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ratcandy · 1 month
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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep
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muffinlance · 5 months
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
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scribefindegil · 23 days
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Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?
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nextstopparis · 8 months
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when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head
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cloudyydraws · 28 days
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UY! PHILIPPINES!!!! PHILIPPINES!!!!
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brickcollector · 22 days
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He is so orange
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thewiglesswonder · 1 year
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There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like
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deaddriv · 1 month
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Translated with permission!!
Here's the author's Twitter (achu_0u0) and the original post!
Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?
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eklixio · 3 months
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ready to be stressed! 🐻🍽️
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hemaris · 1 year
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i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you
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t00thpasteface · 10 months
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"well, the laser vision IS a plus, because it's cool watching her set stuff on fire from 50 yards away. and i like that she can fly and get things off of high shelves for me. but those aren't the ONLY reasons why i like her!"
(also i hope you enjoy retro batdad, because that's where my brain's at right now. i'm delighted that starfire's design is already so incredibly 60s; she fits right in 🌠)
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lavendervirgos · 4 months
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Breeding as a concept? Amazing
Mentions of breeding/getting pregnant during dirty talk? Outstanding
Real life pregnancy? No. Horrifying. Never. Hard pass. Worst thing imaginable.
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worthless-mess · 6 months
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w0lp3rtinger · 3 months
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"- I have a lot of problems with Biden. He is clearly the better of the two options, which I recognize is a very low bar. Being better than Trump cannot be the standard, because Donald Trump is the absence of a standard.
"But the truth is, even if Trump looses, that won't be the end of this. The people who cooked up Project 2025 will just move onto Project 2029 instead, because for them, this is so much more than just one election, or indeed, one candidate. Project 2025 is born from impulse as old as America. It's an impulse that says one class of Americans is entitled to lead, and the rest of us are lucky to be allowed to serve- that thinks there should be a limited government when it comes to rules they have to live by, but also a unitary executive to keep the rest of us in line. These are old, old ideas that have been shouted from podiums-... but have now been placed into a new handbook for an only too willing president to use on day one.
"And in a perfect world, I would love if we had an opposing party better able to articulate a strong defense of our country's ideals and that also consistently lived up to them. People are entitled to hope for more from the next four years than someone just not being Trump (and for at least two supreme court justices to die)-...
"And for anyone tempted to think, 'Well, we survived Trump's first term,' first, not everyone did, and it should hopefully be very clear by now a second Trump term really does promise to be far, far worse, because if Trump's first term was defined by chaos, his second could be defined by ruthless efficiency. That should be troubling to absolutely everyone because Project 2025 is a movement who's members joke about wanting a white homeland and insist women have to have more babies to uphold western society.-
"We need to be better than this."
-John Oliver, June 19th of 2024
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pangur-and-grim · 26 days
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someone had to go the vet this morning bc she lost her meow…..
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simstrouble · 4 months
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Bedelia Hairstyle (6 Versions) by simstrouble
Many of you suggested more ponytails and buns, so I created these with inspiration from our shared Pinterest Board. V1 and V4 come with small decorative braids with bead accessories 🍓
Base Game Compatible
24 Swatches
All LODs, Hat Compatible, All Maps
Beads for V1 and V4 braids can be found in the Face Piercing category, 10 swatches
6 versions are shown below 👇🏼
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Download (Patreon, Free) | Instagram | Pinterest
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