, repeating me from earlier.

"Yeah, exactly like that" I said with a smile.

"You're pretty" he said.

"So are you" I said with a dreamy sigh.

Our sweet moment ruined by how loud my stomach growled, in the quietness of Eddies home. "You haven't eaten yet have you"

"I had to finish the book!" I said laughing, wiping my face with the back of my hand, getting rid of any excess wetness from my tears.

"Go, get up and get the pizza, and then bring that cute butt back in here" he said pulling me over his body and off of his bed, making me stand up wobbly on my feet.

"Cute butt?" I asked standing in his doorway.

"Yeah, the cutest" he said with an obvious tone.

"You mean this cute butt?" I said lifting up the oversized band shirt of his I wore, exposing my butt and the black panties I wore underneath, before skipping away into the kitchen to get the box of pizza.

"You're a menace!" Eddie yelled from his room.

I giggled and made my way back to him, knowing I wasn't only going to be full of pizza tonight.

[zeezelweazel]

Until Dawn| Pegging Headcanons|

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If you've seen this fic before it's because I initially posted it on my nsfw blog. After I started writing nsfw on this blog as well I thought I might as well only use my second blog for reposts (self promo lol)

TW: anal sex (reader & characters receiving)

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• Sam •

- When it comes to being pegged Sam feels very natural about it. She doesn't know if she loves it or hates it. I guess it depends on her mood and how the night is going. When she asks for it though you know you're in for a very enjoyable night. You might as well take a few pictures of your dear Sammy ass up, face down hands clenching the pillows while her entire body shakes in pleasure.

- Now pegging someone else on the other hand. She absolutely loves giving her partner pleasure. I feel like she would be more on the slow, sweet and caring side. Giving you what you want while also keeping things light and romantic. A lot of whispered praises as well as soft kisses anywhere she can reach. Will also go a bit harder if you ask her nicely.

• Jessica •

- If you ask Jessica how she'd like being pegged you will see an expression full of ecstasy come to her face before the fun even starts. She absolutely loves being pegged and she'll make sure to let you know. She's generally loud during sex but when you peg her you have to get ready for some noise complaints, unless of course you want to gag her something she definitely won't be against.

- Jessica keeps the same energy when it comes down to pegging someone else. She's very excited and unlike Sam she's more on the wild side. Not really rough but not sweet either. A perfect balance of the two that will have her partner cuming within minutes and still ask for more. Expect her to spank unexpectedly while she's railing you on the bed. She also adores putting your hair in a makeshift ponytail and tug it, if she can.

• Emily •

- Sorry to disappoint but Emily hates the idea of being pegged. I think that in general she doesn't like anal stuff when it comes to herself. You can fuck her pussy and her mouth and she might let you have your fun with her thighs if she's feeling generous but you're never getting anywhere near there.

- You don't have to worry though because as much as Emily hates it done to her she loves pegging someone else more than anything. The moment you even suggest it you can practically feel her horniness slip through her body. It just gets her going and you're certainly not complaining. She loves the power and dominance she holds over you when you're on all fours sobbing and moaning like crazy. Her sadistic side really shines whenever she puts on the strap.

• Ashley •

- To no one's surprise Ashley also likes it when she's being pegged. She loves experimenting and trying new positions and would even love to try some of those vibrating straps. Ash is someone who has both a praising kink and a degradation kink so you can really have your fun with her. Try doing either one at a time and maybe if you're feeling more adventurous mix them both and watch her absolutely melt.

- I'm under the impression that pegging someone else is not something Ashley would want to do. Now, she would probably try just to please you but it's generally something she's not really comfortable with doing. She's mainly very insecure about doing it wrong and not being able to get you off. With a bit of coaxing and praise she might get to it a second time. Maybe you'll get her to be more confident in her pleasing abilities with time, who knows.

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[consult-sherlockholmes]

I asked you very nicely, and I know you could choose not to answer those sex questions. Of course it’s never about me. It’s your blog and you choose what is enjoyable for yourself. I imagine you receive lots of asks and tags but right now you only choose the sex ones to answer.

