*the gang steps into baldur’s gate*
halsin: they’re making people pay for flowers?? for fruit?? things that silvanus gave to us for free?!
astarion: omg why are you yelling at me? i didnt make the system
astarion: wait
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lost in the beautiful world conjured up by this tweet
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hey i finished it, and here's a tiny preview from one of the things that got (rightfully) flagged from like an hour ago.
that is the fastest customer service ive ever received here, my post got flagged in under 5 minutes and my appeal got denied in under 30 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 all those spicy wips will have to be clipped way heavier and then posted on twitter ig 😂
how am i supposed to sleep knowing tumblr lets p*rn bots fly by, but my censored shit gets struck by lightening like zeus himself was waitin for my dumbass head to poke outta my burrow.
i cant stop giggling, this site is truly a mess 😂😂😂
edit; forgot i can edit, here's the twt link https://twitter.com/definedead1/status/1805276961347960996
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who set up the internet in that decrepit little hovel so that lestat can be an ipad kid 😭
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look at the state of sport journalism dawg, he sucked on a lollypop with steeliness and determination??? oozing mental fortitude??? Autosport it's time to open up the schools
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the face of a man who presumably has been trained to withstand actual torture but who can't stand to listen to another second of this shit
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one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible
like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that
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Headcanon: Cassandra is TERRIBLE with names
(Shitty quality, click to see clearly)
It's THE dumb idea I was talking about few days ago...
I'm losing sleep over that, but anyway, enjoy🧡
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