#im cryinh

[acecase0]

The most unrealistic part about humans in space is that the average human knows why their body reacts the way it does.

Dont get me wrong, i love how they explain things that shock an alien, but most humans, atleast americans, do not know what happens to make their foot fall asleep.

They know that if you keep it in one place too long it will, but not that if you sit on it too long the nerves get compressed and cuts off from your brain for a couple minutes.

Of course if you went through a program that required you to know things about humans that could be potentially dangerous to other life forms then you may know things, but after a couple years or so when there isn’t a requirement to do that because of trade with other species, i like to think that something like this happens.

Human: *sitting in a chair with one leg over the other, listening to their xorgog friend talk*

Xorgog: -and so I never got to eat my special tsu’le cake. Oh look at the time, I better head to my pod.

Human: Oh dang, lemme walk you out then bud! *goes to stand up only to fall back in the chair* Agh! Dammit!

Xorgog: *worried* What! What happened?

Human: *waving him off* it’s fine, my foot just fell asleep. Just give me a second and i can get up.

Xorgog: *confused af* what do you mean ‘fell asleep’? I thought you were one organism, not multiple?

Human: Oh, well when humans have their limbs in one place too long, when you go to move it gets numb.

Xorgog: *horrified* How?!

Human: *shrugs as he shakes his leg* I dunno man! It’s fine though, i just gotta shake it to wake up and it’ll have a tingly feeling, which hurts like a bitch, then it’ll be back to normal. No biggie.

Xorgog: ….humans are weirdly terrifying.

Human: *shrug* whatever you say man.

[keelifallen]

[kit43b3]

Lhong for @qinnyanimation DTIYS BECAUSE ARTBLOCK CANT HOLD ME BACK FOREVER.

Un filtered ver :3

[m4rs-ex3]

this is the face of a boy who just realized he cannot go a single nother day without her

and this is the face of a boy who is ready for that

[astarionancuntnin]

i just finished baldur's gate for the first time, and in the epilogue theres a chest with letters from people you helped throughout the adventure. most are adressed to you, but the one from the Gur is for Astarion

i.................... need to lay dow n

[moltage]

i get her.

[sugarcoatedtooth]

A story about betrayal :(

I love their friendship sm plis get back together 🙏🙏🥲

[smoughenthusias]

gulps

[jaikoyaki]

Posting a cute lil hanni one shot next week !!

[imlittlestressed]

Nooo, don't do this to me, the game about middle-aged disco policeman gays 🥺 Don't make me cry!!!

[soalov8]

merry nardmas. my magnum opus...

[acecase0]

This Harry Potter fanfic idea that I just got in my head has me in a chokehold. 

So Harry never grows up with magic. In fact, he doesn’t know it exists. He lives as an artist who escaped the Dursleys when he came of age. He gets visions sometimes, of a man in a graveyard, of a rat in a tree, of a dog and a ginger cat walking past a strange forest. Instead of being freaked out by it (he totally was at first), he decides to paint. He paints what he sees, and everyone loves it.

They talk of how realistic his paintings are. They ask him where he got his inspiration. “I had a dream that became reality” he would say, knowing they wouldn’t pry.

Too bad they become too well liked. One day at an art show, displaying his works in an entire wing of the museum, figures in cloaks come in, waving sticks in the air. “Where is Harry Potter?” They ask, getting confused and slightly amused glances before being pointed to him. The supposed leader walks up, looking him up and down. “You are Harry Potter? The Boy Who Lived?” Harry raises an eyebrow at the man. “Is that my name? Yes. Do I know what the other part is? No.” He can sense the confusion behind the mask, no doubt wondering how he got one name right but not the other(except both were right.)

Before he can ask why they are here, another group of people burst in, brandishing their own sticks like weapons, trained on the first group. “Get away from him!” A young woman with purple streaks in brown hair yells at the man next to Harry.

Yada yada yada - Harry finds out he’s a wizard- blah blah blah - he gets super fucking confused and tries to leave only for Tom Riddle or Voldemort come up in front of him, blocking hid path. Then Dumbledore arrives, blocking the other exit. Harry is tired of these crazy lunatics. So what does a sane and rational artist do when people are confusing/pissing the hell out of him? Why, he simply paints a door on the wall, walk through, and lock it behind him.

Everyone stares at what just happened. As Harry walks away from the building he suppresses a smile. What, did they think he hadn’t realized he had magic? He painted his first door in his cupboard when he was six, wishing to be out of the Dursley’s hold only to find the door actually opened. Harry is not an idiot.

Wizarding Britain may be though.

[cokowiii]

Turtles: SHredeR wE GON FUCK YOU UP

Shredder:

[deceitjam]

My headcanon is just that Cross chose Nightmare over Dream and met Killer. Killer tries to be his friend after seeing how cool Cross really is (he was jealous at first since Cross rose high up the ranks after just joining) and after a while, he gets saved by Cross during an attack from Swap and falls in love <3.

I picture Killer's confession like they're on a rooftop of some au and fireworks set off and he just confesses and well Cross accepts like shshjfuddvsh 😭‼️