That was not 'very nicely', but anyway. I answered many diverse asks, also others that have nothing to do with 'sex' in the slightest. But seems anywhere you look it's something sexual, so seems you are the problem here. If you can't keep your mind out of the gutter and read anything as sexual, then of course all asks will be sexual to you. Yes there was a sharp increase in those asks, however there were also other asks that I answered, so your 'observation' is wrong. And I do not like this accusatory tone here, that I 'enjoy' those asks or specifically choose them.

Look at those so horrible sexual asks that I answered:

I should probably censor them completely with how indecent they are, oh my, I am already blushing.

If it's about me, then stop complaining and whining about what you don't want to see, anonymous. After all you don't even dare to show your face. Is that enough analysis and quality arguments for you now?

[confessionsofa-roleplayer]

Thinking about it, I'm starting to believe too many people get their expectations of frequency of interactions and activity out of proportion and fail to realize that, perhaps, some platforms are more accommodating to a certain style of roleplay over another. Tumblr is a platform that can realistically accommodate all kinds of styles, from script, to single sentence, to short paragraph, to multi-paragraph, all the way to novella, certainly, but I think it should also be kept in perspective that the format of the site does make that sweet spot somewhere between single paragraph to short multi-paragraph, and I think that's what a lot more writers than not hope to expect out of others. The people who rant and rave "This hobby is about fun! You're taking things too seriously if you expect longer replies!", despite being so caustic and reactionary more often than not to anything that disagrees with their viewpoint, fail to understand that there's mediums better tailored to such short form, easily disposable interactions and that's chatroom formats. Even if you feel slighted by me saying so, please put your pitchforks and torches to the side for just one second and let me attest that the chatroom format – complete with quick, snappy, in-the-moment replies and plenty of "for fun", "play it and forget it" interactions – is where I got my start. Some of these people may be better served by finding either the right Discord communities that tailor to that preference or other communities. Conversely, the people who talk like the only form of writing that's worthwhile is novella-length style things with extensive plotlines and similarly lengthy wait times are the ones who might be best served not on Tumblr, but on forums where such activity is often the norm. I know these folks tend to be pickier more often than not, and I believe it's also why you tend to see them flock more towards groups and such, which is at least more accommodating to the style and quality of roleplay they're looking for overall, but when you also have a whole website full of people who may fall anywhere less than "novella" in terms of how much they write on average per reply, the novella length people also have to understand that maybe Tumblr isn't always the best space to accommodate them. Although, much like the kind of writers on the polar opposite end who want their quick fix, non-serious replies, they tend to find their tribes and stick with them. Meanwhile, everyone else who may fall between these two points on the spectrum just kind of feel like they're not allowed their dog in the fight. The "It's a hobby not a jobby!" people will constantly decry them for wanting a little more than what they're getting, while also bragging about how they "don't have problems finding people" and "you should stop being so picky", and the people who handle their roleplay almost like it's a professional writing career will complain about the majority that doesn't meet their standards every so often, but will still ultimately sequester themselves to whatever small groups of like-minded, equally skilled writers to associate with, or they leave entirely and constantly tout the virtues of fanfiction and such. It just kind of leaves the short, multi-para (or less) writers torn between two extremes and constantly questioning their own approach to writing on a platform that, by its own formatting, should be well-tailored to their style to begin with, especially since no other space works nearly as well for such things than the "blog" format.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not necessarily saying the quick-fire, no-commitment writers and the long-form, short-story, novella writers are wrong for their perspective styles. I'm just saying that they may be holding others to standards that don't really mesh well with the platform when they all have platforms better tailored to the kind of style they enjoy. But the short-form, multi-para writers don't really have much else other than Tumblr and maybe other social media DMs – the latter of which requires dipping toes into the quick-fire writers' spaces to mixed results, which often makes people swear off of roleplaying entirely when it's a style that doesn't mesh with theirs and they're continually told they're wrong for expecting more out of it.

[sometimesiwritethings]

So, I don't know if you've ever done a threesome one before. But I would love to see one with Seonghwa and San and the reader. Either a fic or how they would react to the reader asking

threesomes are basically my favorite thing to write on this blog, lol. i've written threesome fics for Stray Kids and BTS (twice), and i have one Ateez fic in the works that's Seonghwa and Wooyoung and the reader. but the dynamic between Seonghwa and San sounds fun to explore as well~

i know you only asked for reactions from Seonghwa and San, but i extended it to all members of Ateez since i have zero self-control~ ❤️

Hongjoong - feat. Mingi

sharing you with someone else - even for one night - is a very big ask to make of Hongjoong. it'd be near impossible to get him to say yes for anyone outside of the group. but the way his ears turn red when you suggest Mingi makes it obvious what the final outcome will be

don't expect to jump straight into debauchery. Hongjoong will require lots of indepth talks over boundaries and how the threesome will reshape the dynamic of your relationship in meticulous detail. only once you're both in perfect agreement will you two approach Mingi with the offer

Hongjoong thinks it's cute how you worry about Mingi's reaction, but he's not surprised in the least when Mingi jumps at the chance; after all, he's noticed the way Mingi becomes extra clingy when you're around, how Mingi will look to both of you for approval before anyone else, how Mingi always manages to accidentally intrude on your private moments as a couple

but again, don't expect the three of you to jump into bed just yet. all the earlier discussions on boundaries get replayed and renegotiated with Mingi's input. it might feel like Hongjoong is being too cautious, but all those talks stretching late into the night solidify an unshakeable bond between Hongjoong and you and Mingi that will far outlast a single night of sex

Seonghwa - feat. San

it's always a coin toss whether Seonghwa will text you sweet fluff or the most depraved filth whenever you two are apart for more than a few hours. normally you're able to keep the more degenerate messages hidden from prying eyes, but you quickly realize that San's habit of remaining glued to your side during hangout sessions means he ends up seeing everything that pops up on your phone screen

complaining about it to Seonghwa only encourages him to tease you, claiming you secretly love how Sannie now knows every intimate detail of how Seonghwa defiles you. and as much as you want to deny it, you can't even squeak out a lie in your defense. after staying up the whole night talking out the details, you both agree to ask San if he'd be interested in a threesome. and to no one's surprise, San jumps at the chance

Seonghwa insists each of you get a new round of STI testing before anything physical happens. he even manages to turn it into a fun date with all three of you visiting the clinic on the same day and grabbing food after. a week later when the test results come back, all of you open the envelopes in front of one another

poor Sannie is absolutely mortified when his results are the only ones to come back positive. he starts to panic about how neither of you will want him as a third anymore, but Seonghwa scoffs at the overreaction. you're quick to remind San that all he needs is a few weeks of antibiotics and Seonghwa assures him that he'll be more than welcome in your bed once the next batch of test results come back negative

until then, San is kept on edge with tantalizing pictures from you and messages from Seonghwa promising everything the two of you want to do with him

Yunho - feat. Jongho

there's nothing Yunho loves more than to tease you until you're a blushing, flustered mess. and your friendship with Jongho provides endless ammunition for teasing. every time he comes back to the dorm, Yunho knows to check for you in Jongho's room before looking anywhere else. sometimes he stands in the doorway for a bit before making himself known, watching with a smile as you lay comfortably on the bed with your feet kicked up behind you and Jongho sits at the desk like the respectful maknae he is

in truth it warms Yunho's heart to know you get along so well with his members. so there's no bite to his words when he kidnaps you back to his room and accuses you of acting like a little slut around the maknae again. "i saw the way you two were looking at each other. so shameless," Yunho growls into your inner thighs, grazing the soft flesh with his teeth

the more you try to deny it, the more he teases you about it. "hm? my fingers are too much? i bet you'd beg for another if it was Jongho's fingers stretching you open." his eyes gleam mischievously as he fucks you into the mattress, whispering so much filth about the maknae in your ear that of course you accidentally moan out Jongho's name once or twice without realizing. Yunho chuckles each time; he will never let you live this down

afterwards, with you ignoring the mess of sweat and cum to lay splayed out on Yunho's chest, it doesn't surprise him in the slightest when you shyly ask about a threesome with Jongho. it's more shocking that you waited this long to bring it up

Yunho tells you to wait right there, getting up to throw on a pair of sweatpants before disappearing out into the hallway. he dips into Jongho's room, knocking on the door frame to get the maknae's attention. "need a favor. can you help get them cleaned up and dressed while i heat up leftovers for the three of us?" Yunho watched with a smirk as Jongho's face progressively turns a deeper shade of red as he realizes what's being asked of him. Jongho nods stiffly, trying to appear respectfully hesitant but there's no hiding the eagerness in his eyes

Yeosang - feat. Wooyoung

you knew from the start that Yeosang was a package deal. Wooyoung shamelessly invites himself along on your dates so often that it almost feels like there's a secret third person in your relationship. sometimes it's not clear who's the real third wheel: you or Wooyoung

normally you don't mind the unusual arrangement, but even you start to get frustrated when Wooyoung manages to intrude on every intimate moment between you and Yeosang for a week straight. finally you vent your frustrations. while Yeosang is predictably sympathetic, he also shocks you by suggesting Wooyoung's presence didn't have to interfere with your sex life

he brings it up so casually that you can't help but quietly ask if it's only okay for Wooyoung to watch or if he's allowed to get more hands on. Yeosang doesn't give you an explicit answer; he quietly laughs and pulls you in for a kiss, leaving you with unending possibilities

later in the week, the three of you are the only ones left in the dance practice room after all the members had gone back to the dorms. Wooyoung suggests playing rock, paper, scissors to see who gets sent on a snack run, only to whine the entire way out the door after losing. when he gets back, Wooyoung is greeted by the sight of you half naked as Yeosang guides your hips up and down in his lap

Yeosang tightens his grip to keep you speared on his cock, and you hear him chuckle as you cover your face in embarrassment. you couldn't bear to look Wooyoung in the face right now. something rattles in front of your face and you peak through your fingers to see Wooyoung shaking a box of snacks. "wanna play the pepero game?" he asked in a deceptively innocent voice. "winner gets to decide where I cum on your body"

San - feat. Seonghwa

it doesn't take much convincing to get San on board with the idea of a threesome. he loves getting you as messy as possible, and adding in another person doubles the loads of cum that can be painted across your body. Sannie will cradle you in his lap, kissing your neck as he tossed out names to see which one you prefer. as long as it's one of the other members, he doesn't mind who you choose. the eight of them already share everything else. so San doesn't see any reason to treat things differently when it comes to you

he also fully approves of your choice when you finally settle on asking Seonghwa. as much as San loves cleaning you up during the aftercare process, sometimes he feels too fatigued to do as good of a job as he'd like. and he knows Seonghwa won't even have to be asked to step in and take care of everything while San rests just long enough for the muscles in his legs to stop twitching

to his credit, Seonghwa is just as gentle with San as he is with you during the aftercare. he helps you both into the shower before disappearing to change the sheets and air out the bedroom. you scrub San's body as he washes you hair, stealing little kisses whenever possible and reviewing the night in excited whispers

when Seonghwa finally rejoins you both in the bathroom, San quickly wrestles him out of his clothes and pulls him into the shower. the two of you let Seonghwa know how much you appreciate his help by letting him relax in the warm stream of water as you and San get on your knees to sloppily share kisses around the head of Seonghwa's cock

Mingi - feat. Hongjoong

you felt nervous broaching the topic of a threesome for the first time. but to your surprise, Mingi doesn't need any convincing once you suggest letting one of his hyungs join for a night. he talks a big game when it's just the two of you, but every time he's supposed to ask Hongjoong about it, Mingi turns into an unintelligible blushing mess

as much as he loves the idea of being shared, Mingi's anxiety gets the better of him. what if Hongjoong is disgusted by the offer? what if he gossips to the other members and all his hyung's judge him? or worse - what if Hongjoong agrees and you end up falling in love with him instead?

so it's up to you to recruit Hongjoong. he's naturally suspicious of your intentions and it takes a long time for you to convince him that this isn't part of an elaborate joke. but eventually you're able to get Hongjoong to realize it's a genuine offer. one that he's quite excited to negotiate

Hongjoong quickly proves himself as the perfect addition for a night. his insistence on laying out boundaries beforehand helps to reassure Mingi by providing an answer for every single anxiety produced question. you're impressed by how Hongjoong seems to always know when to offer Mingi space and when to kick his ass into gear

all the meticulous planning means you don't immediately panic that night when you hear just how close Mingi is to crying as he lays spread out on the bed, begging for someone, anyone, to touch him. you and Hongjoong share a look, communicating in silence on how to best wreck your good little boy

Wooyoung - feat. Yeosang

you won't even have a chance to suggest a threesome before Wooyoung tries to orchestrate one all on his own. the two of you are cuddled up on his bed, half paying attention to a movie playing quietly on the laptop while fooling around underneath the blankets

when Yeosang walks in without knocking, you try to dart away to feign modesty but Wooyoung refuses to let you squirm off his fingers that easily. you think it'll be easy to hold in your voice for a few moments while Yeosang grabs whatever he came in for, but your confidence evaporates when Wooyoung invites him to stay and watch the movie. Yeosang crawls on the bed, laying on his stomach on the opposite side of you with his eyes glued firmly to the laptop

every so often you glance over to see if Yeosang is paying attention, but he seems completely oblivious to how Wooyoung is thrusting, curling, and spreading his fingers inside you. another finger is added and you choke out a whispered complaint about Wooyoung stretching you too far

you didn't even realize the movie was paused until Yeosang pipes up, "you'll be grateful for the extra prep when you're taking both our cocks at once." he finally turns to look back at you, snickering at your expression. "that is the plan, right? or did you really just want an audience? i don't mind either way"

Wooyoung presses a kiss to your shoulder and you can feel his lips quirked into a devious smile. it's too hard to form a coherent answer as yet another finger is added, so you whine pathetically and nod

Jongho - feat. Yunho

it all started when Jongho decided to approach one of his hyungs for help in the bedroom. as much as he loved recreating your first night together, even Jongho knew when to admit that he'd accidentally steered your sex life into a rut

Yunho felt like the obvious one to turn to for advice. he'd be lighthearted and wouldn't force Jongho to sit through the sex education lectures Hongjoong or Seonghwa were known for. but Yunho's advice could also be trusted, unlike Yeosang

and to his credit, Yunho turned out to be an incredibly helpful confidant. Jongho made sure to take detailed notes on how to set the mood or talk dirty with cringing internally. the section that got Jongho's attention the most was all about various new positions, ones that would let him showcase his strength while still maintaining a vital sense of intimacy

the only problem was that Jongho had a hard time mentally picturing a few of the position, and all of Yunho's attempts at drawing it out only succeeded in making them both laugh. "just try to figure it out on your own," Yunho sighed. "and if you can't make it work, both of you can come find me for a live demonstration"

he'd meant it as a joke. but two days later, you and Jongho cornered Yunho in his room with very serious expressions asking for the live demonstration. that's how the three of you ended up in the current position: you pinned to the wall with Yunho between your spread thighs, and Jongho surveying from each side to note the proper hand placement keeping you suspended

"but is it really possible to still hold me up during, um... penetration?" you asked, dropping your voice to a whisper on the last word. Yunho snickers and says he'd be happy to demonstrate that as well, thinking surely this time you two would recognize the offer as an obvious joke. there's a moment of silence as you and Jongho share a long, intimate look that Yunho doesn't quite know how to read. then Jongho nods and reaches between your bodies to pull your shorts down over the curve of your ass. "go on, hyung. give us a proper demonstration"

and Yunho can't resist setting a good example for the precious maknae

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